Chapter 286 Vomiting on Her

Chapter 286: He Threw Up All Over Her

She had raised her daughter for over a decade, and this is how she turned out?

No matter what, Luo Qianxue was still a princess. And now, with that lovestruck expression on her face, what difference was there between her and a brothel courtesan?

Consort Li was deeply disappointed in Luo Qianxue, but Luo Qianxue was completely oblivious. At this moment, she was so excited she could faint!

All because Xie Liuzheng had reached out his hand to her.

"Tenth Princess, may I hold your hand?"

Luo Qianxue's mind exploded with a bang. Something deep inside her was touched, her ears turned bright red, and her entire face flushed.

As if she couldn't believe what she had just heard, she asked again, her voice still stammering.

"Bro... Brother Liuzheng, wh... what did you just say?"

A flicker of impatience crossed Xie Liuzheng's face. Were Luo Qianxue's ears plugged with cow hair?

He was this close, and she still couldn't hear him?

He really wanted to withdraw his hand, but thinking of his plan, he held himself back!

Suppressing his disgust, he repeated himself once more, his voice louder than before.

"I said, may I hold your hand?"

Men and women should not have physical contact; this move was highly unconventional. Emperor Jingyang immediately objected.

"How dare you! Have you no manners? You refuse to marry the Tenth Princess, but you want to hold her hand—what do you take her for..."

Before he could utter "what kind of person," Emperor Jingyang almost choked on his own blood.

Then Luo Qianxue hastily placed her hand in Xie Liuzheng's.

She moved so fast, as if afraid he'd take it back.

Compared to the anger of Emperor Jingyang and Consort Li, Luo Qianxue was so happy she could pass out!

He held her!

Xie Liuzheng had taken the initiative to hold her hand!

This was the first time they interlaced fingers—what could be happier?

Her cheeks turned rosy, she stood there coyly, and her voice was syrupy sweet.

"Brother Liuzheng, now that you've held my hand, I belong to you. My father and mother are both watching here—you can't avoid your responsibility to me."

Xie Liuzheng: "..."

He looked at Luo Qianxue quietly without responding, as if he was plotting something.

Ji Yuntang stood outside the hall without entering, but she had a clear view of everything happening in the Hall of Political Affairs.

She cast a sympathetic glance at Luo Qianxue.

This fool really thought Xie Liuzheng taking her hand meant he liked her?

A good show was about to start!

In the blink of an eye, Luo Qianxue, not getting a response, looked up at him.

Xie Liuzheng was a head taller than Luo Qianxue. The moment she looked up, he vomited all over her face.

Emperor Jingyang: "!!!"

Consort Li: "!!!"

Luo Qianxue: "!!!"

Both were in disbelief; Luo Qianxue was simply stunned!

Before she could even figure out what was happening, Xie Liuzheng let out another "blech—"

This time, Luo Qianxue's hair did not escape either.

Foul remnants mixed with soup and water, accompanied by a sickening sour stench, dripped down from Luo Qianxue's hair. Luo Qianxue felt like she was going mad!

She demanded angrily, "Brother Liuzheng, what are you doing?!"

If she hadn't opened her mouth, she might have been better off—but as soon as she did, Xie Liuzheng vomited straight into Luo Qianxue's mouth.

Luo Qianxue was so disgusted she wanted to throw up herself. She frantically tried to shake off Xie Liuzheng's hand to run outside and throw up everything.

But Xie Liuzheng held onto her tightly. "Tenth Princess, blech—don't you want, blech—to marry this young master, blech—? Why are you running away, blech—so fast, blech—?"

After saying that, Xie Liuzheng vomited on Luo Qianxue several more times. The entire Hall of Political Affairs did not escape; a strong sour stench filled the air.

He seemed to do it on purpose—Xie Liuzheng followed Luo Qianxue wherever she moved, vomiting, his hand still clutching hers tightly.

This time, it wasn't just Luo Qianxue—Emperor Jingyang and Consort Li were also losing their minds!

They had never seen such a scene before.

Emperor Jingyang tried to stop him, but as soon as he took his hand off his nose, the strong odor made him want to throw up as well.

He quickly covered his mouth again and stood as far away from Xie Liuzheng as possible.

Consort Li, afraid of getting vomited on, hid under the table without caring about her image, using an empty fruit platter to shield her face.

The entire Hall of Political Affairs was in chaos, but since Emperor Jingyang hadn't given the order, the guards outside dared not enter.

They all covered their noses, trying to minimize their presence, staying as far away from Xie Liuzheng, the toxic bomb, as possible.

Ji Yuntang had stuffed paper up her nose the moment Xie Liuzheng held Luo Qianxue's hand. Now, the smile on her lips was harder to hold back than the recoil of an AK-47.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

Wasn't this better than the operas performed in the theaters outside?

She had long heard that Xie Liuzheng was allergic to women, that he had this peculiar quirk, but she had never seen it firsthand.

Now that she saw it, it completely upended Ji Yuntang's understanding of medicine.

Such a miraculous constitution was as rare as a phoenix feather or a unicorn horn—hard to find even among ten thousand people.

Holding Luo Qianxue's hand was like a switch for Xie Liuzheng—once the switch was on, he started to feel nauseous and vomit.

It can be said that holding hands is easy but letting go is difficult. The strength disparity between men and women is such that no matter how Luo Qianxue tried to break free, she couldn't.

After today, I'm afraid Luo Qianxue will never want to hold Xie Liuzheng's hand again.

There was no denying his trick, though mean, was highly effective.

Xie Liuzheng puked until he was satisfied, but Luo Qianxue's eyes were swollen from crying.

She felt her hand hurt badly, and her whole body was sour and smelly.

She had once regarded Xie Liuzheng as her Prince Charming, fantasizing about him wearing a wedding suit, with a red flower on his chest, riding a tall horse to marry her.

But who would have thought that a Prince Charming could also vomit?

What Xie Liuzheng puked today was even more than what she had pooped.

What’s the difference between that and him pooping all over her?

Luo Qianxue was extremely devastated. For the first time, she felt that the image of Xie Liuzheng in her heart had crumbled.

She didn't want to marry him anymore.

After Xie Liuzheng finished vomiting, until there was nothing left in his stomach to bring up and he was only dry heaving, he tossed off Luo Qianxue's hand as if throwing away trash.

Miraculously, the nausea vanished at once.

Looking at the filthy Luo Qianxue, Xie Liuzheng quickly jumped three steps away from her.

Ew, so gross!

"Sorry, this heir ate dumplings with chive and pork filling and pickled cabbage and vermicelli filling at the mansion this afternoon. They probably haven't digested fully yet. Next time, after I eat something with a milder flavor, I'll come to hold the Tenth Princess's hand again."

Though he said he was sorry, there was no trace of guilt on Xie Liuzheng's face.

At this moment, a cold, teasing voice came from outside the hall.

The speaker was none other than Ji Yuntang.

"No need for all that trouble. Once Little Sister Tenth marries my brother, he will be yours!"

"Then you can hold his hand all you want, touch him however you please, and even if you want to sleep with him, he won't dare refuse."

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