Demon King – Chapter 146 – A Sister Trying to Convince a Loli to Go Shopping

“Are you that afraid of me…” Reaching out to poke her big sister’s cheek, Eiya crouched beside the sofa, looking at the other party’s sleeping face, her tone somewhat resentful.

Upon waking up to find the loli beside her missing, Eiya had quickly gotten up to search for her big sister. When she ran to the living room, she found the other party lying on the sofa sleeping soundly, making her scowl a bit.

After finishing her morning routine, Eiya also saw the breakfast the other party had prepared for her. After eating breakfast, she crouched here, teasing the other party with her finger while admiring her big sister’s cute sleeping face.

“Ahwu…” As she kept poking, a certain loli in her sleep seemed somewhat dissatisfied with the teasing and directly took her younger sister’s mischievous finger into her mouth.

“Guu wu wu…” Sucking on her younger sister’s finger, the completely defenseless loli in her sleep nearly melted her newly transformed sis-con younger sister with her cuteness.

With the intention of teasing the other party, Eiya pulled her finger outward a bit. Sensing that the prey in her mouth was trying to escape, along with His Majesty the Demon Lord’s cute whimpering sounds, Eiya’s entire arm was then embraced by the other party.

“And you still say that you’re not a little kid…” Pinching her big sister’s cheek, thinking that she had some free time anyways, Eiya simply lifted the blanket covering the other party and crawled right in.

“Eiya~ meow~wu” As soon as Eiya crawled in, Eiru made strange sounds, opening her arms to hug the other party and hanging on her younger sister like a koala.

“How can you be so cute, my stupid big sister…” Eiya rubbed her cheek against the clingy little loli, “Even learning to meow, what kind of dream were you having…”

Anyways, when she woke up, she definitely wouldn’t act cute and spoiled toward her like this, so she might as well take this opportunity to replenish her Eiruium while she could.

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And… if she told her about this when she woke up, how would she react? Eiya looked at this cute and silly loli in front of her who was hugging and sucking on her finger, she had a mischievous thought about the other party’s reaction…

——The Demon Lord’s nap of the day——

Waking up from her dream, the moment Eiru opened her eyes, the sight of her younger sister lying next to her with a smile on her face entered her view. This scene scared her so much she almost bit through what was in her mouth…

Wait? What’s in my mouth? Noticing this wrong problem, the little demon lord discovered she was currently holding the other party’s finger in her mouth, and judging from the amount of liquid residue, it seemed to have been in there for quite some time…

Her little face immediately turned bright red, and the next instant, a certain loli’s confused scream echoed throughout the entire room…

Red as an apple, the little demon lord sat on the sofa, hugging a pillow. Beside her, Eiya was holding her phone, playing a certain sound “meow~wu” on repeat.

“Enough!” Finally, His Majesty the Demon Lord exploded. “Why did you record this kind of thing?!”

“Because it’s fun, stupid big sister.” Eiya appeared calm on the surface, but her hands moved quickly to back up this audio file several times.

“Ahhh!” Hugging her head and curling into a ball, Eiru felt her dignity as an older brother had been completely shattered.

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“But I didn’t expect you to have this kind of habit, I never noticed before…” Turning off her phone screen, Eiya was quite surprised by her big sister’s habit of sucking on things while sleeping.

“Let me guess… you’re actually a spoiled, silly loli? You couldn’t show it before because you were a boy?” Looking at Eiya’s grinning face, Eiru now wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

“Nonsense, I’m your big brother! How could I ever think that?! And, do you understand that an elder brother is like a father, you need to respect… wah!” Halfway through her words, the little demon lord was suddenly lifted up by the other party’s hands under her armpits.

“Still quite light… no wonder you’ve been eating so little these past few years.” Weighing her big sister’s body weight, Eiya made an assessment.

Although for a middle school girl like her, lifting a certain loli was still somewhat strenuous, this didn’t hinder her judgment. Her big sister in this state was probably malnourished.

“I’m your big brother…” The lifted Her Majesty the Demon Lord said weakly, with an expression like she was about to cry. “You can’t treat me like this…”

“I didn’t do anything to you though?” Putting down her stupid loli big sister, Eiya felt somewhat confused.

“You hurt my self-esteem! Show me some respect!” Eiru waved her hands, “Even if I’ve become like this now, I’m still your big sis… bah, big brother!”

“Give up that meaningless male pride! You stupid loli who isn’t even as tall as me…” Eiya put one hand on the other party’s left shoulder, adjusted her expression, and delivered a world-famous line:

“You’re finally awake? You’re a girl now!” ¹ Skyrim

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“I…” Looking like someone who ate bitter herbs without being able to speak, the little demon lord expressed that this was too difficult for her.

If it were someone else being this presumptuous, Eiru might have bitten them. But since this was her younger sister, she couldn’t be so petty.

“How about we go shopping today?” Eiya tried to please the stupid loli in front of her, “I’ll take you out to buy some things, how about it?”

“No, I refuse…” The scenes of accompanying the other party and her mother shopping in the past were vivid in her memory. Eiru had a lot of trauma regarding the words ‘Let’s go shopping!’

She couldn’t understand how they had so many things to buy. As a veteran shut-in, if she could buy it online, then she’d never step out of the house. This kind of shopping pleasure was something she really couldn’t understand…

And every time it was her and dad carrying the stuff, stuck to just being used as a tool… Following others around in stores she had absolutely no interest in, who could stand that?

“You’re a girl now, you need to learn how to go shopping…” Eiya started spouting her twisted logic again, “This is an essential life skill for girls.”

“No, this isn’t a skill at all! You just want to trick me into going out so I can help you carry bags!” The little demon lord had an expression of seeing through everything, “And I don’t have money to go wild in those stores with you. I’d rather sleep at home…”

“There’s nowhere for you to shop around here anyway. Except for food, don’t even think about trying to drag me outside.” After saying this, His Majesty the Demon Lord slumped on the sofa, indicating she was staying put.

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“That won’t do, girls have many things to buy… I see your room is missing many essential items for girls, we still need to buy you some.”

“Like what?”

“When your good friend comes…”

“I’ve never had that, and never will in the future.”

“Then skincare products…”

“My body is fixed and won’t change.” Eiru indicated that even if she stayed up all night with fried chicken for a week, it wouldn’t have any effect on her skin.

As for hair, she wasn’t sure, because she did have a period when her hair was messy. But she had never really maintained or cared for her hair, and hadn’t seen any major problems with it…

In the end, the little demon lord’s understanding of her own body was only based on demonic bloodline knowledge and her own basic exploration… she was still mostly unaware.