Volume 2, Chapter 10 – You’re F*cking Kidding Me!!
Volume 2, Chapter 10 – You’re F*cking Kidding Me!!
Inside the small wooden cabin in the eastern Deepwinter Forest.
At this moment, Li Yu had already hurriedly arrived in her mother’s room with her husky-fied sister, as the “scream” Yumo let out earlier had made them quite uneasy… Then, when Li Yu and the other saw the scene in the room, they predictably froze on the spot, turning into statues…
Ah, this… what exactly is the situation?!
‘What on earth is going on?!’ Li Yu couldn’t help but roar frantically in her heart!
At this time, Yumo was kneeling on the beast-skin rug, while a certain silver-haired girl with a brilliant smile was happily lying on her mother’s lap, affectionately rubbing against her mother’s fair, tender thighs…
‘I’m so jealous, I want to as well…’
‘Wait?! No! This isn’t the time to be jealous! This-what is with this woman?!’
After seeing this scene, Li Yu was practically struck dumb by the shock, and as for Li Mo beside her… Well, never mind, this one was already a dummy… (Li Mo: Believe it or not, I’ll bite you?!)
Li Yu’s brow couldn’t stop twitching frantically.
‘What is this female lead doing?! Just a few hours ago, she was pointing weapons at mother! Why is she hugging mother so affectionately now?! And what happened to being unconscious? Stop doing f cking sit-ups already! Saibok, f ck you!’
The gray-haired girl couldn’t help but let out a hysterical roar in her heart, even resorting to the crude language she usually hated to touch. Her small hand, which was holding down the little white wolf’s back to prevent Li Mo from acting impulsively, unintentionally exerted a bit too much force…
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This suddenly caused the little white wolf to let out a pitiful wail, looking at her sister with an innocent face.
“Awooo! Ow, ow, ow!” (Why are you pinching me! It hurts, hurts, hurts!)
Unfortunately, Li Yu had no time to care about her silly sister’s protest right now, as her emerald eyes were locked onto the silver-haired girl. Watching the girl’s intimate actions with her mother, a spark of jealousy suddenly ignited in Li Yu’s heart.
As the saying goes, anger rises from the heart, and evil grows from the gut!
In her displeasure, the Shadow Essence within Li Yu’s body began to stir uncontrollably, but fortunately, among those of the demon king tier, Li Yu’s self-control was considered quite strong. After a moment of internal struggle, she successfully stabilized her emotions. After all, her mother was still watching, and it truly wouldn’t do to be impulsive… She had to endure…
After suppressing the urge to roar, Li Yu’s expression returned to its usual calm, and a well-behaved, sensible smile appeared on her pretty face. “Um, Mother, what… what is going on? Why is she suddenly clinging to you like that?”
“Awooooo!” The little white wolf beside her chimed in. Even though she had entered “stupid mode”, Li Mo still instinctively gritted her teeth and let out a series of threatening low growls when she saw someone else getting intimate with her mother.
Looking at Li Yu’s confused expression and the little white wolf’s bared teeth, Yumo sighed helplessly. To be honest, she wasn’t too sure herself. Even though she had asked Saibok again, it still felt unreliable…
“Sigh, I’m not sure either. According to that guy Saibok, this is something called the Heraze Trance Phenomenon.”
“Huh? What… what the heck is that?”
“It… it seems to be a term in soulology. It says that, um… basically, people whose soul power is exhausted might wake up during the recovery period and inexplicably fall into a state of childification. Anyway, it’s an extremely low-probability event…”
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“Child… childification? In other words, this girl’s current mental state is like that of a child?” Li Yu looked at Mengxi with a strange expression.
To this, Yumo sighed again. “Yes, she’s no different from a child.”
As she spoke, Yumo gently brushed aside Mengxi’s silver hair and lightly stroked the girl’s soft, fair face. Feeling Yumo’s caress, Mengxi, who was lying on Yumo’s lap enjoying the knee pillow, slowly opened her eyes. She blinked and looked at Yumo curiously, her eyes filled with innocence and kindness, like a clear mirror that made one involuntarily feel a sense of pity and love.
“What’s wrong, Big Sister Yumo?” Mengxi raised her head and asked in a lovely, melodious voice that sounded like a trickling stream.
The moment she heard those words, Yumo felt her heart melting. “No… it’s nothing. It’s just, my lap might be uncomfortable. Why don’t you sleep on the bed instead, Mengxi? It’s more comfortable there.”
Hearing this, Mengxi’s small mouth immediately pouted, and she put on an unhappy expression at a visible speed, shaking her head vigorously. “No! No! Big Sister Yumo’s lap is more comfortable!” As she spoke, she stubbornly lay back down on Yumo’s lap like a spoiled child.
“See? She’s just like a child now…” Yumo waved her hand, looking at Li Yu with an innocent face.
At this, Li Yu could no longer stop herself from gritting her teeth, and the veins on her forehead were practically bulging! From the moment she entered her mother’s room, Li Yu felt her blood pressure rising continuously! Now, it was almost at the breaking point! Her brow twitched frantically; in several hundred years, she felt like she had never been this frustrated!
‘You woman! What the hell?! You actually called mother “Big Sister”?! Who is your sister! Don’t go around making random family connections! Also, if you call mother “Big Sister”, then won’t you f*cking be a whole generation higher than us?! How could that be allowed! No! I cannot accept this!’
In her anger, Li Yu once again unintentionally applied force with her right hand, pinching Li Mo until she shrieked for the second time! This caused the little white wolf to look at her sister with a face full of terror, instinctively shrinking and hiding in the corner of the room.
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Several question marks appeared over Yumo’s head. “Li Mo, is something wrong?”
“No! Mother, don’t worry about that for now!” Li Yu stepped directly in front of Yumo and asked solemnly, “Mother, even if this woman has regressed to a child, you can’t let her call you ‘Big Sister’!”
“Uh, if not ‘Big Sister’, then what should she call me?”
“Of course she should call you Lady Yumo! Also, the power inside this child is very dangerous! Mother, don’t let her get so close to you!”
“Uh…”
‘This girl is serious…’
Meeting her daughter’s serious emerald eyes and hearing Li Yu’s slightly agitated words, Yumo was at a loss for words for a moment. After hesitating, Yumo slowly raised her hand and patted her daughter’s small head, gently comforting her. “It’s okay. This child doesn’t have a single trace of holy magic left in her right now; she can’t hurt me.”
‘Well, even if she did, with her current strength, she couldn’t possibly hurt me…’ Yumo commented inwardly.
“Besides, let’s forget about ‘Lady Yumo’ or anything like that. Just ‘Big Sister’ is fine, it’s quite nice.”
“But… but!”
“Alright now, Li Yu, be good~”
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“Wuuu…”
“Sigh.”
After a round of head-patting comfort from Yumo, Li Yu finally returned to being calm and lowered her head silently, no longer making a fuss. Seeing this, Yumo finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Actually, while it was a bit awkward for the female lead to call her Big Sister, it was at least better than the other title, right? Recalling how Mengxi had initially kept hugging her and calling her “Mama” and saying she wanted milk, Yumo couldn’t help but shudder, her heart feeling incredibly complicated. Now that she had finally coaxed Mengxi into being satisfied, Big Sister it is. It’s just a title; it doesn’t matter…
The key question was, what exactly should be done now? How should she handle this childified female lead? Looking at the night sky that was gradually enveloping the forest outside the window, Yumo felt incredibly torn…
Li Yu, opposite her, was in much the same state. The gray-haired girl stared thoughtfully at the floor. The room fell into a brief state of dead silence, and even the usually active little white wolf curled up in the corner, quietly watching her mother and sister without understanding what was happening.
‘Meowoo~’
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While Yumo and the others were all lost in thought, no one noticed that the silver-haired girl lying on Yumo’s lap had an imperceptibly slight curl at the corners of her mouth…