Vol. 8.5 Ch. 3
Vol. 8.5 Ch. 3
Chapter 3
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I think life can be divided into three categories. The first is a happy life. The second is a life…
Unhappy. The third is an even more unhappy life. I, of course, am in the last one.
Unhappiness can be divided in several ways, and I fall into the “bad luck with women” category.
In fact, I attend a single-sex high school, which means I have
I have few opportunities to talk to girls my own age. If I happen to talk to one, they’re… like a fierce woman or they only know how to make curry, or she’s the student council president who has bad
intentions. What do you think? I’m unlucky, aren’t I?
Furthermore, all of this has been happening in the last few days. I’ve had terrible experiences in a park.
I had a themed event, ate curry in Gunma, and got mixed up with yakuza at a Bon Odori festival. My life is like..
I was constantly losing in a gambling game. There’s nothing good to say.
And that’s not all. After that, Mikoto took me to school, and there were confrontations again.
What’s shocking is that Sakura-san appeared with an extremely terrifying face and challenged me to a fight. I won’t go into details about this terrifying event, but it truly was terrifying. Sakura-san with her fangs What was revealed, however, was fascinating.
When unhappiness persists like this, one feels like purging one’s bad luck. I thought seriously about it.
I was thinking of going to a shrine to ask for help with that, but since I went recently, I didn’t feel like showing up
again.
However, I didn’t want to shut myself up at home either. In fact, it was thanks to being at home that I was dragg And Akane arrived.
So what should I do? I should go outside. That’s a really great thought. My
My creativity is incredible. Couldn’t they hire me at Google or something?
So, in the middle of the summer heat and without any money, I went outside.
(Where will I go…?)
Under the intense sun, I began to walk aimlessly.
It was already past noon. I had been sleeping until now. Today I also woke up feeling sad. having curry for breakfast.
He didn’t have a particular goal. He was just turning corners in the quiet neighborhood.
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(What if I stop at the station…)
It’s not that I have anything against the station, but if I keep hanging around there, there’s a chance of…
I might run into someone I know. I wouldn’t mind running into them, but in the end it wouldn’t be a good sign.
So, if that happens, there’s no other option but to keep walking in a completely unknown direction.
But I don’t want to get lost. If this were with Mikoto, I’d say she likes “the unknown” and would throw herself into
places never seen before. I admire that inclination towards adventure.
Where I live is right in the center between the JR station, the private station, and the subway station. When
When I say “station ahead,” I always mean the JR station. The station ahead is quite busy and Lively. Many students from Seitetsu Academy pass through here.
(Should I head towards the subway…?)
I don’t use it at all, so I hardly know what’s there. I’m sure Higashida said something like, “There are hardly any Whatever it is, let’s give it a try. There has to be some fast food.
I walk slowly. I want to avoid direct sunlight, but if I run I sweat, so in the end I end up walking.
After a while, the subway sign appeared. It’s closer than I thought.
Well, when I looked around.
—… There’s nothing…
As Higashida said, there are hardly any shops. It’s normal to find a konbini (convenience store) in Japan. Today, but there’s no fast food. There’s something that looks like a cafeteria, but it had a sign that said
“CLOSED”.
—With this heat, what am I supposed to do…?
I look around and, on the other side of the traffic light, there’s a secondhand bookstore. If you go a little further Furthermore, you reach an area where some wealthy people live. Of course, I’ve never been there.
Okay, I’ll go in there. Reading while standing isn’t prohibited, and it should have air conditioning. That’ll save me
of money compared to fast food. There are no chairs, but that can’t be avoided.
I wait for the light to turn green, cross quickly, and go through the automatic door. The cold air It enveloped my body. Ah, that feels good.
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Do you read manga too? For now, we’re going to try to read all the volumes of Golgo 13. I’m heading towards th bookshelf with many standing readers.
—Ara…
—Wow!
Voices were heard. I almost bumped into a familiar face.
The person in question was bewildered, but soon returned to normal.
—It’s strange to see you around here.
—And you, Madam President, what are you doing here!
The person I almost bumped into was Shizuku, the student council president. Because of her Dressed casually, he looked much older than usual.
Shizuku seemed intrigued.
-Because?
—This isn’t a place for the president to come and go, is it?
—Do you think so? It’s cheap here.
Is she here because it’s cheap? Of course, that’s natural, but if she were the president, she should go to Village Vanguard.
—If I live nearby, then I’ll do it. It’s more convenient.
-Oh really?
—Yes. I’m a high school student. So I should act my age.
But now she looks like an actress or a model. Out of place.
—What about the student council? Aren’t you getting overwhelmed with assignments?
—I reached an agreement with them this morning. I went back home briefly and then went out again.
In her hand she holds a book that looks difficult. Something about accounting. Is this a book for students of
secondary?
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—Are you going to buy it?
—Yes. I love reading after rakugo (a traditional form of Japanese comic storytelling). I feel that I am growing.
I don’t really feel that way. Aren’t manga any good?
Shizuku headed to the checkout. I’ll take advantage of this and try to leave the store.
-Wait.
They nailed me to the spot.
—Now that we’ve finally met, stay here.
We just saw each other a few days ago, but we’ll still have to see each other at school when Let it begin. But having said that, I can’t go anywhere. I decided to wait patiently until I finished. to pay.
It took a while. There weren’t any other customers, but the person was being slow.
After a while, he arrived.
—Sorry for the wait.
—You took a long time.
The employee invited me for tea. I declined.
—You could have accepted.
That way I could go home.
—When I told him my boyfriend was waiting for me, he gave up.
—Hee, where is it?
—Here, you.
I suppose. Won’t that nonsense somehow get better?
For some reason, Shizuku often calls me “boyfriend.” It seems she uses the term quite commonly, even though
such as the name of a new food additive called “kareshi” (a common and colloquial term, equivalent to (to say “my boy” or “my boyfriend” in Spanish). This seems to mean that Shizuku and I are dating.
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I’m not kidding. I’m trying to keep Sakura-san in check. Although even that control has begun to…
To stumble a little. Is this some kind of punishment or penance?
Shizuku is beautiful and has a great body, and she’s very popular at Seitetsu, but I’m not interested in her.
Absolutely. Because it doesn’t look real. I wouldn’t even believe it was CGI if someone told me.
Therefore, I try to keep my distance as much as possible, but in Kämpfer’s current situation, I often find myself forced to act alongside her.
But we’re just in the middle of a break right now, so I don’t think it’s necessary for me to appear at certain times. like this.
Shizuku and I left the store together. Despite my feelings, we naturally ended up like this.
—You have nothing to do, do you?
Shizuku said. How did she know I didn’t have a purpose?
—No, but…
—That’s how I felt.
If you can tell just from how I feel, I must have seemed pretty boring.
—There are no shops around here, so come home with me.
—The president’s house, huh…? Is it that close to here?
—I said it was a neighborhood address. That address.
He pointed in the direction of a residential neighborhood lined with large houses.
—… Wow, you live in a nice place.
—It’s not that big of a deal.
He said that, but it’s clearly much bigger than my house.
-Come on.
Although I didn’t say I was going, Shizuku started walking quickly. She seems convinced that the I will continue.
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I had some doubts, but I decided to go along with it. If I go back now, I’m sure they’d give me a hard time at the
school.
After passing several streets, the neighborhood gradually transformed into a residential area
peaceful.
It appears that this area was developed by a private railway company before the war as a neighborhood
Luxury residential development. Apparently, the railway, which was essential, was routed elsewhere and the pr But vestiges of that still remain, and it’s an area where one cannot easily live without a certain
capital.
Each house is quite large. You can’t own that many houses in Tokyo. Even though it’s daytime, It’s quite quiet, and that’s one of the characteristics of a luxury neighborhood, they say.
—On the way back from there.
I follow the path according to the directions.
—There it is.
I see a plaque that says “Sangou”. It was a house with brown exterior walls. It seems to have twice as much.
It’s bigger than my house. If my father saw it, he would start crying.
She opened the door with a key.
—Please. There’s nobody here now.
I said “excuse me for bothering you” just in case. The interior was beautiful too; perhaps they had renovated?
—This is the living room, sit down.
It was a spacious living room again. There was a large television, about 50 inches. The air conditioning It was on, but it had been left on. That’s a waste of electricity.
—I’m going to get some drinks.
Shizuku threw down the book she had brought and went to the kitchen. It wasn’t divided, but rather connected.
I sat down on the sofa and looked around again. It was spacious, or rather, it had high ceilings. It was a Luxurious construction. You could also go directly out to the garden from here, and it was quite large.
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It also seemed to be two stories, but it was completely different from my place. Is this what class society is all a Is it time for a revolution?
—It’s not like I bought it.
Suddenly, Shizuku was there and made barley tea.
“My father is in business, so he built this house because he was successful. It’s a pretty common story.” Putting money into the land, isn’t that right?
Is your dad at work?
“Isn’t he? He hasn’t come back in a while. He’s probably at his lover’s apartment, isn’t he?” -Hey!
“I almost spilled the barley tea,” Shizuku said calmly.
—That’s true. He introduced me to his lover earlier. She was really beautiful, you know?
—You’re definitely joking, right?
—No, it’s true.
—What is your mom doing?
—My mother is also a businesswoman. She shouldn’t have time for affairs; perhaps she just enjoys her He’s working. He’s probably shopping in Southeast Asia.
—So the president is alone all the time?
—More or less since I started high school, that’s how it’s been.
Shizuku was drinking something like cold herbal tea. There were no interruptions in her movements or in
their dialogues.
Normally, with a family environment like that, you’d end up straying from the path. If I were in the same situation
In that situation, I would probably break all the windows in the house to stabilize my mind. However, she It didn’t show a trace of that kind of atmosphere. It seemed to have come to terms with itself afterward.
Something to reflect on. What kind of mental strength does he have? Or perhaps this life has cultivated that me
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But it also makes sense that he developed this distant and cold personality. Suddenly, the air The air conditioning started to feel cold.
—What are you thinking about?
Shizuku asked. I jumped.
—You don’t seem to be thinking about anything good.
—That’s none of your business.
I tried to avoid the question. I couldn’t tell the truth.
—Oh, by the way, wasn’t the president recruited by the entertainment industry when she was little?
Why didn’t you go?
—Ara, do you want me to come?
—I think that path would be the most suitable for you.
After all, you are beautiful. Not that being beautiful is important to a boy, but if you have a With such a good appearance, you’re sure to stand out on television.
—I wasn’t interested. I prefer being a normal high school student.
—Everyone says you’re perfect. It’s not normal at all.
—Perfect, huh?
Somehow, she didn’t seem interested. Shizuku placed the glass on the table.
—The perfection of a high school student is quite debatable. You simply know how to play sports and Studying, isn’t that right?
—Getting top marks in all subjects and beating the boys in sports, that’s not something you see so easily.
—Japan is big. There could be someone like that, right?
—I doubt there is one.
The girl in front of me was like a miracle. Not only because she wasn’t a peasant, but simply because she existe If there’s one in a hundred million, that’s considered quite a lot. Although it seems she doesn’t see it that way.
—Everyone says the same thing.
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His tone of voice seemed bored.
—Is it an exaggeration to arrest a simple high school student?
—Even the teachers are evaluating you, right?
—Yes. Whether I go to the University of Tokyo or Kyoto, or go abroad, those are the only options. conversations that are overheard.
By the way, Shizuku is a third-year high school student. She should normally be considering
your future.
—Aren’t you going to take my opinion into account?
She’s sighing slightly. It’s an unusual gesture for her.
Shizuku is a perfect person, so whatever path she chooses, she will reach the top. Whether in the world
in entertainment or academia. But certainly, these are more the hopes of others than their own.
of one’s own free will. Following the hopes of others isn’t always wrong, is it? Is this the way in which Do people like me choose their path?
For now, I decided to ask.
—What does the president want?
—What do you think my wish is?
—Don’t answer with questions… are you a comedian?
—The world of women is quite limited, isn’t it?
—Perhaps you could become a model?
—I don’t have any desire to be seen, so that’s not it.
—Then I don’t know.
It’s not about me. I don’t even really understand things about myself.
-That’s how it is…
Shizuku suddenly laughed.
—Perhaps a wife, don’t you think?
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—… What are you saying?
The surprise came first. Isn’t that what a primary school girl wishes for? A politician? A dictator?
—It’s not that unusual. It’s a universal desire of girls.
—Is it appropriate for a woman to use the word “universal”?
It’s cute when a little girl says it. But when Shizuku says it, dreams and reality blend together and
Everything becomes confusing.
“Whether it’s appropriate or not, it’s something one should think about at least once.” —Is anyone interested in you?
Shizuku scoffed.
—Who knows.
—If it’s not there, it doesn’t make sense, right?
—That’s right. So, it’s there.
—Say hello to him for me.
I ended the conversation abruptly. I had a bad feeling.
Shizuku smiled bitterly and poured barley tea into my glass. She’s been laughing a lot lately.
Regardless of the situation.
—… Well, with Kämpfer’s arrival, the future has become uncertain.
I agree with that. It will be a problem not only for Shizuku, but also for me, Akane, and Mikoto.
Equally important. And also for the white Kämpfer group.
—By the way, Senou-kun.
—Hmm?
Nibbling on ice, I asked back.
Are you busy after this?
—Well, nothing.
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I decided not to do anything in particular, so I’m free. I don’t have any money to travel. I spent it all in Gunma.
—Haven’t you done anything since you got back from the amusement park?
—That’s not true. I’ve been dating.
—So you’re going on a trip or something.
—Going to Gunma isn’t quite a trip, is it?
Although I said it without thinking, Shizuku caught on immediately.
—Gunma? Do you have any relatives there?
—No. I went because I was invited.
It’s not something that needs to be hidden, so I’ll say it clearly. Shizuku is quite normal.
—… Can I ask you something?
-What is it?
—Who did you go with?
—With Mikoto.
There was a clang. Shizuku roughly put the glass down. Perhaps she hadn’t meant to, but it made quite a racke
strong.
The liquid spilled on the table.
—Hey, you spilled it.
Shizuku didn’t think much of it. Maybe she hadn’t even realized it had spilled.
—What did you do with Kondou-san? Did you spend the night together?
—We didn’t do anything. It was just a round trip.
—You wouldn’t come back without doing anything, would you?
Why is she so interested? I don’t remember casting a line.
—I went to eat curry. She’s very persuasive.
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—I can make as much curry as you want. Is that all?
—That’s all… ah.
A memory surfaced. What happened when he forced me to eat curry.
-That?
Shizuku leaned slightly forward. An almost imperceptible reaction.
-… It’s no big deal.
—That can’t be. Answer me.
It was like a police interrogation. The tone, which doesn’t allow for refusals, is what this means. Even if I haven’t I’ve done nothing, it seems I’ll have to talk. It’s a breeding ground for false accusations.
—Despite responding…
—What did you do?
—I didn’t do anything, it was done to me. A kiss…
Ah, I said it.
Shizuku’s expression didn’t change. Of course, she didn’t transform like Akane. It seems her atmosphere It changed a little, but returned to normal immediately.
—Hmm… Senou-kun kissed Kondou-san.
She was sitting deep on the sofa, arms crossed. For some reason, I felt nervous.
—No, that was an accident… or maybe not, but that’s what it was.
—That girl, maybe that was his first kiss, wasn’t it?
—It seems so.
—Her first kiss was with Natsuru, right? I’m sure Kondou-san enjoyed it.
Somehow, my name became Natsuru. What’s going on?
But, although I tried to protest, I couldn’t find the words.
—I don’t know how it feels.
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—When I kissed Natsuru, it was nice.
—…
In fact, my first kiss was stolen by this girl. Isn’t it like a rapist is bragging about it?
same?
—How was it?
Whatever you say.
I have no impressions or anything. All I have is the taste of curry. Mikoto said the same thing. After You’ve eaten, right?
Shizuku is staring at me with her arms crossed. Because of that, I can’t touch the barley tea.
Why do I have to shrink back? Anyway, isn’t it my business who I kiss? Actually, I would have liked to kiss Sakura-san.
—Hey, Madam President…
—It’s nice to have a childhood friend, isn’t it?
Suddenly, he says something strange.
—Because that way you can reduce the distance so easily. I too would have liked to have been born like the frie Natsuru’s childhood.
It doesn’t make sense. I also wanted to be someone who could live in a house like this. She doesn’t undo her arms. She simply has the air of a businessman who’s been wronged. a mistake.
—… I don’t think I have a personality that will crumble just because my boyfriend flirted a little.
—What the hell does that mean?
—I can’t help but feel annoyed. It drives me crazy.
It’s like a riddle. Does that mean Shizuku isn’t mentally stable? She’s got thicker nerves. than the mooring lines of a passenger ship.
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When I look closely, her fingers are gently tapping her crossed arms. It doesn’t look like she’s sending anything It’s Morse code, so it must be something to do with his heart. It also looks like he’s about to start shaking. of poverty.
—Eer, are you angry?
-It’s not that.
—You feel nauseous…
-Yeah.
Woah. It seems we don’t understand each other.
The gaze is painful. Although I don’t believe I’ve done anything wrong, I feel exposed to criticism. Is it as if in During elementary school handwriting class, I would be writing something and they would tell me “correct this th
class representation?
—Natsuru.
—Hey, don’t just call me by my name.
—Natsuru.
-… Yeah.
I was overwhelmed by their intensity. When I’m with this person, I feel weaker than a fly in front of a… insecticide.
—Did you go on a date because you’re childhood friends?
—I was invited to eat curry.
—Do you like curry that much?
Not really. Mikoto is quite persistent. Isn’t she?
They all seem to want to take me somewhere. Why? Is there a reward for taking me far away or something?
That’s not a date, it looks more like a kidnapping.
Shizuku sighed softly.
—… It’s hard to beat such a pure childhood friend.
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—What are you saying about winning? It’s not a war.
—It’s something like that. Kondou-san is a strong opponent… and that was it?
—When I say it’s everything, I mean everything… but…
Although I tried to hide my line with vagueness, Shizuku wasn’t fooled.
—There’s still something more, huh?
—Mikoto wasn’t… as… as with Akane-chan.
—Mishima-san? How many girls do you intend to sleep with?
—I didn’t do it! It was just a coincidence, I didn’t do anything. We just went to the Bon Odori festival yesterday.
—Ah, yes, they were making one at the Hoshiyutaka shrine, weren’t they?
—You know a lot of details. It was just the two of us.
—What did they do?
Her eyes somehow sharpened. To the naked eye, there was nothing different about her behavior.
It was common, but in this girl’s case, her gaze was as sharp as a needle. I’m sure masochists would like it.
I would love to.
—We didn’t do anything…
—You probably kissed Mishima-san, right?
—I didn’t do it. Although it was close.
I spoke without thinking, very clearly.
Shizuku looked like she was about to sigh deeply at any moment. Which means her strength Mental had won after all.
—I’m really getting tired.
I wouldn’t mind at all if they came to hate me.
—What you’re imagining is wrong. It’s about a weak position. It’s like wanting to curse yourself. oneself.
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Personally, I don’t feel like cursing myself. Sometimes I’d like to reprimand my own Stupidity suddenly. In fact, it happens often.
—Having your childhood friend with the boy you like… I’m not the least fortunate.
—Hey, what are you talking about? It’s incomprehensible.
—Okay. I don’t expect you to understand.
I felt slightly slighted.
—It seems that stealing a first kiss wasn’t enough. Will something more be needed?
Is he casually hinting at something terrifying? Now I feel like my life is in danger.
Although it is difficult to imagine that Shizuku could take someone’s life, there are similar cases.
I heard that two years ago there was a bad teacher at Seitetsu Academy. He was very biased and bullied stude
sexually abused the students. His story was completely opposite to the cruel stories of teachers today. in a day.
He received a question from a student and said “wait a moment” before leaving early that day.
Next, it is said that the professor in question resigned. It seems Shizuku did something safe, since there are Rumors that he had pressured the director to fire him. It’s great that, as a result of his
resignation, a local government like the current one has been established. That teacher would eventually have He was fired anyway, but thanks to that, he was eventually caught for acts of harassment six months later.
I can’t stand being treated the same way. Will they accuse me of sexual harassment too?
She drinks her tea in silence. For now, my life is not in danger. For now.
Shizuku glanced out the window. When I looked the same way, the sun was already setting well below the horiz It’s already late. How quickly.
I turned my gaze away, but Shizuku kept staring.
Are there birds flying?
—…This is not right.
-What’s happening?
—We might be being watched.
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I was surprised. Being watched?
—It could be that someone is watching this house.
—That’s how I feel.
—…Perhaps for a white Kämpfer?
-Could be.
What a mess. Until now, the Kämpfers had never fought in their adversary’s home. Only the apartment. Sakura-san’s case was an exception, but since then… We had no intention of attacking; there was a kind of… of an “implicit line that should not be crossed,” but if that doesn’t work, the situation is going to get more and mo Chemical weapons or nuclear attacks could even be used.
Where is the enemy? And why is Shizuku, whom we should have found, so calm?
—President, if that’s the case, we should call Akane-chan and Mikoto soon…
—Why would you call them?
—The more allies we have, the better, don’t you think?
—I see. I understand.
She glanced at her watch. It showed no signs of tension.
—It’s almost time to prepare dinner.
She said that as she stood up. Ah, I see. Like me, she lives alone. But is this really the time to Do that?
—Are you okay with the white Kämpfer?
—Natsuru, what do you want to eat?
Suddenly he asked me that.
—… If you’re going to prepare dinner, I’d better leave so as not to disturb you.
—Natsuru, come and eat.
Huh? He didn’t even ask me naturally.
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—I’m sorry. Besides, the enemy…
—It’s not that the annoyance changes. Among people who live alone, it’s fine, right?
—There is food at home.
—It’s curry, right?
Yes, that’s right. He’s got me completely figured out. Like a butterfly caught in a spider’s web.
—Let’s buy the ingredients together.
-Me too?
—Aren’t you going unless I give you an order?
That’s not it, but I’m worried about how Shizuku is manipulating me. And I repeat, but what about Kämpfer? white…
Even if he said so, it wouldn’t make any difference. He could only obey.
There wasn’t a supermarket nearby, so we had to walk quite a way. In the opposite direction from the subway.
—Isn’t it uncomfortable being so far away?
—People here use cars.
I understand. But we can’t do the same.
Shizuku looked around several times once she stepped outside, but finally stopped. Could there be…
Has the enemy disappeared?
The supermarket was surprisingly large and, in keeping with the standard of living of the residents, it also displa Expensive food. Of course, there were cheaper options too, and it was probably just a matter of choosing. correctly.
Shizuku placed a basket in the cart. I was in charge of pushing it.
—I look like a servant.
—Rather, wouldn’t you be the husband of a newlywed?
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Don’t say scary things.
—In case the enemy attacks, make sure to protect the contents of the basket at that time.
It seems that food is more important than I am.
From the vegetable section to the meat and fish section. She skillfully placed the food items in the basket.
—Do you come often?
—Yes. I don’t usually accumulate a lot of food in the refrigerator.
—I guess you work late at the student council. You barely have time to cook.
—The student council isn’t all that great. At Seitetsu Academy, the powers of the student council and the
Student rights are greater than in other schools, so it’s likely to be more
I’m busier than adults, but I don’t think it’s a big deal compared to working life.
Sometimes I wonder, I admire Shizuku’s realism. She doesn’t seem to consider at all that what is
Doing something incredible or admirable. He probably understands his position as a student well.
Although I say this, I haven’t actually even found out.
—If it’s okay to do it quickly with a shortcut, I can cook easily.
—So today will also be with a shortcut.
—That’s interesting.
It was a thought-provoking dialogue.
Shizuku had bought some spices and other things for the block of pork. Also several
other things.
The amount was strangely large. We can’t eat it all just the two of us.
—Is Natsuru a fan of Japanese food?
—It’s not that it’s like that, but…
—So, this is okay, right?
There were many parents with children in the supermarket, choosing ingredients in the same way. A child of The kindergartener said, “Who are those kids?” and a woman who appeared to be his mother replied, “They’re
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“married,” but it’s unpleasant for the heart, so I’d prefer they stopped. Are there really newlyweds? married so young?
—Speaking of which, Madam President.
—What’s up? Do you want to buy some candy?
Am I an elementary school student? … I’ll buy them. But really, what about the enemy?
—There are also options for those types of people.
—No, there isn’t. We don’t know where they might attack us.
—It’s not like they’re going to attack us.
They might do it.
—They won’t. Because they’re not the white Kämpfers.
What? Is it different?
—Are you lying?
—That’s not a lie. It’s true that they were watching me.
-What do you mean?
Shizuku pointed behind me.
—That’s the question.
I quickly turned around. There were three girls I recognized, lined up.
—Yei, Natsuru-tan!
On behalf of the three, the vice president made a V sign.
The situation was so shocking that I was stunned, but I don’t think anyone can blame me. It’s beyond my contro Responsibility. I knew the three girls in class 2-4 of the girls’ section were unpredictable, but why Did they have to be in a supermarket?
“It seems that Senou-san is wondering,” the treasurer said, speaking on behalf of the group.
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—My house is right across the street from the student council president’s house.
—…Huh?
—In other words, they have been continuously observing the movements.
I looked at Shizuku.
—So the idea that it seemed like we were being watched is…
-That’s how it is.
Woah. I grabbed my head with my hands.
These three, in particular. Not only has a difficulty passed, but before she left, she already had another one in fr Another difficulty. It’s like being hit by a typhoon every few days. It’s as if I’m in some kind of
jam of misfortunes.
We met yesterday in Gunma. I thought we wouldn’t see each other again until after the holidays. summer.
—Did the president know that the treasurer’s house is next door?
—Of course. I already knew that.
He said it as if it were obvious.
—At least you could have told me…
—Why should I tell a man like Senou?
Emphasizing “man.” Surely, it wouldn’t be appropriate to say it any other way here. But even
When we’re alone, couldn’t you have told me? The real reason is probably “because I didn’t know.”
“You asked,” or “I thought you already knew.” Or maybe he just wants to enjoy watching my reaction. That seem
likely.
The class president and the other two are watching as I become speechless.
—But putting the president aside, Senou-san surprised me.
—Yes, yes. Natsuru-tan is unexpected, isn’t he?
—It must be because of the smell of money.
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The treasurer always gets straight to the point.
I can no longer escape or hide. I was about to say that, in reality, I’m being treated like a
I was enslaved by the president because of debts, but I stopped. It would be a problem if they believed me.
“It seems the rumors were true after all,” said the class president. Just in case, I asked:
—Do the rumors refer to…?
—It is rumored that the president is dating Senou-san.
—No, that…!
-That’s how it is.
Shizuku recognized him easily. Woah!
—President, stop!
—There’s no point in hiding it.
—It’s not like I’m hiding it…
—So it was true after all.
The president nodded deeply. It seemed she meant that I was right.
—We received a message from Sakura-san saying “Shizuku-chan has a boyfriend.” Despite it being summer, th The newspaper has been bombarded with inquiries because of this big news. When people find out that it’s The boy Senou, there will be more surprises.
Of course there will be surprises! If I were in their place, I’d probably faint.
—At first I thought it would be a banker or a civil servant as my partner.
The vice president seemed very cheerful. It seems she loves it when things get complicated, that’s why She’s so happy.
—It’s a big surprise. There’s been a huge uproar in the world of illegal gambling.
Were they gambling again? Is Shizuku’s boyfriend really that interesting?
-By the way…
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The treasurer stared at us.
—Are you two out shopping?
-Yeah.
—Hoo! This is a supermarket, and what they mainly sell are ingredients. If we consider the Time, it’s time to prepare dinner. Isn’t that right?
—Natsuru-tan is going to eat at the president’s house!
The vice president laughed happily. Although she also says “Natsuru-tan is a pervert,” that’s not so bad.
What to see.
The class president seemed impressed.
—You’re already so close, aren’t you?
-Yeah.
Shizuku nodded immediately.
—We both live alone. Isn’t it natural for us to have this relationship?
—So the president is cooking dinner.
-That’s how it is.
What does that mean? The situation is getting worse fast. Hey, isn’t anyone going to listen to my excuses?
—Hey, Madam President.
—What’s wrong, Natsu?
He told me kindly, and I was speechless.
—In the end, they call each other by their names, right?
—Natsuru-tan seems happy.
—What does Senou-san call you?
You gave those three supplies again! If I keep this up, won’t I be dead before school even starts?
Perhaps it would be best to escape from here and calm my feelings.
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—Do you want to eat together too?
Shizuku started saying unnecessary things. The class president seemed surprised.
—Is that okay? I won’t be a bother, will I?
—Okay. Anyway, I suppose they’re planning to watch us from the house across the street, right?
—Of course, even inside the house it’s a bit excessive. I’d be monitoring the entrances and exits.
—Let’s eat together. The hassle of cooking doesn’t vary that much.
The three of them were delighted and responded with a “of course”.
Clearly, I’m included in that “together” too. Although I didn’t ask, I understand.
I left the supermarket in a mood four times worse. If I were with Sakura-san, I’d think that
It would be paradise on earth if I died now, but now it’s almost like hell. It doesn’t matter when I die.
We walked in a line of five. From what I overheard on the way, it seems the class president and the others They returned from Gunma yesterday and today were having a reflection meeting at the treasurer’s house.
Reflect on what?
But the situation worsened when we suddenly showed up. The meeting was canceled, and time passed. to an emergency surveillance mode.
—It seems Senou-san went to Gunma with Kondou-san. We can’t neglect either the president or Senousan so The president was saying that. I want to be left alone.
However, when this happens, girls usually tend to talk about infidelity and things like that, but
These three don’t do it that much. Apparently, they only think of me as if I were an insect trying to mate.
Somehow, that saves me.
The class president and the others went back to the treasurer’s house for a moment. They came back right awa Shizuku’s house didn’t change much with the addition of three people. Surely the treasurer’s house That’s also true.
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—I’m going to cook, can anyone help me?
-Yeah.
-I will do that!
—I’m going to help.
Apparently, all three of them were going to cook. Truly incredible. Even the treasurer, who usually buys food. questionable, I was working seriously that day.
They all put on aprons. Hey, they all look good on each other. What’s going on?
The kitchen in this house has enough space for four or five people to move around at the same time
time. It’s electric and very different from the old stove that used to emit strong flames.
The ingredients were quickly chopped and thrown into the pots and pans. I wanted to do something, but even Setting a big table and putting out the dishes was done by the girls, so I was left useless. And here I am, a
useless without the courage to flee.
The rice cooker is beeping. When was the rice last washed?
“We have rice, but overall it’s Chinese food,” Shizuku says.
—It’s not miso soup, it’s egg soup.
I see, is this the smell of Chinese spices?
The vice president served the rice. I haven’t done anything yet, but every time I’m served, what does it mean? murmur “aah”?
The dishes are placed one after another on the table. Pork with green pepper, pork stew, Spring rolls, Chinese-style salad. Rice and soup.
Even with many hands, they accomplished so much. Not a single dish is ready. It’s like a small
restaurant.
“The president did most of it,” the class president said, impressed.
—That person is incredible. She has skillful hands and is confident in the kitchen.
—I imagine so…
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—It seems like he’s taking care of you, so Senou-kun can relax.
So it’s not because we’re dating.
The drinks are ready too. Barley tea and juice in plastic bottles. Maybe I suspected they did it. with a juicer, but obviously it wasn’t like that.
—Okay, let’s eat.
Shizuku takes off her apron. Everyone sits down.
The girls’ meal is cheerful. The three from class 2-4 are strange, and the room is brightly lit.
as if a capacitor from an old television had exploded, but the atmosphere still remains
animated.
As the only boy, I have no choice but to silently drink the egg soup and shrink back. Sakura-san He’s not here.
-By the way…
The class president says while eating a spring roll.
—When did you decide to start dating the president, Senou-san?
Here it comes. Girls love these kinds of conversations.
—I don’t remember exactly when it was.
—Why is the president responding?!
—Then you say what you think.
When was it… although we’re not dating.
But the class members are very interested. Even if I deny it, they don’t seem to believe me.
—In my opinion, it was before the final exam.
The treasurer takes something out of her agenda.
—According to data from the Beauty Research Club and Sangou Shizuku-sama’s Lecturing Club,
The president visited the boys’ section, class 2-4, before the cultural festival. However, at that At the time he was with Kaede Sakura, so it’s likely they weren’t dating yet.
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Why do they have that information? Is it okay to talk about the club’s illegal activities in front of everyone? Ugh, Too many things to get involved in, but even if I do, the situation doesn’t seem to change. —Furthermore, at that time, the first-year student, Mikoto Kondou, had returned to school. Now When I think about it, the spark was already there.
—Do whatever you want!
Spark? Sounds like the great Edo fire (referring to several devastating fires that occurred in the Edo city (present-day Tokyo) during the Edo period (1603-1868). Call the fire department.
—According to my intuition, a little more is needed.
The vice president was drinking cola from a PET bottle in large gulps. I thought she had bought it.
saying it was for her, but does he do these things?
—It’s very common that when the president’s job gets busy, men like Natsuru Take advantage of the opportunity when she’s tired.
—That doesn’t sound real!
—What has kept the student council busy recently has been the cultural festival. We started
to leave around the end of the festival. What do you think?
—That’s not entirely correct. I’m not dating the president— -What a pity.
I couldn’t finish my sentence. The president’s words interrupted me.
—We kissed there. Unfortunately, that was all.
Kyaahh! The three of them started making noise. Why are they making such feminine voices? More than that, w Does it mean “lamentable”?
The vice president peeked out from behind.
—Did they just kiss? Really?
—We also go on dates.
—And what else? And what else?
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—He once pushed me and knocked me down.
Again, shouting and screaming. I’m the one who should be screaming.
—Natsuru-san knocked her down. So she’s fast!
—It was rape, wasn’t it?
Why is the treasurer so direct? I finally got to speak here.
—It’s not like I knocked her down by force.
—Knocking someone down requires a certain amount of strength, you know?
The treasurer calmly pointed. She’s right, but…
—But Natsuru knocked me down right after I got out of the shower.
Shizuku said.
—That was an attack, wasn’t it?
—But I didn’t really do anything.
—He undressed me.
Well, there was a surprise in the vocals. Damn, despite their critical tone, all three were shining.
—Was there that much buildup?
—No, that was rape.
—So Senou-san tore the president’s clothes, right?
Hey, wait! The last part is incorrect.
—It wasn’t ripped, the president took her clothes off herself!
—He threatened to do worse things to me if I didn’t do it!
—I didn’t do it!
However, the class members didn’t believe me. Or rather, they didn’t seem willing to believe me. If it’s about
Given a choice between two options, they always choose the one that complicates things the most; that’s their c
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—It seems Senou-san is surprisingly violent…
The treasurer jots it down in her notepad. Hey, you wouldn’t happen to try selling that somewhere, would you?
—Wouldn’t it be better for the president to file a domestic violence complaint?
—This is also a form of love. Don’t worry, I’ll fix it.
So why do you assume we’re dating?
I took a deep breath. I’m clearly at a disadvantage with a four-to-one ratio. I’ll have to I will strive harder than ever to uncover the truth.
—Listen everyone. I don’t have a girlfriend in particular.
—So you have a girlfriend who’s not particularly special, huh?
—Like figures?
The president and vice president say unnecessary things. No. I don’t have a hobby of loving figures and
objects created.
—Don’t mix things up. The one who truly loves me is… Sakura-san.
Although it was a shocking confession, nobody batted an eye.
—So, what happened?
—Natsuru-tan, that’s boring.
—According to research by the Beauty Research Club, it appears that 22 percent of boys
of the section have some admiration for Sakura-san. This adds to the twenty-four percent of the
president, thus becoming the object of the greatest admiration, and increasing even more if those who They admire both of them.
So, does that mean it’s so normal that it doesn’t matter at all?
But look, every time the discussion about “Kaede Sakura vs. Shizuku Sangou” comes up in class, I always
I supported Sakura-san. It’s an obvious fact that, in terms of beauty and kindness, Sakura-san surpasses Shizuku. Recently, he’s been saying strange things to me every time he calls, but oh well, that’s not It matters.
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Anyway, for me, my love for Sakura-san is a valuable part of my identity. Even though lately it has
has been constantly trampled on.
—It’s too late for Sakura-san.
The class vice president had already destroyed my innocent love.
—That girl will never have a boyfriend. Instead, shouldn’t you be happier about being her boyfriend?
The president?
—No, I’m not. I’ve always had feelings for Sakura-san…
—By the way, what about Kondou-san?
The president intervened from one side.
—You went to Gunma together, right?
—It wasn’t exactly a date.
—They kissed, didn’t they?
I was surprised. Hey, what are you saying?
—No, that was…
—It was a kiss.
The president looked like a prosecutor pursuing a crime.
I glanced discreetly to the side, but she was surprisingly calm.
—You and Kondou-san are childhood friends, right?
—Well, yes.
—Even though you went to Gunma two days ago, have you already ruled it out?
—I haven’t ruled it out!
—So you’re playing both sides. I’m disappointed in you.
She didn’t seem disappointed. Rather, she seemed pleased to get the answer she expected. But it wasn’t TRUE.
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The president brought her bag closer.
—In fact, I brought this photo a little while ago.
I wanted to tell him to stop, but it was too late.
She took a picture of Kondou and me kissing.
—Look, Madam President, just like this!
Shizuku received it. Won’t she be angry?
She looked at the photo with complete indifference.
—It’s a good shot.
—Yes, it is. We even researched the lighting for this.
I see, they even showed us where to sit.
Shizuku stared intently at the photo. She had the demeanor of a science researcher.
—Is the tongue inside?
—What do you think?
He’s not inside.
—Can I take this?
—Of course. I can make as many copies as you want.
What are you going to take? You’re not collecting strange things, are you?
In any case, she maintained a calm demeanor. It seems that even the president felt suspicious and
asked:
—Is that photo okay?
—I won’t use it to curse anyone.
—Aren’t you going to get angry?
—Well, maybe I feel a little envious.
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Shizuku had already finished eating.
—I cannot allow even the slightest infidelity.
Even the president and the others were genuinely surprised.
—Do you really have to say it like that?
—The president is the perfect woman for men.
—I’m going to record that statement and save it in the database.
Shizuku showed no particular change. She wasn’t excited.
—After all, Kondou-san is my childhood friend. It’s only natural that she has the advantage. Besides, only It was a kiss with Natsuru, so I don’t see any problem.
—Maybe I’ll kiss Kondou-san again.
The vice president said.
-No problem.
-Really?
—That’s why I’m dating you.
What is this overflowing confidence in your words?
It even borders on divine. The way you state it is uncommon. What if in the future you become a
Trader? I don’t think there’s a single market trader who doesn’t lose, but with this attitude, clients…
They will deposit their money.
—Oh, Natsuru-tan is very popular, isn’t he?
They all nod in agreement at the vice president’s words.
“If President Sangou says that, you’re the luckiest person in Seitetsu. Well done! It would be a problem if…” The men’s section finds out.
I really hope he stops, because he could be killed.
However, perhaps I’m the most unfortunate. I didn’t want to be so popular.
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If I think about it, I’ve recently been involved with women, or rather, I’ve become one.
Is this a good thing? More like, I’ve just been crying into my pillow every night.
On the other hand, it seems to be a fascinating topic for the girls. Even the usually calm treasurer sometimes She speaks excitedly.
—But what did the president like?
The class president asked.
—What?
—I’m referring to Senou-san.
—I don’t need a reason to fall in love.
I had already said something similar before.
—Although, yes. There’s something I liked about Natsuru, isn’t there?
-What do you mean?
—I think you already know this, but neither the students nor the staff at Seitetsu treat me like a
true student.
—Yes, I understand.
—It doesn’t bother me that much, but it does bother me a little.
But I guess there’s nothing to be done.
I’ve said it many times, Shizuku is a perfect soldier. She herself is perfect and always manages to handle things
Whatever problem arises, that’s why everyone trusts her. If you leave her in charge of the students, she’ll handl
That way everything gets resolved. Of course, he also makes mistakes, but he has a very effective way of Minimize complaints and resolve the situation. He is excellent at problem-solving.
Having accomplished so much, she should be proud, but she doesn’t have that boastful air about saying “after “Everything, I’m just a high school student.” And this calm attitude also wins everyone’s trust.
—I’m just a junior in high school. And yet, everyone sees me as a president.
all-powerful, a perfect person. They can’t even have a normal conversation with me. They’re all
formalities.
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—But, after all, you’re the oldest in third year, right?
I said something without thinking. Shizuku shrugs and says,
—Students at my own grade level act like that too. The boys call me “Miss Sangou.” As if It was like a sacred object in a sanctuary. Just talking to me puts them on guard.
The number of students who worship Shizuku is quite high. The “Sangou’s Scolding Club”
“Shizuku-sama” is famous, but apparently, there’s also a clandestine group that meets outside the hall. where Shizuku goes several times a day to worship her. It seems like a religion.
—When I talk to Natsuru, it’s not like that.
—Well, I’m on guard too.
—You’re not worshipping me, are you?
—It’s obvious, isn’t it?
—That’s the reason. Here, everyone is a person who doesn’t do the obvious.
I don’t quite understand. If I were worshipped, I’m sure I’d become arrogant and lie down on the throne. —I see, I’m starting to understand.
The class president is impressed. The treasurer is taking notes again. I hope she doesn’t give
material to Higashida.
—So, is the relationship between the president and Senou-san ideal?
—I would like you to call me by my name.
In my heart. Always. Of course, it’s the president who says so. After all, she’s the president.
—Don’t you have any other complaints?
-That’s how it is.
After thinking about it for a bit, he said it.
—He’s a bad kisser.
I’m stunned. More surprised than the other three. Oh no, my cheeks are burning.
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—Ah, Natsuru-tan is turning red.
The vice president noticed it quickly.
—I’m not that red.
—You’re really bad. Should we practice?
—Ah, I see. Kondou-san is your training ground.
The class president said without permission and nodded as if she agreed.
—Uooh, Natsuru-tan is a monster.
—You are the scum of humanity.
Who’s useless, who is?
Where do these assumptions come from? Apparently, a story is unfolding within this triad.
heads. I’m dating Mikoto, I’m using her as a test dummy, and I also have a
Relationship with Shizuku. What kind of drama is this? It’s not going to get good ratings.
I don’t think uttering these words at this point will do any good. That’s how man has nothing more.
The only option is to resign oneself to it. It’s a clear case of sexual harassment.
The food was running out. I hadn’t eaten much. I couldn’t swallow anything because of these women.
I am a sensitive person.
Shizuku had already finished eating, and the three of them seemed satisfied. I, on the other hand, wasn’t hungr I hadn’t eaten.
Now they’re saying I should have dessert. Apparently, the treasurer brought a cake from home. When Did that happen?
—Are you going to eat too, Senou-san?
—I’ll eat a spring roll (a type of Japanese snack).
It’s the least resistance I can offer.
—Hoo. So you want to try the president’s home cooking.
—I’ll have a cake.
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I retract what I said before. I must not show weakness.
The vice president took the cake out of the refrigerator. It was a strawberry cake.
—Does Natsuru-tan like sweets too?
-Yeah.
I am not a drinker.
—How will Natsuru-tan fare?
—It’s not like I’m going to eat.
Because it’s me. If they tell me to eat, I’ll eat. Often, when I’m in girly shape, I get invited to Sweet things sometimes give me heartburn.
—By the way, isn’t it true that the girl Natsuru-tan liked the boy Natsuru-tan?
—That’s the rumor that’s circulating.
The treasurer checked her notebook again. If I look closely, she has a calculator in it. Could this be her source o
—It mainly circulates in the men’s section. In the women’s section, they tend to ignore it under the premise that “Natsuru-sama shouldn’t show interest in such an ordinary man.” -I see…
It was the first time I knew. Well, it’s clear that I, being a woman, am very popular among the Girls, but I didn’t think I’d be ignored as a man. Don’t you like me?
—However, as president of Seitetsu Academy, you can’t stand idly by if one of The three great beauties are after Natsuru. Doesn’t that worry you?
—Not really.
Shizuku replied indifferently. Well, that’s true.
—I don’t care in the slightest.
—Are you implying that you would allow infidelity?
-Not quite.
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—But Natsuru is a beautiful girl, isn’t she?
—Yes. I have no competition in that.
Ah, she’s smiling slightly. Since she knows what’s going on, she seems quite calm.
The vice president was counting on her fingers.
—So Natsuru-tan has three partners.
—It’s not that I’m happy about it.
With Shizuku, Mikoto, and me being a man, where am I supposed to find happiness? —Even though she’s so beautiful.
—No, I… I’m not interested in her.
—Three couples, huh? And you can do whatever you want?
—Don’t say that about three couples. I’m pure.
—Come on, don’t say that. Shouldn’t I praise you more for being so popular?
—I’m not thinking about it at all.
—If that’s the case, why don’t we add another one?
What kind of personality is that? Is it one of those people who get happy and go outside when there’s a
Typhoon? Now that I think about it, I’ve heard that the vice president always opens the window and looks at the
when there is thunder.
—It’s not branch wiring.
—Didn’t you get along with our Akane-chan?
-… Really?
—There was a girl who saw you chatting often.
Despite her appearance, she’s quite cunning, so she shouldn’t be underestimated. I intend to remain calm.
—Ah, she’s the girl from the library committee. They spoke at the circulation desk.
—I heard you also saw her on the way back from school.
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She’s been getting a lot of attention lately. Could this be a warning to act more cautiously?
—Look, I mean… she’s quite modest.
—Well, she’s quite pretty under the glasses.
The vice president smiles defiantly.
—She takes off her glasses when she changes, and she’s quite pretty. Although she’s also pretty with glasses o —How is Akane-chan?
—Even if you ask me how he is…
—Well, then that’s fine.
—Really, I haven’t said a single word about it!
I screamed sincerely, but Shizuku intervened.
—But you went to Bon Odori together, right?
With perfect timing, I was speechless. The three people laughed maliciously.
—You really are a heartbreaker.
—As I expected.
—Are we selling the idea that he is an enemy of women?
Ugh! Why are they spreading so many rumors? They’re all made up. If it’s rumors about…
Sakura-san, I’d rather they invent more!
It was Shizuku who steered the pointless conversation away; she had already finished eating her cake. I haven Remove the plastic surrounding the napkin.
—Won’t the president be angry?
The president has also finished eating. Is it possible for a woman to eat while speaking? It’s a
genius.
—What about Mishima-san?
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—Of course. It’s a shiko (a basic movement in Japanese sumo, where wrestlers lift one leg).
and they lower it forcefully, usually as part of their training ritual or to show strength).
You did it without thinking, didn’t you?
—I’ve said it many times, I don’t care.
And he says it casually.
—Because she will definitely come back to me.
Her demeanor is truly serene and confident. Not only the class president, but even I was impressed.
Incredible. I understand why so many people admire her.
Shizuku glanced at the wall clock. I got carried away too. Wow, it’s already midnight.
Should we clean?
With his words, the class members begin to stack the plates.
—Natsuru eats the cake.
Again, I’m not helpful. I answered “yes” and concentrated on eating the shortcake.
Perhaps because of the number of people, the cleaning was finished quickly. There’s a dishwasher, so it wasn’t
complicated.
—Then, we’re leaving.
The class president announced her departure. Apparently, she will be staying at the treasurer’s house.
—So, I…
—Ara, Natsuru will stay, right?
Shizuku said something incredible. What?!
—O-Oi!
—Ara ara! A stay?
—Hiyuuh, hiiyuuh.
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—Just as I expected.
The three of them hurried. I was completely surprised.
—President, you live alone, right?
—Natsuru too, right? There’s no problem with staying.
—That’s not it, aren’t they just a boy and a girl?
-That’s how it is.
Why does he speak as if he’s about to say “the weather tonight will be clear”?
I had previously stayed at Sakura-san’s apartment, but on that occasion there were also Other girls. In comparison, tonight the president is the only one here. What could that mean?
They probably understand the meaning. I can only think they’re doing it on purpose. In this
Given the situation, let’s ask for help from anyone. I begged, regardless of the consequences.
—Hey Madam President, please, let them stay here— —No, it would be annoying for the president.
—I don’t want to interfere in Natsuru-tan’s relationship.
—Even if you pay, it would be useless.
How cold they are. Despite being classmates. They may not know it, but we’re studying at the
same room.
However, even if they knew, they’d still leave me alone. That kind of girl.
Despite continuing to beg to stay, it proved to be completely useless.
—Well, then.
-Good luck!
—Please tell me the details later.
At the entrance, three people are intentionally waving. Take me with you too.
They left and Shizuku locked the door. She turned around suddenly.
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—Okay, it’s time to sleep.
—Can I stay up all night?
—There shouldn’t be any football broadcast tonight.
The stupidity of the television station. It’s useless in important moments.
—I prepared the hot water for the bath beforehand.
—I don’t need to take a bath.
—Are you going to put up with it?
Actually, I don’t want to go too long without a bath. A bath isn’t necessary, but if you only shower, it’s… different.
—… I’ll take a bath.
—Please. I’ve already prepared a bath towel.
Was I discovered?
—There’s also a toothbrush. They’re disposable for travel, so use them without worry.
So helpful. I can’t refuse him begrudgingly.
Shizuku led me to the bathroom. This one is quite spacious too. Isn’t it twice the size of my house? The bathtub It also even has a jacuzzi function.
—If you press here, the light inside the bathtub will turn on.
When Shizuku activated it, the bathroom light dimmed and the inside of the bathtub glowed blue.
—It looks like a love hotel, doesn’t it?
Do you have experience with that? I don’t.
After thanking me, Shizuku closed the door. Then I locked the locker room.
After thinking about it for a bit, she piled some things up in front of the door. Shizuku also knows how to open it. lock. Otherwise, he could get in without me noticing.
I left my wallet in the sink and took off my clothes. No one’s going to steal from the drain anyway.
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Then I plunged into the hot water. Ahh, it really feels good. Even though it’s a guesthouse, it’s not There is no sin in enjoying the bath.
I quickly washed my body and hair and went out. I only dried it a little with the hairdryer. If I leave it like this, it w
only.
The things piled up in front of the door hadn’t fallen over. Upon returning to the living room, Shizuku was drinkin
orange juice.
—You were fast.
—Well, yes.
—Just so you know, I wasn’t trying to spy on you. I’m not Kaede, you know?
—…
—Also, I felt something strange in front of the door.
How did she know? Can the student council president use telepathy, or does it have to be something like that?
She pointed towards the kitchen.
—If you want something to drink, it’s in the fridge.
—Thank you, I’ll have something.
—I’m going to take a bath too.
Please, make yourself at home.
—If you want to take a look, go ahead. I won’t lock up.
—I’m not interested.
—You’re a boring man.
I was looked down upon. That’s fine. I won’t look at any woman naked other than Sakura-san. I’m still…
Obsessed with it. Except for porn.
But then I realized.
—Hey, shouldn’t we go into the hot springs together…?
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—Ah, that’s right.
It seems Shizuku has realized it now too.
—So I’ve already been seen naked by Natsuru.
—But it was me in female form.
According to Shizuku: “Apparently, Natsuru doesn’t mind seeing naked women very much.” It seems that
I don’t get very excited seeing female nudity, being a woman myself. I don’t know why. I just assume.
That’s what a Kämpfer does.
—So, should it be okay for Natsuru to see me in male form too?
-No, thanks.
—Even if I ask you to?
-No, thanks.
Shizuku shrugged.
—So, it seems I need to keep polishing my femininity so that Natsuru decides to spy.
And with that, she headed to the bathroom.
Positive, right? However.
As expected, Shizuku had been in the bathroom longer than I had. As the sound subtly drifted by
She had also washed her hair after using the hairdryer. With hair that long, it must be quite a challenge.
When she went outside, Shizuku had a humid atmosphere. Water dripping, something like that.
—Go upstairs.
-Hey?
—My room is upstairs.
—Then I’ll sleep here. —On the ground?
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The floor is hard, that’s for sure. The next morning, my body will ache all over. No, I don’t want to sleep.
here.
—Don’t be shy and come to my room.
—Hey, Madam President, think about it calmly.
I couldn’t help but say it.
—A man and a woman under the same roof, and in the same room, that’s problematic. If…
Listen, any fan of the president will cry.
—There’s only one answer. I don’t care at all.
I was easily ignored. Honestly, to this woman, my opinion is worth no more than a pebble in the ground. road.
And so, Shizuku led me to the second floor. I opened the sliding door.
It was a stylishly designed room. There wasn’t much furniture. Since there’s no television either, I suppose… She doesn’t use it in her room. Is all her clothing in the closet? There’s no computer either. It’s strange that ther Rakugo books and aligned CDs.
Are all girls’ rooms like this? I think Sakura-san’s room is an exception, but…
Is it appropriate that it’s so simple? There’s only one air conditioner on the wall.
There is a large bed. Around the pillow are several stuffed animals.
—Wow… you look like a little girl.
—What do you think I am?
—It’s not a visceral animal, is it?
-I think so.
Looking around quickly, I saw that a Kanden Yamaneko was buried in a corner. However, for some reason That’s why he didn’t speak.
—Is he asleep?
—He’s been quiet lately.
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The president grabbed Kanden Yamaneko from me, left the room, and returned immediately.
—I’ve taken him to another separate room.
I suppose it’s for the best. I wouldn’t want him to see me in a place like that either.
But is there only one bed? We’re not in a hotel; usually there’s only one bed, but here there are two of us.
—Hey, Madam President…
—It looks like we’ll have to sleep together.
That seems to be the case.
It’s what I expected, or rather what I had prepared, but it makes me nervous. Mainly because my life
is in danger.
—Don’t you have another futon?
—Unfortunately, I haven’t thought about it for a guest to stay.
Certainly, there is no other option. At this moment, I was taking these words very seriously. Thinking about What I would do when my parents returned was something that occurred to me after I came back home.
I stood there, debating in front of the bed. Uh, what are you supposed to do in a situation like this?
—I’m going to sleep on the floor, so lend me a blanket.
-Don’t have.
—… I’m going to use the bed, so how about the president sleeps in the hallway?
-At my place?
That’s what you’re saying, huh?
Sleeping while hugging a cushion on the floor is lonely, to say the least; it’s tragic. Even in the middle of summe Turn on the air conditioning, I’ll freeze to death. At this point, the last option is…
—… Will we have to sleep together?
—That’s what I’ve been saying from the beginning.
It looks fun… doesn’t it?
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I have no choice but to accept the situation. I got into bed fully clothed, shifting from side to side.
Another one. The quilt smells nice, but it’s probably just my imagination.
Actually, I’d like to undress and be lighter, but since there’s a risk to my purity, I have to
stay on guard.
—Turn off the light.
—Are you ashamed?
—If it’s not dark, I can’t sleep.
Only owls can sleep with so much light.
I close my eyes. In the now dark room, there were noises. It was the rustling of clothes. Oh no, is it Taking off their clothes?
I think it was when we were at Sakura-san’s apartment; she said she didn’t like sleeping with Lots of clothes. What kind of clothes will she be wearing?
—Just so you know, I’m only wearing a t-shirt and underwear.
Why don’t you wear armor when you sleep?
Noises. The bedspread lifts and Shizuku gets into bed next to me.
This place is different from Sakura-san’s apartment. What should I do? Oh no, I’m going to get eaten alive.
My not-so-bright neurons were working desperately. Two times two is four, two times four is
Eight. What’s the point of learning multiplication tables? One night, one night by moonlight. No, not that.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to be raped. I was already tainted by having my first kiss taken away in a way It was free, and now it seems I’m going to be completely defiled. I shouldn’t have been born a man.
Hmm? A man?
I was surprised. There’s no other option here but a change of perspective to escape this situation. I focused my strength in my right arm. The inside of the bed turned white for an instant. And then, I changed into a female body.
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How about this? I’m not a man anymore, I’m a woman. Even if I am Shizuku’s pervert, I shouldn’t feel…
Interest in a woman’s body. Wow, I’m a genius.
However, I was about to realize my own naiveté.
Suddenly, the blanket was ripped off and Shizuku pounced on me.
—The fact that you have become a woman does not affect me at all.
In the darkness, Shizuku’s well-proportioned face drew closer.
—Did you think you could escape this?
—N-No! Madam President, calm down! We are women!!
—I told you it doesn’t matter.
Her lips slowly drew closer. Even though I have a female body, it’s a strangely strange scene.
Perverted. Thin, moist lips. Too seductive.
However, that movement was stopped just in time.
Shizuku suddenly grabbed my face with both hands.
—Natsuru, I have something to ask you.
I was stunned. Her voice sounded harsh. Or rather, there seemed to be some anger in it. What’s wrong all of a —What did you do with Kondou-san in Gunma?
—What? … We just went to eat curry. I said that before.
—Was that all?
It wasn’t just that.
I was embarrassed to say it here. After all, Shizuku’s eyes are burning. Really burning.
All the girls around me are like that.
-Yeah…
—You kissed her, didn’t you? That photo doesn’t look edited. Prove it by saying it yourself!
—Kissing her… yes, I did…
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There’s no other way. I said it honestly.
—Yes, I kissed her.
It’s a little scary. She’s not angry, more like cold as always. Yet somehow, she seems
to be silently upset.
—What was it like kissing Kondou-san?
—How… was it?
It tasted like curry.
—Was he better than me? Worse? Did you use your tongue? Were you the one who made the first move?
The questions came quickly. I was surprised. Hey, don’t talk about language.
Shizuku is calm. Or serious, more like serious. Why is she so serious at a moment like this?
—I don’t know if it was good or bad… I have little experience.
After all, it was my first kiss with this girl. And also my second.
—Even if you have little experience, you surely know something.
—I don’t know. Mikoto also said it was her first kiss.
Then Shizuku’s face clouded over. Oh no, did I step on a landmine?
But that wasn’t it. She opened her mouth with an expression of frustration.
—Kondou-san gave Natsuru his first kiss, right?
That way of speaking is lewd, Madam President.
—I’m sure you didn’t do anything with Mishima-san either, right?
—I didn’t. I just went to Bon Odori. Seriously.
Shizuku stared at me, unsure whether she agreed or not. It wasn’t just staring; she was glaring at me.
with their eyes.
And so, with that look, I felt like a frog being stared at by a snake. I couldn’t even
look away.
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—Uh… president.
—President? You call me “president.”
-It’s ok don’t worry.
—It does worry me.
—… Shizuku.
-That-?
—Why are you angry?
—Angry? Do I look angry?
You definitely seem to be in a bad mood. I feel like you’re surrounded by an intense energy of
combat.
—It’s not that I’m angry.
Perhaps he said it clearly to avoid misunderstandings.
-I’m jealous.
-Jealous?
-That’s how it is.
Suddenly, Shizuku leaned over me.
Although she was already leaning over me, we were now closer. Specifically, our lips touched. —Nnnn-!?
It’s me.
As I screamed, my body writhed. Shizuku had a firm grip on me and wouldn’t let go.
When it finally came loose, I turned completely red from lack of oxygen.
-What are you doing? -A kiss.
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—But we’re the same sex!
—I already told you I don’t care.
It matters a lot to me. Even though I look like a woman, it’s not like my mind has changed.
transformed into that of a woman. But surely for a third party this must be abnormal, I thought. But now There’s nobody here, is there?
This goes beyond perversion. You are a pervert.
—But a simple kiss won’t surpass Kondou-san.
—What—… What are you saying?
—I have a strong sense of possession. And I don’t like to lose.
Suddenly she put her fingers on my clothes.
I thought it was going to break, but it didn’t. Instead, the button came off instantly. What’s going on?
What’s going on? Are you a magician or something?
—What are you doing…?
—I’m going to take off your bottoms, so get ready.
Whoa! Someone help me!
There’s no doubt about this person’s actions. What’s wrong with you? Aren’t you ashamed at all?
Did you leave it somewhere?
And then, the hand that was trying to take off my clothes stopped.
In a dimly lit room, Shizuku was making a face.
—… It doesn’t make sense.
-Hey…
—Become a man again.
Ah, I never thought my plan would succeed in a place like this.
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In other words, I now have a female body, so it will be inconvenient to get involved in “that” with Shizuku. The reason is that what should be there isn’t. Getting tangled up in female bodies doesn’t mean taking the swik (“water harp” or “water zither”).
Hahaha, see, student council president? Under other circumstances, they would have called me a strategist. exceptional.
However, this woman ignored that strategy and threatened.
—What are you trying to do, forcing two women to-…?
—That’s my line.
—You just have to become Natsuru, the man, again.
What’s so great about that? Hey.
—It’s my first time. You can’t exactly brag about having a girl as your first partner, it’s traumatic. Come back. to be a man.
Shizuku sometimes teases me, but now she’s serious. She’s so serious, or something. She stood up for a moment. That’s when she finally realized she was only wearing a t-shirt and
shorts.
—Or is it that you don’t like aggressive things?
What kind of answer should I give?
—It’s fine if you’re on top. That’s how it used to be, wasn’t it?
Uh, is Shizuku going to do it? I hesitate, somehow.
And then, another brilliant idea strikes me. As a strategist, I should turn the crisis into an opportunity.
Shizuku was still on top of me, trying to take off her shirt.
—Wait, okay.
I quickly stopped her. She wasn’t wearing anything underneath. I got nervous.
—It would be better if I were upstairs.
—Ara.
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—After all… I’m going to be a man again, so it has to be this way.
Shizuku smiled.
—You’re a boy. That’s fine.
I crawled out from under her. I rolled off the bed.
Shizuku changed position and lay on her side. I got up, relaxing my shoulders a little.
—I’m going to become a man again there.
—You could stay here.
—It’s part of my mental preparation too.
I stepped out into the hallway before he could say anything else. I closed the door behind me, took a deep brea Strength in the bracelet. It shone white and I became a man again.
And before the light disappeared, I ran.
I went downstairs and opened the front door. Holding my shoes in my hand, I ran out. I mean, I fled. in front of Shizuku.
The thirty-six strategies and all that. In these cases, the best thing to do is escape. Didn’t you know it would be From the beginning? Seriously. It occurred to me late.
As I ran, I glanced back. The lights in Shizuku’s room were on. She might be…
Angry, but who cares?
It was probably only the second time I’ve ever run seriously. I’ll leave room for the first time, which will come.
Eventually. Seriously, seriously. A serious exchange rate has a high stop loss.
I kept running with my shoes in my hand until I finally stopped near the subway station.
Of course, he was out of breath.
After taking several deep breaths, I put on my shoes. A businessman who looked
When I got back from work, she looked at me curiously, but I’m sure she’d understand if I explained why I did it. this.
Anyway, I dodged the biggest crisis of my life. I don’t think there’s anything more dangerous than that. Well, ma
once unless aliens attack Earth.
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I was thirsty. Right across the street was a convenience store. I reached into my pocket, thinking about buying s
sports drink.
—…I don’t have my wallet!
I was stunned. I’d forgotten it at Shizuku’s house. I’d left it there while I went into the bathroom.
Should I go back and look for her? No, that would be like jumping into a crocodile’s mouth. I wouldn’t even be o
of danger.
But all my money is in there. Savings isn’t a word in my vocabulary. It’s all in that wallet.
As a man, I can’t just go back to that woman’s house. Still, ugh.
I couldn’t even buy a sports drink. Just tap water at home. My steps became heavy. while following the path back home.
Stupid Shizuku. I cursed her inwardly.