Chapter 301: Xu's Paradise Adventure [Extra 1]

First: This extra is a bit evil. Pure-hearted souls, do not enter.

Second: I am firmly a member of the Pure Love Faction. I will cut down any NTR and non-pure love behavior.

Third: This extra is purely for fun and amusement.

Fourth: Haven’t thought of it yet. Will add when I do.

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“Heavenly spirits, earthly spirits, gods and buddhas, reveal yourselves!”

Inside the villa, Xu Yinsheng, dressed in a wild ritual outfit, muttered incantations for a while, then threw the tortoise shell in her hand into the blazing furnace in front of her.

After a while, the tortoise shell burned red-hot, occasionally emitting small crackling sounds.

Next, she picked up a small incense burner, placed it on the table, lit three candles, then threw a copper coin and a yellow talisman into the furnace to burn. Then she clasped her hands and bowed a few times toward the ceiling.

When the fire died down, Xu Yinsheng quickly used tongs to pick up the tortoise shell that had been burned to charcoal from the furnace, and rapidly observed the mysterious cracks that had appeared on it.

This time, her Ever-changing Form was an ancient female priest from a certain novel. Her wild ritual attire was actually just a few palm-sized pieces of leather, plus two ropes of different thicknesses, with absolutely no covering effect.

However, after putting it on, it made her feel like a living seductress, alluring and sexy.

She stood up, stretched, and a patch of snow-white, tempting skin was exposed at her chest.

“Three cycles, nine fortunes, the dragon is in water, great luck! Tsk tsk tsk, this hexagram is good. Today I’ll hit the jackpot!”

Xu Yinsheng clicked her tongue admiringly.

Thinking back to the previous times, the hexagrams were always minor misfortune with some luck, and then… that very noon, Zhao Yicheng made her least favorite dish: broccoli!

The thought of broccoli made Xu Yinsheng clench her fists! She wanted to punch someone!

“However, what great luck could I have?” Xu Yinsheng played with the tortoise shell in her hand, muttering to herself.

Suddenly, a flash of silver light passed, and a pink ticket drifted through the air, stopping in front of her.

Xu Yinsheng instinctively reached out her fingers and pinched it in her palm. There was a line of text on it, and she couldn’t help reading it out slowly: “Xu’s Paradise VIP Experience Card – Let you experience a different kind of joy.”

“Future me is up to some trick again?” Xu Yinsheng’s mouth twitched.

She had just calculated a great luck, and ‘Future Xu Yinsheng’ sent a ticket. If there was no connection between the two, she would never believe it!

Xu Yinsheng initially wanted to ask ‘Future Xu Yinsheng’ through that black notebook to explain what Xu’s Paradise was, but then she thought again: since the other party had sent her a ticket, they must want her to go.

She flicked the ticket: “I want to go to Xu’s Paradise. Send me off quickly!”

The next instant, the ticket turned to powder and disappeared. Xu Yinsheng was stunned: “Damn, this is messing with me…”

But before she could finish, the space around her warped intensely, and a silver light enveloped Xu Yinsheng and vanished into the void, disappearing.

The chaotic void was neither light nor dark, hazy all around. Only a massive pitch-black city emitted a faint glow, as if it were the only beacon in the void.

By the time Xu Yinsheng came to her senses, she was already standing at the majestic, towering city gate, still holding that scorched tortoise shell in her hand.

Inside the city, streets crisscrossed, shops stood in rows, palaces and buildings lined up. Traffic was heavy, flowing endlessly. The noise of the crowd was deafening, extremely prosperous!!

“Didn’t expect you so soon~~”

A familiar female voice sounded in her ear. At some point, a long-haired mature woman had appeared beside Xu Yinsheng.

She took a closer look.

Emerald green light spread all over her body. She had a delicate, well-proportioned figure, wearing a simple bikini. On her exposed skin were complex but exotic patterns full of beauty.

Emerald green eyes, emerald green hair, and pointed, long ears unlike normal humans—she was an elf mature woman who perfectly matched human aesthetics!!

“Future me?”

“Bingo, you guessed right, but no reward.” The “Elf Mature Woman Xu Yinsheng” chuckled softly. Her smile was like a hundred flowers blooming, making it hard to look away.

“Where is this? Also, your Ever-changing Form this time is an elf mature woman?” Xu Yinsheng looked up and down at the “elf mature woman” in front of her.

Have to say, this Ever-changing Form really has substance!!

The simple bikini completely showed off her perfect curves. Slender, long calves were exposed in the air, and her fair, smooth thighs were even more tempting. On her chest, two firm, proud mounds rose and trembled slightly with each breath.

And the most crucial part—below her waist, it was only covered by a light green veil, so one could vaguely see the indistinct spring scenery inside. Truly an expanse of snow-white and pink, like tender flesh.

“To be precise, an Elf Goddess, the kind that governs the authority of fertility.” The “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” touched her chin.

“Of course, this is just my surface identity. My true identity now is half a Celestial Demon, although it’s the kind that even a proper Celestial Demon would find strange.”

“Celestial Demon?”

Xu Yinsheng suddenly thought of the mythological legends about Buddhism.

Shakyamuni attained enlightenment under the Bodhi tree and established Buddhism. At that time, the Hehua Great Celestial Demon Lord came to obstruct him.

Because he was attacked by ten thousand demons, beset with troubles inside and outside, he finally abandoned his identity as the prince of Brahma, dissolved into the ‘Seven Treasures, Ten Thousand Flames Golden Dragon,’ and proclaimed himself ‘In Heaven and on Earth, I Alone am the Honored One.’

In the end, he slapped that ‘Hehua Great Celestial Demon Lord’ so hard that it didn’t even know where north was.

“Wrong, it’s the Celestial Demon from fantasy novels—the kind that transforms freely, transforms thousands, transforms worlds. But unfortunately, I can’t reach that level yet. I can only transform ‘her,’ so I’m called half a Celestial Demon.”

Reading Xu Yinsheng’s thoughts, the “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” darkened her face, put her hand to her forehead, and sighed at how stupid her past self was.

But soon, she got over it.

“Forget it, you wouldn’t understand if I told you now. When you reach this point in time, you’ll naturally understand.” Having said that, the “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” took Xu Yinsheng’s hand and led her into the majestic, towering city gate.

“Now, allow me to solemnly introduce to you—combining multiple abilities like ‘Ever-changing Form,’ ‘Load Save,’ ‘Fusion,’ ‘Materialization from Nothing’—the current pinnacle work—’Xu’s Paradise!!'”

Although it was called a paradise, at first glance it was no different from an ordinary city. Xu Yinsheng followed the “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” along bustling, noisy streets. All around were crowds, traffic, and dazzling signs of various shops. Countless fair legs shimmered under the streetlights, dazzling the eyes. Pleasant chatter and laughter rose and fell, endless.

But feeling the laughter from around her, Xu Yinsheng couldn’t help but feel a sense of eeriness rising in her heart.

It wasn’t that the liveliness was bad, but… Xu Yinsheng turned her head to look. Aloof mature women, cute lolis, girl-next-door types, sweet school beauties—everything in sight were women, and all of them were high-quality beauties without exception.

If it were just that, it would be fine, but the passersby were not limited to these types. There were slender-fingered, untainted cloud-like white-robed immortals; hot-bodied, scantily clad demonic path enchantresses; hooded, black-cloaked potion witches; and half-mechanical modified girls with half their faces flowing with silver liquid metal, carrying shotguns on their shoulders, with expressions of those who had accepted death.

Fantasy, magical, sci-fi—numerous genres all seemed to be forcibly kneaded together by an invisible hand, presented within this mysterious city.

This… the vibe is too weird!!!

“Future me, what exactly is this…” Xu Yinsheng turned to look at the Elf Goddess, about to ask.

“Archon! Something seems wrong ahead. Go check it out.” A passerby’s voice suddenly came from ahead, also interrupting Xu Yinsheng’s unspoken words.

“I’ll be right there!”

The “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” replied, then pulled Xu Yinsheng and quickly ran ahead.