Talk With Chancellor Viviana

My life was like a novel, but I had complete control over it. Naturally, a novel needed an antagonist if I made myself the protagonist so how could I miss this opportunity to make Hades the recurring antagonist?

I had to make life more interesting, but also make sure my fun didn't end up making my lovers suffer.

My expression turned sharp. 'Just keep a close, passive eye on Hades' divine frequency. The second he attempts to make another move against me, my family, or my wives... give me an immediate heads-up.'

[Understood, Host!] Paige chirped.

Then I stroked my chin, a brilliant, thoroughly petty idea striking my mind. 'Hey, Paige... speaking of Hades... is there any way you can tamper with his divine body remotely.'

Paige paused, confused. [Tamper with his divine body? Like... how?]

'Can you give the Greek God of Death a massive, violent case of explosive diarrhea right now?' I asked with a completely straight face.