Volume 1, Chapter 3

Why?

Why did she have such an expression of utter loathing when she mentioned the ‘Male Lead’? What was the situation?

Fan Yumo tilted his head in confusion.

However,

Just as Fan Yumo was wondering, the silver-haired girl seemed to think of something. As if struck by a sudden realization, she clapped her hands together.

“Right, speaking of the leads! I just remembered something! I need to add some extra insurance!!”

Hearing this, Fan Yumo’s brow furrowed instantly.

“What? Insurance? What kind of insurance?”

“Emmm, well, since you are a man, after all, I have to make sure you won’t have any, uh, ‘naughty ideas’ toward my—I mean, the ‘Female Lead’. I need to perform some modifications first!”

As she spoke,

The silver-haired girl’s eyes narrowed slightly. Her mischievous gaze gradually drifted toward Fan Yumo’s lower half, sending an immediate shiver down his spine. Strands of silver-white light abruptly gathered at the tip of the girl’s slender index finger.

“Mo… mo… modifications?!”

Noticing the silver-haired girl’s gaze, Fan Yumo couldn’t help but feel a wave of skin-crawling dread. He instinctively curled up and retreated, staring at the girl before him with a look of extreme caution.

Although he wasn’t sure exactly what these ‘modifications’ she spoke of entailed, Fan Yumo’s intuition told him he had to stop her.

Otherwise,

He was afraid he would lose something very important.

After a moment of hesitation, the youth couldn’t help but shout,

“Hey!! Can I object to this?! I feel like nothing good is going to come of it!”

However,

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Fan Yumo was, in the end, just an ordinary high school graduate; his resistance was utterly meaningless.

The silver-haired girl had no intention of answering his question. Instead, she slowly raised her hand and lightly snapped her fingers. A ripple of silver-white light suddenly surged through this void-like space.

After being bathed in that silver light,

Fan Yumo suddenly trembled. A wave of sleepiness, a sensation he hadn’t felt in a long time, abruptly struck his heart, blurring his consciousness and leaving him in a faltering state.

“What… exactly… is going… on??”

No matter how much Fan Yumo resisted, he was powerless against this drowsiness.

Ultimately, the youth closed his eyes and fell into a deep, quiet slumber, his Soul Body drifting aimlessly within that pitch-black space.

Seeing this, the silver-haired girl smiled faintly and slowly floated over to Fan Yumo. Her sensory awareness began to scan the youth’s body.

Looking at the sleeping boy, the girl nodded with satisfaction.

“Hmm, it’s rare to find someone with such high compatibility. This is good; not many adjustments are needed. By slightly altering his Soul Wave Frequency, he should be able to merge smoothly with that seed.”

She seemed to be talking to herself, yet also as if she were communicating remotely with someone else.

Then,

The girl’s lovely eyes slowly narrowed, and a pair of mysterious golden runes gradually emerged within them.

“But, sorry, little Yumo. Just to be safe, I still have to perform ‘a bit’ of modification on your body.”

Before her voice even faded,

A vast amount of golden energy erupted from the girl’s body, instantly dyeing the dim world around them gold. Under the girl’s command, that infinite energy flooded into Fan Yumo’s body in an instant.

Along with the power came the relevant Trial Missions the girl had prepared in advance, as well as necessary instructions for controlling the power.

As the golden light continued to pour in, the appearance of Fan Yumo’s Soul Body gradually began to undergo some ‘subtle’ changes.

In response,

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A mischievous, wicked grin gradually appeared on the girl’s face.

“Oh well, regardless, I hope everything goes smoothly for you~ Also, don’t try to stop the trials~”

Since Fan Yumo fell into that long-awaited sleep, an unknown amount of time had passed.

The strange sound of birds chirping gradually caused the slumbering Fan Yumo to regain consciousness. Overall, however, the youth was still in a daze, feeling as if his brain was turned to mush, much like being crushed by a bikini-clad muscular man performing a Mt. Tai body slam.

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Hmm?

I… where am I? I think I just… fell asleep? And now…

Right! The deal?! And that modification thing?!

Me?

Wait?!

This sound?! Is it an owl?!

Once his consciousness reached this point, Fan Yumo jolted. The confusion in his mind was swept away, and his thoughts instantly became crystal clear!

In the next moment, the youth impatiently opened his eyes. What met his sight was a bright, clear moon and a sky full of beautiful stars!

There was no doubt about it,

This was no longer that pitch-black, empty, and eerie space from before!

He had left that godforsaken place!

In an instant, a wave of wild joy surged through his heart. His mood soared into the sky like it was fired from a Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ¹ Gintama reference. there’s nothing to explain, look it up yourself , reaching a peak of excitement! After being trapped in that dark, claustrophobic, and bizarre space for so long, the exhilaration of regaining freedom was something an ordinary person could never understand.

In his state of ecstasy,

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Fan Yumo instinctively wanted to leap up and cheer, to share the boundless joy in his heart with this brand-new world.

“Great! I’m out! …Huh??”

However,

In the very next instant, Fan Yumo’s skyrocketing mood suddenly took a nosedive like a roller coaster reaching its peak and plunging straight down, and waiting for him below was a lake of bone-chilling ice…

From heaven to hell in a single moment.

At this time,

Fan Yumo was shocked to discover,

Not only was he unable to make a sound, but his body wouldn’t move at all.

No,

Strictly speaking, right now, he didn’t have a body at all…

Unsurprisingly, Fan Yumo froze on the spot, his “gaze” blankly taking in his brand-new “body”.

What the actual hell.

“What the hell is this again?!”

….

….

….

Just like before, every time something lucky happened, Fan Yumo would soon encounter something unlucky. Meeting that mysterious silver-haired girl and getting out of that godforsaken ‘celestial prison’ was undoubtedly an extremely lucky thing.

However,

After coming out, Fan Yumo discovered a very serious problem!

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Look,

Fan Yumo had read plenty of novels about people transmigrating as a Villain Boss. If not becoming a Demon Lord or a Monster Emperor with a perfect appearance, great strength, and a harem of thousands ² too generic of a description to figure out what these references are , then at least he could have been a certain ‘phallus-less’ skeleton or a Slime ³ Overlord and Tensura respectively .

And even lower than that, he could have become a bloodthirsty, terrifying magical beast and then slowly leveled up to become a Villain Boss…

Fan Yumo had imagined all sorts of Villain Boss types.

However,

He never would have expected,

That this bullshit Villain Boss the silver-haired girl arranged for him wasn’t even a living creature! Instead, he was a bizarre building situated in the middle of a creepy forest of giant trees—unable to speak and, even more so, unable to move!!

Feeling the deathly silence surrounding him, Fan Yumo’s mind collapsed. If he had arms and legs right now, he probably would have been flying into a rage.

Dammit!

Are you sure you’re letting me be the Villain Boss and not the boss’s house?!

What the hell is this!

In his fury, Fan Yumo didn’t hesitate to offer a certain silver-haired girl his most sincere Zuan-style greetings in his heart.

However,

Things had already reached this point; no amount of cursing would help.

Thus,

He could only silently accept this tragic reality and begin to parse the memories and missions the girl had stuffed into his brain.

And so,

Without closing his eyes once, time flew by. Five hundred years passed just like that…