Chapter 80: Road Rage

If Queen Huang knew who the person being saved was, it would be equivalent to exposing a weakness.

Chen Fengshi knew this was very inappropriate, but, he couldn’t just not save Juzi because of this, right?

“As a partner, I will try my best,” Queen Huang said, acting full of goodwill, but, Chen Fengshi knew that this could completely be explained as, even if she knew it was not feasible, she still wanted to take the opportunity to figure out who he wanted to save.

Finally, Queen Huang added: “Although I haven’t encountered this kind of situation before, I think your idea is very good, and the feasibility is very high. If regular cells cannot save her, I am willing to sacrifice a Level-Nine Core.”

Chen Fengshi felt that he could not appear too eager; the more importance he showed, the more hidden dangers he was creating for the future, so he looked at Little An and asked her, pretending to be calm: “What do you think?”

Little An understood his thoughts tacitly, pretended to hesitate carefully for a moment, and said: “Let’s wait and see. Since there is no life-threatening danger for the time being, it’s not too late to try this method after confirming that regular methods are ineffective. After all, our cooperation with the Fungal Demon hasn’t been made public yet. If our companions found out suddenly without any preparation, it might cause trouble.”

Chen Fengshi looked indifferent, acting as if he would completely let Little An decide, and casually added: “You are the President, so of course you decide. I just thought about her original beauty and sexiness, and felt it would be a pity…”

“Oh?” Queen Huang seemed to have discovered a new continent, and interjected: “So you are interested in women?”

Chen Fengshi smiled dismissively and said: “What a stupid question! I’ve said before—I’m not interested in you, because in my eyes you are not a human woman, otherwise how about you let Little An try a naked sunbath? I guarantee I won’t even blink!”

Suddenly dragging the topic onto her, even though she knew perfectly well that Chen Fengshi was indirectly proving the reasonableness of his words, she still counterattacked: “Sure—if you blink, it will cost you your life?”

“If I blink—I’ll pay you a hundred thousand!” Chen Fengshi acted generously as if making a contract, but, of course, this couldn’t fool Little An, she sneered: “Even if I haven’t seen similar jokes, my IQ isn’t low enough to agree to let you watch for a hundred thousand.”

Chen Fengshi couldn’t help but laugh, yeah, he had always found the original joke quite interesting, but what impressed him the most was for another reason. “Don’t think it’s too ridiculous, in my junior year of college a friend really made a bet with this joke, and in the end he slept with a girl for three hundred bucks.”

Little An said with great disdain and mockery: “Very coincidentally, I know of an example from Xuancheng University: a woman had wanted to sleep with a certain man for a long time, one day that silly man told the joke, so the woman took the opportunity to play dumb and took the bait, not only successfully sleeping with the man, but also getting the money for free, successfully playing the role of a silly innocent. Which one do you think is the truth?”

Chen Fengshi was dumbfounded, he really hadn’t expected that there was such a version from the woman’s perspective…

Queen Huang stated her position very directly, pressing Little An’s shoulders, gazing at Chen Fengshi with a smile and saying: “Without a doubt, Little An’s version is the truth, men always think they are so smart, always forgetting that women are used to taking advantage and keeping quiet.”

Since it concerned a friend around him, Chen Fengshi carefully recalled various details, but the answer was still uncertain, the only question worth questioning was: “Afterward, the woman had no intention of maintaining the relationship, it didn’t seem like a long-premeditated plan, right? On the contrary, the man wanted to develop a romantic relationship, but was rejected by the woman with various feelings of being deceived, aggrieved, and angry.”

“That’s the key—that girl only did it because she heard from friends about how the guy was in bed, plus she coveted his handsome looks and wanted to try. When you men just want to play around, would you be willing to take responsibility? She slept with him, felt it wasn’t as good as she imagined, of course she wouldn’t want to continue developing the relationship.” Queen Huang rushed to explain, finally, seeing Little An’s obvious approval, she looked at Chen Fengshi with great sympathy and said: “So, a man who can resist seduction is just like a woman who takes the pure and innocent route in men’s eyes—visible but untouchable, so frustrating!”

Chen Fengshi fell silent, lost in thought… He suddenly felt that the bias brought by the male and female perspectives had prevented him from understanding the true relationship in the past. This kind of thinking made him raise a speculative question: “In that case, for women, are all kinds of men who are easily gotten, also like such women in our men’s eyes?”

“Of course, many people would like to play with such men, but few would like to keep them for the long term.” Little An said very indifferently, having already sent a message to Heiyang, asking him to arrange for people to come and conduct a detailed investigation, so she stood up and said: “Someone will take over later, let’s withdraw, we still have to be busy tonight.”

Queen Huang heard this, and asked happily: “Is your move against the Hong Tribe going smoothly? If you need help, I can have the Demon General help!”

This Queen Huang was quite proactive and enthusiastic. Originally Chen Fengshi was still pondering whether he should let her share some of the combat pressure, since they had a common enemy, there was no reason to let her reap the benefits without doing any work.

But, a joint operation was definitely not possible right now. Acting together would expose too much about the Demon Extermination Association, not to mention anything else, if Queen Huang found out that the Demon Extermination Association had been making such a fuss for so long, and only had four combat units with the Power of Life…

She would probably just sneer.

Chen Fengshi knew that the person coming to take over would definitely be Heiyang, who else could Little An actually use? Could she just let anyone know about these bizarre things?

So, they had to withdraw in advance, so that Queen Huang could not figure out at all how many people were taking over later. It looked like they needed underwater salvage, and digging up corpses from under the sand, which seemed to require a large group of people and equipment, as for the truth… of course they couldn’t let Queen Huang know.

On the drive back, Queen Huang sighed and complained in all sorts of ways.

“How about I help you look for clues? Otherwise, I’ll go back to the seaside to help salvage the car in the water? I can parasitize sea creatures, and get big fish to help!… Or else, I’ll help dig the sand? Maybe there are still places that haven’t been thoroughly explored that are burying important clues?… Hey! Can you guys pay attention to me?” Queen Huang proposed in various fancy ways.

But, Chen Fengshi and Little An ignored her completely, and she finally got angry. “We are partners! Why do you keep treating me like a prisoner? In that damn villa, there isn’t even a single mosquito or cockroach—the microorganisms in the water are all filtered completely clean! Loneliness can drive people crazy! You can’t treat a partner like this!”

Chen Fengshi still drove indifferently, Little An, who sat next to Queen Huang, casually took over the conversation: “You said it yourself, Fungal Demons are not human, and won’t go crazy.”

“…But I am now parasitizing a human body, feeling all the physiological and mental feelings of a human!” Queen Huang could only try to remedy the situation, but, Little An’s cold gaze, and Chen Fengshi’s focused driving attitude as if he couldn’t hear her, undoubtedly showed the futility of her remedial measures.

Watching the car get closer and closer to the villa that made her lonely and miserable, Queen Huang gave up her futile struggle, leaving only a final, pitiful plea. “At least, let’s have a good meal together, okay? I want to eat hotpot! The super numbing and super spicy kind!” After finishing, fearing that Little An would give her a customized meal, she hurriedly added: “I don’t want to eat alone! You guys have to eat too, right?”

She didn’t know if it was because she felt Queen Huang was pitiful, or because they had to eat anyway and it didn’t matter, but spicy and numbing food was also Little An’s favorite, she considered for a few seconds, nodded and said: “Fine—you have no problem with that, right?”

“Just worried it won’t be spicy enough, as for numbing—I think I can handle it.” Chen Fengshi also didn’t really care either way, even if Queen Huang was faking being pitiful, she had been clamoring for a long time, they always had to eat, satisfying her a bit wouldn’t hurt.

“Mala King! Let’s go, let’s go!” Queen Huang shouted happily, Little An checked the location, it was not within the Fungal Demon’s sphere of influence marked by the Mutual Aid Association, and it was an area with little foot traffic, it didn’t look like she was playing any tricks, so she agreed indifferently.

Chen Fengshi didn’t really want Queen Huang to decide the location, but, when it came to numbing and spicy hotpot restaurants, he… couldn’t think of a single one! He only knew purely spicy restaurants—originally he wanted to suggest letting Little An prepare it, but he figured she couldn’t have not thought of it, yet she didn’t say it, most likely she was worried about exposing some sensitive information, so he just went along with Queen Huang’s wish.

The car entered the city, Queen Huang rolled down the window, cheering all the way at the outside.

When overtaking other cars, she extended her middle finger at them, so arrogantly that Chen Fengshi wanted to stop the car and beat her up.

“Trying to pick a fight again? Do you still want to eat or not?” Chen Fengshi had suffered a loss once, of course he didn’t want it to happen again.

Letting Queen Huang draw aggro like this, sooner or later she would provoke someone with a bad temper.

“What are you afraid of? With this car, plus my looks, who would dare to start trouble?” Queen Huang was extremely dismissive, Chen Fengshi said angrily: “Even if you flew a plane, you could still run into someone who gets so angry they lose their mind and act recklessly, let alone in a car!”

“Are there really such people? I really need to see for myself!” Hearing this, Queen Huang extended her middle finger even more vigorously, feeling one hand wasn’t enough, she even stuck both hands out the window together. As a result, Chen Fengshi directly pulled the car over to the side of the road, then asked Little An to navigate: “Send this piece of trash back to the villa!”

“Seeing it another day is fine too, why do you have to flip the table at the drop of a hat? Life isn’t played like this.” Queen Huang sat up properly, and then instead lectured Chen Fengshi.

“With you—that’s exactly how it must be played.” Chen Fengshi truly felt this way, his emotional intelligence was not enough to play peaceful entanglement games with Queen Huang, so he could only use the method of flipping the table at every turn to firmly establish his position and attitude.

The car started moving again.

But—a white President suddenly changed lanes in front of their car.

Fortunately, Chen Fengshi had been keeping an eye on the rearview mirror, so braking and slowing down was not rushed, and there was no excessive forward inertia in the car.

After that car changed lanes in front of them, it changed back to the left, and quickly slowed down, just as it fell behind their car’s front, it suddenly accelerated forward, dangerously changing lanes again.

Then, it changed back to the left, and slowed down!

Great, Queen Huang really drew the aggro with her middle finger.

Chen Fengshi followed suit and slowed down, the speed of the two cars got slower and slower, so that the other car’s body had no chance to fall behind, going on like this, in the end they could only stop, but Chen Fengshi was in the side lane.

Little An watched with great anger, and said hatefully: “Why slow down? Accelerate! Just ram right into them!”

Queen Huang, fearing the fire wouldn’t burn hot enough, hurriedly agreed: “Ram them! It serves them right if they die!”