Volume 3, Chapter 10 – A Broken Mechanical Body Would Make a Good Maid

“Woof woof woof!! Woof woof!” (I’m a grown man, being a maid and such! Absolutely impossible!!) The dog kept shaking his head, protesting quite frantically.

Zhouyu could imagine, If he really became a maid, his status among the Earth Vassals would likely plummet. He’d probably rank even lower than Octopus Sister.

At the thought of possibly being mocked by Octopus Sister, Zhouyu frantically shook his head like a rattle drum.

However, as facts would prove, Zhouyu might have been overthinking things…

Looking at the anxious dog, even Miss Bai Lianyue couldn’t help but give a disdainful glance, “What are you thinking, stupid dog… I never said you would be the maid.”

“Woof woof??” (Boss, isn’t that what you meant?)

“How could that be possible!” The Malevolence miss snapped irritably.

Sometimes, Bai Lianyue might have to admit that after being corrupted by curse power, her mind wasn’t as sharp as before. But Bai Lianyue wasn’t so stupid as to not know basic common sense! Hmm, probably?

In any case, Bai Lianyue was very clear. With Zhouyu’s brawny appearance after transforming into human form, as a maid? Wouldn’t that just turn him into a muscle barbie! Not to mention what others in the Lingyuan family would think! That appearance! Would definitely frighten her precious babies!

“Don’t imagine such strange things. I wouldn’t have a big man like you serve as my daughters’ personal maid.”

“Woof woof?!” (Big man?! Are you planning to castrate me?)

“=-=” The young woman’s face instantly turned ice-cold at this moment, and she randomly raised her right hand, terrifying ice-blue curse power beginning to gather at Bai Lianyue’s fingertips.

“Keep thinking nonsense, and I won’t mind actually castrating you.”

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“Whimper whimper?!”

Hearing this, the dog instantly stopped his gibberish, directly covering his mouth with his paw, not daring to say another word. Although as the Earth Malevolence’s vassal with tenacious vitality, Zhouyu could regenerate even if he lost certain parts.

But no matter what, as long as he was a man, he definitely wouldn’t want that part to suddenly disappear.

“Also, change back to human form.” Looking at the dog like this, Bai Lianyue said irritably.

“Whimper whimper!” The dog nodded repeatedly.

And with a surge of white curse power, this huge and comical Samoyed visibly dissolved and reconstructed, transforming into a man with a large trench coat and long white hair.

After transforming into human form, Zhouyu respectfully lowered his head, “So boss, why did you call me here?”

Having lost his previous panic, Zhouyu instantly became composed.

Looking at this subordinate who now seemed much more “reliable,” Bai Lianyue sighed with mixed feelings. When her vassals transformed into cute pet forms, For some reason, their personalities would undergo some changes.

But compared to Serveiling, who merely added a “meow” verbal tic, Zhouyu’s changes were much more significant. Simply put, he became a silly dog… When she found this silly dog half an hour ago, he had almost fought with the Lingyuan family’s military dogs over dog food…

“Sigh, I think when you need to transform into a dog in the future, have Serveiling put you on a leash.”

“Eh? Why?”

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“To prevent you from embarrassing yourself.”

Hearing this, Zhouyu blinked in confusion. Evidently, Dog Brother wasn’t too clear about some of the things he did after transforming into a dog.

Regarding this, Bai Lianyue had no intention of explaining, and instead slowly raised her hand, directly getting to the point.

The next moment, With the surge of ice-blue curse power, a terrifying aura instantly distorted the surrounding air. Under the cover of this eerie light, Bai Lianyue’s right hand began to twist and deform, turning into strange black liquid and rapidly expanding.

Then, Some odd things were released from the liquid, crashing onto the carpet one after another.

Hands, arms, legs, half a torso, a head… In addition to these, There were also various weapons and equipment.

These items were scattered all over the ground.

If Xi Xuan were here, he would be astonished to discover that these metal torsos and weapons, when assembled, formed the ancient weapon that had previously given him such a headache. The god-slaying weapon from the Shenluo Empire a thousand years ago. That mechanical girl with Divine Departure Realm strength.

Of course, Zhouyu knew nothing about this. Therefore, after glancing at the metal scraps on the ground, Zhouyu blinked in confusion.

“Boss, what are these things?”

“These…” Saying this, Bai Lianyue, with her right hand restored to human form, reached into the pile of metal and slowly pulled out a girl’s head.

“The thing Moande used against Xi Xuan earlier, seems to be a humanoid weapon from the Shenluo era.”

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Playing with the head in her hand, a trace of interest flashed in Bai Lianyue’s eyes.

Actually, At first, Bai Lianyue had no intention of keeping Su. After subduing it, Bai Lianyue had swallowed the entire mechanical person into her body, intending to digest it completely.

After all, the energy contained within a Divine Departure Realm mechanical person was quite substantial.

But to the Malevolence miss’s surprise, after the energy within Su’s body was licked and diluted by her, Su’s body hadn’t been melted and absorbed like other weapons, but had remained intact inside her body.

This could be said to be worthy of Shenluo’s black technology; it was indeed very sturdy.

Upon learning that Miya and Weiya needed a personal maid to take care of them, Bai Lianyue abandoned the idea of increasing her digestive power and instead preserved it.

It’s worth noting, Her daughters’ strength was a bit excessive; ordinary maids wouldn’t have the ability to care for them.

But Su could. Her body could withstand her digestion, so it definitely wouldn’t be a problem to resist the twins’ attacks.

More importantly, this mechanical girl was not only powerful but also energy-driven. In this human world, She was more suitable than Octopus Sister and Serveiling for protecting the twins…

“Help me fix her, recharge her, and change the instructions in her brain. I want her to be Miya and Weiya’s personal maid.”

Looking at the confused Dog Brother, Bai Lianyue stated her purpose.

Regarding Bai Lianyue’s proposal, Zhouyu didn’t immediately respond, but thoughtfully walked toward this pile of ‘scrap metal’ and began a detailed inspection.

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After picking up Su’s arm for careful examination and sensing it, Zhouyu nodded solemnly. Although the Malevolence miss hadn’t mentioned the origin of this mechanical girl, Zhouyu immediately made the correct judgment.

“An ancient weapon from Shenluo… and it’s constructed with variable memory metal, hmm? This connection method, haven’t seen it in a long time~, Master Brussel’s work, oh? Magical Fission Core Smelting Furnace? Top-tier stuff. D**…”

After a bout of excited muttering, Zhouyu looked at the Malevolence miss with immense curiosity. “Boss, how did you get this?”

“Oh? Is it that impressive?” Although she couldn’t understand Zhouyu’s mumbling, Bai Lianyue could vaguely sense just how advanced the technology contained within this mechanical girl was.

“Dismantled it earlier. So, can you fix it?”

Hearing this, Zhouyu’s lips curved slightly upward, giving the Malevolence miss a quite confident smile.

“Of course, don’t forget my identity in the human world! I’m the chief weapons development expert for Yue Linglong! A five-time Lubein Duoke Award winner! Although weapons from the Shenluo era are complex, for me~, no problem~”

Patting his chest, Zhouyu directly gave his guarantee. “Leave it to me, boss! I’ll definitely provide the young ladies with the most perfect maid!”

Saying this, Zhouyu rubbed his hands together while looking at the mechanical parts on the ground, his crimson eyes full of excitement.

“Alright then.” Seeing this, the Malevolence miss nodded quite reassuringly. Although her dog usually wasn’t very reliable, when it came to mechanical and technical issues, he was indeed a genuine expert.

“Then I’ll leave it to you.”

“Count on me! Boss!”