Chapter 302: Xu's Paradise Adventure [Extra 2]

Outside a milk tea shop, two beautiful girls were busy working, calming everyone’s emotions. They wore matching uniforms and hats with the same logo.

“Don’t rush, don’t rush. Everyone will get their milk tea.”

“That’s right, that’s right. The machine just broke down today, and the shopkeeper is fixing it.”

The young shop assistants calmed the customers while explaining. Their faces showed anxiety, clearly worried this incident would cause a commotion.

“How dare it break at this time? I’m in a hurry to go play games.”

“That’s right, that’s right. The latest King of Fighters just came out, and I’m in a rush to PK too.”

“Hurry up then. Your milk tea is the best in all of Xu Capital. I’ll buy more this time to make face masks, improve my looks, and see if I can join the National Sovereign’s Concubine Selection Ceremony next time.”

“Dammit! Why is it so slow!!”

“Ahhh! Big sis is going crazy! I, the Goddess of Death, will smash your milk tea shop to pieces!!!”

“….”

The people around pushed and shoved, noise endless. It seemed like the next moment would be the last straw that breaks the camel’s back, an unremarkable spark that could cause a mutiny!

Suddenly, two figures squeezed out of the dense crowd. The two shop assistants saw the newcomers and immediately cast pleading looks.

“Everyone, please quiet down!”

“Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” walked in front of the crowd, her voice clear and forceful: “I received a report from concerned citizens that a collective disturbance occurred here, but since there is a reason, I will not hold it against you. But for now, please wait a moment. I will immediately assist the shopkeeper in repairing the machine.”

She paused, then added: “I guarantee it in the name of the National Sovereign!”

Xu Yinsheng crossed her arms and watched from the side, her brows slightly furrowed.

When “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” first appeared, the originally somewhat chaotic crowd instantly calmed a bit. It seemed “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” held some prestige in everyone’s hearts.

But the calmed crowd then simultaneously cast looks that included but were not limited to “envy, jealousy, and the desire to replace her.”

And when “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” said “in the name of the National Sovereign,” everyone showed respect and immediately revealed expressions of worship, as if the two words “National Sovereign” held immense status in all the women’s hearts!

‘Who is the National Sovereign?’

‘And…’

‘As if…’

“Don’t get distracted. Follow me.” The soft voice of Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng came from beside her, interrupting her thoughts.

Xu Yinsheng was pulled into the milk tea shop.

Inside the spacious shop, all kinds of food materials were available. Under a strange machine resembling a humanoid shell, the shopkeeper was holding a tablet, anxious and frantic.

Seeing the two enter, the shopkeeper felt as if granted amnesty and immediately ran over. Her eyes lingered on Xu Yinsheng for only a second before focusing on “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng,” she said anxiously: “Archon, you’ve finally come. I’ve tried repairing this machine according to the manual several times, but it just won’t work.”

“Let me take a look.” Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng took the tablet, swiped a few times seriously, then put down the tablet and walked to the machine. In the shopkeeper’s hopeful gaze, she suddenly punched!!

BOOM!!!

The machine shuddered a few times, then emitted a harsh electrical sound, and then it started…

The shopkeeper’s eyes widened in surprise.

“The internal parts of this machine are a bit old. A few smacks will fix it.” Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng clapped her hands and casually instructed.

“Shopkeeper, is it fixed? We can barely hold back the people outside.” A shop assistant rushed in, panting and shouting.

“Tell them to be quiet! Also, notify Xiao Yuan to start work immediately, at full power!!” The shopkeeper snorted, her tone mocking: “Today, I, the Goddess of Death, will make sure they take away more than they can drink!!”

Then, the shopkeeper walked in front of the machine that had resumed operation. Just as the bystander Xu Yinsheng thought the shopkeeper was going to start the machine to mix milk tea, she took off her clothes.

That’s right, she took off her clothes!!

The clothes referred to here include not just the shopkeeper’s usual business suit, but also her underwear…

Xu Yinsheng now realized the shopkeeper was not human, but… black and white spots, short horns, and very large bosoms.

She was actually a cow-girl!! With a “click” sound.

Countless tiny gears rotated. The machine’s side shells opened, like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh’s sarcophagus, splitting apart from the middle to create a space as tall as a person.

The shopkeeper stepped in.

The shiny new metal shells closed on both sides. Then, with the help of mechanical arms, two transparent tubes connected to a certain place. With the buzzing sound of machinery, an endless supply of raw materials was extracted, loaded into special glass containers, then mixed and matched by the shop assistants, ultimately becoming a cup of milk tea in everyone’s hands. Well… the steaming hot kind.

Xu Yinsheng: ???

Xu Yinsheng: …

…

Xu Yinsheng: !!!

A slender hand smacked Xu Yinsheng’s forehead with a “smack,” making her stagger. “Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng” pinched the soft flesh on her waist and glared at her:

“What do you mean by ‘Innate Trembling Sacred Body’? This is called making the best use of everything, understand?!”

At the glass door of the milk tea shop, among the dense crowded flow of people, two girls squeezed out hand in hand and strolled leisurely down the street.

One of the girls had a milk tea straw in her mouth, sucking up white liquid mixed with black pearls. Chewing, she asked the other girl: “Xiao Xuxu, aren’t you drinking? This is specially made for us by the shopkeeper. We can’t reject her kindness.”

Xu Yinsheng looked down at the hot cup of pearl milk tea in her own hand and twitched her mouth.

They say wife cake doesn’t contain wife, but this time pearl milk tea… the pearls may not be pearls, but the milk tea really has milk tea!! The kind that went from production to sale in under three minutes!!!

“Oh, just take a sip! You know, this is fresh from a cow-girl. If the two-dimensional culture knew about this outside, they’d definitely twist like maggots with envy~”

Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng gently bumped Xu Yinsheng with her arm, tempting her to take a sip.

Xu Yinsheng reluctantly agreed and brought the straw to her lips, slurping it down.

The milk tea hit her tongue, bursting with a milky flavor and a hint of sweetness. Each pearl was incredibly chewy, slowly sliding down her throat into her stomach, warm and soft.

Xu Yinsheng couldn’t help but enjoy it, squinting her eyes.

As they walked, they passed a restaurant, more specifically a tavern combining modern and western fantasy styles. Strands of food fragrance drifted from the half-closed door.

Grumble

Xu Yinsheng’s face instantly turned red.

Elf Goddess Xu Yinsheng’s gaze lingered on the growling little stomach for a moment. She smiled, then took Xu Yinsheng’s hand and led her into the restaurant, arms around each other’s shoulders like good sisters.

“Come on, big sis will treat you to a meal today, and also answer those little thoughts in your heart.”