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Vol. 7 Ch. 1

Chapter 1

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I, Senou Natsuru, have had a severe headache lately.

It’s not that I’m prone to headaches. My body is healthy, and I don’t usually miss much school.

I had mumps when I was little, but it was more like a rite of passage. I sleep well at night.

Getting up in the morning is annoying, but I guess it’s common for a high school student.

The source of the headache lies elsewhere. It turns out I’m a Kämpfer, a being meant to fight, and also I can transform into a girl. It seems I must defeat the enemies somehow. I don’t know what.

I expect this from a typical high school student, but that’s what I’ve been told. This is a disgrace.

Actually, that’s one of the causes of headaches, but it’s not the main one. Of course, I’m sorry to be a Kämpfer, but lately I’ve been worried about something more personal.

It’s not about the battle, but about something more intimate.

Wait, how should I approach this? I’m torn between talking about the Kämpfers or this is also…

worrying.

I am a Blue Kämpfer. This is determined by the oath bracelet I wear on my right arm. It shines with

Blue, hence the color. By the way, the oath bracelet cannot be removed under any circumstances and becomes It gets in the way when washing your face. How annoying.

Besides blue, there’s red. Blue and red are enemies. I understand that logic. Even a traffic light shows

blue and red in opposite directions.

We were supposed to fight, just the two of us, but it turns out another group of Kämpfer showed up. They’re wh Apparently, white symbolizes purity and the absence of impurities, which makes me feel a little dirty.

This white group stood in my way. More precisely, in the way of me and many other Kämpfer.

It seems things need to be resolved with the white people. What a complicated problem. Why something like th Why does he have to interfere in my ordinary, quiet life?

In short, it seems I have to fight against white people. It’s basically the same thing. What I thought was It would just be a fight between blues and reds, now it’s taking an unexpected turn. Okay, let’s say this is a big problem. If you compare it, it’s on the same level as warming. global.

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I have another, smaller-scale concern. In this case, “smaller” just means closer, not that it is

less serious than global warming.

To be honest, when I start thinking about this, I begin to tremble with nerves. It’s like the symptoms of someone

with alcoholism. The inescapable darkness arrives unannounced and envelops me. At this point, it’s a

Illness. Where is the doctor?

No, wait a moment. Take a deep breath. Inhale and exhale. Inhale and exhale. It seems like you’re doing that.

Too much of a good thing can cause hyperventilation.

I needed to stay calm right now. Otherwise, my heart would stop beating and depart for the Beyond. Although I am not yet old enough to drink alcohol, I have decided to refuse to die.

Okay, I’m starting to calm down. If it’s a power outage or a fire in the neighborhood, I can handle it.

somehow keeping calm. But if a chainsaw-wielding killer broke into my house, I would be

impossible.

First of all, why should I worry? There are several reasons. I don’t want to dwell on it, but Let’s take a look back, shall we?

First of all, there’s that. The white Kämpfer came to attack. Not blue, not red, something like that seems to be w

and started to move. They’re a really annoying bunch.

But let’s leave that aside for now. Although it’s serious in itself, there’s an urgent problem that worries me.

It’s about my interpersonal relationships. It’s not about being bullied at school or anything like that. At the Acade Seitetsu, everyone seems to have a silly passion despite being carefree, so there haven’t been any problems So.

Let’s leave that aside. In short, it’s about me and the girls around me.

Yes, you might think that’s enviable, but don’t be surprised and listen. It really is very difficult.

I think it’s well known that I like Kaede Sakura. That person is like an angel and a goddess, as if she were The personification of the masculine ideal. Not only for me, but for all the students, she is an object of

admiration.

If you’re worried about that person, I’ll worry about them as much as necessary. Do you know the

sculpture created by Rodin1? It’s like that all night.

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But that’s not what I was talking about. I’m worried about another girl. First of all, there’s Kondou Mikoto. My frie of childhood and grave robber. She has been wreaking havoc in the Middle East and South America since

that we were young. Although she’d be angry if I told her this in person, I can’t help thinking it: It’s like a

a female version of Indiana Jones!

Suddenly, she started talking about erotic things. Was she erotic or something? Well, it doesn’t matter. Anyway She’s interested in erotic things. Is she a healthy girl?

The problem lies with the other two: Sangou Shizuku and Mishima Akane. This is the source of my concerns.

Especially the student council president, Shizuku, is a lost cause. When it comes to Shizuku,

If you mention cancer, you’ll probably end up getting beaten up by the “Shizuku Sangousama Fan Club,” but I c A while ago, Shizuku took me somewhere. And she said it was a date.

Understandably, this is an incredible story. Shizuku is known for being pure and unflappable, almost cold, and

She’s never been heard talking about rumors regarding boys. She might have her eye on someone, but it’s Too scary to even try anything. By the way, even though I might think “she’s beautiful,” I don’t feel anything mor

That’s like when you see a work of art and think “Wow”.

Can you believe a girl like that asked me out on a date? A classmate, Higashida, said, “No

“It’s possible the president is interested in you,” and I completely agree. Although it bothers me that Let’s agree.

So I was sure it was about going to hunt some white Kämpfer. Isn’t that normal? I’d like to.

Listen to see if there was another reason. However, that woman said something about a date.

It was definitely a lie. In fact, the enemies didn’t show up; we went to an aquarium and had lunch.

Homemade, but that wasn’t a date. Definitely. If I say so, it must be true.

But someone took it seriously. It was Akane. She called, whining and scolding me. Why? What did I do? bad?

Furthermore, that girl pointed a gun at me in the library while I was studying and made me swear several times.

Problematic things. It’s a mess, but I’ll explain everything later.

To shorten a long explanation, what I wanted to say is that I have bad luck with women.

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Well, to relieve some of the stress of this absurd situation, I decided to go complain to Shizuku. And it turns out The culprit reacted immediately upon hearing me.

-And?

In the immaculate student council room, she was busy writing something at her desk.

A series of detailed numbers, probably a budget or something like that. But that doesn’t matter.

—What do you want me to do?

Shizuku has beautiful, transparent eyes, like a crystal-clear lake. There are quite a few masochists out there. who say: “I would love for him to look at me with those eyes all day long.” —One way or another, all of this is your fault -Really?

—The president said she was going on a date, and that made Mikoto angry and Akane started crying…

—Well, it really was a date. You can’t avoid it.

I have no choice. You tricked me. You lured me out by saying we were going to fight the enemy Kämpfer… Huh No, that’s not how it was. I think you meant a date from the beginning.

“Face reality,” Shizuku said.

—Senou-kun had a date with me.

Uaaaaaaaahhhhh!

It’s sad not being able to deny this liar.

For me, this is my first date of adolescence. When I was little, Mikoto used to drag me around here and there.

We went there, but that doesn’t count as a date. We just walked to the next town together.

That woman stole my first kiss; she’s a rapist, a criminal. What kind of human being steals?

Even my first date? She’s a despicable person. She’s more sadistic than Dr. Lecter from the movie “The Silence

of the innocent.”

—You had a good time, didn’t you?

—…

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—It seems Senou-kun had fun too, that makes me happy.

How can this be interpreted?

Is Shizuku enjoying tormenting me? Surely, a normal male boy could suffer an attack.

Heart full of happiness, but I want to reserve my chastity for Sakura-san. The recipient is different.

—Not just anyone can try my home cooking, you know?

—Obviously, but…

—When can we do it again?

-What thing?

—A date.

That question again.

If I say I’m leaving carelessly, Masumi and Mikoto will snoop around. Besides, that’ll leak to Akane, and She’ll scold me over the phone. Dates with that kind of high risk aren’t for me. Is it like trading stocks?

For now, I decided to get Shizuku’s attention.

—Do you have time to go dating?

—Isn’t it okay to act like a high school student?

—It’s not about acting like one, but rather that the president (must be) and I… have a normal relationship, Isn’t that right?

—Ara.

He put on a surprised expression.

—Despite having kissed so much.

Yes, we did, right? But what do you mean by “so much”?

Shizuku remains unfazed. “Hey, don’t start talking about interesting things and then just stand there.” Quiet!

—Do you want to do it here too?

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—It’s school!

I don’t think there’s a law against it, but we’re in the school’s student council room. If we If they discover it, do you know what a scandal would erupt?

—If Senou-kun and I stay quiet, they won’t discover us.

—That’s not the problem!

—Do you want to talk? If you don’t mind the rumors, then that’s fine.

-It’s not that…!

—Hey, Natsuru, don’t you want to kiss me?

Shizuku smiled and used a sweetly pleading tone of voice. I was speechless. I never thought she would say tha Sweet words. I always thought that a fluid, mechanical tone, like that of a news anchor, would suit him It looked good on her. The part of me that started to find her cute made it even more complicated.

I have to say something. Otherwise, I’ll just be manipulated by her again. I can’t outsmart her verbally, but at lea I can try to distract. Let’s see, let’s see.

—H-Hey, President…

—Call me Shizuku.

—More importantly, what do we do with the enemy Kämpfers? The white ones.

—Are you confused again?

—No, I mean, they’re in this school, right? Look, in first and second grade.

The White Kämpfer are also enrolled at Seitetsu Academy. In the girls’ section, no less. They say Kämpfers tend to attract each other, so I think it’s half coincidence and half planned.

—Yes, they are here.

Shouldn’t we fight against them?

Shizuku’s face changed slightly. To someone who wasn’t used to it, she would seem the same as always,

But I’ve been spending a lot of time with her lately, and I’ve learned to notice the difference.

“It’s understandable that you’re worried,” Shizuku said.

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—But for now it’s fine. Let’s leave them be. There shouldn’t be a problem.

—There will be. They’re going to attack us.

—Please don’t come any closer. Then there won’t be a problem.

That may be true.

Certainly, since the fight in that Italian restaurant, the white girls haven’t done anything. As a result, I was forced to go on a date with Shizuku.

—They must be waiting for their chance too. Maybe they’re still being told not to move because of the

moderator.

—Well, isn’t that an opportunity in reverse then?

I involuntarily leaned forward.

—If we take the initiative, we might be able to win.

—That’s not right.

—Why not? Wouldn’t it be better to resolve it quickly?

—Hmm… Hey, am I becoming one of your comrades?

When I think about it carefully, isn’t it strange? Our colors are different.

-That’s how it is.

With a tone that seemed to say “obviously”.

—That would also be beneficial for Senou-kun.

—I’m starting to think that even with white people it would be okay.

—Stay by my side.

I feel there are several meanings involved, but I’m not going to delve into them. —So is it okay to continue like this?

—Yes. That means you can go on dates as much as you want.

—No, that…

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They won’t let me change the subject at all. Shizuku has a defiant air about her. When it comes to She’ll think I’m slower than a snail.

I decided to escape the student council room. Let’s hope they don’t pair me with another strange promise.

—Then let me know if you have to fight the ones in white.

—A date?

—Huh, I can’t hear anything, I can’t hear anything.

Forcibly covering my ears, I turned to leave.

—Hey, Senou-kun.

Shizuku’s voice flew towards me.

—I don’t like to give up on what I set my mind to; I have a strong desire. Greed is also powerful.

—…

—Remember that well.

The words pierced my back. Terrifying. The fangs bared, as if I were about to be devoured.

I left the student council room. I closed the door gently so as not to upset Shizuku.

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But Shizuku’s words carried a lot of weight. Two days later, anger began to burn within me.

He remembered what that girl had said to him. Getting angry in front of others is embarrassing, but what else co What can you do?

I screamed without restraint in my empty house. It bothered the neighbors, but hey, what harm can a little bit of

time?

—It’s the worst!

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I screamed and grabbed a cushion that was on the floor and punched it. It was a disaster for the cushion, but be Luck wasn’t a person.

—Stupid Mikoto! Stupid president! Akane-chan is smart, but she should calm down!

It was hitting at an unimaginable speed (from my point of view). If this were a post-apocalyptic world, He would have been the heir to Hokuto Shinken3.

—I hope I can have a quieter and more peaceful youth!

—Ahaha. That’s impossible, right?

A laugh was heard.

It’s a stuffed animal on the table. It has an eye patch over one eye, and it’s gutted through its stomach; it’s a gro It’s Harakiritora from the visceral animal plushie series.

I’ve explained this many times, but “visceral animals” are a series of fashion items created

With the capitalist spirit of “the company prospers if the product is a success,” I don’t know if the designer was

drunk, but it’s all based on a devastating concept in which all animals have terrible deaths.

They say the headquarters doesn’t even have regular customers because of how consistently uncomfortable it

generate.

So, this plush toy talks. It doesn’t have a built-in voice function, but it somehow understands. language. And this is the reason I’ve become a Kämpfer.

Harakiritora was still laughing.

—Ahahaha.

—How noisy. What are you laughing at?

—Lately, Natsuru-san, you’ve been talking to yourself more, haven’t you?

I’m aware of that. It seems that as disasters increase, my time to mutter to myself diminishes.

It gets longer. Last time, while I was shopping at the convenience store, I remembered Shizuku and yelled:

“Kwaahh!” and I got the store’s attention. I’ll never go back to that store.

—What does it matter what people think of me?

—That’s fine, but, you know, at least I’m a messenger, right?

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Harakiritora made me a Kämpfer as a representative of a mediator. I don’t know who the moderator is.

—What’s this about being a messenger? I don’t have the mental capacity to listen to your nonsense.

—In short, the president invited you on a date and Akane-san complained, right?

—How do you know?

I haven’t told him anything.

—I told you that you’ve been talking to yourself more. With so much mumbling, at least something is starting to

of the silhouette.

And Harakiritora said, “Uhhh, so that’s what it was. I’ll be careful.”

—Well, you know. Since you had a date with the president, shouldn’t you be happy?

—But it wasn’t a date. It was just a coincidence.

—I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

—No, it is. I’ve experienced it.

—Natsuru-san, you don’t really want to admit it, do you?

—…

This chemical fiber. She spoke in a voice similar to Shizuku’s, pointing to a painful spot.

This plush toy doesn’t need to say it. After carefully considering all the possibilities (although it’s not (Big deal), I started to think that Shizuku might have planned the date from the beginning. Faking a date

to attract the enemy and, in reality, to be dating. That is, that’s also a date.

After considering all the possibilities with this dull, unsophisticated mind, it occurred to me to

word “quote”, emerging like a nuclear submarine.

But for me, it’s hard to accept. Shizuku is a formidable schemer. Despite being a student of She has a businesslike appearance and exceptional intelligence. Why would someone like her…

He’d ask me out, wouldn’t he?

—… But I think it’s the president’s plan.

—Hoo, what kind?

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—Well, go on a date, and then…

-And then?

—…

I can’t think of anything. Since it’s Shizuku, something like conquering space would be plausible. Or maybe, in a On a more modest scale, world conquest. But how does a date with me relate to world conquest?

—But the idea that the president has feelings for me doesn’t make sense, does it?

—I agree with that.

Harakiritora moves his large head from side to side.

—But hey, as they say: “there’s no accounting for taste.”

This plushie keeps saying things that irritate people’s nerves. If it were about Sakura-san instead of Shizuku would be destroying it with a cutter while screaming.

—I don’t care if he doesn’t like me.

—Not bad. That person is beautiful.

—I’m not a man who chooses women by their looks.

“It’s not because of my face, is it?” He changes his demeanor with an imposing presence. It doesn’t matter if he

—Okay. I prefer kind and gentle women who make me feel warm even just by talking. I’m

just for Sakura-san.

—I don’t think Sakura-san needs that much loyalty.

How dare he say that! Even though I didn’t hit the nail on the head, it still bothers me. Sakura-san is keeping he

with all men, including me. Although he’s kind and treats everyone equally, he never gets closer.

beyond a certain point.

Actually, there is one exception. When I transform into Kämpfer, that is, into my female form, her form

The way I’m being treated changes completely, but I don’t want to think about that now. If I do, my brain will ove

worrying too much.

“I’ll end up dating Sakura-san eventually, so that’s okay, right?”

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—You have surprising audacity to think that.

—Okay, listen. Imagine, just imagine that the president is interested in going out with me.

—Can you imagine it?

—Shut up. Anyway, I can’t go out with the president as a stepping stone to going out with Sakura-san.

—…

—That would be dishonest.

Even if that female mechanic is the person in question, that situation must be taken into account. It would be a m Out of respect. Sakura-san probably prefers serious men, so I must behave properly.

Harakiritora sighed with a mixture of disbelief and admiration.

—It’s incredible, isn’t it? The surprising thing is not being able to tell if he’s modest or brazen.

—Hey, aren’t you subtly belittling me?

—But that assumes you’re already dating Sakura-san, right?

—Of course. Everyone has the right to dream.

—Dreams are things you see when you sleep, right?

Does this guy think he’s quoting something great?

But I can’t improvise a suitable response. I’ve never been good at speaking. Mikoto, on the other hand, I’d be able to say something more witty in situations like this, but I’m just a high school student.

common.

—But putting dreams aside, what are you going to do about the president?

—Good question.

I sat on the tatami, crossing my arms and thinking. Of course, I couldn’t come up with a solution. immediate.

—…If I simply ignore her, could I go unnoticed?

—Who knows.

—First of all, what are her intentions in interfering between me and Sakura-san?

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—In the end, we’ll have to wait.

—Despite being the student council president, she has an unpleasant personality.

—Natsuru-san’s slowness is no less impressive.

—Could he be taking some bad medicine?

—I’m sure she’d like to give it to Natsuru-san too.

—Hey, do you have something against me?

Why, being a stuffed animal, do you always make sarcastic comments? That’s not nice. It’s not like you You look like your owner. I am someone with a pure and sincere heart.

—It’s not that I have anything against you, but…

—If you don’t just dislike me, you hate me!

—That’s not it. It’s simply a matter of roles. You’re just a stuffed animal, after all.

Am I just a toy when it suits you?

But that’s really how things are. This guy forcibly turned me into a Kämpfer, he monitors me and…

He calls a messenger. Although we haven’t argued much lately, will he be satisfied?

—Well, it’s confirmed that the president only does unexpected things, right?

—It seems so.

—So, the red Kämpfer is the enemy of the blue one after all?

—I’m not sure. First of all, the situation is strange simply because red and blue are

collaborating together.

Upon hearing those lines, a doubt arose in my mind.

—Hey, are you okay?

-What are you talking about?

—I’m referring to this situation. You said it was strange. The president unilaterally decided to unite the blue and Red, and now white has appeared. Don’t you find that problematic?

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Harakiritora scratched his patch with his short front legs.

—Ah, that’s right.

—You’re very relaxed.

I had previously told him about the white Kämpfer that appeared, but his reaction was similar.

—The moderator doesn’t give me instructions or anything like that, you know?

—Haven’t you sent a report?

—I didn’t send it myself. But how can I explain it? I think he’s probably watching our

minds.

—He looks like a psychic… hey, I never thought about it before, but where’s the moderator?

-Don’t know.

He bowed his large head.

—Perhaps I am not a person of this world.

—Is he dead?

—No, rather it’s a being from some other dimension.

This suddenly got pretty science fiction-like. Becoming Kämpfer himself is already in a world of its own.

Fantasy, isn’t it?

—Is that person from another dimension bothered by the combination of blue and red?

—Probably so. Otherwise, the white wouldn’t have appeared.

—What’s going to happen to you?

—Separately. That’s how it is now.

He said indifferently.

—From the beginning, I’ve been here to help Natsuru-san. If it turns out that the White Kämpfer is the enemy of Natsuru-san, I will only strive to defeat the White.

—Have you put any effort into anything so far?

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—Come on, don’t expect much from a stuffed animal.

He laughed again. He really is a reliable ally.

I know it’s pointless to expect anything from him. So far, he’s only been a casual conversationalist. He’s like a s The stone that answers.

Undoubtedly, there are many things I must resolve myself. The Kämpfer is an opponent I must fight.

Eventually, there will be an impressive battle with the Whites. Only then will I be able to understand some things I should probably prepare for battle. A will…? No, better prepare a sentence

memorable.

It’s time to make an entrance. Can’t I use a cool expression or something? I’ve been thinking for a while.

—Hmm…

—Uhm, Natsuru-san.

Harakiritora interfered with my sacred thoughts.

—Shut up. Stay out of it.

—I’m sorry to interrupt you while you were thinking, but…

—If you apologize…

—What do you plan to do about the president?

—Ah…

Damn. That’s true. I was worried about how to deal with Shizuku, but then he suddenly changed the subject. That’s not all. I also have to think about Akane and Mikoto. Ugh, this is giving me a headache. In the end, there

a definitive solution.

—You made me remember unnecessary things, even though I wanted to forget them.

—It won’t be that easy. Tomorrow is a school day.

—I’m going. Or rather, let me go. If I forget, it might become something that never actually happened.

—It’s not possible. In fact, even if you try to forget it, it will haunt you. That’s just how reality is, isn’t it?

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Being lectured by a stuffed animal. It’s annoying, but it’s right.

The reality is harsh. Some may get angry when they hear that problems involving women are It’s part of reality, but it’s difficult, you know?

I changed my approach and reflected on human relationships. Naturally, no good ideas emerged.

In the end, this day turned into a sleepless night because of something like that.

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The next day was a clear day. I always think, but why only when my mood is

Low, the weather isn’t clear? This must be a trap set by the Meteorological Agency.

To counter one trap with another. I thought about skipping school, but in the end I gave up after comparing My attendance history so far. Since I have to attend both the men’s and women’s sections…

In the records, I appear as a chronic absentee, even though I’m so serious.

Anyway, it’s hot. You could practically call it summer. Speaking of summer, paradise has arrived!

Summer vacation for students. But before that, we have the hell of final exams.

Waiting for us is like being a prisoner.

I arrive at Seitetsu Academy, in the boys’ section. The boys in class 2-4 also seemed to want to say “We’re dying of heat,” they all unanimously said. The boys’ hot, humid air is suffocating me.

The windows are wide open, but since there’s no wind, they only contribute to increasing the

Discomfort. If the temperature rises a couple more degrees, someone will probably appear screaming naked.

—Hey, Senou.

The fiery summer-headed Higashida always arrives.

—You looked good today. I thought you were going to stay home because of the heat.

—You’re so annoying.

Although he’s not entirely wrong, it’s sad.

Higashida sat down heavily in the seat in front of me.

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—It’s so hot! Where are you going on vacation?

—How impatient you are.

He’d already told me that. How I envy not having any worries.

—I haven’t thought about that.

—You’re a bore. You must have a lot of things to do.

—All you do is take photos at celebrity events or conventions as a hostess photographer, right?

—You can also take photos at the beach or amusement parks.

—It would seem like they were handing me over to the police.

—If you’re being honest, it’s fine.

Although the issue of personal information may seem exaggerated, if you are photographing tourists in the

Whether you’re at the beach or an amusement park, it’s natural to be considered suspicious. In basic terms, a The swimsuit is designed for swimming.

—Then, Senou.

The idiot spoke in an exaggerated tone.

—To prepare for summer, our Beauty Research Club is planning a camp

intensive training.

-You’re crazy?

—I’m training for the beauties I haven’t seen yet. I want you to participate as a special advisor.

This guy is crazy. I closely observed Higashida’s stupid expression. A Research Club of

Beauties with a boot camp sounds ridiculous, especially since it’s a group that seems It’s far removed from real training. Even for a social gathering, it sounds too exaggerated.

—What kind of camp is that? A retreat to the mountains?

—Hey, hey. Do beauties grow deep in the mountains? Are you out of your mind?

I don’t need you to tell me.

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—We’ll stay somewhere and go out to take photos, maybe on the beach. We want to keep it cheap.

So we planned to rent bungalows on the beach.

How is that supposed to be a training camp? Although, admittedly, that certainly seems more appropriate.

from a Beauty Research Club. I thought they’d be saying things like, “If you empty your mind, you’ll be able to…

“see through the skirts” while standing under a waterfall.

—It sounds normal.

—Exactly. That’s why we need you.

—I don’t know much about how to use cameras.

—Your contribution is greatly appreciated. Throughout the year, there is a strong opinion that “we should follow “Senou’s example.” Are you going to betray them?

What’s up with that? Did I do something? Was I teaching topics from the women’s section, interfering in the crea From a photo album, going to the club president’s house…? I think I’ve done quite a few things.

—That’s why.

-I won’t do it.

—If you’re not there, more people will be crying.

Let them cry on their own.

Even though Higashida kept trying to get me to join, I ignored him. Hanging out with him is making me feel dum I didn’t hear from the middle; he’s speaking one-sidedly. He’s such an otaku.

—Oh, yes, I remembered.

Her tone changed and caught my attention.

-What’s happening?

—Earlier, a girl from the women’s section came looking for you.

—Will Sakura-san finally confess to me?

“Is that your only thought? No, it was the girl who came in before. Well, um, what was her name?”

Higashida began to think with his eyes closed.

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—Ah, yes! The girl with no distinguishing features.

—Mikoto?

—Mikoto-chan has distinctive features. Next time, I’ll take a picture… Ah, I know! How could I forget the

name, being the famous “Seitetsu Academy Beauty Database”?

—It must be very common.

—She looks like you… of course, the librarian… I remember! Akane Mishima!

Ah, Akane. She certainly seemed quite subdued before transforming. Although, why did I remember “she looks

my”?

—What did he want?

—I don’t know exactly, but I told him you hadn’t arrived yet and that I was in the library. He seemed very happy.

—Happy why?

—Who knows. Isn’t it better that you didn’t come?

This guy talks a lot. Well, if they call me, it’s only natural I’ll go. But still, why so happy? Is he…

Did he eat mushrooms for breakfast? I waited until break and went to the library.

I’ve explained this several times, but at Seitetsu Academy, where interactions between men and women They are restricted as in an internment camp; this place is designated as an area of ■■freedom

where both sexes can use it. For that reason, quite a few students use it to relax.

True, Akane went to the male section because of her position as a member of the library committee.

Apparently, there are strong opinions that say if they are going to strictly regulate the interactions between

Men and women should also regulate that place, but it is said that the presidents of the association of Former students and some sensible members have prevented it. Shizuku is also on their side. students.

Akane was at the counter.

—Natsuru-san.

She looked at me with a smile on her face. Hmm, is there something strange about my hairstyle?

—Please wait a moment. I’ll be right there.

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I didn’t have to wait long. She came out almost immediately.

We sat at an inconspicuous desk in a corner of the library. We sat facing each other.

As Higashida said, he was definitely smiling. It didn’t seem forced, so it probably wasn’t them.

Just fake laughter. Maybe she won the lottery? I’m so jealous.

—Natsuru-san, how’s your studying going?

He asked me. After the fuss about the date, I went to the local library to do my homework as a substitute for the

classes.

“Mmm, sort of,” I replied vaguely. It should be something we’ve all experienced, but when They ask you for your results and you can’t give a specific number; most likely it will be “zero”.

Of course, I hadn’t been studying since then either.

“It’s not right. It’s important to do something every day, even if it’s just a little,” she chided me with a smile on he

face. He seems to be in a very good mood.

—The exam is coming up soon, right?

—I feel a little overwhelmed, to be honest.

—I think you’ll be fine, Natsuru-san. Just do your best!

Telling someone who is depressed to “do their best” is forbidden. But it’s not that it’s

depressed.

—So, after the exam…

Suddenly, she began to get restless. What’s wrong? Does she have an itch somewhere? I often get itchy…

My back gets caught in hard-to-reach places, which is always annoying. Moving up and down

Leaning against a post is not something I want others to see.

—Don’t you want to go somewhere together?

-Hey?

I couldn’t help but ask again. What’s going on?

—It’s just to pass the time. Aren’t you free? I’d like to go somewhere if possible…

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There’s no problem with that, but why does it feel so gloomy? It seems I don’t need to wait for the opinion of

Higashida; Akane is a quiet girl. Although it sounds rude to say it out loud, that’s the truth. And because

She gets depressed or saddened by the smallest things. Especially when faced with strong personalities, she It sinks and can’t resurface. It feels like it’s dragging weights on its arms and legs. It remains

perfectly seated in a corner.

Although when it transforms, it becomes an out-of-control steam locomotive, it is usually Very shy. Even in the women’s section, she’s sometimes hard to find.

However, what’s happening this time? Without realizing it, I asked.

—Why again?

—Because, after all, it’s a day off.

—Well, yes, but am I the one who’s going to accompany you?

Akane frowned slightly at my words.

—Natsuru-san, you went out with the president, didn’t you?

—No, that wasn’t exactly a date…

Since I didn’t fully believe it myself, Akane simply ignored me as expected.

—So this time it’s my turn.

And Akane blushed.

—Besides… Natsuru-san… you said I’m your type…

Now that you mention it, I think I said something like that.

Of course, at the top of my ideal type is Sakura-san, boasting a solid defense. I think I learned something like “born to be king” in history class, but she’s really “born to be my

ideal type.”

However, if you ask me about another type I like besides Sakura-san, the truth is I don’t know.

It happens a lot. The answer that comes to mind is Akane. Well, I guess she’s more or less to my liking.

—Hmm, yes, but…

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—So… it’s not okay if I invite you…?

Is that the logic?

She blushed as she looked down.

—Ah, I have more… initiative than the president and Kondou-san, you know…?

I have no idea what she means by “initiative.” To me, she’s still Akane.

Shall we go out and have some fun? Well, I don’t care. I shouldn’t be worried about some stranger.

conspiracy like with the president, so in that sense, it’s relaxing. When we went to the aquarium together, I I tensed up to my shoulders.

—Eer, so, where are we going?

—Uh, is it okay!?

Hey, this is the library, could you lower your voice a bit?

—It doesn’t matter, since Akane-chan was the one who invited me.

—Yes, but…

—So, should we stop?

—N-No, we mustn’t stop!

Akane looked like she was about to cry. Oh, it seems she’s reverting to her old self.

—Na-Natsuru-san, since you said I was your ideal type, please don’t reject the invitation…!

I don’t understand their logic. Is this how things work?

—Yes. Then I won’t refuse.

—Ah… thank you.

She looked genuinely relieved. She’s a busy girl.

—So, where would you like to go?

-Well…

She seemed nervous as she opened her mouth.

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—I… bought a swimsuit…

—Hee.

I threw in a line to show support. Girls spend money on that stuff. Unless it’s something important, I would never buy one.

Akane’s face swelled slightly.

—It’s… a swimsuit.

-Yeah.

—Aren’t you happy?

—A swimsuit… where are you going?

She certainly won’t be carrying an umbrella to a racetrack. It must be because of her job as a magazine model.

Akane seems displeased.

—To the sea. Or to the pool.

—To the sea?

Higashida also mentioned it. Is going to the beach fashionable?

Then I realized my mistake. In summer, going to the sea is normal. If I say I want to go skiing, I should

question my sanity, unless you rule out traveling to the southern hemisphere.

—Ah, to the sea.

—Let’s swim together.

Okay, fine. It’s not that I can’t swim. I drowned and was swept away by a river when I was a kid, but according t My parents rescued me, and I was in a daze for a long time afterward. My brain seemed to have shut down.

due to the impact. It did not become a trauma.

—So, when are we going to go…?

Just as I asked, I received a hard blow to the back.

—Hey, Natsuru!

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From her carefree voice, I know who she is without even looking.

—Hey, why are you hiding from me!?

Its usual volume. It doesn’t seem to take into account that this is a library.

—I’m not hiding.

—You were alone with Akane-chan! You were probably hiding.

Even though he says it with such certainty…

Being alone in the library, what the heck is that? Apparently, there are men and women who do things

improper, but Akane and I are definitely different.

I thought that as I looked at Akane, whose gaze for some reason was not fixed and she seemed nervous.

Come on, focus.

I turned my upper body around and said to Mikoto.

-What do you need?

—What do I need? Of course.

In a way, she was acting arrogantly. She always has a great attitude.

—After you finish your exams, what are you going to do?

—To feel happy.

—How silly! Are you telling me if you plan to look for diamond mines in Africa, drill for oil in the Middle East or mining uranium in Siberia after the exams?

“I don’t do any of that stuff. That’s for con artists, you know? I’m a high school student.” Mikoto nodded.

—So, you’re free?

—Basically, yes.

—Okay. Then, let’s go play, you and I.

-Hey?

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Hey, you too? Is going out the trend this summer? Is it in the fashion magazines or what?

A wrinkle formed on Mikoto’s brow.

—Why that unpleasant tone?

—It’s not that I don’t like it, but…

—When we were little, didn’t we go to faraway places together?

When we went to kindergarten, you say? Even when I didn’t want to, you’d drag me by the hand and you You were hiding on the platform of a truck. Even though I felt helpless and on the verge of tears, you kept laugh I burst out laughing. When we got on the highway, I felt a near-death despair.

—We’re not small anymore.

—Let’s play together.

What does that mean? “Playing” is what you have in mind, and then you come up with reason later.

—Play, you say?

—Why are you using such an unpleasant tone of voice?

—I’m not saying I don’t like it. Hey…

I was going to say I had other plans, but suddenly Akane started talking.

—U-Uhm. Natsuru-san said she doesn’t want to go out.

-Hey?

Mikoto made a strange noise. I was surprised because Akane suddenly started talking.

—Natsuru-san said that after the exams he wants to seclude himself… He’s tired of fighting since he…

became a Kämpfer.

—Why do you get tired of something so fun?

I think only you find it funny.

Anyway, why did Akane start saying things like that? I hadn’t planned on staying home at first.

—I-It’s just that… Natsuru-san… can’t… go out with Kondou-san…

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Although he was somewhat confused, what he was saying was understandable. It seems my outings have been

other people’s.

—Is that really the case?

—Yes… it should be… like this…

-I see.

Mikoto was looking at me out of the corner of her eye.

—Why are you staying home if you don’t want to go out with me?

—Why do you think that?

—That’s the only interpretation I have.

—Hey, after the exams…

Before I could explain, I was interrupted by Akane.

—You’re staying home, right?

Mikoto and I both stared at her. Although Akane hesitated for a moment, she continued.

—Because you’re staying home, Kondou-san, it’s better if… you give up… I think.

—Surrender?

—Oh, the bell’s ringing. I have to get back to class. Excuse me…!

When I noticed, sure enough, the doorbell was ringing. I have to go back too.

Akane-chan left quickly. I got up too.

—Hey Natsuru. Is what Akane-chan said true?

—Not entirely.

—What does that mean?

—Well, anyway…

I answered that way and headed to the men’s section building. I answered vaguely for some reason.

Reason. At least, somewhat in line with what Akane said. I don’t have a specific reason, but.

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Mikoto had her hand on her hip. Suddenly, the two of them had disappeared before her eyes. Really

suspicious. If someone doesn’t doubt that interaction, then a high-altitude plant from Peru will grow on them. head.

Since it’s a class, she also has to return. While thinking about questioning her later, she tries

leave the library.

—You’re pretty laid-back, aren’t you?

Suddenly, a voice rang out.

From the top of the stairs, the student council president was coming down. Mikoto replied to her. unwittingly.

—You’re not late for class, Madam President?

—If I hurry, I’ll arrive just in time.

What she’s saying can’t be true. If a woman as precise as a machine says it, it must be true.

TRUE.

Mikoto heads to the first-year girls’ section building. She happens to run into Shizuku.

They were going in the same direction.

Shizuku, looking ahead, said:

—It’s strange to see you in the library, Kondou-san.

-Oh really?

—Did something happen?

—Well, rather…

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Before she could finish speaking, Mikoto fell silent. It was definitely Shizuku’s question. The president of the The student council doesn’t make moves in vain. It was probably no coincidence that they joined forces to… to return together. Perhaps from the moment he saw her on the stairs, he had already set a goal.

—Can you stop talking? Even though we don’t have time.

—…How do you intend to use me?

—I’m not trying to use you. I just want to ask.

—… Natsuru was in the library.

Mikoto easily surrendered to silence. If she continued to maintain her stance without saying anything, she would

after classes.

—Were you two alone?

—Akane-chan was there too.

—So there were two of them. That’s a bit…

—Well, I thought the same thing. In fact, if you’re wondering why I met Natsuru, I wanted to do

a deal to go out after the exams.

—Ara, a secret affair?

“A secret adventure, President! You and Natsuru were on a date!”

Mikoto suddenly remembered and raised her voice. Shizuku, as always, didn’t change her facial expression.

—Yes, I did that. So what?

—Ehm… well, then Akane-chan answered instead of Natsuru. It seems Natsuru wouldn’t be coming out becaus He will isolate himself at home.

Since there were classes, Mikoto explained briefly. Shizuku was the type who understood something after hear

other.

—It seems you two will be going somewhere together.

—Yes, it seems so. Akane-chan, seriously!

Mikoto was outraged.

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—What do they have to hide? Do they really want to be alone so badly?

—It’s definitely not Senou-kun. Wasn’t it Mishima-san who invited him?

—Hmm, it seems to be active.

—It’s a bit boring, don’t you think?

Mikoto thought, “Well, that’s unexpected.” Saying “boring” wasn’t typical of Shizuku. Could they be revealing so What are their feelings despite their reputation?

—Are you going to interfere?

-I won’t do it.

She flatly denied it.

—Oh, you’re going to let them go on a date together!?

—Are you okay with that, Kondou-san?

—There are no excuses. I don’t like it when he acts behind my back without telling me anything.

—Yes, I suppose so.

It was something foreign to me. It’s unclear if she’s truly jealous. Was what it seemed to be just an illusion? a fleeting emotion I felt a little while ago?

—But when do you plan to go?

—You’ll find that out if you investigate.

“How?” I asked, but since it’s Shizuku, I suppose it will be easy to figure out.

—Should it be a bother then?

—I said it wouldn’t be like that. But… yeah, I guess there are coincidences, aren’t there?

—I’m sure there are some.

—There might even be coincidences that occur on specific dates, right?

That wouldn’t be a coincidence anymore. Mikoto was about to say, but Shizuku didn’t hear her. She turned towa

the third-year building.