Volume 6, Chapter 17 – Helping Evil God Miss Squeeze? Not a Good Idea

“Yi yi! Ya!” (I won’t! I absolutely won’t!)

Bai Xingwu stared with her round purple eyes at Bai Lianyue, who was bending down to hold her. Her little head shook like a rattle drum. She had just been reliving the scene of drinking coffee as an “adult” in her dreams, and now she had to face “**” this kind of shameful play—just thinking about it made her cheeks burn, even though she was in an infant body, her adult dignity absolutely wouldn’t allow it!

Besides?!

Having her former stinky old dad feed her milk?!! Just imagining that scene was so weird!!

And furthermore!!

This was secondhand!!

Xing Wu roared inwardly.

Also, she clearly wanted to speak! Why couldn’t she say anything and could only make “yi yi ya ya” sounds? Was it the limitations of a child’s body?!

On the other side,

Evil god miss was stunned by this reaction. Her little hand hadn’t even pulled down her collar yet when it froze due to Xing Wu’s slap and “yi yi” crying.

The next moment,

She looked down at the little one in the swaddling who was full of rejection, her tone carrying some helplessness:

“Xing Wu, aren’t you hungry? If you don’t drink, your tummy will feel uncomfortable~, and besides, if you don’t drink, how will you grow up quickly?”

Bai Lianyue obviously didn’t understand Bai Xingwu’s thoughts.

But this comment made things worse—hearing this, Bai Xingwu became even more anxious.

Indeed, considering that Bai Lianyue’s milk contained the energy she needed for rapid growth, she seemingly had no choice. But to quickly escape this embarrassing infant situation, Bai Xingwu also seemed to have no choice.

She had to drink.

But… absolutely not by sucking directly!

Thus,

Little Xing Wu suddenly reached out her small hand, grabbed Bai Lianyue’s sleeve, raised her voice to continue “yi ya” sounds, and didn’t forget to use her other hand to point at an empty glass bottle on the table.

Bai Lianyue stared at her pointing at the glass bottle for several seconds, combined with her earlier rejection, and finally belatedly realized:

“You want… me to squeeze it into the bottle?… Alright, I understand.”

Expressing milk was such a private matter that naturally required finding a secluded place.

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Thus,

Bai Lianyue happily trotted back to her own boudoir.

In front of the bedroom sofa, Bai Lianyue held the glass bottle, took a deep breath, and slowly sat down.

“Honestly… expressing milk and such, it always feels so weird…”

Looking at the bottle before her, evil god miss muttered to herself with a strange expression.

But for Xing Wu’s sake, no matter how uncomfortable it was, Bai Lianyue had to endure it.

“Mm, let’s do this!”

After pumping herself up, evil god miss unbuttoned her collar.

Taking a deep breath, Bai Lianyue brought the small bottle to her chest.

Placing both hands on top, she began working.

Accompanied by the girl’s indescribable and extremely awkward operations, drop after drop of crystal-clear milky white essence, carrying a faint herbal fragrance, steadily dripped into the glass bottle, making “drip, drip” sounds.

Because the process was somewhat stimulating, the elf girl’s mouth uncontrollably let out strange sounds from time to time.

Enchanting sounds that stirred the imagination echoed throughout the room.

However,

Just as Bai Lianyue was concentrating on controlling her power output, ensuring the milk wouldn’t splash onto the tablecloth, the door suddenly made a “click” sound, followed by a familiar voice drifting in:

“Blockhead Bai! Are you really planning to express milk?”

As the voice entered her ears, Bai Lianyue’s face changed, her movements suddenly stopped, and milk nearly splashed onto the table. She hurriedly put her clothes back on, then suddenly turned her head.

She saw Luo Fei leaning against the door frame with one hand, his head poking in, his eyes making a circle between her fingertips and the glass bottle, the corner of his mouth curling up in a mischievous smile.

His eyes flashed with a meaningful gleam.

“Luo Fei! You dead taro! Don’t you know to knock when entering?”

Bai Lianyue’s cheeks instantly flushed with a layer of red, her tone full of embarrassment and anger.

“You almost made me…”

“Oh? You’ve already started expressing?”

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Luo Fei raised his eyebrows playfully.

“Then you should have locked the door, shouldn’t you? Not locking the door for such private matters, really blockhead Bai. But those strange sounds just now, were they coming from you? Those who don’t know might think you were giving yourself a reward in the room, hehe. I really didn’t expect that you used to be so repressed, but after becoming a girl you’d make such sounds.”

“What nonsense are you spouting! Dead taro!”

“Hehe, alright, alright. Besides, stop covering your chest like that. I’m not interested in you. Don’t be so narcissistic.”

While saying this, Luo Fei pointed disdainfully at Bai Lianyue’s hand protecting her chest.

“Tch.”

Evil god miss responded with contempt.

“So what exactly are you here for, dead taro. Weren’t you watching Xing Wu?”

“The maid is changing Xing Wu’s diaper, so I came out first. Incidentally to see if you, blockhead Bai, were really expressing milk. And the result is, hehe, the mighty Terran Malevolence is actually expressing milk, how interesting haha.”

“”

“Oh, right, there’s one more thing.”

“What?”

“The relationship between us.”

“Hm? What about it?”

“Think about it.”

Raising his hand to his chin, Luo Fei struck a thoughtful pose and slowly approached evil god miss.

“You… got together with my daughter. Under these circumstances, you… blockhead Bai, should call me ‘daddy’ now~”

As the words left his mouth, Luo Fei quietly revealed a smug smile.

For guys, especially between good brothers, who was whose daddy… was a very important question.

“Come on~, call me daddy~”

Faced with Luo Fei’s pushing his luck, Bai Lianyue’s little face instantly darkened.

“Scram.”

“Boom!!”

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Accompanied by a surge and explosion of curse power,

“Bang–crash!”

“Ahhhhhhh!!”

In an instant,

Luo Fei’s screams accompanied the tremendous sound of shattering glass. His entire body shot out like a cannonball, smashing through the window and flying into the distance, ultimately crashing into a thick tree in the Lingyuan family courtyard.

Luo Fei fell to the ground, clutching his chest and grimacing, unable to get up for a long time, only able to roar toward the main residence in the distance:

“Bai Lianyue! You blockhead hit too hard! My heart is shattered! Damn!!”

Evil god miss couldn’t be bothered to respond to Luo Fei’s shouting.

“Tch, serves you right.”

While muttering, Bai Lianyue turned to look at the glass bottle on the table—fortunately the milk didn’t spill, or she would have gone berserk.

However,

Just as Bai Lianyue had breathed a sigh of relief and was preparing to continue expressing milk, the door was pushed open again with a “creak.”

This time, a gray-haired mature woman entered.

Miss Serveiling was sporting a pair of swaying cat ears and sneaking in, her crimson pupils full of curiosity, her tail constantly swaying behind her~

“Serveiling… what’s wrong with you now?”

Bai Lianyue stopped unbuttoning her collar and asked in confusion.

“Did something happen?”

“No, nothing~, just~”

After looking at Bai Lianyue’s flushed cheeks, Serveiling finally focused her gaze on the bottle in Bai Lianyue’s hand.

Her crimson eyes instantly lit up.

“Hey, Big Sister, you’re expressing milk, right~, it looks quite difficult, how about I help you?”

Saying this,

The cat-eared woman rubbed her hands together, unconsciously stepping forward, her vertical pupils flashing with somewhat “ill-intentioned” light—as one of the four great vassals of the Terrabond Lineage, she had long been curious about Bai Lianyue’s “special milk.” If she could personally express it once, she might even be able to secretly get some nutrition!

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Of course,

The main purpose was still~ hehe~

To this, Bai Lianyue’s hand holding the glass bottle paused, looking at her in confusion:

“You know how to express milk?”

“I don’t, but I can learn!”

Serveiling looked matter-of-fact, even reaching out to unbutton Bai Lianyue’s collar,

“Big Sister, think about it, I’ve at least seen countless women, so my experience in that area is definitely richer than yours~ Maybe if I help you express it, not only can I fill the bottle faster, but I can also make you… hehehe~”

As she spoke, Serveiling began drooling.

Obviously fantasizing about some improper scenes.

Looking at her eager appearance, the elf girl’s temple veins twitched slightly.

She could tell,

This dead cat wasn’t really trying to help—she just wanted to take advantage…

The “lust” in her eyes could barely be hidden, right?

Having just been angered by Luo Fei, and now with another perverted cat arriving, Bai Lianyue’s gaze quietly turned cold.

“You perverted cat, actually lusting after me~, your courage has grown~”

Bai Lianyue huffily forced out a smile, the curse power in her palm instantly surged. Before Serveiling could react, a pale hand pressed on top of her head,

“You’ve already kept ten concubines at the Lingyuan family, go home and express theirs~”

“Eh? Big Sister, you…”

Unfortunately, before Serveiling could finish speaking, she felt a gentle yet irresistible force.

The next second, her entire body shot out like an arrow, following Luo Fei in being whipped away by a vine, flying into the air and ultimately crashing into the Lingyuan family’s central courtyard, directly smashing the just-risen Luo Fei back into the ground…

“Boom!”

Luo Fei: “Damn!! Who’s throwing things from high up ahhhhhhh!!!”