chapter 9 : The Black Princess

Shirou let his guest and weird looking dog in, entering the living room altrouge was surprised to see the third magician and a apostle that seemed to be very powerful.

Altrouge : excuse me but who are you, I have never heard of you but you seem very powerful ?

Zelretch : oh altrouge, did you forget about your grandfather, you break my heart.

Altrouge : zelretch, but how, you look so young.

Zelretch : you can thank little shirou for that, he helped bring me back to my prime.

Altrouge was astonished hearing that, it was known that zelretch aged up in his battle against crimson moon, to think there was someone who can reverse those affects, she needed to get emiya on her side or atleast not be his enemy.

Altrouge : and where is he, I wish to speak to him.

Shirou : umm that would be me , I think you would recognize me in my younger form.

Shirou transformed to his 11 year old form making aoka pout at lossing her eye candy.

The black princess looked at him stunned at his transformation, but recomposed herself.

Altrouge : I see, first I wish to thank you for killing roa, he has been nothing but trouble for me and many others.

Shirou : you don't have to thank me really, he was in my city and threatened my family.

Altrouge : even so, he has been a thorn in my side for a long time.

Shirou : no problem.

Aoka : ok , cut to the chase princess, why did you come here ?

Altrouge : oh I just wanted to meet the man who is engaged to my sister.

Shirou : and see if you can get me to join your faction.

Altrouge : so you are not an idiot.

Shirou : listen, I really don't want to get in this political power struggle, I wish to remain neutral, but if someone hurts arcueid or my family I will fight back.

Altrouge : shame, I would have loved for you to join me.

Arcueid : sorry sis, but shirou is mine, get your own man.
Hugging shirou protectivly.

Zelretch (snorting) : please with her attitude finding a man would be a miracle on the same level of true magic.

Aoka : yes, I mean she is a million year old virgin.

The black princess felt her anger grow at zelretch's remarks,but her face became totally red and flustered at aoka's remark.

Altrouge : what are you saying I am only single because no man is worthy of me, besides arcueid is a virgin too.

Arcueid : no I am not, shirou took it yesterday.

Altrouge found herself speechless, her sister whom she was sure did not know about sex, lost her virginity and before her.

Altrouge : impossible.

Zelretch : actually it is true.

Pulling out a crystal, zelterch showed images of shirou and arcueid having sex, altouge felt numb seeing arcueid moaning as she was penetrated, the crystal ball was smashed by a red faced shirou.

Shirou : do you all have no shame ?

Altrouge's mind was in turmoil, her sister was in a relationship before her ,her sister lost her virginity before her, her sister had a boyfriend before her. She was single, she did not have anyone, she was a million year old virgin.

A dark aura began to surround altrouge,who began to mutter about not having a boyfriend. Seeing the dark aura everyone took a step back.

Shirou : umm altrouge, I am sure you will find someone.

Aoka : unlikely, statistics shows she will never have a boyfriend and will forever be alone.

The dark aura suddenly seized and altrouge began to to cry a waterfall , zelretch got cover under an umbrella while shirou was being soaked. ( think roseweiss in dxd )

Shirou(angrily) : aoka..

Aoka : sorry shirou.

Ciel : someone do something, she will flood the house at this rate.

Shirou : listen altrouge, you seem like a level headed lady, you are also beutiful and strong, a lady who will no doubt find someone who will make her the happiest woman in the world.

Altrouge stopped crying and began to sniff, then looked at shirou hopefully.

Altrouge : do you mean that ?

Shirou ( smiling ) : every word.

Zelretch : ( how remarkable, to see Ex - harem portaginist skill working infront of me, truly what an honor, it even works the black princess, is there anyone safe from it's affect ?).

The next thing that happened shocked everyone in the house, altrouge brunested kissed shirou on the lips.

Ciel fainted, aoka's jaw dropped, illya began pointing and screaming at shirou, sella and liz retreated to the kitchen, zelretch was taking pictures, while arcueid...

Arcueid : WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING TO MY SHIROU ?

Altrouge : well sister, I realized how charming shirou is, he is also powerful and kind so he is worthy of me , I decided to make him mine.

Arcueid : you can't have him, he is mine.

Altrouge : well he is mine now.
While hugging shirou from behind.

Arcueid not being able to take it anymore jumped on her sister and they began to fight.

Arcueid : you always wanted what was mine.

Altrouge : you always got what you want, now it is my turn.

Shirou seeing this sighed and turned and picked up fou.

Shirou : women are troublesome huh ?

Fou : fou..fou ( indeed they are. )

Shirou : want some food, we can watch them as entertainment, I have some beef and fish in the fridge , I can add a cup of wine to deal with the headache

Fou : fou ( now you're speaking my langugae ).
While jumping on shirou's soldier.

After making the food for the two of them, shirou and fou watched the two sisters fighting in the living room, unfourtunetly the other girls were somehow drawn into the battle and it became a last woman standing battle.

After having finished their meal and a match of chess where shirou was somehow defeated by fou, who then demanded a rematch only to lose again making him cry in the corner while fou began to drink more wine.

After an hour, the screaming and fighting was getting old and shirou decided to stop it, stepping in he saw the house was a mess. With a vain on his forhead shirou brought out a shinai and walked into the room.

Shirou : hey girls..

The girls looked up before *smack**smack**smack**smack*...

The girls all sported huge bumps on their head and were now forced to kneel infront of shirou.

Aoka (tearfully) : shirou why...

Shirou : look around you.

Turning around the girls paled when they saw holes in the walls as well as broken furniture and tables.

Ciel : oops, sorry.

Shirou : as punishment you will all have to clean up the house without magic.

Arcueid : but you can restore everything in a second.

Shirou : what part of punishment do you not understand, and to make sure you do all the work, I will not cook anything until you finish.

The girls minus altrouge starred at shirou in horror.

Aoka : you wouldn't...

Shirou : trust me I would, so you better get to cleanning, oh don't think I forgot about you girls spying on me earlier, as punishment you will be doing all the chores in the house for a month and you are banned from using the tv , your phones and the computer, liz no more sweets for you too.

Illya : but shirou

Shirou : no buts, this is your punishment unless you want me to to stop cooking and ground you all for a year.

The girls minus altrouge quickly jumped and began to clean the house.

Altrouge : is the house always this lively ?

Shirou : yes, it is a bother ,but it keeps life intresting.

Altrouge : sorry about the mess.

Shirou : no worries, they would have destroyed the house anyways.

Altrouge : you are very intresting emiya, I will keep an eye on you.

Shirou : wow, I did not know the black princess was a stalker. Zeltrech you should educate your grand daughters.

Zeltrech : I tried, I don't know where they get their bad habbits from.

Altrouge ( flustered ) : I am not a stalker, I meant I will observe you.

Shirou : that's the definition of stalking princess.

Altrouge : you are so annoying.

Shirou : thanks, it's a gift.

Altrouge : cath pluge come here ,we are leaving.

When the beast did not come, altrouge looked for him only to see him passed out surrounded by wine bottles.

Altrouge : fou, how many times must I tell you not to drink, remmember when you woke up in vegas surrounded by women cuddling you, or the time you were captured and put for adoption in a dog shelter after you passed out.

Shirou : ( just how many women did fou's paws charm. )

Altrouge bid shirou farewell and left with fou, but not before giving shirou a peck on his cheek.

Shirou held the place were altrouge kissed him and then spoke

Shirou : my life is so weird.

The end

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