Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon (LNCrawler)

My face grows pale with fear as a couple of menacing brutes threaten to drag me down a back alley. In the next breath, something appears before me, kicking up a wind in its wake. “Gugahhhh!!” One ruffian’s scream is accompanied by a crashing noise, but it’s hard to focus on him right now.