Chapter 110: “The Flower-Picking Bandit”

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Moreover, her eyes above the veil seemed somewhat bloodshot and fierce. Lei Qing’s heart instantly turned cold. Could it be, was it possible that Leng Yuewu had truly made up her mind to kill him? Perhaps, he had become her karmic obstacle? Was she going to slay her inner demon?

After sleeping for half the night, most of the intoxication from the alcohol had faded. Being frightened by her like this, his mind also became clear. He regretted it endlessly and gave a bitter smile. Earlier on the roof, it seemed he had indeed gone too far, provoking Leng Yuewu’s true killing intent.

Drinking really messes things up, doesn’t it?

“If you dare to move even a little, I will kill you with one sword.” Leng Yuewu’s beautiful eyes, full of icy killing intent, glared viciously at Lei Qing: “Don’t think I’m joking.”

She wasn’t here to kill him? Lei Qing breathed a slight sigh of relief in his heart, but he didn’t dare to defy her intention, so he said: “Don’t be impulsive, Fairy. I won’t move around. Let’s talk nicely.”

“I have nothing to say to you.” Leng Yuewu scolded in a low voice: “Close your eyes and mouth. As long as you dare to open your eyes to look even a little, or say half a sentence, don’t blame me for being rude.”

Close his eyes? Close his mouth? What, what exactly did this Fairy Leng want to do?

But he felt that Leng Yuewu seemed very agitated right now. Past experience told him, never ever argue with a woman who is currently agitated, otherwise she would inevitably do something impulsive.

He obediently shut his mouth and closed his eyes.

Suddenly, the thin quilt covering him was flipped open, and Leng Yuewu’s delicate body straddled Lei Qing’s waist.

“Ah~” Even if Lei Qing thought a thousand times, he could never have imagined that Leng Yuewu would do such a thing. She, she actually…

“Hey hey, Fairy, what do you want to do?” While Lei Qing was extremely surprised, he cried out in a low voice.

However, just as his voice fell. A bone-chilling sword glow pressed against his neck with a few strands. It made him feel that his neck seemed to have broken skin, so he hurriedly shut his mouth, circulating Fighting Qi to seal the wound. Are, are you kidding me?

Even if Lei Qing were beaten to death, he couldn’t imagine that Leng Yuewu could do such a thing. In his impression, although Leng Yuewu was very wild that time, it was still her first time, she must have always been preserving her purity like jade.

Lei Qing just now had used the alcohol to bolster his courage to dare to hit on her, to dare to hug her, touch her, and kiss her. After the alcohol wore off, just thinking about it made him scared. Wasn’t this just touching a tiger’s butt?

Actually, in Lei Qing’s impression of Leng Yuewu, he also felt that this woman was truly pure and noble, with an ethereal temperament like a fairy, no wonder there were so many admirers.

Lei Qing liked to sleep naked, and since he was drunk tonight, he still had a pair of underpants left. But that underpants was hit by a strand of Ice Fighting Qi and exploded into countless fragments. Yet it didn’t hurt Lei Qing’s lifeblood at all, which showed the prowess of the Ice Sword Saint; not only was her Fighting Qi power ful and pure, but her control was also shockingly exquisite.

Leng Yuewu’s exaggerated action scared Lei Qing so much that his soul almost flew out. He screamed wildly in his heart, Great Aunt Leng, can you please not do this kind of thing? Even if you have extreme confidence in your Fighting Qi control, don’t play with this? If there was the slightest error, his life would be completely ruined this time.

That wasn’t all, for fear that Lei Qing would move around. She flicked her slender fingers, shooting out several strands of Finger Force Fighting Qi. Those Fighting Qi invaded his meridians and actually sealed him, making his limbs weak and unable to move.

Although Fairy Leng had experience once, it was obvious that she was in a semi-confused state that time, so she could be counted as a novice among novices. After fumbling back and forth a couple of times, her delicate body suddenly stiffened on the spot, and she stopped moving while straddling Lei Qing.

Lei Qing didn’t understand why, so he just let her be. After all, this Fairy Leng probably took the wrong medicine tonight, running to his room in the middle of the night to play the game of a flower-picking bandit. Her emotions were definitely not normal; if he angered her, being killed by a sword would be the lighter punishment. Don’t let her, in her shame and anger, point and explode his liferoot with a finger; that would truly make him want to weep but have no tears, and he might as well just commit suicide.

However, with his eyes closed, he really didn’t know what she was doing.

Time passed, breath by breath. Leng Yuewu’s voice suddenly sounded beside Lei Qing’s ear, as light as a mosquito’s buzz: “What’s going on?”

“What do you mean what’s going on?” Lei Qing was also extremely puzzled. He wanted to ask her what was going on? In the middle of the night, looking like she was burning with desire, lifting his quilt, straddling him, exploding his underpants, but then, there was no result. However, he still didn’t dare to speak. He just struggled to raise his weak hand and pointed at his mouth.

“Allowed to speak temporarily.” Leng Yuewu condensed her voice into a beam and transmitted the sound into his ear, her voice trembling with shame as she said: “What’s going on?”

Lei Qing felt dizzy; there were only two people in the room, did she need to use such a profound skill as sound transmission to speak? Showing off your Holy Rank powerhouse prestige?

“Uh, Fairy Leng, that, what do you mean? What about what?” Lei Qing didn’t dare to mock her, asking in a soft and gentle voice.

“It’s, it’s just… that…” Leng Yuewu stammered through sound transmission.

“Which one?” Lei Qing was also depressed: “I don’t understand.” However, Lei Qing could clearly feel that her delicate body was trembling.

“It’s just, why is it different from last time?” Leng Yuewu’s sword had been thrown aside, and her face was already burning hot. Fortunately, she was covering her face and forbidding Lei Qing to open his eyes.

Lei Qing was confused and was just about to ask what was different. Leng Yuewu’s finger, however, gently touched it, but instantly pulled away.

He finally understood what she was talking about.

For a moment, Lei Qing felt like crying. Auntie, can it be the same? Last time, we were dry firewood and fierce fire. But today, you, Auntie, took advantage of me sleeping soundly, sneaked into my room in the middle of the night, straddled me, put a sword to my neck, used Fighting Qi to break my underwear, and sealed my meridians with Ice Fighting Qi.

With all this fear and shock, it would be strange if it were the same.

“Is it broken?” Leng Yuewu sobered up a little and transmitted the sound in a panic.

Broken, broken.

These two words echoed deeply in Lei Qing’s mind.

At this moment, he really wanted to jump out and curse loudly: “Broken your damn head! You, a dignified Sword Saint, run in here and put a sword to my neck, and you expect me to automatically get aroused to cooperate with you picking flowers?”

But thinking again that the person straddling him was a Holy Rank powerhouse, and he, a tiny Silver Rank powerhouse, couldn’t afford to offend her. So he had to calm down and explain with a dry laugh: “Uh, the situation is like this…”

Lei Qing explained the principle to her vividly. Although he didn’t have much expression on his face, he was about to faint in his heart. Good heavens, what sin had he committed? It wasn’t enough to have a soul-shocking scare in the middle of the night, but he also had to patiently give a physiology lesson to a Holy Rank powerhouse?

He knew about this stuff when he was twelve… What have you, a dignified Ice Sword Saint, been doing all these years? Did your Master not teach you?

“Then, then what should we do?” Leng Yuewu transmitted the sound, but she finally understood it wasn’t broken, but that it was scared into hiding by her.

“Uh, how about, let me do it.” Lei Qing said in a low voice, some lust rising in his heart.

“You dare.” Leng Yuewu scolded in a low voice, used a Levitation Technique to grab the sword again: “If you dare to open your eyes, I will kill you.”

“Fairy, can you stop shouting about killing?” Lei Qing was miserable, saying with a wry smile: “I just had some reaction, and you scared it back away.”

“You have a way, right? You teach me, but you are not allowed to open your eyes.” Leng Yuewu transmitted the sound again. It seemed that as long as Lei Qing didn’t open his eyes, her courage grew much larger, and her sense of shame wasn’t as strong. As if the person straddling him wasn’t the Ice Sword Saint Leng Yuewu.

“This, alright. You have to relax your body and mind first, then use…” Lei Qing was just about to say “use your slender jade hand,” but a wicked thought suddenly arose, and he whispered: “Then use your jade lips and fairy tongue to soothe it a bit.”

Clang~

Her Frost Treasure Sword trembled, emitting a crisp ringing sound. The sword glow flashed and rested on Lei Qing’s neck. She transmitted the sound, utterly ashamed and viciously saying: “Lei Qing, you are deliberately humiliating me… You, you actually tricked, tricked me into doing such a disgusting and dirty thing.”

“Fairy, please spare me, Fairy, don’t be impulsive.” Lei Qing hurriedly said, sweat breaking out on his forehead: “I truly didn’t trick you. Between male and female lovers, doing this kind of thing is very normal. I’ve been scared out of my wits by you pointing your sword at my neck several times. If it isn’t soothed, I’m afraid it will really break…”

“Really very normal? If scared too much, will it really break?” Leng Yuewu took the sword away, transmitting the sound with some doubt.

“Of course it’s true.” Lei Qing said with a bitter smile: “It is recorded in the ‘Jade Maiden Love Sutra’ that this move is called the Jade Beauty Playing the Flute. It is a very normal technique in the joy of men and women. Also, if you keep shouting about killing me, I’m afraid it will really break. If you don’t believe me, Fairy, you can go ask around.”

“Pei, where do you expect me to go ask? If you dare to trick me…” Leng Yuewu blushed and spat softly, but this time she seemed to have listened and didn’t shout about killing again. However, in her heart, she was secretly thinking, Jade Beauty Playing the Flute, such a nice name, but… The ‘Jade Maiden Love Sutra’ has this kind of secret manual?

Lei Qing thought to himself that was true too. With her status as the Ice Sword Saint, there really was nowhere to go to ask about such things. He had to sigh softly and say: “I’ll buy you a copy of the Love Sutra later. You can study it slowly and read it slowly. So that you don’t understand anything and only know how to scare me; you’ll scare me into having problems. If you are unwilling, then let’s forget it this time. We can meet up again later…”

Before Lei Qing finished speaking, Leng Yuewu went down and knelt down. Blushing, she summoned her courage and slowly buried her beautiful head.

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“Ow ow ow~” The intense stimulation instantly made Lei Qing’s blood vessels dilate. Originally, he was just saying it; he didn’t expect the dignified Ice Fairy to actually be able to do such a thing.

The double intense stimulation, both psychological and physical, instantly made Lei Qing’s blood burn.

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