I Became A Zombie Chapter 27

Chapter 27: The Orc Guard’s Soliloquy (Part 2)

~Dreaming Maiden’s Soliloquy ③~

I am Shinku, the Orc Queen.

Today, let me tell you about the first time I entered a human city.

I went through a lot of trial and error in order to obtain the legendary “Smooth and Busty”.

I understand “Smooth” somewhat, but I don’t quite understand “Busty” yet…

Two female adventurers appeared before me.

When I made up my mind to talk to them, I suddenly realized something important.

I wasn’t wearing any clothes.

I remembered that all the humans so far were wearing clothes or armors like the Orc General.

So I told the women that I was attacked by monsters and adventurers, and they listened to me teary-eyed.

They seemed sympathetic towards me but I didn’t understand why. After that, they treated me very kindly and gave me spare clothes and other items.

…I realized later that I left my halberd and shield in front of the dungeon.

I’ll have to go pick it up next time.

Then they said that they would take me to a town called “Rekuria”, while sharing various stories along the way.

When I asked them about “Busty”, which I have always wondered about, they laughed and said, “That’s what you are.”

I seem to have obtained “Busty” without realizing it.

Even so, I’m still worried about whether that person will be willing to eat me.

I know instinctively that I only have one chance.

I have to work hard every day until the day of my destiny arrives.

I have to improve my speaking style further…I have to say what I want to say in a firm, clear, and concise manner.

When I entered the town, I was incredibly excited! There were so many things that I have never seen before.

Now is the time to learn!

The thing I know the most about is the race called adventurers.

When I told the female adventurers “I want to be like you”, they said I can immediately become one!

According to the explanation of “Adventurer Guildo” that they took me to, if you defeat monsters, you get a good thing called “money”, and in this city you can exchange that “money” for weapons and food.

It was an eye opening experience for me!

After that, I got a “Magic Bag” after doing a “Adventurer Tour”. My knowledge has increased a lot more!

I must return to the dungeon immediately, collect my halberd and shield, and beat more monsters!

I am getting a lot more busy, but it’s a lot of fun and fulfilling.

I did the right thing by leaving the Foret Noir dungeon!

Ah, I have been talking for a long time again… I wonder if I have gotten better at speaking?

I would be happy to have the privilege to share my story again. This is all for now. Good day..

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~Dreaming Maiden’s Soliloquy ④~

My name is Shinku, the Busty.

Recently, I have been enjoying doing quests. My adventurer rank has risen to C.

Also, as a result of my special training on the [Humanization] skill before going to bed, I am now able to transform into an elf or a beastfolk.

Now that I have obtained the legendary Busty, changing my race was no trouble at all.

Therefore, I would like to find the last element of the “How to make men naturally want to eat a woman”.

“Maid”.

I have no idea what this is.

When I went to the Green Plains and searched for this “maid” thing, a male adventurer faced a one-horned rabbit and said loudly.

“You will make a nice “maid” souvenir! My name is Smash! I’m the one who will save this world!”

I unintentionally called out to that person.

Then, for some reason, that person ran away with a bright red face.

I thought I shouldn’t miss this chance, so I chased him to Recuria and asked him what he meant by the previous line.

But he started saying, “I’m begging you, please don’t tell anyone else about this!”

Of course! I see now how rare it is to get a “maid”!

I am a woman who keeps her promises!

After that, I asked him various questions, while he taught me how to become a “maid”.

For that reason, “maid uniform” was essential.

When I went to an armor shop regarding this, the shop owner decided to make a custom uniform for me.

I spent all the money I had saved up until now. But if I can get “maid” with just this, I will be delighted!

Now that I have all the elements of “How to make men naturally want to eat a woman”, all that’s left is to pour out my feelings to him!

I still feel anxious, but I will continue to devote myself every day until the day of my destiny, and I will definitely be taken as that person’s nourishment!!

Thank you very much for kindly listening to my clumsy story all this while.

If my wish comes true, I won’t be able to talk to you anymore.

Finally, I decided to leave behind what I have learned so far for other female monsters in the world who are lost like me. So I secretly hid a book containing my knowledge at the bookstore in Recuria.

I no longer have any more regrets after this!

Oh my?

This… this sweet fragrance!!

W-Well then, I am off!

Please watch my climax on the big stage closely!