Extra — Calendula’s Letter to Viola

Are you doing well, Madam—or should I say Mrs. Fisalis? I’m doing good. I saw Cercis for the first time in a while, but nothing steamy happened, so don’t worry. If you think I’m lying, ask the girls under him. They were watching him like hawks! You look so innocent, but you’ve got him on a short leash, don’t you? It didn’t seem as though you had any interest in him, so to think you’d be as jealous as that... It’s okay; there was no fooling around, I promise. I’m currently heading someplace new. I’ll make a living somehow. Good luck going forward, Mrs. Fisalis!

“Oh my god! She does think I’m the jealous type!!”