Demon King – Chapter 282 – Yuki, Calm Down

Suddenly feeling someone blowing into their ear, Yuki and Jixian, who were huddled together, both jumped and turned their heads to look behind them… only to find no one there.

“What the hell?” Jixian was dumbfounded for a moment. That sensation of being blown on wasn’t fake, could it be a ghost?

Compared to Jixian, Yuki was much calmer… not to mention that he had seen all kinds of tricks from a certain girl before. Just the faintly pleasant fragrance drifting in the air was already enough to give her away.

“Lu Brat, stop messing around…” Yuki said helplessly… come on, how could he not recognize his own wife’s scent?

“Hehehe～” Just as he felt something covering his eyes, Yuki opened them to see his best friend covering his deskmate’s eyes, giggling mischievously.

Tsk… Yuki smacked his lips. Even though he knew Eiru was only doing this so the other person could see her, such an intimate move still made him a little jealous.

“Alright, can you see now?” Her Majesty the Demon Lord let go of her hands, spun halfway around, and plopped herself right onto Yuki’s lap.

“So this is magic? This is too insane…” Jixian muttered under his breath in awe, especially since they were still in the classroom during evening study.

“Mhm mhm…” With both hands pressed on her knees, the Demon Lord narrowed her eyes and tilted her head, gently leaning against Yuki’s chest.

“I mean… little princess, you really are glued to Yuki huh?” Feeling like he’d just been force-fed dog food, Jixian was a bit embarrassed. He was just thinking of teasing them earlier, but now he was getting stuffed full of dog food ¹ For those who don’t know, it’s when couples are doing too much PDA in front of you . He couldn’t take it, he couldn’t take it…

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“A warm human cushion, why wouldn’t I?” Eiru looked confused. How was this being clingy? It was just because her body temperature was low and she felt warm like this… at most, she was craving his warmth.

“I’m guessing Lu Brat is over there with you guys?” Jiaqi’s voice suddenly came from the side. The three of them turned their heads and saw him holding a pen to his chin, staring intently at what was happening.

Seeing Yuki suddenly pull his seat far apart, and Jixian acting all sneaky, whispering to someone, Jiaqi easily guessed something unusual was going on.

“Yes, she’s right…” Before Yuki could finish, the girl on his lap had already pounced over to cover Jiaqi’s eyes…

“Do you see me now?” Unclasping her hands, the Demon Lord smiled as she looked at her dazed childhood friend, before spinning her body around and sitting right down on his lap.

“Ah… I see… silly Lu Brat.” Jiaqi adjusted his posture, quietly patting this silly girl’s head.

Watching this scene, Yuki nearly bit his own lips bloody… but since he didn’t dare jump in just yet, he could only seethe in powerless fury inside.

“Yuki, your wife just ran off with someone else you know?” Jixian nudged his deskmate, starting to mess with him.

“They’re childhood friends, being close is normal…” Yuki rubbed his head, lowered it, and tried to focus back on his sudoku puzzles—out of sight, out of mind. As long as he didn’t look at what was happening over there, he wouldn’t… oh, who was he kidding!

My Lu Brat! My Lu Brat, come back! Watching his beloved stretch lazily against Jiaqi, who even pulled her in with both arms while doing homework, Yuki was just about ready to snatch her back.

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The scene before him kept hammering at his fragile nerves. His lips were nearly bleeding, and he was just one step away from leaping up to grab her.

“By the way, Lu Brat, what did you even come over here for? Shouldn’t you be slacking on the rooftop or in the dorm?” While writing homework, Jiaqi looked at his childhood friend sprawled on his desk and asked curiously.

“Bored, what else… this question’s wrong, the answer should be C.” With just a glance at his homework, Eiru immediately spotted a mistake.

“Yes, yes… little genius, explain it to me?” Jiaqi laughed awkwardly, but he also knew this girl’s academics were ridiculously strong.

“Why are you talking to yourself?” Jiaqi’s deskmate looked at him in confusion, watching him act out of nowhere…

Even though Jiaqi was being careful to keep his movements and voice restrained, it wasn’t possible to fool his deskmate, right?

“Puhahaha, Stupid Qi, why are you talking to yourself?” Her Majesty the Demon Lord immediately covered her mouth, laughing at the scene.

“No, just think I’m crazy…” Jiaqi laughed even more awkwardly, but quietly slid his hand to her waist… then gave a hard pinch.

“Ah what the hell are you doing! You bastard!” The Demon Lord nearly jumped out of her seat, and at the same time, so did Yuki when he saw this.

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“Yuki, calm down, calm down… you’ve got the upper hand, don’t panic.” Jixian quickly held down the silver-haired boy who nearly burst out, trying his best to calm him.

“I don’t want you anymore, I’m going to Stupid Yuki…” The Demon Lord pushed away her childhood friend’s hand and in Yuki’s delighted gaze, slid over onto him.

“Bleh～” Sitting on Yuki’s lap, Eiru stuck her tongue out at Jiaqi, making a few hash marks pop on his forehead.

“You can figure out the problem yourself, I’ve already marked the mistakes for you…”

That was when Jiaqi noticed his homework already had errors carefully marked out by the loli.

Scratching his head, Jiaqi knew that while his childhood friend could be cheeky, she was always reliable when serious.

“And here, fill in 7, Stupid Yuki… just make some substitutions and you’ll get it right away.” Glancing at Yuki’s sudoku, the Demon Lord quickly solved it and scribbled a big ‘7’ on the page with his pencil.

“Actually, I’ve got a question…” Looking at Yuki’s unfinished sudoku, Jixian suddenly frowned in confusion. This silver-haired girl’s ‘7’ looked totally different from Yuki’s handwriting, so it stuck out awkwardly.

“Yuki said half his homework is done by you, but your handwriting looks totally different… aren’t you worried about being found out?”

“Oh, that problem? Let me borrow your homework for a sec…” The Demon Lord smiled and reached out to Jixian.

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“Hey, Lu Brat…” Yuki wasn’t too pleased with this, but was quickly interrupted.

“Relax, just one problem…” Taking the physics workbook from the puzzled Jixian, the girl switched to her right hand, observed the handwriting, and casually solved a problem.

Seeing the result, Jixian wore an expression like he’d seen a ghost. The identical handwriting to his own he saw was terrifying—what kind of monster was this? Was this even human?

Oh right, she wasn’t human… never mind then.

“Lu Brat can write with both hands in different styles, and combined she can imitate anyone’s handwriting…” Yuki explained while holding Eiru, “She trained that skill from faking parent signatures before…”

“It wasn’t that amazing back then, I could only forge signatures. But now with magic, I really can perfectly copy anyone’s writing.” Putting down the pen, the Demon Lord leaned against Yuki and added…

Translator Note

Eiru is OP