Demon King – Chapter 216 – Today’s Macho Author Ate the Title

Chapter 216 – Today’s Macho Author Ate the Title

(tn: (this is just like what pickle used to do, right?) Yeah, the author was lazy again)

“Super nice~” Resting her head on her younger sister’s thigh covered by black knee-high socks, the Demon Lord had a satisfied look on her face.

“You look like a pervert right now…” Eiya commented expressionlessly. In the end she still gave in to Eiru and granted her request.

“What’s wrong with men being perverts! And besides, I just think it looks really good!” Patting her sister’s thigh in dissatisfaction, Her Majesty the Demon Lord spoke with a serious expression.

“They’re smooth and comfortable to the touch… They’re warm, good-looking and they slim and tone your legs! If I were a girl I’d definitely wear them every day! Oh wait, I already am…”

“You girls don’t understand how us boys feel… after all, girls aren’t as… lewd as us boys, right? Anyway, most guys really like knee-high socks.” While talking, Eiru rolled back and forth on her sister’s legs…

“No no no, when girls get lewd it has nothing to do with you guys…” Eiya waved her hand in denial. “And it’s not that we don’t like them, it’s just a hassle to wear. In most situations girls are too lazy to bother…”

“Eh? I don’t think it’s a hassle at all…” Lifting her head, the Demon Lord looked a little surprised. “I basically wear them every day…”

“That’s because you barely move… you lie around like a salted fish ¹ slacker demon king!!!! Idk if u guys know, but salted fish is slang for being a slacker 😀 all day, right? Tights are fine, but knee-high socks slip down really easily if you walk a lot ² Especially if you have long legs… …” Eiya pressed her forehead and sighed.

After all, what girl doesn’t like dressing up pretty? But outside of formal occasions, most people just dress decently enough. No need to go overboard. Honestly those kinds of things are such a pain in daily life…

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They’re not only troublesome to maintain, but also inconvenient in daily life… If every girl was as idle and free as a certain loli, always slacking off with nothing to do, then maybe they’d all be willing to put time into dressing themselves up nicely.

“Then… if I’m around will you wear them for me? Pretty please~?” Lying on the bed with both little hands propping up her chin, the Demon Lord looked at Eiya with a face full of expectation.

“Don’t you wear them yourself? Why not look at your own?”

“Just me isn’t enough! And besides, you look so good in them… and I can’t just stare in the mirror every day, that’s stupid, right?”

“And let me tell you a secret, when I first started wearing women’s clothing I used to touch my own legs every day… though now I’ve gotten used to it.” The loli casually said something strange, leaving Eiya speechless.

“Oh right, oh right, you said girls being lewd has nothing to do with guys? Could it be you’re actually super lewd? I always smell a succubus scent on you…” Sniffing at her sister’s shoulder, this straight-minded loli was straying further and further on the path of letting herself go…

“Are you looking for a beating?” Eiya tilted her head with a dangerous smile, then suddenly caught her sister’s tail when she wasn’t paying attention.

“Eiya… let’s talk this out, can you not grab my tail…” Seeing her tail caught, Eiru swallowed nervously and embarrassingly started to beg.

“Sure…” Eiya picked up another pair of stockings lying on the bed. “Put these on and let me take a sniff, then we’re even.”

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“Why sniff? What are you going to sniff…” The Demon Lord instinctively felt something was off. “You’re not actually a succubus, are you? No way… I never sensed it.”

“Are you putting them on or not? If not, I’ll put them on for you!” With that, Eiya pounced on Eiru, grabbed her legs, and pulled the black knee-high socks onto her…

“Wait! I’ll wear them! I’ll wear them, okay! Don’t force them on me!!!”

——The sisters continued their tussling——

“Back to the point, now tell me… if Yuki liked you, what would you do?” After some scuffling, once they calmed down, Eiya sat on Eiru’s waist with her back to her face, her hands occasionally playing with her sister’s thighs.

“Nothing. He already told me he likes another girl… If he were to be unfaithful, then I wouldn’t mind teaching him a lesson on her behalf.” Lying on the bed, the Demon Lord let her sister mess with her, casually dropping news that stunned Eiya.

“He said… he likes another girl?” Eiya instantly felt like she’d made a huge blunder. Something this important, why didn’t you tell me earlier?

So Yuki really only saw her sister as a best friend and honorary sibling? Eiya suddenly felt very awkward… But she had definitely sensed before that Yuki seemed interested in her sister… was it just her imagination?

“Mm, he told me… And hey, if you’re going to touch my legs, then just stick to that! Don’t let your hands wander up!” In the middle of talking, the Demon Lord suddenly scolded her—her sister’s hand had just started sliding upwards.

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“Oh? So you do care? I thought you were the type who didn’t mind people touching you anywhere…” Eiya teased, but deep down she was pleased. It seemed this stupid loli wasn’t completely hopeless yet.

“Of course I care! Even for guys that place isn’t something you just let people touch, right? Are you dumb? You don’t go around groping people when you’re out, do you? That’s not okay… you need to be more reserved!” Following up on Eiya’s earlier remarks, Eiru doubled down, righteously lecturing her little sister…

Wait… did I hear that right? This shameless stupid loli is telling me to be reserved? Eiya was dumbfounded by those words, staring for a long time before finally muttering…

“You’re… teaching me how to behave?”

“Of course! As your big brother it’s my duty to guide my little sister! I’ll make sure to correct all your bad behavior!”

“Forget it, I give up on you… At least you’re not completely rotten yet, so I won’t argue.” Eiya waved her hand and climbed off her sister…

It wasn’t the first time they’d had such cross-boundary banter, and her probing yielded a decent result… As long as she guided her sister a little, she could still be set straight.

But sadly, if Eiya had pressed her dear sister a bit more for details, the answers might have driven her mad.

Aside from areas like her tail and wings that felt severely uncomfortable when touched roughly, Eiru’s outlook on being touched still lingered largely from her time as a boy.

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Among boys, smacking legs or grabbing chests in jest was a pretty normal prank, nothing to care about… And compared to before, some changes from turning into a girl actually made things worse.

Like with touching legs… because she’s now a girl, she thinks it’s normal for boys to touch her legs.

But because she was once a boy, she also doesn’t think other boys would have any ideas about her… Plus as someone who fiercely protects those close to her, Eiru is extremely tolerant of the people around her.

So whether it’s Eiya’s teasing tests, or her own willingness to give herself away to Yuki… as long as the relationship was close enough, the little Demon Lord would almost always condone any such advances.

Of course, if the relationship isn’t close, that’s a whole different story… Remember those two guys on the subway who got their hands broken? That was the consequence…

Translator Note

This silly MC…