Demon King – Chapter 353 – Her Majesty the Demon Lord Can Sing and Dance

“To be fair, why did you put milk by the bedside…” While throwing the bedsheet into the washing machine, Yuki complained in frustration.

“Hah? If you hadn’t suddenly pounced and caused trouble, would it have spilled? You even dirtied the wedding dress… Be glad I didn’t make you wash the wedding dress too.” Floating in the air beside him, the little demon lord kept tapping his head with her tiny fists. “I didn’t mean for you to defile me like this.”

“Then what do you want me to use to defile you?” Yuki showed a wicked smile. Acting dumb only made Her Majesty even more annoyed.

“Scram! Believe it or not, I’ll confiscate your crime tool right now?”

“No, please, I’m sorry okay…” He immediately surrendered and tried to appease his future wife. After all, when Eiru went crazy, she really dared to do anything.

Even though this girl’s intelligence was often offline, her combat power was the real deal. Knowing this, Yuki did not dare provoke her in that area. If she got emotional… the scene would not be pretty.

She wouldn’t actually hurt him, but now that magic existed, who knew if she could perform a painless surgery or something…

“At least you know what’s good for you~” Swimming around Yuki like a fish in the air, Her Majesty floated behind him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Carry me~ Walking is tiring and flying is bothersome~” Eiru rubbed her cheek affectionately against his neck. “Later just carry me to your place like this~”

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“Alright alright… you lazy loli.” He reached one hand behind him to support her weight, smiling helplessly, and with the other hand he rubbed the small head resting on his shoulder.

“Not lazy~ just good at slacking~”

“Your definition of slacking sure is unique… careful, or else you’ll become a useless loli.” Yuki said with amusement, his tone full of indulgence.

Sometimes he wondered whether he spoiled this girl too much. Spoiling too much might erase her independence… but he just could not suppress his urge to cherish her.

But even if Eiru really became useless and turned into a pampered loli, as long as she didn’t reject him or leave him, Yuki would probably raise her for a lifetime…

——Dividing Line——

“By the way, why are you invisible… You’re dressed so cute, why not show it off?” On the way to his house, Yuki held her tiny hand and asked.

Eiru kept her body transparent as usual, only visible to Yuki. With her tail swaying behind her, she ultimately could not bear to make Yuki carry her the whole way. Even if she wasn’t heavy, it was still tiring.

“Show off? To who? The pedestrians? Spare me…” Her Majesty waved her hand. “Wearing mismatched black and white socks is the same as wearing a Lolita dress or Hanfu. It looks great, but stepping outside feels like a public execution…”

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“And don’t sneak around so much. In their eyes you’re just walking normally… I’m not letting you become a mental patient in their eyes.” She squeezed his hand. “Even if you did me right on the sidewalk, they still wouldn’t see it.”

“Why can you say terrifying things with such a calm face…” Her dangerous comments made Yuki break into a sweat.

A worthy veteran of countless erotic books? Or because she used to be a guy? The way she drives, the speed is ridiculous…

“It’s not like you’d actually do me anyway. I’m just complaining…” She shrugged with a look of “you can’t do anything to me”, making veins pop on Yuki’s forehead.

After knowing her for so many years, of course Yuki understood the habits of his diehard friend turned girlfriend. She knew the ground was full of dud mines, yet she still insisted on dancing on the minefield.

But did she ever think that even dud mines are real mines? Two steps might be fine, but jump around like that and someday she might blow herself up…

“By the way, is anyone home? Your housekeeper rests on weekends right? Should I switch to male form first? Or go invisible and sneak in?” Thinking about identity issues, Eiru finally got serious.

For now, their relationship couldn’t go public. Forget whether Yuki would be called a heavy industry operator, just his overprotective, anti‑early‑romance mom was enough to drive them mad.

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Even if she was outwardly still male and could cover things, she didn’t forget that his mother strongly opposed him hanging around with this so‑called “problem student”. If they bumped into each other, Yuki would be in trouble.

“Relax, no one’s home… My dad is off today so he might be there, but he’ll probably go out. And he’s fine with you. When we enter, just use illusion magic to look like a boy. No need to change your body.”

“Fine, as long as you say so.” The demon lord let go of his hand and hopped to the side, her black and white short boots landing on a raised tactile path.

“Why are you acting like such a kid…” Yuki was speechless at her childish behavior.

“I like it~ you won’t give it to me?” She made a funny face and hopped along the raised tiles like she was playing hopscotch.

“Fine fine… just remember to get out of the way if people come. They can’t see you.” Afraid her IQ would crash again, Yuki reminded her.

“I’m not that dumb!” she retorted, and with playfulness rising, the demon lord lifted both arms horizontally, raised one leg to the side, and spun half a circle like a ballet dancer.

“Lu brat, you didn’t learn to dance, did you? You look like you’ve got the talent…”

“My sister learned it. In the past two years, when picking her up, I paid attention on the side and secretly practiced basic movements…” Switching legs and spinning again, she explained her impulsive hobby.

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“I can sing and dance a little, I guess? But I never studied it seriously… So I’m actually pretty bad~” She stuck out her tongue playfully, bouncing as she walked. She said her beloved sister was actually much better.

“Don’t. With your talent, you’d learn anything fast…” Yuki stroked his chin, imagining the super cute loli beside him singing and dancing. A hot rush filled his nose.

“Holy shit…” Yuki quickly covered his nose. After checking repeatedly and confirming there was no suspicious red fluid, he finally let out a breath of relief.

“What are you doing? Acting like an idiot…” Still holding her arms out and balancing on one leg, Eiru tilted her head at him. The cuteness was a direct critical hit.

“N‑Nothing.” Yuki waved his hands quickly. If this girl who always called herself a tough man found out what he just imagined, she would probably jump up and bite him again.

Translator Note

AHHHHH I FINISHED THE 12 CHAP RELEASE (I will release more… hopefully…) so please forgive me for my absence X.X