Chapter 21 : Beach Day

It was another day in the emiya house, everyone was at home since it was summer and school has ended but there was a problem.

Illya : it's so hot.

Aoka : I agree, the heat is killing me.

Arcueid : shirou do something or I will.

Shirou : arcueid no manipulating the weather because it's too hot.
While reading a book.

Sella : well I am sure I can make us all something to cool us up.

Unfortunetly for sella the door was blown open revealing archer,rin and luvi being dragged by saber nero.

Nero : hello everyone, It is I nero the emperor of rome.

Rider : pipe it down, it's too hot here.

Lancer : even the underworld is colder.

Medea : if the gods were not dead I am sure it woyld be divine punishment on me.

Nero : that is why I nero have brought you a wonderful idea, let us go to the beach.

Archer : that is....a good idea.

Rin : yeah that is weird.

Nero : are you saying my ideas are bad usually.

Luvia : yes, most are destructive and have no common sense.

Shirou : I agree with nero, this will be good.

Arcueid : let's go.

Ciel : it could be fun.

Time skip

The group arrived at fyuuki water park in a group and got stares from the people, kiritsuga chose to stay home and enjoy his time alone.

The girls went to change leaving archer and shirou alone.

Shirou : so how are you enjoying your new life ?

Archer : pretty well, I openned a restaurant and it's doing pretty well.

Shirou : what about your relationship with nero ?

Archer : pretty well, though she can be troublesome, but she has a good heart and is like a freah breath of air and I am used to being dragged around by women  so nothing new.

Shirou : let me guess, rin.

Archer : got it in one and between you and me, I dated  aoka's sister before I died.

Shirou : my condolences, also don't tell aoka, she spends most of the time complaining about her sister.

Archer : I feel sorry for you, you have a giant hell in the form of these girls that live with you and about aoka's sister, that is between us.

Shirou : any advice for dealing with the girls.

Archer : don't argue with them and try to seperate them into different rooms so they don't gang up on you.

Shirou : good idea.

Rin : hey what are you guys talking about ?

Shirou/Archer : nothing.

The girls looked at them suspiciously but let it go.

Arcueid : hey shirou what do you think of our swim suits.

Ciel : hope you like them.

Rider : I think it is weird what the humans of this era wear.

Lancer : this is so revealing. I feel this is something ishtar would wear.

Nero : relax ladies, we are showing our beuty and fenimanity.

Illya : I am happy I grew up or I would be embaressed to be between you girls.

Liz : unlike sella.

Liz : silence liz, how is it we are twins and yet you have a bigger chest.

Rin : relax we are here to have fun.

Luvia : indeed as tohsaka says, seems her brain is getting norishment unlike her breasts.

Rin : what did you say you damn cow ?
Begginning a fight.

Aoka : you two relax now.

Shirou : good thing lorelei is not here, she would scold them for the scene.

Aoka : meh, ice queen has some work in the clock tower, someone made quite a bit commotion when zelretch turned young again.

Shirou winced lorelei gave him quite an earful that he will never forget for causing her more work.

Shirou : she made sure I remmeber it quite well.

Ciel : well you pounded an appology into her, her moans echoed all over the house.

Shirou : need to make permenant silencing runes on my room.

Sella : kiritsuga would be very happy with that.

Medea : I will work on them.

Sakura : thank you medea.

Nero : so archer do you like my swimsuite ?

Archer : you look beutiful nero.
Smiling at his girlfriend.

Nero surprised archer by hugging him and choking him in her chest.

Nero : you are getting better at expressing yourself beloved and it is all thanks to me.

Archer tried to get out but nero's strength was superior to his, he did not want to die like this, he had a second life and did not want to waste it, though this death would not be so bad.

Luvia : let him go nero, you will kill him

Rin : yes those things will kill him.

Nero : archer never complains about them during our nights together.

Rin glared at archer making him sweat.

Rin : so you are a breast man.

Archer : don't just put words in my mouth and nero that is private.

Nero : you have nothing to be ashamed of, you are quite large and very pleasing, in fact I could sing praises about your techniques in bed.

All but nero : PLEASE DON'T.

Shirou : god help us , well mostly you archer

Archer : I think this is a punishment from alaya.

With alaya

Alaya : hey don't blame me for this.
While tasting a pie made by one of her counter guardians before spitting it out.

Alaya : this is rubbish, NEXT

Another counterguardian came and put his dish which yiealded the same results.

Alaya : NEXT, WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU MAKE A GOOD PIE.

RANDOM C.G : ma'am shouldn't we be saving humanity.

Alaya : FUCK HUMANITY  IT CAN TAKE CARE OF ITSELF UNTIL I GET A DECENT CHEF WHO CAN MAKE ME A GOOD PIE UNLIKE YOUR TRASH YOU ASIAN IDIOT.
( no offense to anybody)

C.G : umm, I am from England.

Alaya : I DON'T CARE NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND MAKE ME SOME GOOD FOOD.

The counter guardian was startled and ran away scared.

Alaya (crying) : come back emiya, I miss your cooking, I promise not to overwork you again, I want some good food... wahhh.
While bursting into more tears.

On the beach

Archer : for some reason I am very happy right now.

Shirou : and I feel I missed filming something really funny.

Ciel : nevermind your weird thoughts, it's time to have fun.

Sella : I already put a bounded fieald to repel any non magi.

Aoka : why would you do that ?

Shirou : because I am sure non of you will be able to conserve using magecraft in the open.

Rider : do you distraught us that much ?

Shirou : I had to explain to fuji nee why there was a statue of nero in our house last night after someone turned her to stone.

Rider looked away and whistled innocently, not her fault the roman would not leave her alone.

Nero : it's time for a competition. First up volley ball.

Shirou's harem : ( I will go with shirou )

Shirou : hey archer want to team up.

Archer : sure we men have to stick together.

Harem : ( too late )

Nero : the rest of us will choose our teams randomly.

Teams

Rin and luvia

Ciel and arcueid

Rider and sakura

Illya and sella

Lancer and liz

Medea and nero.

Shirou and archer.

With aoka as a referee.

1st match : rin and luvia vs illya and sella

Illya : ready to lose rin.

Rin : even with someone like eldefelt with me there is no way I will lose.

Luvia : that is my line Tohsaka.

Illya served the ball which was repelled by rin and then shot by luvia at high speeds using magic...into rin's face.

Luvia : oops, seems like I missed.

Rin : you did that on purpose.

Luvia : You must be immaginning things.

Rin and luvia began to argue.

Shirou : I don't think there is a team with a worst chemistry.

Archer : I will get some bandages.

At the end both were disqualafied for fighting and had to be bandaged due to their wounds.

2nd match

Lancer and liz vs shirou and archer.

Lancer : even if you are my master shirou, I will not have any mercy on you.

Shirou : do your best lancer.

Shirou served the ball at liz who ignored it making shirou score the first point.

Lancer : liz you should have repelled it.

Liz : I forgot.

Lancer : be ready next time.

The match continued the same way with liz forgetting forcing lancer to play a game of 2 vs 1 making her at a disadvantage and lossing at the end.

Ereshkigal fell to her knees and began to cry.

Ereshkigal : it's not fair, I had a bad teammate.

Shirou : don't worry, better luck next time.

Archer : this is our win.

3rd match sakura and rider vs nero and medea.

The match started with the ball being sent with the speed of a rocket at sakura making her dodge and for a crater to be formed.

Rider : have you no shame using your servant strength.

Nero : this match is a war and I will win it.

Medea : but if you want us to go easy on you we can oblige.

Rider clicked her teeth and threw the ball at them.

Rider : no need. Sakura let us win this.

Sakura : wait rider.

The next serve was intercepted by rider and then sakura shot the ball into the air and rider smacked it while in the air into the opponnent's fieald, only to be intercepted by medea and then hit by nero at sakura who could not dodge and was smacked by the ball.

Rider : you did that on purpose.

Nero : you have no proof.

Rider : LIAR.

Shirou : how horrible.

Archer : you said it

In the end the winner was medea and nero with sakura having to recieave medical attention.

The matches continued like that until both shirou and archer won, ciel and arcueid could not work together and lost and nero and medea defeated illya and sella but lost to shirou and archer.

Shirou : we won.

Nero : no need to be so smug.

Archer : don't worry nero, if there was a reward for the most enthusiastic person here, you would win.

Nero : thanks archer.

Shirou : well let's go for a swim.

The day went on as the group had fun with the biggest highlight being arcueid getting in a fight with a giant octopus that used magic that came out of nowhere.
( cough...ebon..cough )

But the day at the beach was less destructive than shirou thought and much more fun which was a win in his opinnion.

The group after a long day returned home tired and went to sleep.

The end

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