Demon King – Chapter 341 – Another Day of Dog Food

So everyone except me is rich… life is so hard. Surrounded by rich people, I really want some big boss to support me! ¹ You have Yuki…

“Don’t worry, little princess. I’m just as poor as you, let’s stick to each other for warmth!” Just as the girl was howling inside her head, Ziyu suddenly spoke up. She was immediately touched… though she herself wasn’t sure why.

The little Demon Lord instantly jumped behind Ziyu like she had found a kindred spirit. Resting one hand on his shoulder, the two began shouting like a pair of revolutionaries.

“The alliance is formed! Down with the rich! Down with the rich!” They waved their arms in perfect sync. The two clowns couldn’t have looked any dumber if they tried.

Yuki sighed, rubbing his temples. Choosing not to look at those two embarrassing idiots, he smiled at Jixian, who was getting ready to leave.

“Anyway, have fun. If you end up dating, you’d better treat us to dinner.”

“How about you and the little princess treat us first?” Jixian smiled, waved goodbye, shouldered his bag, and left the dorm.

“Down with the—”

“Alright, enough of that, he’s already gone.” Yuki tugged his little girlfriend toward him and tapped her forehead lightly.

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“By the way, aren’t you heading back to your apartment today? Leaving after lunch? Want me to walk you there?”

“No need, you stay in the dorm and don’t wander off.” Eiru shrugged. “You walking back alone worries me, so I don’t want you to come.”

“You, a dumb little loli, saying that to a guy almost 180cm tall… ² Heh, shorty sounds like I’m the one who should be worried.” Yuki couldn’t help laughing and pulled her into his arms, messing up her hair.

“I’m a big guy too! I can take on a bunch of punks, I don’t need you worrying!” The little Demon Lord pouted. When it came to fighting, she had never feared anyone. Normal people couldn’t even touch her, so how could there be any problems about her safety? ³ Because you dum ³

“Yeah, yeah, that’s what all the idiots say. Anyway, I’m heading home this afternoon too, so it’s fine if I drop you off on the way.” Yuki smiled, pinching her cheek. “So soft, why’s your face so nice to touch?”

“Bite you, you idiot! You’re the dumb one! Fine, then I’ll walk you home first. The East District isn’t safe~”

“Relax, someone’s picking me up. I’ll just walk you home and hang around a bit, okay? Stop arguing.”

“Ugh, I’m full. I’m out. You two can keep spreading your dog food.” Unable to endure the blinding sweetness anymore, Ziyu threw on a jacket and bolted for the door, off to visit another dorm.

Normally, Jixian would at least share the pain of awkwardness with him, but now that only those two lovebirds were left, he’d rather escape than be the third wheel.

“Now it’s just us, hubby. Let me have a little sip, I need to recharge my little demon energy~” With no one else around, Yuki happily started groping and teasing his little girlfriend—without a third wheel, he could suck her without worry! ⁴ Pause.

“Hey! Pervert! Don’t—! Don’t touch there, you idiot!”

Another day in dorm 1503, and once again the air was thick with the scent of dog food.

—Yuki sucking a loli—

“Be careful on the way, idiot…” That afternoon, back at the apartment, the little Demon Lord poked her boyfriend in the waist as she nagged.

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“The car’s right downstairs, I’ll be fine…” Yuki patted her head. “But you, go back to your dorm early, okay? Try not to go out these next couple days unless you have to.”

“Bleh~ I’m going out anyway, you can’t stop me.” The little Demon Lord stuck out her tongue, earning a flick to the forehead.

“Ow~ you hit me…” Holding her horns, Eiru looked aggrieved, like she’d burst into tears if he didn’t comfort her.

“You deserved it. Stop fooling around at the wrong time.” Yuki rubbed his aching hand. “And quit acting pitiful, I’m the one who’s hurting here! You barely feel anything!”

Her horns were usually hidden, so when he flicked her head, he’d hit those things directly. THey were hard enough to break an ashtray. The ridiculous hardness made him feel like his knuckles had shattered.

“Serves you right! And I told you my horns are sensitive, of course I feel it!”

“Those horns are way too hard though. Are all demons this thick-headed?” Yuki ran his hand over the twin blue-purple horns atop her head, muttering in disbelief.

“They’re a mix of demon, bull, and dragon horns! Of course they’re hard! If I wanted to, I could headbutt a tank and crush it!” The Demon Lord crossed her arms proudly, puffing out her completely flat chest… though what exactly she was proud of was unclear.

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“Yeah, yeah, my Brat Lu’s the best and strongest. But did you hear me? Don’t go out unless you have to. You’re too naive, you’ll get tricked.”

“You’re the one who’d get tricked! I could fool ten people like you easily!”

“Sure, sure, you could fool ten. Alright, I’m heading off. Take care of yourself.” Yuki ruffled her hair gently, humoring her like a child.

Yeah right, you’d be the one getting fooled ten times… you dumb little loli. With a sigh, he closed the door behind him and left the apartment.

I really wish I could stay with her, but I’ve got things to handle at home, and I still need to figure out what’s wrong with her body. Whatever, once I fix that, I’ll make sure she stays in my arms for as long as I want.

Rubbing his temples, Yuki consoled himself as he walked downstairs, looking around for his dad’s car.

“Stupid Yuki’s gone! Time to slack off!” Eiru dove onto her bed the moment she got back to her apartment, rolling around with the giant teddy bear he’d given her.

“Today’s another day of slacking off! Wait, what was I supposed to do again…” After rolling around for a while, she suddenly remembered she’d come home for a reason. What was it again…

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“Oh! Chores! I haven’t cleaned in a while, there might be mold.” Slapping her palm in realization, the hyperactive girl hopped off the bed and dashed to the kitchen… to look for food.

“Eat something before working~” She muttered nonsense as she turned on the stove… but the flame wouldn’t light.

“You’ve got to be kidding me. Out of gas?” Frowning, the Demon Lord pulled out the gas tank and gave it a shake. Completely empty.

“No way! How am I supposed to cook or shower now? No gas means death!” She grabbed the gas tank and started shaking it wildly, creating a bizarre scene in the kitchen.

A silver-haired loli, barely one meter forty, holding a full-sized gas cylinder above her head with both hands, shaking it furiously with a look of righteous fury—as if she could somehow shake a drop of fuel out of it.

Translator Note

These specs…