Volume 6, Chapter 12 – I, Bai Xingwu, Have Had Enough

My name is Bai Xingwu, and I feel like my life is a bit ridiculous.

First of all, my mother is a pervert.

She reads all kinds of strange, unhealthy books all day long, and keeps thinking about how to corrupt stinky dad. The reason she got pregnant with me in the first place was apparently because she drugged herself and then seduced stinky dad? Also, this old hag always complains that I was born at the wrong time… apparently when she was preparing to clap for love with stinky dad.

Speaking of which, aren’t you not supposed to mess around when close to delivery?

What a ridiculous mom…

But this ridiculous mom didn’t take care of me for long before entrusting me to stinky dad due to some internal Bai family issues.

Although being unable to live with mom made me sad for a long time, but… from a certain perspective, maybe it was a good thing. If I had been raised by that old hag, I probably would have become a pervert too, right??

As for my stinky dad?

He’s a blockhead…

His intelligence is fine, even abnormally strong in some aspects, but his emotional intelligence clearly has big problems.

Too straightforward by nature, often unable to understand others’ feelings, always seems to be missing a screw when doing things… occasionally gives people a feeling of emotional deficiency?

But fortunately stinky dad has good luck, making a relatively reliable friend like Taro, and having such a smart and lovely daughter like me to guide him from time to time.

Otherwise I always feel… stinky dad would have a hard time surviving on Earth.

Sigh, what an unreliable father.

But although unreliable, he truly loves me…

Because of this, although my ridiculous mom wasn’t by my side, my childhood was still relatively happy.

Of course,

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The turning point where my life truly went down a ridiculous path was after I graduated high school. I originally thought that after high school graduation I would normally go to college, find a job, then ordinarily get married, have children, and live out my life. Then… I got strangled to death and thrown from a high building… =-=

Damn!

We were all honestly living ordinary people’s lives, not getting involved in Bai family affairs, yet we still got dragged into family struggles?? Ridiculous!

Of course, that’s not the most ridiculous part. The most ridiculous part is that after I died… I actually didn’t die?? Instead I came to this place called Yao Xing?

Not only did I come over myself, stinky dad was also ridiculously hit by a truck and came over too?

Oh my… this works too?

This is quite ridiculous.

But regardless, life must go on.

So I continued leading my combat-capable but simple-minded stinky dad to make our way in the other world. My life style changed from urban daily life to other-world adventure cultivation style.

Then, before we’d mixed around for a few years.

I fucking died again??

Killed by a group of inexplicable people with brain problems for some world-saving reason?

I clearly just wanted to live a peaceful daily life with stinky dad, why do I always get dragged into such ridiculous things!

Originally,

I thought this time I was completely dead.

But it turns out, although those Solrog family people destroyed my physical body for experiments, they kept my soul.

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With the help of an artificial body, I was revived again… it was like constantly bouncing back and forth.

I thought being able to revive from this was ridiculous enough, but then I discovered stinky dad was even more ridiculous?!

Not only was he revived, he even became an evil god??

Even his appearance changed from a man to a graceful beautiful girl? And he’s actually prettier than me, with bigger breasts than me… Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Cough cough

After that, I cooperated with stinky dad to destroy the Solrog family’s Divine Kingdom.

After the war ended, I died again…

Of course, this death was expected, since my body was reconstructed by the Solrog family with their self-destruct program installed inside. Physical destruction in that situation was natural.

Physical destruction wasn’t much, I was used to it.

My soul was preserved, and I believed stinky dad would get us new bodies.

Then, something even more ridiculous happened.

Stinky dad’s chosen method for giving me a new body? Was to actually give birth to me again?! Couldn’t you just directly create a human body!! Why must you give birth!! What kind of brain circuits does my old dad have!

Umm,

No wait, now it might be more appropriate to call them stinky mom…

As a result,

This mature beautiful girl with self-awareness… just like this, while retaining consciousness, experienced being nurtured and growing in a womb, and through natural force perception, watched stinky mom’s every move.

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Not many people in the whole world have experienced this kind of experience, right?

If someone has experienced it… then being transferred from one girl’s womb to another girl’s womb, this kind of intra-womb shuttling experience!!! I don’t believe anyone else has experienced it!!!

That’s right,

Even while in stinky mom’s belly, I didn’t stay put for long!!

Because stinky mom wanted to deal with the Solrog family and the other two evil gods, for my safety she transferred my pregnancy to another girl’s womb.

What the hell is all this =-=

Ailiya-Lingyuan,

One of the three daughters stinky mom adopted in Yao Xing.

This person appears to be a pure saint on the surface, but is actually… a pervert.

A pervert who keeps thinking about how to get it on with my stinky mom. As expected, that ridiculous stinky mom couldn’t raise any normal daughters either. Being able to raise such an ice-smart, understanding child like me is already thanks to ancestral blessings.

But soon, I also learned… why this pervert called Ailiya felt so familiar… this guy is actually my… fuck, what is all this.

Considering Ailiya’s true identity, I was once too lazy to bother with her.

But now?!

I really can’t stand it anymore!!

You old woman wants to do fun things!! Setting aside whether it’s okay or not?! At least wait until after I’m born to do it!!

Why make me watch you two ridiculous people play games there ahhhhhhh!!! This is too much bullying!!

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As Bai Xingwu’s inner roar was released, waves of indescribable intense pain immediately emanated from Ailiya’s abdomen and quickly swept through her entire body, directly causing Ailiya to convulse all over and collapse weakly on the bed.

Xing, Xingwu?!

Calm down!!

Don’t mess around at this time!!

Pressing her abdomen, Ailiya painfully let out a roar in her heart. Unfortunately, Bai Xingwu currently had no intention of paying attention to Ailiya. She didn’t want to see these two messing around in front of her. Therefore this time, she wasn’t planning to cooperate with Ailiya.

She also didn’t want to stay in someone else’s belly anymore!

She wanted to come out!!

Today would be her birthday!!

As Bai Xingwu’s determination was set, Ailiya’s expression became increasingly painful, and she just lay on the bed continuously convulsing.

“Mm, ah… ahhhhh!!”

Painful moans could no longer be suppressed, ringing out from the silver-haired girl’s mouth.

After hearing Ailiya’s painful cries, several nearby patrolling maids couldn’t care about their master’s privacy and hurriedly ran to the room, pushing open the door.

And after seeing the silver-haired girl holding her belly and constantly wailing, the maids’ expressions changed dramatically.

—”Someone come quickly!! The young miss is giving birth ahhhhhhh!!!”—

The maid’s shouts completely shattered the nighttime silence of the Lingyuan household at this moment.