Demon King – Chapter 533 – Her Majesty the Demon Lord Wants to Stir Things Up

Lowering his head to look at the message he had just received on his phone, Yuki frowned deeply, as if what was written there was something seriously troublesome.

“What’s up, Brother Yuki? You’re frowning so hard. Did the little princess cause some kind of mess again and make you worry? By the way, where did she run off to?”

Ziyu leaned in, wanting to peek at what was on his phone, but Yuki very naturally dodged him and put the phone away.

Yeah right, let this guy know? By tomorrow the whole dorm, Jiaqi included, would know about it. Hell, it probably would not even take until tomorrow. Tonight before bed, everyone would already know.

“Lu Brat, I asked her to go take care of something for me… she should be back soon. The dorm supervisors have basically given up on surprise inspections lately, so I let her go out and get some air.”

“What thing? Why are you two being all mysterious?”

Ziyu plopped down into a chair with a thud. With nothing scheduled today, he desperately needed something fun to kill the boredom. Even just a juicy topic would do.

“Oh right, no idea how things are going between my son and Gao Xuenan… Brother Yuki, tell me, when do you think we’ll get to drink their wedding wine?”

“How would I know? Relationship stuff is complicated…”

Yuki forced out an awkward smile. That was what he said out loud, but what he was muttering in his heart was something else entirely.

‘Their wedding wine? You probably will not be drinking that.’

“Then what about you and the little princess? When can we drink yours?”

“Hey! Have you gone so single that you’ve gone insane? Instead of working on getting a girlfriend yourself, you spend all day thinking about drinking other people’s wedding wine. What the hell is that?”

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Yuki seriously suspected this guy had completely given up. With so many couples showing off around him every day, how could he still cling so firmly to the idea of staying single?

“I want to work on it too, but… I don’t have the conditions, do I?”

Ziyu spread his hands.

“I also want a childhood sweetheart, or like you, turning a brother into a wife works too… if that still won’t do, then let Gulu transform instead!”

Forget it, this guy was beyond saving. Yuki gave up on continuing this line of conversation with him and turned his head toward the balcony, hoping to see a familiar figure appear.

“Yoho, I’m back, stupid stupid stupid stup—stupid dog egg! Ah, stupid Yu, you’re here too?”

A certain girl who never used the front door lightly landed on the balcony and cheerfully greeted the two inside.

Hearing that level of nonsense, a throbbing vein popped on Yuki’s forehead. Without a second word, he rushed forward and grabbed her by the cheeks.

“You really called me dog egg! I don’t like that nickname, change it!”

“Pain! Pain! I was wrong! Stupid Yuki! Don’t pull, it hurts!”

With her cheeks being stretched, the pain-averse Demon Lord immediately started begging for mercy.

“Call me husband.”

“Wife, I’m the husband, how can you—ahhh, it hurts, it hurts! You bully! How can you bully someone like this!”

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“If you don’t call me husband, I won’t let go.”

Seeing her utterly defeated little expression, Yuki instantly felt refreshed. Not only did his hands not stop, he even reached out with one hand to tug at the base of her wings.

“Sorry, dog egg… pui, stupid Yuki! I was wrong!”

“You two calm down a bit. If you make too much noise, the neighbors will hear…”

Already fully adapted to being fed dog food, Ziyu was extremely calm. He was practically one step away from pulling out popcorn to watch the show.

After that little interlude, the little Demon Lord sat as usual in her exclusive seat, Yuki’s lap, and lowered her voice to report today’s investigation results to him.

“I see… I also have something to tell you. I had someone look into the dorm supervisor situation from before.”

As Yuki spoke, he gently rubbed the little face he had pinched until it hurt earlier. He did it himself, so of course he had to take responsibility himself.

Because it involved the possibility of this girl’s identity being exposed, Yuki was extremely concerned about the earlier report to the dorm supervisors. For that reason, he specifically asked someone to investigate it, hoping to find the person who reported them.

Since it was an anonymous report, and the other side also had an obligation to protect the whistleblower’s identity, it took quite a bit of time to dig into it. Fortunately, through scattered clues, Yuki still got an answer. The message he had just received on his phone was precisely information about the reporter.

“Although they didn’t use a commonly used chat account, my people tracked down the owner of the burner account used for the report. It was Gao Xuenan.”

“Her? She reported us? She doesn’t know I live here, right… what’s going on?”

The little Demon Lord looked completely incredulous. She knew exactly what information she had shared with the other party, and there was no reason for her to know she lived in the boys’ dorm.

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“So what are you two whispering about? Can’t you say it out loud so I can hear too?”

Ziyu was feeling extremely depressed. Why was everyone so secretive these days? Couldn’t they just say it and let everyone listen?

Besides, the two of them were not even this cautious when flirting. What kind of topic could make them this careful?

“Oh, we’re discussing where to find you a wife.”

Yuki started blatantly lying with his eyes open.

“Lu Brat knows a few girls. I’m asking her to recommend some candidates.”

The little Demon Lord let out a snort of laughter. What Yuki said was ridiculously far from reality. With her pathetic social circle, how could she possibly know more girls than Yuki? Back then, he had a whole drawer full of love letters, some of which she had even used for pranks.

‘Love letters? Damn it…’

She suddenly remembered how popular stupid Yuki was with girls.

‘Now that I’m his girlfriend, does that mean catching vixens should also be counted as part of my duties? That’s how it goes in TV shows, right? Preventing other girls from getting close to him?’

Her Majesty the Demon Lord lowered her head in deep thought. If Yuki knew what she was thinking right now, he would probably flick her forehead again. But at the moment, Yuki was busy fooling a certain man who was getting carried away with excitement, so he did not pay attention to her.

“Of course, I’m kidding…”

After Ziyu got so excited he was bouncing around like a monkey, Yuki poured a bucket of cold water over him, instantly extinguishing his enthusiasm.

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“Li Yuki! This is a major life issue for me! It’s not something you joke about!”

“Alright, alright, my bad, my bad. I’ll help you when there’s a chance…”

Yuki was a bit helpless. But Ziyu’s attention was no longer on the topic they had just discussed. He had been successfully led astray by that move.

“It’s a deal! I’m telling you, you have to find me a wife. Once it’s done, I… I’ll pay you back for all that dog food you fed me before! Wahahaha!”

Acting like an idiot, Ziyu bounced out of the dorm. Eiru and Yuki watched his strangely subtle silhouette, and the same thought popped into their minds at the same time. Can this guy really get a girlfriend?

With Ziyu gone, the two of them could finally continue discussing Gao Xuenan’s issue. Just as Yuki was about to continue, the girl in his arms suddenly pressed a finger against his lips and revealed a mischievous smile.

“Oh right, stupid Yuki. Regarding Xuenan’s situation, I have a little plan. It’s just… are you willing to make a small sacrifice?”

“What are you planning to do?”

“All guesses are just guesses. To confirm it, we need to set up a little test for her…”

Looking at his girlfriend’s all-too-familiar smile, Yuki could already roughly guess what she was thinking.

‘This brat… she wants to stir things up.’