Special : Christmas of a Spider.

Both ciel and illya were resting with aoka and the other girls at home having come back home after a very long day at school.

Ciel : seriously what are the teachers doing giving us this much homework, how are we suppoused to rest and have fun during the holiday like they told us if they give us this much, I feelmore tired than when I hunted vampires.

Illya : that's what all teachers do, they tell you to relax on the break but give you a lot of homework while they go out and have fun.

Aoka : sucks to be you, you need to finish all that homework or shirou will be mad.

Sella : speaking of shirou, where is he and where is arcueid, I have not seen them this week.

Sella : leave the love birds they probably went out on a date.

Liz : she is just envious that she doesn't have anyone to be with.

Sella : I am a hommolicous, I don't need anyone, my job is to take care of the house.

Liz : you also can't attract anyone with that chest of yours.

Sella got mad and began to deliver kicks that were blocked by liz easily.

Aoka : atleast we have those two to keep us entertained.

The people in the room suddenly vanished.

In England.

Lorelei brothomeloi was tired, many nobles have been trying to bribe her with gifts in order to get closer to her and suck up to her, she snorted, fools it is as if they forgot who she is, she could get anything she wanted anytime she wanted, but what she wants now is a break from the paperwork she is doing.
Lorelei closed her eyes before she vanished in a flash.

With luvia

Luvia was depressed, she could not go back home for the holiday since her parents were  busy and shirou was not picking up his phone, she wondered where he was before dissapearing in a flash.

In a private room, zeltertch was annoying altrouge with some stories about his latest seduction attempt , hey he just returned to his younger form and has not gotten laid in a long time, so give him a break. The black princess wondered when the torture would end and where exactly was primate murder, he has dissapeared and she was starting to worry.

Zelretch : so I entered the cafe and was immedietly drawn to the skirt the woman was wearing, you should have seen it, it was so short I can practically see her panties, so I put on some of my old charm and...

He could not continue because he dissapeared .

Altouge : FINALLY, OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, THANK YOU FOR ENDING THIS...

She did not finish as she too dissapeared.

In marvel

The mood on christmas was depressing to say the least , tony stark has had the brilliant idea of hosting a party and inviting every hero there is, it would have been a good idea if he did not invite some people who did not get along like daredevil and punisher or carol and rougue, many heroes were glaring at each other.

Susan who came with her kids,jonny and ben while reed was still at home doing his experiments sighed while drinking.

Susan : this is a disaster.

Jonny : you're telling me, stark is an idiot.

Franklin and valerie were sad, during this time of year, their uncle would dress up as santa and bring them gifts and tell them stories, this year he was not here.

Franklin : I miss uncle peter, he would have made this fun.

Valerie : me too, I wish I can see him.

In another part of the mansion we can see both barton and tony on the ground beaten up, they have tried to pull many women under the mistletoe, but were severly beaten up by the women especially barton who got beaten by jessica when he tried to kiss her.

The mentioned woman was drinking with carol and natasha to drown her sorrows.

Natasha : stark is an idiot.

Carol : tell me about it, he brought enemies under one roof.

Jessica : I miss peter, he would come to my home on christmas and play with gerry and we would eat together like a family.

The somber mood was interupted when the tvs in all the mansion turned on and the man who has been humiliating them was seen, a shudder went up their spine thinking what he wants.

Ebon : we interupt your lame party to show you what a real party looks like, behold the christmas party of the spider.

On shirou planet

We can see a beutiful christmas decorated palace, it was covered in snow and light bulbs.

Inside was a massive ballroom decorated in beutiful jewlery, it had food, songs and entertainment.

The people who dissapeared suddenly appeared on top of each other.

Illya : where are we ?

Aoka : keep your guard up.

Lorelei : vampire was this all your doing?

Zelretch : not me, I was telling altrouge here a story of my conquest, in fact let me tell you all...

Altrouge : not the time.

Suddenly a voice came from top of the stairs amd they looked up and saw shirou with a christmas hat and bag, along with arcueid dressed as a female santa and fou with a christmas hat.

Ciel : shirou is that you ?

Shirou : for today I am shirou santa  lily  and my assistant arcueid santa and our reindeer fou.

Arcueid : hello everyone and merry christmas.

Fou : fou

Luvia : shirou what are we doing here ?

Shirou : well everyone was feeling down, so since today is our first christmas together, I wanted to give you all a night you will never forget.

With marvel

Everyone's jaws were on the ground seeing who they recognized as peter from last time, but what surprised them is how young he was.

Logan : damn bub got deaged.

Jonny : he is a little shota.

Tony : what I want to know is who are those beutiful ladies ?

Deadpool : no matter the place or the time, peter will always be a surrounded by women.

Julia : where is he, even I can't locate him.

Steve : well his party looks better than ours.

Tony : HEY !

Franklin : I want a pet like fou. He is so cute.

Valerie : I want one too , but what is he ?

The women on the other hand stared at shirou for some time, before unholy thoughts began to enter their mind seeing how small and cute he looked, all the women had to cover their nosses to prevent blood from flowing from their dirty thoughts.

Carol *blushing*: (oh my god, he looks so cute and innocent and so molestable ).

Jessica  : ( I want to hug him, kiss him and keep him chained in my room and have fun with him ).

Susan*blushing* : ( Remember susan peter is now a child, a cute, innocent looking child that you want to tie in bed and go ara-ara on him all day ).

Natasha *red face breathing heavily* : ( breath natasha, all you have to do is find him, kidnap him and then take him to russia and tie him up, and mommy him then rape him till he gets you pregnant ).

felecia : ( my little spider is so cute now, I just want to hold him and let him suck on my breasts and give him kisses all day and spoil him ).

Each women began to plot how to kidnap peter and have their way with him.

With shirou.

Shirou suddenly felt a chill run up his spine, but he ignored it.

Aoka : sounds fun. Let's do it.

Lorelei : seems like a waste of...

Shirou : did I mention that prizes and gifts include material not found on Earth and extinct phantasmal species and weapons that can kill apostle's in one shot, as well as potions never seen before from the age of gods.

In marvel

Jones : lucky all we got is some junk and bad food.

Tony : hey that junk as you call it is the new stark phone.

Luke : it is defective and wont turn on.

Jonny : mine has a broken screen.

Carol : mine has a broken camera.

Tony : ok ok , they might have some stiches, but they call well, see.
Tony dialed a number and pressed call, the phone gave a few beeps before exploading.

Seeing this everyone threw their stark phones to the trash afraid of what might happen.

With shirou

Lorelei : on second thought, I think I can stay here and have fun.

Altrouge : please as if you would be able to win any competetion against me.

Lorelei : are you challenging me vampire ?

Altrouge : what if I am, you third rate magus.

Before either could attack, they were seperated by a force fieald.

Arcueid : before starting it must be said that any form of violence is an automatic disqualifacation.

Lorelei : you got lucky.

Alrouge : same can be said to you.

Luvia : well I was bored and this seems fun.

Sella : it is better than doing nothing.

Arcueid quickly approached the women so the men can't hear.

Arcueid : and the winner gets a special night with shirou all to themselves.

The women's eyes widened before preparing their magecraft, wills and bodies for the win, their eyes shinned with power and desire to win.

Shirou : ok first game is laser tag, when you are hit a small zap will be felt, the palace is the battle fieald , don't worry about damage , eveything will return to normal after the fight, you have 5 minutes to split up, the duration is 30 minutes, alliances are accepted,but remmember only one winner is selected, the prize is this ring called twilight healing, it can heal all physical injuries, it comes from the age of the gods.

The teams all began to split, lorelei took luvia who could not argue with her to their base to set up defenses, aoka and ciel teamed up together determined to win, zelretch was dragged by altrouge, while illya got liz and sella.

With luvia and lorelei

Lorelei : listen girl, I will not lose to that vampire, especially an artifact that heals all wounds from the age of the gods, so you better not drag us down or I will have your head.

Luvia(scared) : yes ma'am.

Outside the room was guarded by ghosts and spirits along with a bounded fieald to tell where the enemies are if they approach.

The time began and the teams began to search for one another, aoka and ciel decided to forge an alliance with illya's group knowing that there is no way lorelei would team up with vampires.

They spotted lorelei down the stairs and pointed their guns at her and shot, lorelei was shocked to feel  small zaps meaning that she has been shot, looking up she saw the group who began to retreat.

Lorelei : cowards, striking from behind, this insult will not stand.

Lorelei aimed a wind blast and shot it at the pillars causing the group to be exposed and shot all of them while taking cover with luvia who supported her.

The group did not notice zelretch and altrouge floating and aiming at them before they were shot multiple time.

Altouge : this is too easy.

The group looked around to see who was firing before spotting zelretch.

Aoka : HEY PRINCESS WANT TO TEAM UP AND BEAT THOSE VAMPIRES.

lorelei : while I normally don't accept help, I will accept this once.

The 3 groups united attacked the vampires who were now at a disadvantage, the vampires quickly teleported out of the way after being shot multiple times.

Seeing the time almost finished ,Aoka suddenly felt a pain from behind, looking back she saw it was illya.

Aoka (shocked ) : illya how could you, I thought I was your friend.

Illya : all is fair in love and war.

Seeing the betrayal, it was every woman for herself. Allies became enemies as eveyone shot at each other till time finished.

The group were teleported and all the wreckage was fixed.

Shirou : time is up, the winner of this battle is ...
The girls were chanting me in their heads.

Shirou : luvia. Congratulations.

All but luvia : WHAT , THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

shirou : it is, while she did not hit as much as the others, she got hit the least. Good strategy luvia.

Luvia : thank you sherou, it was nothing.

Luvia took twilight healing infront of everyone who was seething in anger at the loss.

With avengers

Franklin/valerie : THAT WAS SO COOL, I WANT TO DO THAT.

jonny : got to admit , it was awesome.

With shirou

Lorelei : ( so I was betrayed, I will have revenge ).

Ciel/aoka : next time I will win.

Shirou : the next game is painting, everyone will draw themselves and the best picture will be chosen by me, arcueid and zelretch as judges, the prize is a secret.

With marvel

Clint : that sounds so borring.

Susan : it sounds fun, not everything has to have explosions.

With shirou

The group began beg to paint each and soon the results were shown ciel's picture was decent, aoka was like a five year old, sella and liz did well, illya was cartoonish, altrouge flunked so bad at this, while lorelei was perfect.

Shirou : the winner is lorelei.

Aoka : how are you so good at painting ?

Lorelei : a barthomeloi is expected to be perfect in everything they do. Now what is my prize.

Aoka : eveything but being humble .

Shirou : to see your prize we must step outside.

The group went outside and shirou pointed at the stars, they were surprised to see a constillation that showed lorelei.

Shirou : behold the lorelei constillation, the prize of the winner.

The group's jaw dropped, up in the stars they could see a constellation that resembled lorelei.

Altrouge : oh great, now I have to see her ugly face when I look at the stars.

Lorelei on the other hand stared wide eyes at her face in the stars, she could say that she won a big prize.

Lorelei : seems like my image will forever exist, as expected of me.

Zelretch : ok, better not let her win again or else she will never stop boasting.

With marvel

The group had their jaws on the ground, they did not expect such a prize.

Franklin : that is so cool.

Tony : I want my face in the stars, I deserve it.

Natasha : shut it stark, but how did peter get those powers.

With shirou

The group went inside, and everyone in the contestants were eager to win a prize, all the prizes till now have been great and they wanted one for themselves.

Shirou : the next contest will be a yugioh game equipped with holigrams.

Sella : seriously ?

Shirou : you know how hard it is to make up games, now each of you will choose a random deck.

To make things short, illya won having summoned exodia every turn on her first draw, everyone said it was cheating but technically she did not break the rules so she won.

Illya : I win take that, so what is my prize.

Shirou : here is your prize, this small phantasmal creature. Take care of him.

Illya : he is soooo cute.

Luvia : I want to hug him.

Aoka : me too.

With marvel.

Franklin : I want a pickachuu

Susan : no kids.

Valerie : but mom..

Susan : I said no.

With shirou

Shirou : next is a game of chess.

The event was won by zelretch who had the most experience in chess.

Shirou : your prize is the space stone, it allows you to teleport anywhere you want in the universe.

Zelretch : well this will be useful.

Lorelei : I am scared about the things he will do.

In marvel

Heroes : WTF.

Carol : how does peter have the space stone.

Jessica : and he gave it away as a prize.

Squiral girl : well his gifts are unique.

With shirou

Shirou : next is archery.

The competition was fiearce but at the end the winner was aoka.

Aoka : now give me my prize.

Shirou : here you go.
Pulling out a dagger, he handed it to her.

Aoka : a dagger , that's it ?

Shirou : it allows you to go back in time, 1 minuite to the past.

Aoka : oh well that's better.

Shirou : next competiton is a curry eating contest.

Ciel : did you say curry.

Aoka : we already lost.

Luvia : what do you mean ?

Liz : you will see.

To say it was a slaughter would be an understatment. Ciel kept eating even when she won.

Lorelei : how can she eat that much ?

Altrouge : my stomach is hurting just by seeing her.

Sella : is the curry burning ?

Zelretch : I am sweating just by looking at it.

Shirou : ciel wins.

Ciel : oh what do I win ?

Shirou : you win the real holy grail.

Girls : WHAT ?

ciel : shirou the church has been searching for this since it was founded. How did you find it.

Flashback

In a dark alley.

Shirou : you got what I want.

Ebon : yes what about you.

Shirou : I did. Here you go.

Both exchanged items and after seeing it was legit left, openning his package Ebon saw pictures of naked tigra , magik, hela and frigga.

Ebon : worth it.

End flashback

Shirou : I have connections.

Lorelei : if the church found out about this, they would revolt and declare war to get it.

Aoka : better keep it safe ciel.

With shakey hands ciel took the holy object afraid of dropping it.

In marvel

Nightcrawler : my god, the real holy grail. God bless you spiderman.

Logan : just what kind of connections does peter have ?

Jessica : I feel my gifts are not up to par.

With shirou

Shirou : next event is hair brading.

The girls enjoyed the event, but the winner was luvia (seriously have you seen her hair ).

Shirou : the winner is luvia.

Luvia : what do I win ?

Shirou : you win the cloack of levitation, it allows you flight and is sentinent and remmember only dry clean.

Luvia : not my color but will do.

In marvel

Strange : how does he have my cloak ?

Clea : it's always the cloak, why don't you marry it?

Strange : can we not discuss this now.

Clea : it's always later with you. Never there and always busy for our dates.

Strange : I am busy.

Clea : yea, with your boy band with stark and other illuminati members, well guess what, we are done.

Leaving the complex.

Strange : fine be that way, she will come back to me, I know it.

With shirou

The day continued and everyone was having fun and winning prizes, sella got kitchen supplies and liz got candy boxes, then they went on to eat food made by shirou which meant it was delicious.

Finally everyone went to bed, shirou himself got ready to sleep when he saw the door open, but was speechless at the sight he saw. It was arcueid, altrouge ,ciel, aoka, sella , lorelei and liz all wearing revealing outfits.

(No images better )

In marvel

Jonny : peter you lucky bastard.

Logan : I always knew he was good with the ladies,but this is too much.

Tony : stupid spider, what does he have that I don't.

Steve : a sound mind,looks, good manners, a heart, humbleness.

The women on the other hand were seething in anger.

Women : ( that's our shota).

Susan : tony do something right for once in your life and build a portal to get peter.

Tony : I can't.

Anya : what about you julia ?

Julia : sorry I can't.

Hope : for once in your life, can you stop being useless.

Julia : hey !

Franklin : no she can't.

With shirou

Shirou (scared) : girls what are you doing ?

Aoka : oh we just wanted to give you your present.

Lorelei : you have given us the best night of our lives, now we will do the same.

Sella : it is our job as your maids to take care of all your needs.

Ciel : you did give me the best gift I can ever get and that is my mortality.

Aoka : I wanted to fuck you for a long time.

Altrouge : I will not let my sistet beat me.

Arcueid : enjoy your present shirou.

Shirou : can I atleast take my grown up form ?

Women : No

What followed next is the rape of a young shota shirou, the girls slept with happy smiles on their faces mummbling about santa sama. While shirou slept between exhausted naked bodies.

With marvel

The crowd who saw everything was frozen at what they had seen.

Ebon : and that ladies and gentlemen is how the spuder spent christmas. Till next time losers.

The screens went off.

Logan : I don't know about you, but I need to get drunk to forget what I saw

Jonny : my pride as a man got hit, count me in.

One by one the men joined wanting to forget what they saw.

The women on the other hand went to a room and were kneeling infront of an alter with the picture of christmas shirou lily muttering how they will get him,love him and rape him as well one day.

The End.

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