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Vol. 9.5 Ch. 1

Chapter 1

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As you know, I’m Natsuru Senou, and although I’m a high school student, I live alone. My father went far away. due to a transfer, and my mother, in the prime of her youth, went with him. Sometimes they call me on the phon Instead of worrying about me, they usually tell me how happy they are together and then hang up. It’s better tha That’s bad, but how do you explain that to a child?

Well, living alone has its advantages, but the problem is money. However, utility bills…

They’re deducted from my bank account, and my parents send me money for food. I also receive an allowance,

I’m cutting back on my food expenses, so I can save some money. Lately, thanks to curry, the costs have been lowered.

The real problem is that my allowance is pretty tight, so if I go out and have some fun, I’ll soon be out of a job. I’m running out of money. I don’t know what my parents are thinking, but they only give me a limited amount for Spend. I think it’s the right thing to do, but will they be worried that I’ll spend money even on buying drugs?

traffickers?

Anyway, I always have very little money on me. And even though the second year has just begun

quarter, I’m almost out of money.

A day at Seitetsu Academy. Class 2-4, Girls’ Section. During break, while checking my wallet, I could only sigh silently.

-Don’t have…

My wallet was noticeably clean. Not completely empty. But I only had 160 yen in cash.

cost of the first subway ride. Some might think, “at least you have that,” but in times like these,

Living alone has its advantages. In a pinch, you have no one nearby to rely on. And I don’t even have

siblings.

I look at my wallet again. No matter how many times I look, it’s still the same. Whether I’d gone to Gunma or a p Having spent my summer vacation having fun, I wouldn’t be surprised by my current situation. That’s why I felt

so light.

At this point, my own life feels extremely insecure. Having no money is like bungee jumping. jumping without a safety rope.

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The fact that she currently has a feminine appearance only adds to the anxiety. I forgot to mention that.

I am a fighting being called Kämpfer, and I can transform into a woman. It’s usually okay to follow.

I am a man, but since I am also a member of the women’s section, I have to attend as a woman.

Being originally a man, being in a difficult situation while disguised as a woman makes me quite nervous.

His identity is male, what can you do? If he were in the men’s section, somehow he would

would fix it.

—What should I do…?

I can’t even buy a juice, that’s kind of cruel. Well, I can buy it, but once I…

Do it, it will be the last thing. This paltry amount is truly negligible.

Actually, there is an option to borrow Akane Mishima. But during this break, she

She was absent because she was at the library. It would be enough if she just did the basics as a member.

from the library committee, but since she really likes to read, she is very enthusiastic.

—Oh, what’s wrong?

I looked up and there was the class president.

The class president is a genius from class 2-4 of the female section, and she is a Machiavellian woman.

It seems she was appointed class president for a stupid reason like “because the glasses suit her.”

But it seems to suit him well, and he performs his duties impressively. The idea that generated great

The profits at the cultural festival were already legendary. It’s a nightmare for me.

Since I didn’t answer, she asked again.

—Is something bothering you?

—No, nothing in particular…

I answered vaguely. In these cases, it’s best to casually avoid the topic. Otherwise, you don’t know.

What could happen to you?

—Oh, oh, Natsuru-tan is facing some trouble, isn’t she?

A voice from behind the class president. The vice president. Although her body isn’t that big, her

His demeanor is very imposing, almost like that of an older man. He’s not “uncle” but “older man.” Of all

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In any case, it’s strange that his usual karaoke repertoire is “Songs of an Old Man by Kawachi”.

Is that a song a girl usually sings?

“Something serious must be going on. You can tell by the smell.” How can you tell? You’re like a hyena.

For now, I’m just shaking my head.

-It’s no big deal…

—Oh, it seems I hit the nail on the head this time.

The vice president’s eyes shone mysteriously.

—It seems you’re having some problems. You’re worried. Don’t hesitate to ask me.

How does he know? He figured me out right away.

I know that if I try to get help here, it won’t end well. The vice president not only has the mannerisms of an old m

but his behavior also smells like that of an older man.

—Well, tell me what’s going on…

-No…

It’s a rejection. There’s nothing I can acknowledge.

-No problem…

—I’ve never seen someone say “no problem” and then actually be fine.

The third girl, the treasurer, made this comment. She’s the most astute in the class and very particular about mo He always carries a calculator with him; this must be his third one already. What kind of student wastes a lot of

calculator?

-In my opinion…

The treasurer said while emitting a creepy aura.

—It seems Senou-san is going through financial difficulties. You could say she’s in the red.

-Hey…?

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—Well, well, correct answer.

The vice president said with a malicious smile. The treasurer continued,

—During the summer holidays, Senou-san has been going out to various places. A theme park in the Gunma Prefecture. Neither is exactly cheap, is it? And if after the holidays there’s Sighing, the answer is obvious.

—…

He had been completely exposed. He couldn’t say a word.

—Well, actually I only saw Senou-san looking inside his wallet, but that’s all.

What the hell? I’d been caught off guard and I came out on the losing end.

However, that didn’t change the situation. And showing weakness in front of these three people meant

to find oneself in the same position as someone whose child has been taken hostage.

—Don’t you have any money?

The president raised her glasses with a sharp look.

—Then, I have a good proposal for you.

—I don’t need it.

I responded immediately.

—Oh, I wonder why?

—It seems like nothing good will happen.

This is something you can feel. They’ve already made me dress as a maid before and made me work in the ma

sister of the class president. That was truly terrible.

—This time everything will be alright.

What would be good? Giving a sense of calm without mentioning the content, that’s a technique of Multi-level marketing. I read it in a book.

—Natsuru-san doesn’t have any money, so a means to earn it is provided.

—… I have no intention of becoming a maiden again.

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“You will not be a maiden.” Although my older sister seemed quite interested.

What do you mean by that? Anyway, I can’t let my guard down.

The class president took out her student planner. There was a sheet of paper with notes inserted inside.

—What do you think of a nice, well-paying part-time job?

—… That’ll sound like customer service work again.

Probably in a maid cafe, right? I’m going to decline that.

—You won’t be a maid or a waitress. It’s a more normal job.

The class president looked at the report card several times.

—An acquaintance is organizing inventory at his place.

-Hey?

He was perplexed by the serious, or rather discreet, employment.

—In fact, I have a relative who runs a company.

Well, I guess so, but it seems like there’s quite a lot going on there.

—It seems the products have piled up in the warehouse. Would you be willing to help with the organization?

-That’s all…?

—Yes. Isn’t that normal?

Well, I guess so. Even customer service work is normal.

I thought they’d throw me into a cabaret or something this time, so I was a little surprised. First I haven’t chosen to work part-time, so it’s a bit surprising.

-Products…?

—It seems to be about classifying unsold products in the inventory and placing the products that They arrive for transport.

—I could look in a part-time jobs magazine…

—If you can get it through acquaintances, there’s nothing better…

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Are you afraid of being robbed? Although you could use a temporary employment agency for that.

—What are you going to do?

The class president asked. When I asked about the salary for part-time work, it turned out

10,000 yen paid daily. Hmmm, I don’t have any money, so this sounds appealing. If possible

Receiving 10,000 yen with just that amount of commitment would be perfect. And besides, it’s not like I’m going

working as a waitress while being a woman.

—You should.

The vice president intervenes. It doesn’t matter, but when this girl speaks, it sounds like everything is… irresponsible.

—Yes, exactly. When you don’t have money, that’s when you should do this kind of work. Besides, there’s no

errors in the job description presented to you.

The treasurer said. Although there is much to object to in the speech itself, the work doesn’t seem so strange, s

time.

After hesitating for a while, I finally nodded.

-I will do that…

“I feel relieved,” the president said.

—I was thinking about what to do if you rejected it.

-Oh really…?

—I told the other girls, but they backed out when I told them what was in it, so if this continued That way, I would lose my position…

-Hey?

—No, it’s nothing.

If it’s nothing, then it’s fine, but somehow I heard something unsettling.

Even though it was break time, everything around me was strangely quiet. The president of the

The class fell silent at that moment; the treasurer was a woman of few words by nature. The vice president con

smiling sinisterly.

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Something inside my chest began to raise its head—a creature called anxiety. Without thinking, I felt the

need to ask.

—Uhm…

At that moment, a voice called me from behind.

—Natsuru-san…?

When I turned around, there was Akane. It looked like she’d finished her shift as a librarian.

She usually wears glasses and, anyway, she loves books. It might not be related, but the

Girls with glasses always seem to love books, don’t they?

Perhaps the glasses = books are a kind of symbol, but Akane truly loved books. That’s why too She enjoyed the library, and it seemed that she often participated a lot in the librarian’s work.

This is before the transformation. When he becomes a Kämpfer, his mouth becomes foul-mouthed and he start

to hate everything in the world, so it’s kind of strange.

Well, let’s leave it at that for now. Anyway, Akane had a mixed expression of anxiety and doubt.

-What’s happening…?

—No, nothing in particular…

—Please, everyone remain silent…

There was no other option, so I explained the situation.

—Is it a part-time job?

-Yeah…

—Natsuru-san, are you going so far as to sell your own body…?

I’m not selling anything. I’m just providing my labor and receiving compensation in return, so no I’m selling my body. Marx and Engels would be furious with you!

—It’s because of my introduction.

The class president said.

—Natsuru-san says she doesn’t have any money. Would you like to join, Mishima-san?

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-Hey…?

She glanced at me briefly.

—B-But physical work is a bit…

Well, that’s true. As a Kämpfer, he displays a physical ability many times greater than that of a

I’m a normal person, but I can’t transform myself until I get a part-time job, right?

Huh? So what should I do? As a girl, when I accept the job, it makes sense that I go to work to Part-time dressed as a girl. Why didn’t I think of something so simple? About myself, but not either It makes sense to be so stupid.

“You may have to carry some weight, but it’s not such a difficult job,” the president said.

—It’s a girl’s job. Will you do it?

—E-Eeerr…

Akane looked at me again. What’s wrong?

Inexplicably, she then let out a deep sigh.

—No… actually…

—Is that so? Then, Natsuru-san, please come here next Sunday. We’ll meet at nine o’clock. tomorrow.

The president handed me a note. She also kindly wrote her phone number on it.

I nodded and put the note away. But Akane seemed quite depressed.

The vice president looked at her and smiled the whole time.

—It seems you wanted to invite Natsuru-tan, right, Akane-chan?

I felt like he said something like that, but unfortunately the doorbell rang, so I didn’t hear it.

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That morning, I woke up wide awake at 7 o’clock. Normally I would snooze in bed, but with the

The trip was expensive, and I couldn’t afford to be late. It might suddenly make a bad impression. After having breakfast (curry), I dressed quickly and went outside. I had to take the subway to the place.

from the event. So, literally, I was penniless.

I hesitated a bit, but decided to go dressed as a woman. Perhaps the president has already contacted me.

They would be surprised if a man suddenly appeared. The problem is, I didn’t hesitate to become

Woman, it seems I’ve adapted. It’s not a good trend. After all, I’m a man, so I should

be a little more worried.

I arrived just in time with the initial fare. The place was a warehouse area in the port.

A landscape dotted with several enormous, triangular-roofed warehouses stretched out grandly. Some looked They should be robust and made of concrete. With sturdy loading doors, they are surely refrigerated warehouse Following the directions on the note, I walked. All the buildings looked alike, so it was confusing.

After walking quite a bit, when I was thinking about calling him, I found him.

A building with a metal plaque that read “Tanakayama Industries.” Does anyone in the family have that last nam Tanakayama? The class president’s last name should be different.

Peeking out from a prefabricated structure next to the warehouse, I apologized and then explained my reason.

Middle-aged, apparently a secretary, seemed to be listening to me and indicated: “Temporary staff, this way.” They took me to another warehouse nearby. It had a terrifyingly high ceiling and the same outside temperature.

Is it possible that in such a large place the heat doesn’t accumulate as much?

The young woman who was waiting said to me, “You’re Senou-san, right? That girl told me.”

—A-Aah…

He was strangely polite and it made me uncomfortable. He reminded me of the older sister of the president of th A class I knew before. Do all young entrepreneurs end up the same way?

—I’m going to explain the job description to you, did you hear that?

—It’s organization.

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—Yes. Since we have excess inventory, I want to sort it out. Don’t worry, it’s not work.

Heavy physical work. On these occasions, we use a forklift.

Although I’m a Kämpfer, I can do physical work, but I suppose you’re right. With such a large space, It would never end if I did it manually. It’s not a pyramid, after all.

—Err, what kind of products are they?

—They’re over there.

The woman pointed behind her, where piles of products were stacked. From there, she couldn’t tell what

what type of products were they?

—Along with Senou-san, another person will also help with the organization.

—Hey, is there anyone else?

For now, it was just me.

—Yes. It should arrive soon.

At that moment, hurried footsteps were heard from outside, followed by a sudden noise of something

that was falling.

A door for humans opened.

—I-I’m sorry… I was late. I fell…

Akane arrived with tears in her eyes. It really surprised me.

—A-Akane-chan?

—Yes… I fell.

—You said you weren’t going to do a part-time job…!

—I intended to do it… because I would have the opportunity to be alone with Natsuru-san…

She spoke while holding back her pain. Even though we’re alone, I don’t think anything interesting is going to ha She’s a mysterious girl.

—You’re Mishima-san, right?

The woman confirmed. Akane nodded.

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-Yeah…

—If you hurt yourself, should we call a doctor?

—No… it’s not that big of a deal…

He was rubbing his knee. If it’s not broken, he should be fine.

Upon hearing that, the woman seemed relieved. It would certainly be problematic if you were to suddenly injure

the job.

—It looks like they’re ready, so both of you come this way.

We were guided towards a pile of products.

When I saw it, I was speechless. What is this? I’ve never seen such a quantity. Akane was also astonished.

—I forgot to mention it, at my company we handle toys.

The woman explained.

—I’m distributing toys and products in department stores and shopping malls, but

Inevitably, some products go unsold. Among them are some that remain in enormous quantities. and I’m having trouble getting rid of them.

—…

—They were imposed on me almost by force, saying they would be sold, so in that sense I also lacked

insight, but, anyway, if we don’t do something, we can’t just let them take up space.

—…

—There are several types, but what’s surprising is that they were all made by the same manufacturer.

—Eeeer…

I was finally able to speak.

—…All of these, seriously?

-Yeah.

The woman nodded emphatically.

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—They are all visceral animals.

Before us lay a mountain of grotesque products of visceral animals.

Both Akane and I were shocked for a while.

Many of you probably know this, but visceral animals are perverse toys created by

a particular toy manufacturer. Due to their unsettling nature, they exist as cult products. known only to a few.

What’s unsettling is the concept itself. Everything is transformed into adorable creatures displaying exposed vis

turning into a group of corpses instead of the cute animals they should be. It’s quite strange.

But apparently the president of the manufacturer did not think so, since production continues to this day. Normally, something so disturbing would attract attention, but alarmingly, it doesn’t seem to be generating any i None. It doesn’t become a collector’s item; prices at online auctions are very low.

Comments pleading with buyers to purchase the products sound heartbreaking, like howls.

Spreading tragedy instead of fun is as malevolent as chemical weapons. Apparently, in the In the industry, it is considered rude to mention visceral animals.

I picked up a nearby item. Yes, it’s disturbing. It’s a decapitated giraffe, but it doesn’t seem to be

damaged, which is incredible.

—Organize this.

The woman said without looking at the visceral animals.

—It doesn’t have to be finished today. As long as there’s progress…

“B-But… how is this going to be organized?” Akane asked.

—Even for books, there are classification systems in libraries…

—As expected, I can’t just give a superficial answer, so I’ll divide it into what It seems likely that it will be sold, and what it won’t be.

I sighed. It seemed Akane shared my feelings too.

—How…? I don’t know. I’m not an expert on the subject.

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—Ara, that girl told me that the two of them know a lot about visceral animal plushies.

What the hell? The president keeps talking nonsense.

I want to complain, but it’s true that we’re experts. After all, we have stuffed animals. visceral.

I don’t particularly like them, but Sakura-san gave it to me, so I can’t get rid of it. Besides, it talks and acts.

as a messenger, which further complicates the decision to get rid of him. I’ve already explained this before, so I’ll omit the details.

To make matters worse, she also knew about other collectibles that weren’t plushies. Like Sakura-san is The collector had studied so he could follow their conversations. Is it perhaps a case of karma that everything Will this backfire on me in this way?

—I had heard that many students at Seitetsu Academy have plushies of visceral animals, So I had asked them to look for someone interested in a part-time job.

-I see…

That’s because Sakura-san is distributing them indiscriminately. The possession rate must be quite high.

High, isn’t it?

—I was told that many rejected, but I was relieved to hear that they accepted.

Perhaps I would have refused if I had also known the circumstances. After all, they are animals.

Visceral. Organs are things to eat on a grill, not to enjoy, right?

—Please place the products that still seem to sell well there.

There was a large container at the indicated address.

—Those that don’t seem to be selling, leave them as they are.

I asked.

—Are you going to get rid of them?

—I’m undecided. I feel like I’ll be cursed if I reject them.

I understand how you feel. Most Japanese people probably can understand.

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—That’s what happened when I postponed the decisions. We have to reduce them, even if only a little. I understood the situation. Even though it was a mistake in the administration’s decision-making, it is still That’s unfortunate. The woman said, “Then please,” and left the store.

Akane and I were left alone. In front of us was a mountain of toys (of visceral animals).

Somehow, the atmosphere turned into an “Ahh, that’s too bad.” —Eer, Akane-chan, are you okay?

—No… I’m not feeling well. With all this, I’m dizzy and have a headache… -I see…

Visceral animal toys become annoying simply by existing. Apparently, at a certain company,

When an employee brought these products to the office, many employees began to suffer from dizziness and Headaches. It’s an urban legend, but it’s terrifying how easy it is to believe.

—… But we can’t just stand by and do nothing, so shall we begin?

—Y-Yes…

Reluctantly, we began to explore the mountain of visceral animal toys.

The quantity is incredible. Not only in terms of quantity, but also in variety. From plush toys to

plastic models, video games, everyday items like plates and cups, drawing kits, and even items

for babies, like cases. The set I had just picked up appears to be a “transformation set”.

“Of visceral animals.” And it asks you to transform into one! Wow, it even has real organs inside!

This was just acquired; it’s not common. They probably imposed it because nobody wanted it anywhere else.

It’s like being a wild card in babanuki (a Japanese card game similar to “liar”).

For now, I’ve set aside the “Visceral Animal Transformation Set” as something that can’t be sold. Who Would you like to become a life-sized, visceral animal?

Akane is also arranging the products with a worried expression. She’s not like Kämpfer, though.

He must be having a difficult time, as he doesn’t have a very strong mind.

—Akane-chan, are you okay?

—Y-Yes… It’s unpleasant, but I’m with you, Natsuru-san…

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Am I the sedative?

—I’ll endure it… I can endure it…

She murmurs to herself. Although she still doesn’t rest her hands, perhaps she feels some obligation.

I have to do it too. After all, it cost me money. I need the pay from the temporary job.

I decided to start from scratch once again, getting down to work.

Anyway, it’s quite overwhelming. Not just this warehouse, but there must be many similar places. in Japan. It seems they’re also exported abroad, so I suppose they must be all over the world.

People like us suffering similar tragedies. Wasn’t Japan supposed to be a weapons non-exporter?

—Who would want something like that?

Akane whispers.

—The students at our school have them.

—Well, yes, but… speaking of that, they’re also in the library. Books about visceral animals.

—Like a guide?

If so, it really does look like a Pokémon.

Akane shakes her head.

—No… it’s a novel. A novel based on real events, but it seems the author didn’t like it very much.

because she left it unfinished in the first volume. In the epilogue she says: “I’m going on a trip. Don’t look for me

epilogue, you know?

It doesn’t seem like the author is to blame. It’s a regrettable situation.

—Why in the library?

—It’s a donation. From Sakura-san.

Ah, it certainly can’t be thrown away. Regardless of the contents, it’s a donation. It would be It’s problematic not to keep it up at least until Sakura-san graduates.

—This… didn’t this start with a series of plush toys?

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—It seems that THE■Harawata was the first, wasn’t it?

—Girls generally love stuffed animals, so why did they make it this way? There are limits…

-Yeah…

That’s too pointed a question. Perhaps everyone involved, from wholesalers to retailers,

have considered it.

Even so, the terrifying thing about the world is that it will be released to the market. Is this the manifestation of t Is it possible for Japanese women to be unable to express what they really think?

—Is there anyone else besides Sakura-san who likes…?

—It seems so…

Akane shows an expression of surprise.

—Is that so?

—Higashida told me, but it seems there are people collecting at other schools as well.

secondary schools. Was it Rakurawa Private School?

I replied. However, I’ve never heard of any other collectors. There doesn’t have to be.

Misfortune must be kept localized.

Akane’s eyes were wide open.

—It’s kind of strange, isn’t it?

—She seems like a somewhat obsessive girl, like a stalker.

It seems she’s been storing things in the locker, which is criminal. It doesn’t even matter if she gets arrested.

—It seems there’s everything in the world, right?

—I don’t know of any other cases, but…

While we were talking, I moved my hands. The advantage of this temporary work is that we can do our

Tasks even while we talk nonsense. There’s no one else but us.

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I started looking at other products. There were toys for children. It was a “visceral animal coloring book.” It said, “Color neatly and draw visceral animals!” But isn’t that detrimental to education?

Emotional to do things like that?

Not one or two books, but a whole pile were stacked there. They were covered in dust, but still, they looked goo They were pretty clean. Actually, they didn’t sell.

Since nobody bought it, it just sat here. Where on earth can you find animal coloring books?

Visceral? I’ve never seen one.

But that’s a lie; in fact, I’ve seen it. And quite recently, too.

Apparently, Akane had similar opinions.

—Um… there’s an incredible amount, but I’m sure Sakura-san has them, right?

-Probably.

I nodded. Actually, I saw the coloring book I mentioned earlier in Sakura-san’s collection room. in his apartment. They were carefully stored inside a glass-fronted shelf.

—Not us, I think we should ask Sakura-san…

—But if we do that, he’ll say everything will be sold. That won’t help with the organization.

—Yes, that’s true…

For some time now, it has been a recurring theme; Sakura-san is one of the few animal collectors

visceral in Japan. Although it hasn’t been specifically mentioned, it’s obvious that there are very few collectors o

this type of merchandise.

Her collection is incredible. Every chance she gets, she says, “I love visceral animals,” and

She possesses practically all of them. It seems that being surrounded by visceral animals while sleeping is pure Supreme for her, which is why human interests are truly diverse. Normally, that wouldn’t be unusual. waking up in the morning with your heart stopped.

—Sakura-san would be happy to see this, wouldn’t she?

-For sure yes.

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There’s no doubt about it. For us, even hell would be a good place, but for her, that’s Definitely heaven. Who would have imagined that in a port warehouse like this I would find it

paradise.

This is where, under normal circumstances, I would call Sakura-san. “Don’t you want to come and see the anim “Visceral?” I would invite her. Although she doesn’t usually accept invitations from men, this should work.

He’d probably come flying in a taxi.

But I didn’t. Of course, there’s a reason.

—I can call her if you want.

—But Sakura-san, she’s our enemy…

Akane says so. That’s right. Sakura-san is against us now. Even if she doesn’t want to admit it, there’s no other option. Perhaps she’s being threatened by someone, and I’d like to save her and have a happy ending, but with I couldn’t do anything.

—But he invited us to his family home.

This is a sign of reconciliation. I want to believe that.

—It could be a trap, don’t you think?

—No, a woman that beautiful isn’t up to anything.

—She’s beautiful, she sets traps. The president does it too.

It might be possible with that student council president, but it’s not possible for Sakura-san to do something like It should be like that.

—Sakura-san is dangerous! Natsuru-san, you’ve been in danger too!

-Oh really?

I bowed my head. I’m the type to forget inconvenient things.

—Y-Yes!

For some reason, Akane’s voice is high.

—Natsuru-san will be in danger. You must be careful with Sakura-san!

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—No, but she’s such a beautiful person.

—I-Is that all you’re saying?!

Even if they tell me that, it’s really all I’m thinking about. I don’t intend to fall behind in

To admire Sakura-san. It’s truly a great privilege to be able to worship such a beauty, even if recently My feelings have been unstable.

—Haven’t you thought Sakura-san is beautiful, Akane-chan?

—Well, it could be that…

—Well, then it’s okay, right?

“It’s not right… Natsuru-san, you only think about Sakura-san…” —Because it’s my reason for living.

—I think you could direct your reason for living towards something else.

-For example?

—Er… for me, for example…

Her cheeks were red all the way to her ears. What should I do to direct my reason for living toward Akane?

Should I help her organize books or something?

Now that I think about it, she’s a rare case too. She’s dedicating her time to working with me in the warehouse. sorting visceral animal waste. Without great mental strength, it would be impossible to cope. such unpleasant products.

I’m not very resilient, but for now, I suppose I’m putting up with it because I’m a fighter.

On the contrary, he would probably already be unconscious.

Akane remained silent, her face red, so I had no choice but to concentrate on my work.

These are the next items. “Visceral animal curry”? Why is there food here? It seems to be

It’s good for your health because it contains many cow internal organs. It seems to be correct, but

There are definitely problems with the packaging. They should put this somewhere else. It would be better to di Except for the contents once it’s expired. It’s food, after all.

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Next. “Visceral Animal Colored Pencils.” They’re colored pencils divided into twelve colors. It seems It’s normal, but strangely, there isn’t a single normal color. Why are there only colors that look like organs? rotten or directly copied from mold?

This won’t be sold either. Then there’s “Wonder Glass of Visceral Animals.” It appears to be just a glass of It’s a normal glass, but once juice is poured in, surprise!, a drawing of a raccoon with its organs appears. exposed. I know this. It should have triggered a lawsuit because the children knew nothing.

They panicked. This one won’t sell either. There will be complaints, for sure.

Go ahead. Next. “Kaleidoscope of visceral animals.” It’s understood without needing to see it. By looking Inside the tube, the disemboweled animals create a fantastic scene. Well, if they show you their entrails.

To do it in such an exaggerated way would certainly be a fantasy. The only hope is that, by looking away, you c

return to reality.

It’s not going to be sold. Abandoned on the floor. What’s next? “Royal visceral animal alarm clock,” huh?

I remember being in Sakura-san’s apartment. It’s a clock with the dial embedded in the belly of a

Red panda. At first glance it looks normal, but at the appointed time, the dial opens, exposing the viscous innard

A peculiar characteristic is that, despite the repulsion it generates, it doesn’t work as an alarm clock due to the l Sakura-san, “that’s the innovative point,” but even a cuckoo clock can go “cuckoo” to wake up.

There’s nothing decent. There shouldn’t be anything decent, but I didn’t think it would come to this. Although I re The ability to produce so many varieties, that’s not the problem.

I looked away from that group of overly disturbing products.

—What’s wrong, Akane-chan?

—Y-Yes… these all seem unlikely to sell…

That’s true. Anyone with even a modicum of sensitivity would think so.

—What types are there?

—Huggable pillows and futon covers, that’s it… There are also cushions and pillows for sitting.

—It seems Sakura-san-san had that too.

—Yes… There are even towels and shampoo bottles.

—Bottles of shampoo?

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—They seem to be shaped like foxes; when you press their heads, shampoo comes out of their abdomens. It s Exposed viscera function as pipes… Should I elaborate?

—No, it’s fine.

It’s simply incredible what’s happening in the world.

We’re continuing to organize even more. However, there’s a massive amount of stuff to do. After all, there’s a

A massive quantity of incredible varieties of things. They tried to make them sell more by buying

There are many varieties, but if they do something like that, the buyers will die too. In fact, it seems I am

on the verge of death.

I started looking through the gory animal calendar. It’s incredible how many there are. When I looked through it It’s been available for five years now. Why do they keep making things that aren’t…

Do they sell once that calendar year has passed? Don’t they feel a void because of that?

Akane was to my right, organizing the DVDs. Woah, this is the legendary OVA! There are several anime from

visceral animals, but this “Space Organs” is known for having spaceships in the shape of organs that

They fly from star to star. It seems it was such a cult classic that no anime magazine mentioned it. Although I haven’t seen it; apparently, the staff deserted halfway through, and in the second half, they’re just endlessly flo

Live images from a zoo. Akane staggered up the “mountain of DVDs” shaped like a staircase.

-Are you OK…?

—I’m fine… Kyaah!

Before he could finish speaking, he slipped and it looked like he was going to fall from above.

I quickly went towards her.

—Kyaaaahhh!

She fell on top of me. She fit perfectly into the arm I extended.

It felt heavy. Even though it’s a girl’s body, it feels heavy when she falls. Although I think I caught her.

Well, maybe it’s because I’m a Kämpfer.

—Th-Thank you…

She blushed. Was she embarrassed?

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Are you hurt?

-No…

I’d heard before that Akane was usually quite clumsy. It seems she’s often looking for things.

a pen while holding it in his hand, saying that “the pen has disappeared.” Once he was carrying a

a teapot in her right hand and a pot in her left hand, and she was trembling, saying that “the utensils “Kitchen items are disappearing rapidly.” Even for a comedic performance, it’s too extreme.

In any case, it’s good that she’s not hurt. She got off my arm.

-I’m sorry…

She still feels intimidated.

—B-But, Natsuru-san, your body is quite flexible… I was very surprised.

Why are you bringing that up?

—Maybe it’s because I’m a girl now.

—No—I don’t think that happens when you’re a Kämpfer… I think that because I behave badly, my

The body appears rigid.

-Really?

Akane, in beast mode, wouldn’t ask something like that. She’d be struck down.

—But I wanted Natsuru-san to help me, as always… I feel…

She looked at me with pleading eyes.

—I think I was saved because I was Kämpfer. As a man, I might have fallen.

—No, it’s not that, I mean, being a girl, being hugged by a man like Natsuru-san… would be Well, I think.

—That’s why I told you it was dangerous.

Kämpfer has many times greater muscle strength than a normal person. He should prioritize the

safety, even in comparisons.

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Akane was wilting like a plant that hadn’t been watered. Sometimes she’s like that. I’m not sure what This conversation triggers it.

Contrary to my thoughts, she seemed genuinely depressed.

—I think Natsuru-san… thinks it’s okay if she’s the president…

-That-…?

—It’s just that… even while hugging me…

—The president, that’s the president, right?

-Yeah…

-I don’t believe it…

Here, when referring to “the president,” it means Shizuku Sangou, the student council president of the Seitetsu Academy. She is a highly capable student, very respected by both teachers and students. Furthermore, she is strikingly beautiful, resembling a model or movie star when she’s out and about.

uniform. Many men adore it. However, it doesn’t affect me at all, and I rather thought I could

It’s a new kind of biological weapon. I don’t find it aesthetically pleasing, and it constantly bothers me.

It seems I’m the only one who thinks this way, except for me. In fact, even Akane has her doubts. Although I ha

explained several times.

—Even if you say you don’t believe it… it’s hard to believe…

Even when they tell me.

—After all, Natsuru-san, the president told you: “I like you”…

—…

Ah, why do you make me remember these things?

I’m being targeted by that cold, ruthless woman. For some reason, she’s stuck to me. At first

From school, I never even thought about having this kind of relationship with the student council president.

Shizuku recently told me, “Because I like you.” As for my childhood friend, Mikoto,

Also… I think whether this is interpreted as a confession or not depends on each person. But for me,

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On the one hand, I want to make it clear that it’s a resounding no! There’s no way someone like her, a supersta Have a romantic relationship with me. Someone else tell me that, please!

And again, Akane looks at me with resentment.

—Were you thinking about the president again…?

—N-No…

It’s not far from the truth, although not exactly there.

Akane’s eyes were wet with tears. Why are you crying?

—A-Am I confessed to Natsuru-san too…

—Is that so…?

—I did it… I always do. Natsuru-san doesn’t notice at all…

I don’t know what she’s talking about. Besides, being a woman, it doesn’t make sense for her to tell me that.

It’s become quite obvious recently, but when I take on a female form, my sex drive disappears.

Instantly. It doesn’t disappear, but it definitely diminishes compared to when I’m a man.

This also relates to love, and it makes me feel like these are events from a distant world. Of course, I can still say, “Sakura-san, Sakura-san,” but it’s just a habit.

Anyway, it confuses me when it’s referred to in the feminine form.

—Even if you tell me it’s a confession…

—Y-You’re being very cruel. I’m making an effort here!

-Oh really…?

-Yeah…

Wow, she seems pretty depressed. Is this my fault again?

In any case, I told her, “Don’t get so depressed.”

—Don’t get too depressed… It’s not a big deal.

—Why is this something so foreign to you…?

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—Because I’m a Kämpfer, I suppose…

—Natsuru-san stays at the student council president’s house, travels with Kondou-san, and is always Doing that kind of thing, isn’t it? “Co-Conmigo” isn’t going anywhere…

—Didn’t we go to the festival?

—There was an unforeseen event…

—It seems we also went to a theme park, right?

—That also had an unexpected turn of events…

Hmm, I certainly don’t remember doing anything with Akane alone. Come to think of it, whether with Shizuku or Mikoto, we were never alone from beginning to end, but that doesn’t seem to matter.

“I’m sorry, it was my fault,” I told him.

—I feel that I am somehow guilty…

-Somehow…?

—Because I don’t have a real sense of guilt.

To be honest, she has a desperate facial expression.

—I’m starting to think that maybe Natsuru-san is actually a very unpleasant person…

—That seems like a rather unfair assessment in my opinion.

-The thing is…

The thing is…?

I remained silent. I feel like I make the situation worse every time I speak. I’m aware of how inadequate I am.

To read the atmosphere, ever since elementary school he used to freeze the air every time he spoke.

Akane thought for a moment and said:

—So, could you join me later, please?

—Huh?

—To go shopping…

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—Go shopping…?

—Oh, no, I made a mistake. It’s a date. This time it’ll be just the two of us.

She quickly corrected herself.

—A shopping date…?

—Yes, but since I want to go out with Natsuru-san alone, it’s still a date. It’s a date.

It sounded like she was talking to herself. She seemed desperate.

-Alright.

I accepted.

—Um… is it really okay?

-Yeah.

—So you’re not going on dates with anyone else besides the president and Kondou-san…?

—That’s not how it is.

On the contrary, a date with Shizuku is unthinkable. There’s no record of me ever having gone out with one.

A date with Shizuku. That nightmare hasn’t happened and it won’t happen in the future.

—So… tomorrow’s your day off, right?

-That’s how it is.

It’s a holiday.

—Tomorrow. Tomorrow, you’re going on a date with me.

-Good.

—I’m sure. I’m sure.

Akane emphasized that point repeatedly. I nodded each time. I would normally decline due to lack of money.

But I suppose I can manage on half a day’s wages. With ten thousand yen I should be able to get by. end of the month.

Once the meeting time had been agreed upon, Akane smiled broadly.

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—Ehehe, Natsuru-san, it’s a date this time, right?

—Too much enthusiasm…

-I’m happy.

She was really excited. Being a real girl, I can’t quite grasp the true emotion.

“Then let’s finish this job quickly,” she suddenly became proactive.

Disturbingly, he was arranging the objects one after another. Could it be that motivation can make people so… active?

Since this was also my job, I couldn’t afford to lose. Although technically it wasn’t a

competence.

We continued working together for a while. Akane was classifying a four-panel animal manga.

visceral (so surreal that it is said that those who read it could not comment on it) and a collection of

art (almost a photo album of corpses), while I took care of the stationery items.

While we were ordering visceral animal puzzles, pens, and mobile phone keychains (products (of ideas with the entrails as part of the rope), the warehouse door opened.

—Is everything alright?

She was the employer.

“Yes, more or less,” I replied vaguely. How should progress be measured in this case?

She looked at the mountain of products.

—I understand the difficulties you’re having.

—Is that so?

—I’ve tried to do it myself too. But it seems part-time employees are absent without fail.

Excuse me, they complain of poor health, and that’s not good at all.

It feels like a supernatural drama. Wouldn’t it be better to purify it?

—So… as strange as it may sound, I’ve also brought other employees. Please do it as a group.

—That’s fine, but where are they?

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-Over there.

Behind the woman were the “new part-time employees.” Three people.

They greeted each other in unison.

—They seem to get along well working together, don’t they?

—Yessss. Are you having a romance with Natsuru-tan?

—If you want it to be a secret relationship, you’ll have to pay us to keep our mouths shut.

The class members always say the same thing, no matter where they are. I vaguely thought so.

The usual trio was always together, even in a place like this. I doubt if they’re really friends with her.

They were children, but it seems they first met at this school. To get along so well until this point Punto is a good example of “like attracts like”.

The student committee watched us with interest as we struggled with animal products

visceral.

—It’s truly a surreal scene, isn’t it?

—Natsuru-tan and Akane-chan buried in products. Interesting, don’t you think?

—It might not be profitable…

Inside I thought, “What are they talking about?” Akane and I descend from the mountain of products.

—You will also be working, won’t you…?

—Yes, in the end they asked us for help.

—It wasn’t necessary at all…

I complained. There’s no need to be polite to this trio.

“We can’t help it. Mishima-san said he had to work, so we’ll do it too.” The student committee said something strange.

—I don’t understand the logic…

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—I feel like something is about to happen.

It was a disturbing response.

In short, she means it smells like trouble. My surroundings are pretty hectic, so it’s…

He’s hinting at something good, but does he really like discord that much?

Besides, it’s just Akane and me today, without Shizuku or Mikoto. This is a peaceful combination. If it weren’t fo Kämpfer, Akane would be calm.

I decided to go back to work with my back to the three of them.

—Oh, have you finished talking?

—I’m working. And so are you…

—So Natsuru-tan is in charge here, huh?

In this job, I’m the oldest. Even if it’s only by a few minutes.

The three of them seemed willing to work, so they got to work on the mountain of products.

—Ara. A set of visceral animal erasers, how strange!

—Hey, Natsuru-san, do you think Dexicapybara’s trading cards will sell?

—I’ve never seen the cards on auction sites.

Indeed, she seems surprised. By the way, “Karuta” refers to the card game “Karuta de

“Visceral animals in the family during the New Year.” Phrases like “If a dog walks, it will be shot” or

“Salmonella in pork,” just that kind of thing. Doing this right at the start of the new year would drive you crazy. T It’s also in Sakura-san’s department.

—It probably has value if it sells, but frankly I have no idea who might be interested

in buying it.

Even the treasurer was baffled.

—If I were Sakura-san, I would buy…

—That person already has everything, right?

I understand perfectly.

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The way the three of them handled the cards was quite skillful. Since they couldn’t say which ones would sell or No, they classified them as sellable and not so sellable. Even if they were damaged, they separated the older o

of manufacture, since they could have value. Finally, I confirmed everything.

But since I’m not an expert either, I had to remember how Sakura-san had handled things and judge.

Consequently. In short, he did things in a fairly approximate way.

Given that these were visceral animals, if an ordinary person were to organize them, something was bound to c

It was bad, but these three were fairly calm about it. It seems the occasional exchange of words It has a positive effect on them. It’s as if they were encouraging each other on a snowy mountain.

—By the way, Natsuru-san.

The president said.

—What’s been happening lately? How’s your relationship with the president?

Upon hearing those words, both the vice president and the treasurer were startled.

—What are you talking about…?

—It’s time for it to progress a little more.

—Why progress…

—If Natsuru-san is mentioned with the president, they are the new couple that has emerged in Seitetsu.

Although it’s an expression that can lead to misunderstandings, in fact, rumors about it are circulating.

Information that the girl I am and Shizuku are dating has been circulating in recent days.

The reason for this is that the two arrived at school together, arm in arm. Although it was a plan of Shizuku and I would prefer to forget it, it has spread in a distorted way in society (or rather within

from school).

Please think carefully, I’m a woman. It’s obvious we’re not a normal couple. Despite that,

The two members of the “Three Beauties of Seitetsu” have ended up looking like that, so the situation

It’s become complicated again. Furthermore, Masumi Nishino from the newspaper club has spread the news ev It’s a special edition, so there’s not much that can be done about it.

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My personal impression can be summed up in two words: “I want to cry.” As a man, I was labeled.

like “the fool who was dumped a few weeks after rumors surfaced that he was dating the

“President.” Furthermore, the rumor persists that “Natsuru, who is a boy, is actually still dating the president.”

“President,” which causes immense confusion. The relationship diagram is full of arrows and

completely dark.

The president asked me even more directly.

—So, what about you?

—What do you mean by “what’s up with you”…?

—Don’t pretend to be ignorant, Natsuru-tan, that’s not right.

The vice president intervened.

“It’s not common to see couples between girls. It’s even a big rumor in the men’s section.” —I want them to stop spreading rumors…

—It’s more fun to stir them up.

It’s not fun for me.

Despite appearances, I’m a girl temporarily. Couldn’t you at least be in a relationship with me?

The girl? No, not even that, because I don’t want Shizuku as a partner.

—According to the statistics…

The treasurer took out a notebook.

—As soon as the rumor spread that Senou-san and the president were dating, the number of

Subscribers to the school newspaper increased 1.5 times. It is said to be read in nearby schools as well, and

which in some cases comes at a premium. Shouldn’t Senou-san collaborate for the future?

Why do I have to think about the future? I hardly ever read the school newspaper. It doesn’t matter, but it seems That newspaper. I can’t believe there are people who buy it.

—Come on, speak here.

-Because…?

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“I’ll sell the information Senou-san gave me to the newspaper club. I’m sure Nishino-san will pay me well.” —How cruel…

—Senou-san will also receive a share of the profits.

—We have nine and Natsuru-tan is one.

The vice president said, “What kind of low price is that?”

Three people are slowly approaching. They’re not actually close, but their strength is imposing. In situations like These girls show their desire without reservation.

—Please speak. What’s going on with the student council president?

—Did you do it? Did you really do it?

—If it’s eight for us and two for Senou, that’s fine.

They all speak for themselves.

I felt cornered. There’s no reason to panic about something like this, but the situation is terrifying. Perhaps Choosing that school was a mistake just because it was close is not a good reason.

I feel confused. The class members seem more convinced of the justice of their actions upon seeing

My desperation. They were about to increase the pressure.

Then.

—P-… Please, stop.

A small but firm voice was heard.

—No-No, don’t be cruel to Natsuru-san.

It was Akane. She seemed to have been organizing something in a corner, and now she’s getting up and lookin Here, without participating in the conversation from the beginning?

The president lifted her glasses.

—What does it mean to “be cruel”?

—They’re bothering Natsuru-san, aren’t they?

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—It’s just an interview.

—That’s not an interview.

—It’s for the entertainment of the whole school. And a small payment.

—It’s about money, isn’t it?

—Everyone wants to know what’s going on between Natsuru-san and the president. Including Mishima-san, rig Akane gave me a fleeting glance, then hurriedly shook her head.

—No-No, I don’t deny it, but Natsuru-san shouldn’t have anything to do with the president.

Should I or shouldn’t I?

-No.

—Why does Mishima-san know about that?

The president calmly remarked, “This girl is very intelligent. She has good grades in some subjects.”

subjects, even more than Shizuku.

The vice president and the treasurer were also looking at Akane with interest. Akane realized they were watchin

and she got a little nervous.

—So-… I’m close to Natsuru-san…

—I know that. However, you won’t know about his private life.

—That’s not how it works…

—So, what do you know?

—W-Well… err… like Natsuru-san’s favorite TV shows… things about her house… her

habits…

Speaking hesitantly. Wait a minute. Why do you know so much about me? More importantly, about Somehow, Akane-chan is being dragged into talking. It’s a trap set by the president.

—That information alone doesn’t mean much.

The treasurer intervenes. Akane is confused.

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-Hey…

—It only has value when combined with others. Do you have anything else to say?

—W-Well…

Akane is stuck. Stop, please. Don’t say unnecessary things.

—With me…

-With you?

—She’ll go out with me!

She said aloud.

—Natsuru-san is going out with me. We just promised. Right?

I was surprised. Is it okay to talk to these human-megaphone types?

However, the class members didn’t seem surprised. What’s going on?

—That’s surprising.

The class president said. Although it didn’t seem like it.

—I thought Mishima-san got along well with Natsuru-san.

—That’s why we’re going on a date…

—With the girl Natsuru-san?

—Ah!

At the same time, I also realized. Oh, for these three, whoever made a promise to go out in one The quote is about me as a woman. After all, at this moment I have a feminine appearance. —I knew the president had a certain interest in Natsuru-san, which is a little dangerous, but, Does Mishima-san feel that way too? That’s surprising.

-Me too…

—You made a promise to go out, right? When is it?

-Tomorrow…

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Akane sank deep into that place.

I wanted to sink too. Aaaah, again, something unnecessary. My complicated human relationships were already. complicated, and now, they had become insurmountable. The puzzle that cannot be solved is not Quite a puzzle, isn’t it? It’s a welded iron ring.

—Finally, Mishima-san has also fallen under Natsuru-san’s influence, hasn’t he?

—Wow, Natsuru-tan is too seductive.

—Even I, who am quite capable, would have to retire.

Talking nonsense. Well, I suppose if I were a third party, I would have withdrawn too.

“It’s confirmed they will have a meeting tomorrow,” the president said.

—How much value do you think this information will generate?

A cloud of an extremely unsettling color appeared inside me. Its color was black.

-That…

—Information is only valuable when it is used correctly.

—Please… stop…

Involuntarily, I pleaded. What on earth are these girls thinking?

—It’s Natsuru-san who should be doing it. Aren’t you ashamed of touching so many girls all over?

—Yes, Natsuru-tan. I’m sure there are girls crying.

—We should form a victims’ association. Charge dues.

Another despicable idea. I admired the ability to have only these kinds of thoughts.

I no longer had the energy to get angry.

—Do you intend to cause trouble in any way?

—I won’t do something like that. I’m just using the information.

The president spoke in an unusually firm tone.

—I have no intention of sowing discord between you two. At most, they will only be small ripples.

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Didn’t he make a mistake with tsunami?

The president took out her left hand and looked at her watch.

—It seems it’s time.

Wh-What? Already? When I checked, it was indeed afternoon. Had I wasted my time on something so silly?

—We’ll leave now.

The president announced it.

—We need to consider who we sell the information to. I can’t go out to lunch with you.

—I didn’t say we were going…

—See you at school then.

—Will they leave the job unfinished…?

Ever since those three arrived, they’ve only talked nonsense and my work has barely progressed. Wasn’t I supp

will I receive my payment for the work?

-We’re done now.

-Where…?

-Over there.

I observed and saw that the mountain of disordered visceral animal items had been tidied up.

Correctly. I checked it, incredulous, without any problems. Now I just have to confirm it.

—It would be better to move your hands while you speak. You’re working, right?

Damn it, I can’t argue. How can they do this? It’s impossible to concentrate on two things at once.

normally.

—I’m leaving early.

—Natsuru-tan, see you later!

—I’m going to take the money from work first.

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What remained was me, stunned, and Akane. Also left were the supplies of visceral animal plushies.

That’s what I need to inspect.

—Natsuru-san…

Akane called me.

—I-I’m sorry. I said something unnecessary…

She looked clearly remorseful.

—When it comes to Natsuru-san, I lose my temper too… I’m really sorry.

He repeatedly bowed his head in apology. When he apologizes so much, it would be hard for me to stay angry.

reality.

-It’s ok don’t worry.

-Thank you.

Akane seemed relieved. Although my feelings didn’t clear up.

—If there’s anything I can do for you…

—So, is it okay if we cancel our appointment tomorrow?

It was a last hope, but she responded immediately.

—No, that’s not right. It’s a promise.

Only in moments like these does this girl show such strong determination.