Demon King – Chapter 886 – No Besties, Only Bros

“Speaking of which, after Heavyweight spent so long surfing the internet, she picked up a bad habit…”

“What habit?”

“She calls everyone ‘wife.’”

Hearing that, Her Majesty the Demon Lord completely lost it and burst out laughing. A ghost who had been isolated from the world, practically a primitive, gradually turning into a goofy idiot under the influence of the internet. That development was genuinely hilarious.

“If you’re talking about that, remember last time you brought her over to our place? Didn’t she latch onto Lizi and call her wife?”

“Lizi? Senior’s cousin?”

“Yeah.” Eiru patted Xixia on the shoulder, unable to suppress her grin.

“You had something to do and slipped away back then, so you didn’t see what happened next. Lizi’s face went dark on the spot. She immediately treated Heavyweight like a naughty kid.”

Given Wang Xueli’s personality, she was absolutely the type who wouldn’t indulge you if she didn’t like what you were doing. You little brat running around calling her wife. Of course it was going to turn into a good show.

“So what happened?”

“Lizi hoisted Heavyweight onto her waist and gave her a live drum performance. Smacked her so hard Heavyweight was howling.”

“Tsk…” The Hero girl clicked her tongue, annoyed she had missed such a scene.

As for why Shang had been subdued by an ordinary girl, it was purely because her strength could only be fully used within her own territory.

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So once she came outside, aside from a ghost’s innate traits, her combat power was completely in line with her one point two meter height. In simple terms, she couldn’t beat anyone.

“You two really do look like besties now.”

Yuki had apparently finished buying things and returned upstairs at some point. Watching the two girls chatting and laughing about recent trivial matters, he couldn’t help teasing them.

“Bullshit. I’m the Demon Lord, she’s the Hero. We’re mortal enemies, alright?”

Stretching lazily, and seeing Yuki had returned, the Little Demon Lord naturally leaned against him in a languid manner.

“Right, right, mortal enemies… And yet when the Hero might get into trouble, this Demon Lord gets more anxious than anyone.”

“Ahem, let’s set that aside. And I’m a macho man. I don’t have besties, only bros. Stupid Yuki, you’re my good bro.”

As she spoke, Eiru raised her little fist and bumped it against Yuki’s in a close, friendly fist bump.

“Cheeky little idiot loli.”

Laughing, Yuki poked her on the head and casually pulled out the candy he had just bought, stuffing two packs into her arms.

“Mm-hm~ Dummy, here’s one for you. Catch~”

After taking the candy, Eiru didn’t forget about Xixia and tossed one of the packs to her.

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“Thank you, Senior!”

“Knock it off. Dummy, don’t start calling me Senior too.”

The Demon Lord felt helpless at the Hero girl’s sudden mischief. It was one thing for others who didn’t know to call her that.

‘But you know I used to be a boy. Hearing you call me Senior is just weird, alright?’

“Got it. I’ll call you Senior Little Demon Lord from now on.”

“You wanna get beaten up?”

Just as she was about to roll up her sleeves and display the Demon Lord’s authority to the Hero girl, the preparatory bell rang.

With no choice, Her Majesty the Demon Lord could only spare her opponent for now, puffing up in annoyance as she watched Xixia laugh and run off.

“Stupid Yuki, what’s next subject?”

Leaning into Yuki’s arms in a very ambiguous posture, they walked into the classroom together. But once inside, Eiru realized that all their classmates were gone.

“Next is PE, stupid loli… When you were chatting with Xixia, didn’t you see everyone slip away?”

“Huh?! I really didn’t… Then I haven’t changed into sportswear yet! And isn’t the PE teacher sick today?”

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Yuki immediately gave his little girlfriend a look filled with concern. Change into sportswear? As if you’ve ever properly attended PE class.

Without using magic, Her Majesty the Demon Lord’s physical condition could indeed be described as weak. At the very least, a high school PE teacher, seeing a loli barely over one point four meters tall, wouldn’t dare make her do intense exercise.

Not to mention that silver-white hair gave her an even stronger sickly impression. Although the Little Demon Lord was usually lively and active, no one really dared force her to participate in sports.

So for her PE classes, aside from basic warm-ups, she usually just sat by the side of the class formation and watched. Since she was always just an observer, honestly, whether she wore formal uniform or sportswear didn’t really matter.

“But judging by this, we’re probably late anyway. I’ll just skip class! It’s only PE… Hey, why are you suddenly standing so far away from me, Stupid Yuki?”

Having just decided to skip class, Eiru noticed that Yuki, who had been behind her, had somehow moved in front of her. He was even keeping some distance, standing there in an unusually upright posture. Almost like—

Suddenly realizing something, Her Majesty the Demon Lord swallowed and trembled as she slowly turned her head.

Sure enough, her invincible homeroom teacher stood there, arms crossed, low pressure radiating from him, staring at her with a dangerous expression.

“Ah! Lao Ban… Teacher! I’ll go to class right now— Wahhh! I was wrong, I was wrong! I won’t skip! Don’t grab my neck!”

So why is it that when I attend class normally nothing happens, but the moment I think about skipping, you appear? Are you some kind of causality-based skip-class catching machine?

Complaining loudly in her heart, the Little Demon Lord was once again carried downstairs in a posture resembling a captured kitten, held by the back of her collar by her dear homeroom teacher.

The invincible Lao Ban once again strangled the Demon Lord’s skip-class plan in the cradle, perfectly fulfilling the duty of a homeroom teacher subduing a mischievous student.

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“So why does Lao Ban manage to catch me every single time? There’s zero logic to it.”

During free activity time, sitting beside Yuki, Eiru grumbled unhappily.

“To be fair, in a world where someone like you, a Demon Lord, exists, what’s the point of talking about logic?” Yuki chuckled and ruffled her hair. “If we’re talking about illogical things, don’t we have one too?”

Seventh High strictly prohibited dating. Even if boys and girls stood a little too close, they might get called in by teachers or administrators.

But Eiru and Yuki had never gotten into trouble over their usual intimate interactions.

“Up until now they all think we’re siblings. Even our classmates have started calling me Siscon Yuki.”

Even though Eiru and Yuki didn’t share a surname at all, strange rumors had spread about them being long-lost biological siblings reunited after years apart. In the end, it was because silver hair and blue eyes were such rare traits. With both of them sharing that feature, misunderstandings were inevitable.

“Honestly, it’s pretty good~ Even if our families support us, the school would definitely make trouble, right?”

After all, the Little Demon Lord spent the vast majority of her day at school. If she couldn’t cling to Yuki there, how could she possibly accept that?