Demon King – Chapter 164 – Anti-Demon Lord Specialized Divine Artifact

“Yuki, if you don’t come get your cat soon, I’m going to eat him!” Over the phone, a certain girl used her mana to alter her voice before saying something rude.

“Isn’t he our cat though?” Yuki was puzzled for a moment. “Are you going out soon? I’m almost done arranging things, almost, almost…”

“If you worked as a programmer, then you’d definitely be the type to just sit there and rearrange your home screen…” ¹ She’s just calling him out on procrastinating, cs majors just took a stray… The little demon lord ruthlessly complained. “Hurry up and come pick up your cat. I’m leaving in a few days and won’t be back until the holidays are over.”

“Alright, alright, I’ll come get the cat tomorrow, okay?” Yuki on the other end sounded quite helpless. “By the way, how are Lu’s injuries? Are they better now?”

“They’re better, they don’t really affect her daily life anymore…” Her Majesty the Demon Lord flexed her right hand a couple times and gave her reply.

“Anyway, you need to take the cat away soon. I’m taking my sister out to play in a few days and won’t have time to watch the cat.”

“You’re showing off your sister again! You’ll never find a wife like this!” Yuki on the other end was quite emotional. As an only child, he was very envious of his best friend who had a sister.

Hearing this, Eiru scowled… What do you mean by showing off my sister? What’s so great about having a sister to show off?

After all, only people who have younger brothers or sisters know that those wonderful siblings in 2D are all fake. People nowadays… Those without sisters envy those with sisters, and those with sisters envy those without…

“That’s none of your concern… Whether I find a wife in the future is still up in the air.”

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Now that she was a girl, she still didn’t know if she’d end up with a guy or girl in the future…

Although she could probably accept both… but the kind of person she’d fall for in the future, and whether or not they’d accept her identity. Who knows what will happen?

“No, Eiru… this is something major, I think you should reconsider.” Obviously, Yuki had misunderstood a certain girl’s meaning…

“I know everyone says that dating is exhausting, but actually I think finding a partner isn’t such a bad thing… How about I help you arrange something?”

“No thanks, I think you should hurry up and deal with your own problems. Don’t you have someone you like? Hurry up and make some progress. If it works out, you’ll have to count me in for the wedding banquet.” Eiru half-joked while petting a certain cat that had just jumped onto the table.

“That’s for sure. If we get married, we’ll definitely count each other in for the wedding… Don’t leave me behind either.”

“Damn, why does that sound so weird… Are you saying that we’ll get married? Are you okay?”

“Alright, stop arguing, you know what I mean… Anyway, just tell me if you need help. I’ll come get Gulu tomorrow.”

“Fine…”

After hanging up, the little demon lord slumped down on the sofa. Looking at the now empty apartment, she couldn’t help feeling a bit lonely.

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“After staying with Eiya for so long, I’m really not used to suddenly being alone…” Talking to herself, Eiru suddenly pulled Gulu into her arms and started playing with him.

Eiya said she needed to go back and prepare some things, so she was picked up early in the morning by a friend of their father. Thinking about having to go to the terrifying place called a water park in a couple days, Eiru was still somewhat scared…

“But Cousin Miao is going too. We still need to think about how to explain it to him…” After all, she had promised her sister she’d accompany her in her true form, but with a fairly close cousin there to watch over them, getting past him would still be troublesome.

After all, as a good older brother, Eiru didn’t want to break her word. If she said she’d use her true form, then she’d use her true form… although she seemed to have been threatened into agreeing?

“It would be easier if Cousin Miao wasn’t going… And I don’t have a swimsuit either… Eiya really didn’t tell me anything.” While having a headache, the little demon lord went to the wardrobe in her room to look through her clothes.

“Can underwear substitute for a swimsuit?” A certain loli pondered a very dangerous question. “If worst comes to worst, then can I just wear my underwear and put something over it?”

“Forget it, too revealing… I’m not going in the water anyway, so I’ll just wear regular clothes.” After imagining that scene, the little demon lord quickly dismissed the idea… After all, she wasn’t some pervert and was actually somewhat conservative… Going out in public dressed like that was out of the question.

Moreover, she didn’t like wearing things like underwear anyway. Even swimsuits like bikinis were too revealing for her taste, and she would feel uneasy going out in clothing with so little fabric.

“I refuse to wear a swimsuit…” Her Majesty the Demon Lord puffed out her cheeks. “Even a school swimsuit is out of the question. I really hate those childish clothes.”

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Her tail curled around her arm as Eiru spent ages going through her wardrobe, and only decided on a few sets of regular outdoor clothes to bring along.

“Guwu…” Throwing herself onto the bed, the little demon lord buried her face in the blanket and started rolling around while hugging it…

Ever since she became a loli, whenever Her Majesty the Demon Lord often felt anxious… if she could afford to, then she would find a place to hug something and roll around to vent.

“Guwu!” While rolling, Eiru, who had accidentally wrapped herself up like a burrito, carelessly rolled too far and fell off the bed.

“Uu… ow…” Rubbing the spots that hurt from the fall, the silver-haired loli still wrapped in the blanket sat on the floor with teary eyes.

“Good thing that my wound didn’t tear open… I’m recovering pretty well.” Eiru checked her body. Aside from her right leg which hadn’t been very flexible and occasionally hurt, there were no major problems elsewhere.

“I’m clearly a demon lord! Can’t someone bring me tea and take care of me… I don’t want to work hard anymore, I want to slack off!”

After a bout of incompetent rage, Her Majesty the Demon Lord struggled for quite a while before crawling out of the blanket wrapped around her… After putting the blanket back on her bed, the demon lord suddenly noticed something on the nearby desk.

Looking at this small bag containing who-knows-what, Eiru noticed there was also a note under the bag…

‘Dear stupid loli sister, if you can’t sleep, or you’re in a bad mood, or if you’re just anxious… just hold the little balls inside against your face and crush them!’

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“Against my face? Crush them? What is this?” Eiru was somewhat baffled. Only then did she notice there was also a line of small text on the bag, ‘Anti-Stupid Loli Specialized Divine Artifact.’

The little demon lord opened the bag, and surely enough there were several little white balls inside… She picked one up and examined it carefully. It felt somewhat like a cookie and seemed quite brittle.

There was also no particular smell. Was it like those putty things that people used as stress toys?

“Whatever, let’s try it…” After all, it was from her sister, so it couldn’t possibly harm her. She’d been under quite a bit of stress lately, so it wouldn’t be bad to relax a little… Thinking this, following the note’s instructions, Eiru brought it close to her face and crushed the little ball in her hand…

“Meow~ Meow~” Lying on the bed like a cat, the silver-haired loli affectionately rubbed against Gulu.

“Bite my tail~ Meow~ Bite it~” Tilting her head, her tail curled around Gulu, who was trying to escape, and brought the tip of her tail to Gulu’s mouth. The little demon lord looked like she was high…

Poor Gulu trembled, completely confused about what was going on, and could only become a plaything for a certain mindless loli…

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