Demon King – Chapter 355 – Dorm 1503 Babysitting

“You two are at it again…”

After eating dog food for an entire day, Ziyu looked speechlessly at the little couple lying together on the opposite bed. As the only single dog in the dorm (?), he was extremely bitter. ¹ LOOOOOOOOOSER IMAGINE BEING SINGLE HAAAAAAAAAA

Not even getting into the whole hugging your wife to sleep thing, the wife was also a top tier loli… and being able to have your girlfriend live together in a boys’ dorm was probably something no one else could pull off.

“But the Little Princess really likes hugging people when she sleeps…”

Because of the angle from the opposite bed, the way that little girl was tightly clinging to her partner was crystal clear in Ziyu’s eyes.

“Liking to hug something when sleeping is a habit a lot of people have, right? Honestly, this counts as one of her cute points…”

Yuki shared his opinion as he gently pulled the blanket over his little girlfriend beside him, who was already so sleepy she could barely keep her eyes open.

“Do you want a hug, Lu Baby…?”

“I want one… mm… I want a hug…”

Already so drowsy that she could only respond on instinct, the little demon lord subconsciously voiced her desire to act spoiled.

“Good girl…”

Not long after, Jixian finished showering and climbed into bed as well. While waiting for his wet hair to dry, he started chatting with the other two guys.

“By the way, Brother Yuki, you two really do sleep together every day, huh?”

Leaning against the headboard, Jixian looked at the white haired guy coaxing the girl to sleep and spoke up to tease him.

“No choice. I spoiled Lu Baby too much. Without me, she can’t sleep peacefully.”

“Give me a break. She’s sixteen already, a big kid. There’s no way she really can’t sleep alone.”

Ziyu clearly didn’t believe it. To him, it just felt like someone was exaggerating things to show off his wife.

“Well… however you want to interpret it is up to you. Anyway, when she sleeps now, she just likes sticking to me.”

“Wow… one by one you all stop being single. I’m suffering here…”

Ziyu complained before once again reopening the gossip topic.

“By the way, son, aren’t you gonna talk about your dates these past two days?”

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“That won’t do. We promised the Little Princess we wouldn’t secretly talk about it.”

Glancing at the silver haired girl on Yuki’s bed, Jixian waved his hand and refused.

“Let’s talk about it tomorrow.”

After all, they were in the same dorm. Doing that really would feel like deliberately excluding Eiru, and that girl would definitely be unhappy.

“Exactly. My wife is also really curious about it. Tomorrow, tomorrow.”

Yuki echoed him. Even though he was also quite curious about Jixian’s progress these past few days.

“Wow… you two spoil the Little Princess this much?”

Ziyu’s mouth twitched. Even though he said that, he himself usually doted quite a bit on the dorm’s little mascot.

“One more thing.”

After thinking for a moment, Jixian still reminded the two of them about his current relationship.

“It wasn’t a date. We’re just ordinary friends hanging out. Don’t overthink it.”

“Mhm mhm mhm, we understand, we understand…”

Both Yuki and Ziyu put on expressions of ‘we totally get you,’ making Jixian’s head ache.

“No, I’m serious. We really are just ordinary friends…”

“At least for now.”

Jixian argued a bit heatedly, which only made his words sound even more weak and unconvincing.

“Hey, did we forget something?”

While the three of them were chatting, Ziyu suddenly frowned as he realized a very serious problem.

“It’s eleven o’clock already. Tomorrow… don’t we still have an exam?”

As soon as the question was raised, the entire dorm instantly fell silent. The atmosphere became extremely awkward.

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“Sleep!”

Yuki flipped over the blanket and hugged the little demon lord beside him, who was already fast asleep.

What a joke. There was an exam tomorrow and they were still messing around here?

“Wait, have any of you actually reviewed?”

Jixian panicked.

“If not, aren’t we all about to die together?”

He had been out and about these past two days and had completely thrown the exam out of his mind.

“Don’t worry, son. Your old man here didn’t review either.”

Ziyu gave him a look of fellow sufferers.

“Brother Yuki’s been busy babysitting, so he definitely didn’t review either. We can all die together.”

Babysitting?

Yuki frowned, but after looking at the girl curled up in his arms, he suddenly felt like what Ziyu said wasn’t actually wrong.

“Hurry up and sleep!”

“If you didn’t review, there’s still hope. If you can’t get up tomorrow, then there’s really no hope.”

“OK OK, going to sleep right now…”

“Sleep my ass, my hair isn’t dry yet!”

“Then sleep later. When Gulu comes back, you’re in charge of putting him back in the cage…”

——Dividing Line——

Time passed quickly. The two day monthly exams ended amid students’ wails and cheers.

The people in Dorm 1503 all felt they had done pretty well. After all, three honor class students plus one score control god were there. With that foundation, no matter what, it wouldn’t be too bad.

“Ah, I bombed it again…”

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Ziyu lay sprawled on the desk.

“So painful. I didn’t review.”

Even though he felt pretty good about it, keeping up the traditional routine was still important. Plus, it could even serve as a reverse flag.

The little demon lord didn’t seem to be in very good spirits. Lying on Yuki’s bed, she stared listlessly at the wall and couldn’t even be bothered to complain about Ziyu’s words below.

Jixian didn’t know where he had run off to. Yuki was out buying her dinner.

With only the two of them left, Dorm 1503 suddenly felt a bit quiet.

“Little Princess, don’t just stay silent.”

“It’s really awkward doing a solo act here…”

After making a fuss for a long time with no response, a bored Ziyu tried to find some amusement from the cute creature above.

“What do you want?”

“I’m really tired…”

Speaking lazily, Her Majesty the Demon Lord half closed her eyes, her tail swaying in the air behind her.

“Tired?”

“What did you and Brother Yuki do at noon?”

“Tsk tsk tsk…”

“Even though you’re still young, you should restrain yourselves and take care of your body.”

“Hey, I’m still little, okay?”

“How would he dare do anything to me?”

Stunned by Ziyu’s misleading remarks, the little demon lord opened her eyes and glared viciously at him. That milky fierce expression was genuinely cute.

“Ah… wait.”

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“You’re not actually looking forward to him doing something, are you?”

Because he knew that this little girl had been raised as a boy, and because he had spent a decent amount of time with her when she was in her male state, Ziyu was fairly relaxed when talking with Eiru. Sometimes, he even forgot that she was a girl.

“How could that be…”

The demon lord averted her gaze guiltily.

Of course, she couldn’t admit her curiosity about those kinds of things. More likely, it was about repaying him.

“Here, catch.”

“This won’t crumble. You can eat it on the bed and Brother Yuki won’t say anything.”

Ziyu, being his usual carefree self, didn’t notice Eiru’s reaction at all. He pulled a pack of gummy candy from his drawer and tossed it beside her.

“Remember to eat properly first before eating this.”

“If you can’t finish your meal later, Brother Yuki will scold me.”

Wait, when did you also turn into a mom?

And wait, why did I say also?

Holding the pack of gummy candy Ziyu had thrown over, the slightly confused little demon lord suddenly felt a strange sense of déjà vu.

It really felt like the members of Dorm 1503 were all babysitting a kid.

And she seemed to be that kid.

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Translator Note

Too lazy to make an AN block for that~ idk what to say, the macho novel ate the TL