Chapter 67: Thoughts and Impressions Episode

After Yuki and Hana’s offline collaboration wrapped up, the internet buzzed on a certain forum about the stream.

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{Even If She’s a Trap} A Yuka Shirahime Thread 7 {It Doesn’t Matter Anymore}

398: Anon Onii-chan

okay, who watched today’s offline collab?

399: Anon Onee-chan

Hii, you called?

400: Oil Baron

You people are way too fast.

401: Prophet

of course i did!

402: Anon Onii-chan

Sup sup, I was there too

403: Anon Onee-chan

seriously, yall are too quick!

anyways, im here as well

404: Anon Onii-chan

the usual gang’s all here

405: Anon Onii-chan

>>404

Am here too!

406: Prophet

>>405

who the hell are you?!

407: Anon Onee-chan

>>405

who are you ?!

408: Oil Baron

>>405

No one here refers to themselves as “am” like that in this thread!

Who are you?!

409: Anon Onii-chan

I T ‘ S A M E .

410: Oil Baron

>>409

Oh, it’s you…

No, seriously, who?!

411: Prophet

>>409

ah, it’s you… uh, who again…?

412: Anon Onee-chan

>>409

Oh, it’s you!

Wait

…Who?

413: Anon Onii-chan

beats me. maybe a newbie?

414: Anon Onii-chan

Everyone vibed so well I couldn’t help but goof off…

415: Oil Baron

Well, take it easy here.

416: Prophet

honestly, whether you have a username or not doesn’t matter

417: Anon Onii-chan

to get to the point,

there are a few things about this stream I want to bring up

first, fuwa-chan went too wild, it was hilarious

418: Oil Baron

>>417

Real.

419: Prophet

>>417

cant deny that.

she went full throttle this time

420: Anon Onii-chan

Lowkey I felt jelly…

in more ways than one

421: Anon Onee-chan

>>420

how much good karma did she accumulate in her past life to get hugged by yuka-chan like that…

422: Anon Onee-chan

>>421

Is it too late to start accumulating good karma now…?

423: Anon Onee-chan

>>422

the fact that youre even asking probably means its too late…

424: Anon Onii-chan

>>423

Savage lol

425: Prophet

>>423

brutal!

426: Anon Onee-chan

>>423

Waaaah…

427: Anon Onii-chan

>>426

where did this infant come from lmfao

428: Oil Baron

>>426

Random baby impersonation lol

429: Prophet

can we move the convo along, please? lololol

430: Anon Onee-chan

>>429

Fine, I’ll take the lead.

Isn’t Yuka-chan’s vocal range amazing?

She sang so well.

431: Prophet

>>430

aaah, true!

that vocal range was insane!

and yes, her singing was on point

432: Oil Baron

>>430

When you put it that way…

Yuka-chan’s singing is just soothing.

433: Anon Onee-chan

>>430

I totally get that!

Her singing was top-notch o…

434: Anon Onii-chan

>>430

Definitely…

>>433

Cut it out with the random yaruo!

I almost spat out my dekavita pffff

435: Prophet

>>433

sorry, that random yaruo took me back that i teared up

436: Oil Baron

>>433

Yaruo threads have really declined lately, haven’t they…

437: Anon Onee-chan

>>434, 435, 436

That was just a typo…

How did I not notice…

438: Anon Onii-chan

W-Well, I guess that makes sense.

Yaruo threads were big like 10 years ago

439: Prophet

feels old man…

440: Oil Baron

>>439

Big mood…

441: Anon Onii-chan

>>439

I feel you

442: Anon Onee-chan

stop, youre hitting where it hurts

443: Anon Onee-chan

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…If only tranced yuka-chan would come to my place

I’d give her all the attention she wants…

444: Anon Onii-chan

>>443

You sure you’re an “onee-chan”…?

445: Oil Baron

>>444

Hey that’s rude lol

446: Prophet

>>444

thats a low blow man lololol

447: Anon Onee-chan

>>444

How rude!

I’m still in my early 20s, okay!

448: Anon Onee-chan

>>447

surprisingly, we might be close in age…

449: Prophet

wait, so the only ones over 30 are…

450: Oil Baron

Prophet and I?

451: Anon Onee-chan

Probably…

452: Anon Onee-chan

i think so…

453: Anon Onii-chan

Sorry bro, I just hit the late 20s myself

454: Oil Baron

>>453

YOU TRAITOOOOOOR!!!

455: Prophet

>>453

i’m gonna make a prediction…

within an hour, youre gonna stub your pinky toe on a corner.

it’s inevitable!!!!!!

456: Anon Onii-chan

>>455

Dude, that’s oddly specific and painful. Chill

457: Anon Onee-chan

alright, alright, lets move on

ill go next

we can all agree the yuka-chan trance event was insane

458: Oil Baron

>>457

Indeed.

When she’s in trance mode, she acts just like a little girl.

459: Prophet

tbh trance yuka-chan brings out a paternal instinct in me

460: Anon Onee-chan

>>459

I kinda get that

It tugs at my maternal instincts too

461: Anon Onee-chan

h-huh?

am I the only one who wants to mess her up real bad?

462: Prophet

>>461

from today onwards, ur “Perverted Lady”

welcome to the crazy nickname club

463: Oil Baron

>>461

Hello, Perverted Lady.

464: Perverted Lady

n-noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

465: Anon Onee-chan

>>464

She really has the nickname on her?!

466: Prophet

>>464

was it the mod?!

467: Oil Baron

Most probably.

468: Mod

Hello, mod here.

Thought I’d join since it looked fun.

I think “Perverted Lady” is a great username.

469: Perverted Lady

>>468

mercy…please have mercy…

470: Mod

>>469

Very well. Just for today.

471: Perverted Lady

>>470

thank you… thank you…

472: Anon Onii-chan

What the hell am i witnessing

Sometimes, the conversation goes on a tangent and doesn’t progress, and today seemed to be one of those days.

On a side note, Prophet’s prediction actually came true, solidifying his reputation as a legit prophet.

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My name is Ayano Nagashima.

I’m the talent behind Nano Seiso, a first-generation member of the major VTuber agency, Imananji.

I have short black hair, nano.

I stand at 155 cm tall, and my weight? That’s top secret, nano.

But I do think I’m on the slimmer side, nano.

Honestly, I believe my popularity as a VTuber was mostly luck.

Initially, my job search began with my mom looking for something even a socially awkward NEET like me could do.

She thought I could make something out of my gaming skills.

Surprisingly, my application was accepted.

I was shocked.

I couldn’t believe someone like me would get a chance to be in the spotlight.

But I mustered up the courage to go to the interview.

I was so nervous that I blanked out at first.

However, the staff calmly encouraged me.

They were so kind to someone like me.

That’s when I realized I just had to think of the interview like a VTuber stream.

So, I tried acting as Nano Seiso.

And it was a hit.

I passed the interview on the spot.

That was my start, the beginning of my journey as Nano Seiso.

Even then, most of my work was completed within the agency, and I primarily streamed from home.

But after nearly a decade, it’s not uncommon for equipment to break down.

That’s what happened today.

My computer finally gave out, so until a new one is arranged, I have to stream from the office.

While waiting, I noticed a recent off-collab between the popular Fuwari Ukigumo and her favorite indie VTuber, Yuka Shirahime. Normally, I don’t comment on Yuka-chan’s streams, but today, I was bored and decided to give it a try.

The stream ended just before 4 PM.

I had a stream scheduled right after that, so I started just in time.

I played games and had fun with the viewers as usual until 6 PM.

I had decided to stream for only two hours today because I had an appointment at the hair salon.

Even a social recluse like me wants to be stylish, you know.

After wrapping up, I headed out to the salon. To my surprise, I saw Fuwari Ukigumo and a cute girl wearing a cat hoodie and knee socks.

It turns out this was Yuka Shirahime.

No way, it can’t be, nano.

She’s a girl, nano?

But for a socially awkward person like me, Yuka-chan was just too dazzling, nano.

Just talking to her made my heart race nano.

I left earlier than I wanted to hide my nervousness. A shame, nano.

If I hadn’t made that salon appointment, maybe I could have talked to her a bit more, nano.

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