Demon King – Chapter 363 – The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Translator Note

Hypocrite

It was only by dinner time that the two sleep‑loving silver‑haired girls finally opened their eyes and shyly crawled up from the bed.

“Guguu~”

Rubbing her eyes, the little Demon Lord looked around her surroundings, blankly staring at the other silver‑haired loli beside her who was also rubbing her eyes.

Under her dazed gaze, Eiya also turned her head over, then happily leaned against her shoulder and rubbed a few times in an intimate way, completely the appearance of a clingy kitten.

“Ah? Oh Little Ya, good girl”

Eiru froze for a moment. Once she recovered, she reached out and rubbed her own little sister’s head. The latter also showed an expression of enjoyment and used the top of her head to rub against her palm.

So lolis really do like having their heads petted? Or is this something only shared by these two dumb sisters? If Yuki saw this scene, he would probably complain just like that.

“Brat Lu, Little Eiya, you two awake yet?”

Maybe because he heard movement inside, Yuki’s voice came from the living room.

“Awake”

Soft and cottony in response, Eiru’s voice wasn’t loud, but it didn’t stop the person outside from hearing it. After all, it’s a 1 LDK unit, you can’t expect soundproofing.

“Then hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your faces, dinner is almost ready”

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While shouting, Yuki felt more and more like a nagging old mom, but he couldn’t do anything about it, otherwise he was genuinely afraid some loli who slacks off daily would literally slack herself into uselessness.

The two girls washed up quickly and came to the table. After placing a clay pot on the table, Yuki looked at the two girls who were still yawning and helplessly shook his head.

“What kind of nonsense were you two up to last night? I went out today and bought a chicken and made chicken soup. Brat Lu, drink more and replenish your body.”

Serving his little girlfriend a bowl of soup, Yuki used his finger to lightly scrape her nose, his face full of doting.

“Look at Little Eiya, you two look like you were made from the same mold. Her complexion is so much better than yours. Look at you, malnourished and pale, eat more.”

“First of all, I’m from the demon race”

Her Majesty the Demon Lord shook her head.

“So my skin can only be this color. I have vampire blood in me, having no color in my face is normal.”

“Second, what Little Ya usually eats isn’t even on the same level as what I eat, right? She’s a rich lady, I’m a free bonus that came with a phone plan”

Spreading her hands, Eiru’s words had a stinging edge, but her tone also carried resentment and disappointment.

“Sis”

Eiya lowered her head in shame. She wasn’t good at comforting people, and at this moment she didn’t know what to say.

“Alright alright, I’m not blaming you, it’s my problem. I shouldn’t have said that”

Patting Eiya’s little head, the little Demon Lord also realized her mistake. She accidentally started complaining again, that’s no good.

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“Eat first, stop talking about that.”

Yuki also played peacemaker and gave Eiya a bowl of soup.

“Drink a bowl first, be careful it’s hot, then I’ll help you two with rice.”

“And you call me a wifey. You’re the one overflowing with wifey power, Stupid Yuki”

Afraid of hot soup due to her cat’s tongue, Eiru blew gently at the bowl while giving Yuki a mischievous tease.

“Not bad, you’re my wife, so from now on I’ll call you Wife Yuki.”

“Too awkward, rejected. Wife Lu sounds better.”

Yuki calmly swallowed a spoonful of soup, rejecting a certain girl’s cheeky suggestion.

“Tch, then you help me blow it cool.”

Clicking her tongue, the little Demon Lord pushed her bowl in front of Yuki, not polite about ordering him around.

“Alright alright”

Yuki revealed an expression of caring for the mischievous girl and picked up his little girlfriend’s bowl to blow her soup cool.

“Speaking of which, Little Ya, aren’t you afraid of hot things too? Should Stupid Yuki help blow yours too? Or should I do it?”

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Looking at her little sister’s dazed look, Eiru remembered she also had a cat‑tongue trait like herself, so she kindly asked.

“Even if I don’t mind that, Brat Lu, the way you said that, if she wasn’t your little sister she would have cursed you as a pervert and slapped you”

Yuki was speechless by the girl’s straight‑man thinking.

A boy blowing on a girl’s soup, if the relationship isn’t very intimate, how is that any different from being a pervert? And what are you thinking, Brat Lu! Who lets their boyfriend serve another girl?!

But thinking of how she was originally a boy who transformed, plus Eiya being the sister she treasured the most, even though she had zero possessiveness toward him, something that left him a bit resentful, he could still understand where her straight‑man brain came from.

As expected, after hearing Eiru’s amazing words, Eiya gave her a look like she was an idiot. Do you want a buy‑one‑get‑one‑free? You give yourself away and want to drag me in too?

Also Brother Yuki, that line “I don’t mind” is super misleading okay! The way you treat my sis is exactly the pot calling the kettle black!

Eiya frantically complained inside her head, not realizing that the three silver‑haired ones present were just pots calling the kettle black against each other but in different ways.

Nothing happened during dinner. Everyone ate quietly. Except the Demon Lord would occasionally act cheeky. On the surface, she pretended to eat obediently, but under the table, she used her flexible tail for pranks, harassing Yuki and Eiya.

Facing their accusing looks, the little Demon Lord only put on an innocent look. Seeing her harmless appearance, Yuki and Eiya didn’t bother to scold her at the dinner table.

Then after dinner, that Demon Lord who danced on landmines got pressed down on the sofa by both of them. One grabbed her tail and the other grabbed her horns, giving this landmine‑dancing loli a wave of caring education.

“Guguu~”

With both hands braced between her legs, Eiru sat on the sofa full of grievance—these two actually teamed up to bully me, society is too dangerous, are they finally laying hands on this innocent little demon?

“Still aggrieved? Be glad we didn’t spank you”

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Yuki of course knew what his little girlfriend was thinking.

“All you know is to act cheeky every day, you deserve it when it blows up.”

“You don’t love me anymore! You actually said I deserve it!”

Her Majesty the Demon Lord showed a heartbroken expression. If someone didn’t know what happened just now, they would think Yuki was a scumbag who dumped her.

“Still acting cheeky?”

Eiya flicked her sister’s forehead.

“I can’t watch anymore. Brother Yuki spoils you so much and you actually dare say that?”

“Wait? Did you and Stupid Yuki talk behind my back?”

Holding her forehead in shock, Eiru never imagined Eiya would actually take Yuki’s side. Weren’t you unhappy about me and Stupid Yuki being together?

Could Stupid Yuki and Little Ya have secretly come to an agreement behind her back? But Little Ya stayed with her the whole day, how could they have had such a chance?

Translator Note

Dumdum Eiru