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Durarara!!, Vol. 12

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Chat room

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TarouTanaka has entered the chat.

TarouTanaka: Good evening.

NamieYagiri: There you are, Mikado Ryuugamine.

TarouTanaka: My name is Tanaka. I think you have the wrong person.

TarouTanaka: What is the meaning of this?

NamieYagiri: Shut the hell up.

Kuru: The act is pointless, TarouTanaka. This person already knows everything, through Kanra’s help.

Mai: It’s over.

NamieYagiri: I don’t care. Use the Dollars or whoever else you have to. Just find Kasane Kujiragi and Shinra Kishitani. Seitarou Yagiri is the one behind all of this, so use the Dollars to crush him, like you did to me. The Awakusu-kai, Headless Rider, Shizuo Heiwajima, and that idiot Izaya—they’re all connected to you.

Kuru: It brings me no joy to say this, but I believe this chat room is finished.

Mai: So sad.

Mai: So lonely.

TarouTanaka: I don’t understand what you mean. Who is Kujiragi? What are you after?

NamieYagiri: You’re the one who’s after something. What do you think you’re doing?

NamieYagiri: Why don’t you look around yourself?

NamieYagiri: I just want to bring an end to what’s going on. So help me.

NamieYagiri: You have no idea about anything, and yet you’re connected to everything.

NamieYagiri: Wake the hell up. You’re the key.

NamieYagiri: The quickest way to end all of this is for you to understand it all.

TarouTanaka: Please stop this.

Kuru: My goodness, I’m thinking it really might be best not to interject. Perhaps this is what 100% Pure was speaking of.

Mai: I hope Aoba’s okay.

TarouTanaka: Why are you bringing up Aoba?

NamieYagiri: 100% Pure is Aoba Kuronuma.

NamieYagiri: Shall I list the real names of everyone else?

TarouTanaka: Stop this! What are you trying to do?!

NamieYagiri: I’m just playing every card in my hand.

NamieYagiri: Where is that headless monster?

NamieYagiri: Same question about your girlfriend, Anri Sonohara.

NamieYagiri: You know that she’s a monster, too.

NamieYagiri: You must have seen her with a katana at some point.

NamieYagiri: Want me to tell you what she did during that incident with the street slasher?

Kuru: This is quite a lot of personal information being shared. It feels like we’re getting a recital from the problem-customer ledger at a particularly rowdy game arcade. But I don’t have a problem with that.

Mai: Scary.

TarouTanaka: Please knock it off.

TarouTanaka: Don’t ruin this place.

NamieYagiri: It’s been broken for ages. Admit it.

NamieYagiri: And you broke it.

NamieYagiri: The same way you broke my research team.

TarouTanaka: Stop it.

TarouTanaka has left the chat.

NamieYagiri: Don’t run away.

Kuru: But of course he did.

Mai: It’s scary.

Kuru: I hate to say this, but…your ramblings are incoherent, Miss Namie. You are the archetypal “person who really shouldn’t have a blog on the Internet.” I never would have expected you were the type. The relationship between online and real life is such a mysterious thing.

NamieYagiri: Shut up.

NamieYagiri: Don’t run away, Mikado Ryuugamine.

NamieYagiri: You once told me…

NamieYagiri: It’s because it’s reality that we can seek a happy ending.

NamieYagiri: You told me that hypocritical nonsense, and you ruined my life.

NamieYagiri: Don’t forget that.

NamieYagiri: And don’t you dare say you’re not looking for a happy ending anymore.

NamieYagiri: At least take responsibility for your past words.

NamieYagiri: Are you listening?

NamieYagiri: I’m going to continue flaming this place until you show up.

NamieYagiri: Just so you know.

Kuru: …Well, this is a very troublesome visitor we have.

Mai: Trouble, trouble.

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