Volume 5, Chapter 9 – The Supremely Clever Miss Bai

“Hm? Why can’t I go out?”

The evil god miss tilted her head in confusion.

To this, the phone screen directly displayed an eye-rolling expression.

—”Look at yourself first.”—

“Myself?”

Looking down at her body, Bai Lianyue couldn’t help but frown slightly.

Since she wasn’t wearing underwear and her top was rather thin, she was currently in a state of indecent exposure. Additionally, only one of her thigh-high stockings remained, while the other had vanished.

The entire elf girl was undoubtedly in a very provocative state.

Going out like this really might get her mistaken for a pervert.

“Enmm, alright then, I’ll just change clothes.”

Bai Lianyue waved her hand and muttered dismissively.

—”That aspect is also wrong, but it’s not just a clothing problem.”—

The phone screen again displayed a look of disdain.

“Then what’s the problem?”

The evil god miss asked again.

But faced with this question, the White Horizon Sword didn’t directly reply, instead automatically opening the browser.

Immediately, news headlines appeared one after another.

“Umm? This is…”

Bai Lianyue curiously leaned forward and began reading.

“Suddenly appearing big-breasted elf cutie proves the existence of other worlds.”

“The strategic significance of spatial magic?”

“Hualong Nation has established a special investigation team to search for the elf girl.”

“The flower petals left by the elf possess powerful healing abilities, capable of curing various terminal illnesses. They’ve now been bid up to astronomical prices…”

“At last night’s auction, one petal… eighty million?? Wow.”

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“The young man fortunate enough to receive the elf girl’s blessing now has physical capabilities several times above normal humans. Broke the world record in the 100-meter dash. What exactly is the principle behind this so-called elf blessing?”

…

Looking at the news headlines the White Horizon Sword showed her, Bai Lianyue blinked somewhat bewildered.

After a brief moment of stunned silence, Bai Lianyue clapped her hands and remarked to herself with considerable surprise:

“Eh? There was actually another elf teleported over? To think they withstood Ulutiel’s attack, how impressive.”

White Horizon Sword: =-=

Hearing the evil god miss’s soliloquy, the White Horizon Sword fell into momentary silence. Honestly, as a crystallization of Shenluo technology, she didn’t understand how she’d ended up with such an absurd master.

However, perhaps because she’d long grown accustomed to the other’s absurdity, the White Horizon Sword didn’t go berserk and strike Bai Lianyue’s head with her blade like a thousand years ago, but instead controlled the webpage herself, clicking into the detailed news interface and displaying the face of that elf girl who had caused such an uproar in the outside world right in front of Bai Lianyue.

“Hm? This, this is?”

The evil god miss raised her eyebrows, showing surprise.

“Wow~, this elf girl is quite pretty~”

White Horizon Sword: …damn

Fortunately, the ditzy evil god miss did eventually react after her moment of admiration.

“Wait? Isn’t this me?!”

Hearing this, the phone screen again displayed a line of text filled with speechless and contemptuous emotion.

—”You finally figured it out, idiot.”—

“Enmm… ehehe~”

Bai Lianyue awkwardly scratched the back of her head.

But seriously, she’d actually caused such a big commotion?

In that case, she definitely couldn’t go out in her Ancient Fae form, or it would absolutely cause a disturbance.

In that case…

Taking a deep breath, accompanied by a surge of ice-blue curse power, Bai Lianyue’s appearance once again changed from elf girl to ‘Lianna’s’ appearance.

Looking at the blue-haired girl in the mirror whose appearance and temperament were completely different, the evil god miss nodded with satisfaction.

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“This should work now~”

—”Better wear a hat and cover your hair.”—

“Oh oh~”

—”Also, you’d better get an ID card.”—

“ID card?”

—”Yes, I just connected to the internet and researched information about your world and this country. Without identity documents, many things are inconvenient to do.”—

“Oh, that’s true.”

To this, the evil god miss nodded matter-of-factly.

When returning to Xiwan City earlier, hadn’t she been unable to smoothly board the train because she lacked an ID card?

She didn’t know when she’d be able to return to Yao Xing… didn’t know how much longer she’d need to stay on Earth, so she really should get an ID card.

But the problem was…

“How do I get one?”

As this question surfaced in her mind, the evil god miss couldn’t help but show a troubled expression.

Although she’d been away from her hometown for a thousand years, Bai Lianyue still remembered… in a place like Hualong Nation, it was quite difficult for an undocumented person to get an ID card.

When she lived on Earth, she was just a small fry.

As for friends, she only had Taro.

As for acquaintances, most were just ordinary colleagues from her former company. And they obviously didn’t have the ability to help her get an ID card or anything like that.

As for the Bai family…

Perhaps they could… but those people would never help her.

After all, their relationship had been shattered long ago because of Nuoyu.

Enmm.

What to do?

Hm?!! I’ve got it!!

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Recalling the conversation content between Luo Fei and herself when they were in Wishaven, a brilliant light suddenly flashed in the evil god miss’s eyes.

—”Maybe I can go find them!! Ehehe, thanks, Taro~”—

…

Xiwan City.

In the chairman’s office of Qianyu Di Group headquarters building.

As chairman of Qianyu Di Group, the graying Yu Qiuyuan was sitting at his desk reviewing reports provided by subordinates and handling a series of important group documents. Although it was already around nine o’clock at night and most group employees had gone home from work, Yu Qiuyuan had no intention of leaving and remained focused on official business.

He looked exactly like a workaholic.

In fact, Yu Qiuyuan hadn’t been like this a year ago.

The reason he’d become this way was because of the death of his only son, Yu Xiao.

His son’s ‘suicide’ had undoubtedly dealt a huge psychological blow to this man over sixty. Even though more than a year had passed, Yu Qiuyuan still hadn’t emerged from the grief of his child’s death. So much so that sometimes Yu Qiuyuan had to numb his heart through high-intensity work.

Just as Yu Qiuyuan was busy with official duties as usual, the phone on his desk quietly rang.

—”Ring ring.”—

“Hm?”

Glancing at the phone from the corner of his eye, Yu Qiuyuan frowned slightly.

After realizing he’d forgotten the time again and made his secretary work overtime with him, Yu Qiuyuan felt slightly guilty.

After answering the phone, Yu Qiuyuan spoke slowly in that voice full of authority yet kindness:

“Little Zhao, if you have something to do, go home first. There’s no need to stay here and keep me company.”

Mistakenly thinking his secretary was eager to go home to pick up his child from cram school, Yu Qiuyuan directly gave permission.

—”That’s not it, President Yu. The child doesn’t have cram school today. I’m not calling to ask for leave to go home.”—

“Hm? Then what’s the matter?”

—”Someone wants to see you, President Yu.”—

“See me? Who? At this hour…”

—”A woman claiming to be Young Master Yu Xiao’s wife…”—

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“…”

Hearing this, Yu Qiuyuan’s eyes narrowed slightly, a cold gleam flashing within.

Because his son’s lifestyle had been somewhat dissolute, he’d dated quite a few girlfriends with a playful attitude. After his death, these girlfriends always came looking for him under various pretenses like ‘girlfriend’ or ‘lover’… their purpose, of course, was nothing but money.

In the period right after Yu Xiao’s suicide, there were quite a lot of such women.

But after several women were taken to court by him, such scammers had almost never appeared again.

And now?

Another one? Even claiming to be his ‘wife’… hehe.

Trying to exploit my son again?

“Just drive her away. If she won’t behave, handle it the usual way.”

Yu Qiuyuan said coldly.

“But Little Zhao… you’ve handled this kind of thing many times before, why are you asking me about it?”

While frowning and asking, Yu Qiuyuan picked up the tea beside him, wanting to use it to extinguish the anger rising in his heart.

—”President Yu, this time seems a bit different…”—

“What’s different?”

—”That woman says she knows how Young Master Yu Xiao died.”—

“What?!”

—”Also, she said…”—

“What else did she say?”

—”She’s pregnant… with the young master’s child.”—

“…”

Hearing this, Yu Qiuyuan froze in place. After a brief silence, the tea he’d just drunk was directly spat out by Yu Qiuyuan.

A child?!!!

WTF?!!!