Demon King – Chapter 695 – Too Bad He Has a Mouth

“What a hateful demon. Today I’m going to settle this with you once and for all.”

“Sorry, sorry, seniors, I’ll take him back to take his meds right away…”

“Uh… don’t give up on treatment.”

After awkwardly standing there for ages without knowing what to say, that was all the Demon Lord could manage in the end.

Today she was still together with Yuki, both of them looking dumbfounded as Wei apologized over and over while dragging away a certain chuunibyou patient.

Ever since that time this guy suddenly jumped out in their faces, the frequency at which he ran over to harass and stir up trouble had definitely gone up…

“Hah. Found you. There’s no way you’re getting away again today.”

After two more periods, Her Majesty the Demon Lord stepped out of the classroom during the break to get some air, only for the headache-inducing chuunibyou to show up once again.

“You brat, you’ve got the guts to come up here again. What are you plotting today? Harassing girls again this time, huh.”

Leaning against the corridor railing, the Demon Lord propped her chin up with one hand. Before she could even say anything, the grade director had already jumped out and hauled the guy back downstairs.

“Isn’t he tired…”

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She muttered quietly. Watching that embarrassing ‘hero’ get dragged away while still flailing around, she let out a helpless sigh.

“He came to bother you again?”

Yuki, who had just come back from downstairs after buying drinks, also saw this scene. After handing the drink to his little girlfriend, he stood there with her and watched the farce unfold.

“I wouldn’t call it a bother. I do admire his persistence though.”

The Demon Lord waved her hand. She really did not care much about it.

She was not exactly the obedient type to begin with, and now that she could not skip classes anymore, honestly it was kind of boring. She did not know where this guy crawled out from, but this chuunibyou was actually pretty interesting. Every day there was something new to watch, adding a lot of fun to her dull campus life.

“Is that so? I’m more worried he might have ideas about you or something…”

Yuki might also be watching the show for fun to some extent, but deep down he was still pretty wary of the guy.

“Have ideas about me?”

Eiru pointed at herself, her tone full of disbelief.

“Compared to me, I’m more worried he might have ideas about you. By the way, you have not been getting any love letters lately, right? If you have, let me see them. I’ll check if any are from that guy.”

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“I threw them all away. I already have a wife, why would I still read love letters…”

Yuki smiled bitterly.

“Besides, why would I be getting love letters from boys anyway.”

“Huh. Love letters from boys. Oh. But if you put it that way, you actually did get some before, you know. I just took them all away.”

The Demon Lord suddenly put on a mischievous grin. Seeing that expression, Yuki grabbed his own forehead. He knew this loli was about to mess with him again.

“And just now you said, since you have a wife why would you read love letters? So that means before you were with me, you would read love letters one by one, right?”

‘No. Why the hell would I read a pile of stuff without even a signature. And don’t make me sound like some womanizing scumbag.’

Yuki screamed internally, but he knew that if he argued back, he would fall straight into the trap this loli set for him. So in the face of his little girlfriend messing around, he decisively chose silence plus a smile. Trying to bait me. Not a chance.

That said, that chuunibyou still needed to be watched a bit… When he passed by the guy just now, Yuki really did hear Xixia muttering to himself.

“Damn it, I’m the chosen hero. I won’t be beaten by these little setbacks…”

It was very standard chuunibyou talk, but Yuki was still caught by two keywords in what he said. Some time ago he had heard a few things from Eiru about so-called heroes. Although he had not dug deeper into what kind of relationship they had with the Demon Lord, those two words alone made it hard for him to feel at ease.

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It would be best if he really was just an ordinary chuunibyou. I really do not want Lu Brat to get tangled up in trouble related to those things again…

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Speaking of Yuki’s efficiency, he really did inherit quite a bit of it from his dad. After making up his mind, he moved fast and decisively investigated that chuunibyou downstairs. In just a few days, he had compiled a full profile.

“So he really is just an ordinary chuunibyou. All that worrying for nothing… but that’s good. If he really were some kind of hero or whatever, I would not even know how to deal with it.”

Looking at the information he had gathered on Xixia, Yuki let out a sigh of relief. Thanks to having Wei as a middleman he knew and who was also familiar with the target, it saved him quite a bit of trouble.

Because he owed Eiru a favor, and because what Yuki was investigating was not anything too private, Wei naturally answered everything he was asked. He sold out his good brother completely.

Xixia lived in a very ordinary family, ordinary to the point where you could randomly pick a student in the school and they would probably be similar. At least, Yuki could not see any suspicious points.

“Parents are Huanghai locals. Elementary and middle school were in the Nangan District, transferred to Seventh High for high school due to his parents’ job relocation… there really is nothing off here.”

If heroes and Demon Lords came from the same world, then if this world really had heroes or something, Yuki felt they would definitely have some connection to Amber Crystal. At the very least, they should be staying near Crystal Amber City or have been born there.

But this Xixia was born locally in Huanghai, and his parents’ hometowns had nothing to do with Crystal Amber City at all. No matter how he looked at the profile, Yuki could not link this boy to Amber Crystal in even the slightest way.

“His grandfather passed away when he finished elementary school… come to think of it, I never met my own grandfather either.”

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Seeing this part, Yuki gave a wry smile and could not help but feel a bit of empathy for the chuunibyou boy.

According to classmates and Wei, when Xixia was not in chuunibyou mode, he was actually a pretty likable pretty boy. He was helpful, very tolerant with people, and did not nitpick at all over small issues…

On top of that, his somewhat androgynous temperament paired with outstanding looks meant that in a normal script, this kid would be a full-on male god, someone who could attract attention from everyone around him.

But unfortunately, he had a chuunibyou brain, and on top of that, he had a mouth. In Wei’s words, as long as he did not speak, the world was normal.

Once he opened his mouth, his thinking started jumping all over the place, and the whole person just took off completely. You talk to him about sparrows outside the window, and he can instantly connect it to birds evolving from dinosaurs, then inexplicably start telling you stories about medieval evil dragons.

How bad was his condition. Even when calling on students to answer questions in class, teachers would try their best to avoid calling his name, otherwise the lesson might derail on the spot and nobody knew where it would end up.

“Does not look like there is much to be wary of, but he is still a problem case…”

Letting things be might affect the normal lives of the two of them, but thinking of his little girlfriend’s love of watching chaos and never fearing trouble, Yuki suddenly felt like he did not really need to interfere.

With everyone around her behaving themselves, she would not dare do anything anyway. If anything, this loli probably wished there was someone like this causing trouble, so it would be easier for her to pull pranks and find entertainment.