Demon King – Chapter 338 – Qi Rong’s Attack Specialty: Lolis

“Wait a second, you’re that Eiru from our class? The one who’s always skipping lessons and never around? Wasn’t that supposed to be a boy?” Qi Rong was utterly stunned. She had personally looked up that student’s records.

Besides basic information like age and family background, she’d already seen photos and other things. The plain-looking boy in that picture had nothing in common with the silver-haired little demon loli in front of her.

“Huh? You didn’t know?” Eiru blinked, then quickly realized something, turning in disbelief toward her deskmate. “Wait, so she didn’t know? You sold me out like that?”

“And Xiao Yue, didn’t you tell me your deskmate was your boyfriend? So that means your boyfriend is this little demon loli?”

Hearing her teacher’s words, Yue Yue also realized she had accidentally exposed something she shouldn’t have. With a nervous laugh, she tried to patch things up. It was indeed her own carelessness, but since it was already out, explaining clearly was the only way forward.

“Lulu usually disguises herself as a boy to hide her identity, so she’s not really my boyfriend. It’s more of, ummm… a cover-up!” Yue Yue explained while pinching the back of the girl’s neck.

Of course, the fact that she’d once had a crush on a boy who turned out to be a loli was something Yue Yue had long sealed away as a black mark in her history—A first love that ended before it even began was too embarrassing to ever mention again.

“So that’s how it is, you little rascal! Looks like you really are that Eiru from my class…” Qi Rong rested her chin on her hand and suddenly gave the girl a dangerous smile.

“W-What do you want?” The look in Qi Rong’s eyes made the Demon Lord instinctively sense danger—what was this old otaku woman planning? Was she going to use her teacher status to threaten her or something?

“Skipping class every day… I finally caught you, you little brat!” Qi Rong stepped forward, grabbed Eiru by the armpits, and effortlessly lifted her into the air.

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“What are you doing! Put me down, you old otaku woman! I’ll bite you, I swear!” The Demon Lord flailed her arms in protest, while Yue Yue scooted a little farther onto the bed, watching the two troublemakers with a helpless smile.

“What did you just call me? That’s too much! I’m your teacher!”

“Old otaku woman! Old otaku woman! You are! Your closet’s full of indecent figu—mmmph! Mmmmmmph!!!” Before she could finish, Qi Rong’s hand shot out and covered her mouth.

This damn kid! Saying such rude things in front of my student? Black energy seemed to radiate from Qi Rong’s forehead. She sat down, holding the loli firmly, and placed her face-down across her lap.

“You! You old otaku woman! What are you doing?! You’re not gonna—” Taking advantage of the brief moment while Qi Rong adjusted her grip, the Demon Lord’s mouth was free again. The position was… strange enough to make her instincts scream danger.

“Still refusing to correct your address? Looks like I’ll have to teach you what respect for your teacher means today!” Qi Rong’s smile turned positively menacing as she raised her hand high—If I don’t discipline you today, you’ll never know why all those little brats in my family are so afraid of me.

A sharp smack echoed through the room. Even Yue Yue winced and covered her face. No mistake, Qi Rong was using her secret, never-fail anti-brat technique, a move devastatingly effective against lolis.

“Old otaku woman! You dare—ah!!!” The loli’s defiant words turned into a yelp mid-sentence, the pain cutting her off instantly.

“What did you call me?”

“Old otaku—ow!” Another slap. The Demon Lord’s voice trembled, her tone softening considerably.

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“What was that again?”

“Old ota—wah!”

“What’s my title?”

“Teacher! Teacher, I’m sorry! Please stop hitting me!” Completely defeated by the relentless loli-special attack, the poor Demon Lord surrendered on the spot, begging for mercy.

Even Stupid Yuki never hit me… she thought miserably, rubbing her sore backside and nearly in tears.

But what she didn’t know was that her boyfriend had wanted to spank her plenty of times. He just loved her too much to ever go through with it.

So embarrassing… Yue Yue covered her face with one hand. The cool, rebellious, charming image of her “boy god” Eiru was now completely shattered. Give me back my handsome and gentle deskmate!

“There, there, good girl. If you’d just listened from the start, we wouldn’t have had to do this.” Qi Rong opened the bedside drawer, took out a jelly cup and peeled it before sitting the girl up and holding it to her mouth.

This “carrot and stick” routine was so practiced that Yue Yue couldn’t help thinking—just how many kids have you disciplined like this to get so good at it?!

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And the Demon Lord’s reaction was even more humiliating. True to her “will fight anyone but food” philosophy, she puffed her cheeks and bit the jelly straight out of Qi Rong’s hand.

“Good girl. See? Be obedient and you get candy. Disobey, and you get punished. Understand?” Qi Rong said with a satisfied smile, reaching out to pat her head, only to have the girl slap her hand away.

“Don’t treat me like a kid! I’m sixteen! A high schooler! A manly man!!!”

Well, that’s it. Her image’s already ruined; nothing could make it worse now. Yue Yue didn’t even know what to say anymore. There was no way she could ever see this girl as the boy she once liked.

“Tch, so Little Yue can touch your head but I can’t…”

“Because you’re an old—”

“Hmm?”

“Teacher…” The Demon Lord swallowed the last part, seeing that dangerous “go on, I’m listening” smile on Qi Rong’s face.

She had no choice. Under the roof of someone who was both a loli attack specialist and a teacher, even the Demon Lord had to bow her head.

“By the way, Lulu, they say you’re not human… is that true?” Yue Yue, deciding to break the tension, brought up another topic, only to be met with a look of pure horror from the loli.

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“Old otaku woman! You sold me out?!”

Yue Yue had no idea she was dealing with a demon. Her friends usually kept it a secret, so the only person who could have leaked it was the scary old otaku teacher right in front of her.

“What did you just call me?”

“Ol—Teacher… you sold me out?” The girl’s tone softened instantly. No longer accusatory, it now sounded more like uncertain worry.

“Don’t make me out to be such a gossip. I know when to keep my mouth shut. It was your childhood friend… what’s his name again? Hui Jiaqi, right?” Qi Rong thought for a moment, then explained casually.

“Anyway, he slipped up, and that’s how Little Yue found out you’re a demon.”

Translator Note

Murder the childhood friend!