Vol. 10.5 Ch. 1

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Vol. 10.5 Ch. 1

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This is a story that precedes the visit to Sakura-san’s house, and goes back even before the trip to Gunma.

So I ask you to listen to it with that intention.

I, Natsuru Senou, am a second-year student at Seitetsu Academy, a very studious person and

It’s promising for the future, with teams registered in both the men’s and women’s sections. I like it so much.

I study and take classes with both boys and girls.

I’m sorry, that’s a lie. I’m not a studious person. It’s not like I enjoy studying and am enrolled in both sections.

Does anyone actually enjoy high school? I think we all just go there to get the diploma. a title that is only valid for three years, called “high school student”.

Why am I registered in both the men’s and women’s sections? It’s because, despite being a man,

I can transform into a woman. When I become a woman, I become a being called Kämpfer and My physical abilities improve, allowing me to fight in various situations.

However, it’s not that I can boast of having transformed myself, I’ve simply become busier.

There’s nothing good about it. And complaining won’t change anything. I can’t find the words to describe myself

same.

At this moment, I have become a woman. Having changed so much into being a woman, I can’t help but feel I’m becoming more and more feminine at heart. What am I going to do if my period starts? I don’t even have pa

sanitary or anything like that.

As a woman, I belong to class 2-4 of the female section. This is because the student council president is…

Student Shizuku Sangou decided: “It would be nice to be in the same group as the boys.” Although she is from I’m grateful, I feel that compared to the boys’ class 2-4 there are more weirdos.

The only way to deal with this kind of class is to keep quiet so as not to stand out. I could join the

I like to join a noisy group and take control, but I don’t have the communication skills for that. So I’m out of luck. no other option than to remain silent.

However, the world, or rather the girls in class 2-4 of the girls’ section, wouldn’t leave me alone.

In fact, they actively came towards me.

—Natsuru-san, Natsuru-san.

It was the president who led me to failure in the experiment of how long I can hold my breath Breathing. She’s a gifted girl with glasses who uses her intelligence for useless things.

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-That…?

—I have something to talk to you about.

Here we go again, I thought. Her conversations are never any good. To be a housemaid?

That’s why I was on guard. It’s not over-caution. If someone calls you on the phone saying, “It’s me, it’s me,” Anyone you don’t know would be suspicious. It’s the same thing. The only difference is that even if you see thei

pay attention.

-There’s no need…

I answered coldly.

—I haven’t said anything yet.

—I can understand even without you telling me…

I spoke in a hoarse voice. Even though I had become a woman, I had to make sure I wasn’t discovered as such

man through my voice. That’s why I have this tone, but thanks to it I’m considered “sexy and masculine”.

You never know where danger lurks in this world.

—It’s about a consultation…

—I have nothing to consult…

That’s not good news. They might charge me a consultation fee.

—We are not interested in hearing Senou-san’s inquiry. If you have a problem, we are willing to

to help you, but in some cases there may be a charge.

I thought it would be like that, but it turns out it’s not because of my question.

—It’s about my inquiry.

—Huh…?

—I stand corrected. It’s about our inquiry.

At that moment, two students jumped up behind the class president.

—Hello, Natsuru-tan!

—You seem to be in a bad mood today too.

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The first is the vice president and the second is the treasurer. The vice president is like a young woman with a y The treasurer is greedy and talkative.

My internal alert level increased even further. It’s difficult enough with one person, but with three…

Together, they’re more like King Ghidorah than wisdom. The battle should be left to Godzilla alone.

-And then…?

—That’s why we’re raising our concerns.

-Impossible…

—I haven’t said anything yet.

—But it’s impossible.

I refused. I don’t think I can solve anything, no matter what they propose. Whether it’s an exam or a sport. It’s the same thing. First of all, these three are better than me at their studies. Although in physical education, I s They haven’t been able to surpass me as Kämpfer, but they won’t teach me the tricks of the trade.

—At least listen.

The vice president moved closer. This girl tries to get close to me at every opportunity. It seems I enjoy the reaction to my personal space being invaded; it’s not that I have malicious thoughts.

I turn my face away.

—Look at me here.

-I don’t want to…

—It can’t be resolved if it’s not Natsuru-tan.

Is that true? It just sounds like they’re talking nonsense.

—The truth is, you know…

The president started again.

—We want boyfriends.

… .

—You didn’t hear him. We want men.

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Why switch to such a direct expression?

I can’t believe it, I can only say it’s incredible. The girls in the women’s section are acting wild.

But they’ve never mentioned anything about boys. There might be some girls with boyfriends in the class, but I thought these three didn’t have them.

My assumptions were only half right. They don’t have boyfriends, that’s true, but do they really want to?

one?

—We’re not talking about inappropriate things.

Obviously. I don’t even ask something like that.

—Last time, the three of us talked at the McDonald’s across from the station.

—They get along well…

—It’s better than bad. Conclusion: A high school girl should have at least one boyfriend, so we’ve arrived at that conclusion.

—An argument like that…?

—Yes. We reached a conclusion in five minutes.

I don’t quite understand the meaning. Aren’t they overlooking important things?

—It’s not that there’s a problem, but…

—There is. For girls, boys are a status symbol. It’s similar to carrying a designer handbag, or even more so.

Well, it has an even more important meaning. By getting a boy, the desert-dry school life becomes…

It will turn into something full of freshness.

I understand the logic because the boys also think something similar, but it sounds so superficial.

I thought the class president was detached from that world, so she didn’t want to own boys.

There was something awkward about talking about having a boyfriend. Especially the treasurer; it’s much more It’s about money.

Well, at this age it’s normal to be interested in the opposite sex; it’s not abnormal. It is surprising, though.

—To tell the truth, I’m just bored and want to try having fun with a guy.

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Madam President, that’s somewhat comforting. Moreover, it’s in your style not to raise your voice so easily agai

men.

—But, I… even if you come to consult me…

—That’s why I have an idea.

The treasurer interrupted. She was holding a calculator in her hand, but she didn’t seem to be calculating anyth

moment. Or rather, characterization?

—We’ve been talking about various things at McDonald’s, but suddenly playing with men is out of the question.

Our reach. Not having connections is the same as not having a head.

—Jaah…

—The women’s section is like a girls’ school. We have no way of interacting with men.

-Oh really…?

I recall that the president has a connection to the clandestine Beauty Research Club. She should There are many male members there.

But the president, as if she had guessed my thoughts, shook her head.

“That’s not right. If we abuse that connection, the student council will take notice. Especially now.” It’s best to behave calmly.

With summer vacation approaching, the school is taking precautions to prevent any

problem. The student council, led by Shizuku, also understands the school’s intentions, so It was expected that discipline would be imposed immediately if anything reckless was done.

—I see… But how will they do it?

-That…

The president seemed pleased that she was asked, and her glasses sparkled. She’s not lying.

It shines brightly.

—For those of us who have no dating experience, there’s only one thing we can do. A “date”

group”.

—…Huh?

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—That’s right, a group date.

She repeated that over and over. No, I know that. What’s surprising is that the president and the others want to Group date. It doesn’t fit the image. They look like normal high school students.

-Because…?

—They can’t go, is that right?

It’s not that they can’t, but…

—From time to time, we also want to do that kind of thing. However, there’s a problem.

—Haah…

—Anyway, the girls might be fine, but we can’t invite the boys.

Well, that’s understandable. If it’s just girls, it’s not exactly a blind date. It’s just meeting up and chatting without.

More. If they keep talking, the day will end at sunset.

The president spoke as if she were a commentator announcing economic statistics.

—We’re new to group dating. To be frank, we’re amateurs. We have no relationship with the guys.

So, we thought about it. If we can’t do it ourselves, why not ask someone else to?

Do you want?

—…Are you referring to me…?

I pointed to myself.

—Yes. If it’s Senou-san, she’ll be popular with the boys. Doesn’t she have many acquaintances? Could you invi people from there?

The president was serious. Sort of.

Of course I had my doubts. Why are these three making such a formal proposal about a date?

Group? That would normally be something a girl who models in a fashion magazine would say, with the Hair styled and tie loose.

And they’re asking me to bring kids together, that’s weird! Of course I know that, but there are too many Guys in class 2-4. Aren’t they thinking of getting kids together to sell silkscreen paintings or something?

It seems more like something the treasurer would do.

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But the treasurer herself slowly shook her head.

—I don’t practice multi-level marketing schemes. If it’s discovered that they’ve been assembled through decepti problem. To get them to voluntarily go to the point of sale, it’s best to use the phone or direct mail.

It was a fairly natural explanation. I had heard that in the neighboring city the multi-level marketing scheme was It’s fashionable, but I doubt this girl is the boss.

I mentioned it just in case.

—But, I, men aren’t really my…

“You should know more than we do,” the president said. Saying “I know men” sounds like a

expression that could lead to misunderstandings.

—So, introduce me to someone.

-Because-…

—Natsuru-san is telling us that we should spend our lives without men, is that right?

—That’s right. I want to meet guys on a group date.

“It’s all about experience,” the vice president noted, and the treasurer agreed. It sounds good, but…

What will happen to my will?

“You seem dissatisfied,” the president remarked.

—Well, it’s just that…

—There’s no other option. Natsuru-san will also join our group.

—…Huh?

—Natsuru-san will be joining the group date. So you shouldn’t have any complaints.

-Hey-…?

Wait a minute! Why do I have to join a group date too?

The president had a natural expression, and the vice president and treasurer nodded silently. Could it be Did they plan all of this meticulously?

—A group date…!

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—Oh, won’t you feel intimidated by one of Seitetsu’s three beauties when you join a group date?

—But I’ve never been…

-Are you kidding.

I’m not kidding. Because I’ve given everything to Sakura-san in our relationship, I avoid those kinds of events in As much as possible. It’s necessary to maintain purity, wouldn’t it be disrespectful to Sakura-san if I didn’t?

I’ve stained a lot of things lately.

“If Senou-san were in the group, it would definitely be exciting,” the treasurer interjects.

—After all, Senou-san is a beauty recognized by everyone. She’s also popular with the boys.

It will surely be taken… It will be like prey for the rich. Please go.

No, that’s strange. So I’m popular with the guys, and I also have to recruit male members?

Am I going to take care of everything?

“You don’t seem very excited,” the vice president observes, understanding my feelings. Good point!

No one can escape this.

-Of course…

—Then, Natsuru-tan, since he can’t contain his popularity, would like a little more camouflage.

—I didn’t say anything like that…

—There’s no other choice. Well, I’ll look for other girls.

The vice president makes her proposal and makes decisions on her own. Hey, doesn’t my opinion matter?

—Okay, okay, because I’m going to bring a girl who will surprise even Natsuru-tan.

-Surprise…?

—He’s someone who usually never shows up.

-… Who is it?

—Well, who do you think it is?

The vice president was smiling from ear to ear. This girl didn’t maintain an impassive face like the treasurer.

However, her mouth was surprisingly sealed at times like this; she never revealed much.

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But who does she mean by “surprising even me”? If the tutor of class 2-4 comes, I’d be surprised, but That’s probably not it. It seems that teacher spends most of her salary on new games.

She’s not someone who would participate in a “group date” and surprise the students… Could it be Sakura-san?

My heart was racing. Was the pure and beautiful Sakura-san really going on a “group date”? It couldn’t be!

She wouldn’t be hunting for men.

However, what if I think of it this way? Sakura-san attends the “group date” to confirm

She’s once again marveling at the wonder that I am, her ideal man. Then she returns home thinking once more “Really charming.” Yes, that’s it.

Acceptable. I’m calming down. Wow, the vice president is really putting in a lot of effort too! We must

invite her to the wedding with Sakura-san.

—… Natsuru-tan, you seem motivated, don’t you?

—Well, yes…

—Please, take care of bringing the boys instead.

They patted me on the shoulder. Yes, I’m not immune to gathering people. Is this how people lead lives with

impossible loads?

—Regarding the number of people…

The treasurer hits the calculator.

—It’s us, Senou-san and the secret guest. A total of five people, not including the boys.

I don’t think that calculation is necessary. Why should you have to confirm by pressing keys? It’s like the blanke Linus.

—So… those guys in the group of guys?

“Please do it this way,” the president said.

—Yes, it seems that Senou, from the men’s section, is a friend of yours, right?

A true friend, or actually the same person?

—If it’s that person, it would be good if they brought an acquaintance.

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-But…

—What’s happening?

I replied that it was nothing. I as a woman and I as a man are the same person. They can’t both. attend a double date.

The president gave me a suspicious look, so I replied. Gather the students from class 24? It seems like a place only for idiots, but the group of girls from class 2-4 is also a little bit

unbalanced, so it’s perfect.

—When will they do it…?

—Next Sunday. I’ll let you know the place and time later.

“Fine,” I replied. Or rather, they forced me to accept.

But suddenly they’re forcing something terrible on me. Why do I have to gather the members for the meeting?

Group events? Sure, meeting people of the opposite sex at an exciting event, but I’m a woman with

male appearance.

Complaining was useless. It seems like no one will listen to me. Maybe it was a mistake to come to this school.

Honestly, if it weren’t for Sakura-san, I would have left immediately. I was just thinking about that.

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That afternoon I decided to skip class and leave early. I didn’t actually go home; I headed to the section

male. Since I only have one body, sometimes I have to do these things. Thanks to that, in the female section I’m considered weak, and in the men’s section, I’m being labeled the king of delays. That’s all. a disaster.

I enter the boys’ 2-4 class. My classmates didn’t show any particular surprise. Rather, They seemed cold or simply indifferent.

So what I need to do is gather people. I walk around the classroom looking for someone promising.

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But I can’t find anyone who catches my eye. Although there are many friendly guys, what will happen when Is it a meeting? If I suddenly say, “Let’s go on a date with the girls from the other section,” will they follow me?

easily?

In the end, I decided to aim for the guy who was easiest to talk to.

—Oi, Higashida.

Somehow, I end up talking to that guy.

—Oh, Senou. You’re early today.

—It’s not that early… I have a request, or rather, an invitation.

—What’s up? Are you giving me the chance to meet a pretty girl?

—Almost. It’s a group date.

As expected, his face seemed to say, “Ha?”

—It’s a group date.

—Are you the organizer?

—No, the girl from the women’s section asked for it. I have to gather boys.

I hastened to briefly explain the events. I didn’t go into details; rather, I transformed them as if

They were just rumors. After all, the female and male versions of myself are supposed to be two separate entiti

different people. If you ask me for details, I’ll say I heard it from the girl Senou.

Higashida leaned forward with interest.

-Oh really?

—Oh, are you interested in this?

—Our girls are top-notch. We can’t ignore them, being the Beauty Research Club.

This guy, despite being more inclined towards otaku than normal people, had an obsession with people

real people instead of anime and games. He looked more like a past-generation otaku idol.

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However, his interest in the girls in the women’s section was tremendous. It was as if he were obsessed. He took so many photos and was so determined to overcome the barrier that separated the men’s section from

feminine. Despite everything, something was worrying her.

—But well, that’s who the other party is.

—I have no objection if they are girls from Seitetsu.

—She is the president of the 2-4 girls’ class.

I told him honestly. Is it really okay to deal with that little conspiracy, that greedy old guardian of the Savings? Even with Higashida, that made me feel sympathy.

However, this guy didn’t seem bothered.

—I like that pretty girl, don’t you?

—Huh?

—The president and vice president are quite high-level, don’t you think? Even the treasurer has a touch of class interesting.

Higashida stated. What’s wrong with you? Have you gone mad?

—Personally, I’d like to have members who are a little more… who touch my masochistic side, but there aren’t a Complaints. You’re really good, Senou. Thanks for inviting me.

She really did seem happy. Am I seeing things wrong?

Higashida has a strong attachment to girls. And his standards for “pretty” should have been

rigorous. Weren’t you just talking endlessly about “what beauties are like” before?

—Do you have a fever or something?

—No, the girls from Seitetsu are great.

—Is your taste that varied?

—You don’t understand, Senou. Pretty and beautiful are different things. First of all, all girls are inherently Beautiful. That’s true. Within beauty, there is true beauty, and that is supreme. But that doesn’t mean

that we should neglect what is beautiful. It should be treated equally.

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Hmm, I feel like I understand Higashida’s principles of action better now.

This guy sees all girls as “good things.” I’ve never heard Higashida insult a girl from

Seitetsu as “ugly.” It doesn’t rank them as “the best,” but it doesn’t rank them as “the worst” either. It wasn’t unre To say it was full of love. His sense of taste was superior to mine in this respect.

-I see.

I was involuntarily impressed. Higashida crossed his arms and explained:

—There are so many beautiful girls out there that it’s natural that I would want to capture one of them in a photo You understand, right?

—I wouldn’t like you to convince me.

—So, how many girls are there in total?

—Eeer, five.

—Who are the members?

—The three from before, the girl Senou Natsuru and a secret girl.

—Oh, will Senou Natsuru girl go?

The flame of desire shone in Higashida’s eyes.

—Then it will be a group dating event with a very high competition rate. Okay, let’s try to invite… some boys.

We, divided, went to the boys in the class. Even Higashida easily jumped on the bandwagon. It will be

easy to find.

However, it wasn’t that simple. The response was unexpectedly slow.

First, some people backed out during the group dating stage. There’s no way around it. If

If the positions were different, perhaps I would have been the same. Then, there were people who said no.

They could go because they had plans. Well, I suppose that’s understandable, given it was a sudden announce What was unexpected was that some raised their hands when they heard “group date,” but as soon as they hea

“Girls from class 2-4,” these same ones refused to go. They show interest upon hearing that I’m going as a girl,

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Apparently, the president isn’t very nice. It’s not that they actually dislike her, they just seem to find her difficult.

If he went suddenly, they didn’t know what weaknesses he might discover later.

It’s not excessive worry. It’s more like excellent risk management. It turns out that being exceptional, like Higashida makes sense.

Impressive, but there’s a problem. We don’t have enough people.

—Senou, have they met?

Upon hearing Higashida’s words, I shook my head.

-No.

—For now, Hanzawa said he would go.

—It’s the same group as always, isn’t it?

—We can’t force anyone. After that… it seems to be between Nakahama or Mori.

They are classmates. Nakahama is a dedicated and serious student, the most capable in the class. Mori He’s a rather peculiar boy who loves the occult.

—Nakahama will be difficult. He hates talking about girls.

—It’s just the flip side of curiosity.

Higashida’s complete candor. Even so, I crossed Nakahama’s name off my mental list.

—So, Mori?

—I’m going to ask him.

Higashida approached a man who was reading a magazine with the same name as a sunken continent in the

sea. He returned quickly.

—He’s going to go.

-Oh really?

—Mori, despite appearances, is quite energetic.

Could it be that he just wants to show off his useless knowledge? Do girls really like stories about What’s hidden? Let’s try the treasurer.

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I counted on my fingers.

—So, Higashida, Hanzawa, and Mori… that’s three. Not many.

—Hey, and you?

Higashida approached mysteriously. I shook my head.

—I won’t go.

—After you suggested the idea yourself?

—There are circumstances.

This time, I must present myself as a woman. I cannot attend as a man. I remember when I performed the

The roles of men and women in a maid café; I had never been so tired. With that experience, a Once was enough. Oh, this guy was there that time too.

—That’s why we need to get a few more people.

—There are no more left in our class.

Higashida says, “All boys are so shy!”

—It’s not good. It would be better if the numbers were more balanced.

—What if we invite three couples?

—Instead, why don’t you bring one of the guys from your Beauty Research Club, Higashida? —That group is more timid than our class. They’re more active in maid cafes. They want an element

more fantastic.

What do you look for in a group date? Should we bring a young sorcerer?

Higashida and I were worried together. Thinking about it later, maybe there wasn’t a need to put so much effort I am committed to this.

—Wouldn’t a teacher… do the trick?

—Does Senou want Seitetsu to appear on the third page of the newspaper?

-Dog.

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—I’m sure they’ll want humans too, right?

-Statue.

—Since they don’t bark, they’re worse than dogs.

—Transparent corridor.

—Only up to elementary school is allowed, right?

Obviously, Higashida is deflecting everything. I don’t think it’s wrong to be a transparent runner.

The situation isn’t good. If we continue like this, our secret guest, Sakura-san, will feel left out.

What if we feel uncomfortable there? No, or maybe we could take advantage of that and escape together…

No, no, after all, I will be there to participate as a woman.

Hm? Wait a moment.

In my head, a very simple fact kept going around in circles. And it settled in a particular place.

—Higashida…

-What’s happening?

—I’ll go after all.

—Well, but… what about your circumstances?

—I will cancel them.

Yes. Cancellation is necessary. The plan will start from there. Simple and clear. Yes, without exception.

—I’ll join. That way we’ll have exactly four people.

—One person is missing, isn’t there?

—We’ll be complete.

-OK that’s fine…

Smiling, I told them, “I’ll let you know later about the place and time of the meeting.”

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Higashida rotated his finger in circles on his temple. Don’t worry about it, don’t worry about it. I’m sure that It’s a spell to bring good weather on the day of the event. I’ll also hang a teruteru bozu (little doll).

traditional made of cloth or paper that is hung to ask for good weather) so that the sun will come out.

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On the day of the event, my wish was surely heard and the weather is clear… I’d like to say that, but

When I woke up, I completely forgot about the teruteru bozu and ended up falling asleep watching a comedy sh

In other words, what’s important isn’t the teruteru bozu, but my own prayers. The teams that play on fields

The people at the casino should hire me immediately as a part-time employee.

The meeting place is the station. It never changes, but that’s fine. We always change places, we We would get confused if we did it every time.

I was the first to arrive. As the Demon King of Delay, I arrived before anyone else, so everyone was

surprised.

—Is Senou here so early? Isn’t it snowing or something?

It was Mori who said it. Although he’s a nice, handsome guy with glasses, he’s an occultist, which is a bit…

Disturbing. Stop writing “black magic” in the skills section of your part-time job resume.

partial.

—Wow, you managed to get up!

—I always get up early.

I answered him.

—I just don’t attend classes.

—It must be difficult for you.

There’s no other option. I can only attend the women’s or men’s section.

Not only Mori, but Higashida and Hanzawa arrived right away too. Wow, quite a gathering. Could it be the The power of group dating?

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—And the important girls? Where are they?

Hanzawa looked around. Although the people waiting were similar to us, the president was nowhere to be seen Furthermore, nowhere else.

—It should arrive any minute now…

I murmured. It’s not that the girls are late. It’s that the boys arrived too early.

Especially me.

There’s no point in rushing, but still, my heart races with anticipation. Especially when…

It’s about Sakura-san. I’m sure you’ll be surprised. Since it’s a secret, I haven’t told you yet. But only I know.

Can I talk to Sakura-san?

—Thank you for waiting.

Suddenly, I heard a voice.

When I turned around, the girls from my class were there. I was a little surprised because it was unexpected, bu

no ill intent.

—H-Hello, President…

—It’s been a while since we last saw each other.

For a moment I felt something strange. Ah, I see, it’s because she almost never sees me, and I’m a boy.

I tried to act naturally.

—Eer, here are my classmates.

I briefly introduced Higashida and the others. Since I had met them once at the house of the sister of the… Madam President, you should acknowledge them. Perhaps it was just the first time you met Mori? Does that als A singles meeting?

The class president nodded slightly.

—We’ll do the detailed presentations once we get to the store.

-OK.

Doing it here would only cause more of a fuss.

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Is everyone here?

—Except for the special guest. However, I have some sad news.

The class president said something strange.

—Natsuru… Student Senou Natsuru was unable to come due to health problems.

The men’s expressions of astonishment. It wasn’t appropriate to show too much displeasure, so I limited myself

to make a face of disgust.

Of course, I acted as if I didn’t know anything.

—Ah, she’s not very physically resilient.

—Yes, thanks to that, we can’t have much fun… I mean, it’s important to take care of our health. Even if we are High school students, we must not let our guard down.

I thought maybe they’d treated her like a toy, but for now she’s fine. After all, I’m also… lying.

This morning, as soon as I woke up, I called the class president. Of course, it was to tell her about my

absence. I also told him it was the boy who was going in my place. As a precaution, seeking to avoid any absen Problem, I looked for a phone booth to make the call. I could have gone so far as to guess the

location by callback if you weren’t careful.

When I think about it carefully, it seems suspicious to use a public phone, but the president

He said, “Don’t worry about it.” He also suggested, “Should we come and visit you?” to which I politely objected This kindness is surely a trap.

Of course, I am the only one absent among the women, while the men attend with great pride.

Now, remember the number of people. Originally there were three of us men, but with me, there were four.

On the other hand, there were five women, including me, but since I left, there were four left.

In other words, everything fits together perfectly. I immediately calculated this in class and turned it into a perfec It was actually just simple addition and subtraction.

But with this, my plan to have Sakura-san all to myself took a big step forward. Higashida and the others They’re the attack dogs. I’m the star!

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—Then let’s go.

The president took the lead.

In these situations, people usually walk in groups of men or women only, but we don’t.

We were the exception. However, somehow, I was the only one walking with the president at the front.

“The store is over there,” the president pointed out.

—Is it a tavern?

—They don’t allow high school students… But it’s something similar.

—Isn’t that bad?

—It’s a relative’s shop. No alcohol is served.

The class president seems to have many relatives. They all seem to be involved in some kind of business. manner.

We turned a few corners and reached the end of an alley. There was a restaurant with a… hiding place.

—It’s here.

—Uh, here?

I felt intimidated. The same thing happened to Higashida ya Hanzawa. I don’t know what Mori thought. Anyway,

It seemed like a very expensive place, more suitable for a section head of a publicly traded company than for students.

The sign had cursive lettering. Probably French or Russian food.

—I have confidence in the flavor. It’s delicious.

—No, but it seems expensive.

—Don’t worry. We explained the situation and they asked us to pay an amount we could afford. cover.

How efficient.

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Anyway, I was relieved to hear that. Yesterday, just in case, I sold some games and manga.

I bought some secondhand items at the store and made a little money. If that’s not enough, then I’ll just have to

body.

Everyone in Higashida’s group seemed relieved in unison. The other girls showed no emotion. reaction, so I guess they discussed it beforehand.

The president opens the door. The bell rings. I asked if it wasn’t before the opening, and they told me that They opened it especially for us.

The store’s interior was unexpectedly a blend of Japanese and Western styles. The muted tones of The wood gave it a slightly Japanese touch.

They led us to the back. The president was talking to the store staff. They seemed friendly, so That the man who seemed to be the owner was probably a relative of his. I’ll have to say thanks. later.

—Please use that private room over there.

We went there as instructed. There were low table-style seating in the room with tatami mats.

I couldn’t just sit the way I wanted. The girls and boys had to sit one way.

Facing the other. Changing places would be better done after the atmosphere has warmed up a bit more.

I sat at one end and left my opposite side empty. Because Sakura-san would sit there. And then, we would go

a sweet moment together.

“Please order your drinks. Soft drinks only,” the president said. It seems she’s supposed to act as a waitress.

Also. Perhaps it would be better if someone else took over later.

We looked at the menu and each ordered. I ordered oolong tea.

The atmosphere relaxed a little. The president spoke immediately.

—Before the drinks arrive, let’s do the introductions again.

She seems used to this. Perhaps she has experience with date meetings?

—Let’s start with the boy Natsuru Senou.

-I!?

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-Yeah.

I was surprised. And everyone else didn’t seem surprised. Of course, I’m sitting at the back, maybe it’s only natu

from here.

I had to resolve it quickly.

—Um, I’m Natsuru Senou from class 2-4. Nice to meet you.

The end. What more can I say? Actually, everyone here already knows me.

—…

Ah, I got silence in return. Should I have said something funnier? Like the story of a stuffed animal that

speaks with a different voice.

What happened was the atmosphere became tense. After that, the presentations continued, but they were awk

clumsy. I said my name and class, then moved on to the next person, and that’s how it ended. Even the vice pre She had difficulty speaking, and only the treasurer was always the same. If there’s no money involved, this The girl becomes extremely reserved.

—Eh, so, yes…

The president gave me a sideways glance. What’s wrong, is it my fault?

Observing, I noticed looks from everyone present that said, “This guy, do something about it.” Are they Criticizing my ability to read the room? Come on, you’re not that different either.

I had no choice but to try to say something, but I couldn’t think of anything to talk about. Wow, I’ve got

experiences that even normal people couldn’t mention, but since they are things that not even

Ordinary people might mention things I can’t share. After all, if I told them that I

If I told you I transform into a woman or that I have conversations with stuffed animals, they wouldn’t believe me —Oh, right. Wasn’t another girl supposed to come too?

I reluctantly asked the president a question. There’s an empty seat, that’s for sure.

—It should arrive shortly.

She looked at her watch.

—Do you want me to go and meet her?

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—So, I…

At that moment, the music started playing. It was the mobile phone’s ringtone.

It belonged to the class president. Her ringtone was “Make Me Yours, Black Woman” by The Tigers. A pretty cool choice, again.

The class president pressed the answer call button and responded with a few words of

agreed, informed us of our location and hung up.

“It belongs to today’s guest,” she informed us as she closed her mobile phone.

—He said he’s coming directly.

—Who is this guest?

Higashida asked innocently.

—It’s a secret until I arrive.

—Is she beautiful?

—That’s for sure.

Of course. After all, she’s Sakura-san.

Toda, Hanzawa, and Mori seemed excited. I was too. But I’m not going to let them near…

The guest. That person is mine alone. I also have in mind the idea of ■■the two of us running away together to Enjoy being alone if necessary.

The doorbell rang clearly.

—Looks like he’s arrived, huh?

The president whispers. Finally, Sakura-san’s appearance? As his fiancée in my mind, I have to I will welcome him with all my effort.

The door to the private room opens. I was about to greet him with a radiant smile, but I I was frozen.

Shizuku Sangou, the student council president, entered.

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Shizuku was wearing a casual outfit. Something like a black and white combination.

Anything. I don’t know why white, but black surely represents what she’s carrying in her womb.

That didn’t matter. In my mind I screamed, “I was tricked!” I thought it was Sakura-san, but it turned out to be Sh It was a worse shock than when I failed to hit the target at the shooting gallery at the festival.

—I apologize for the delay.

Shizuku apologized before entering.

—I had something to do at school and I was late. But it’s okay now.

I wish I hadn’t left school. I murmured quietly to the president.

—Hey, why her?

—Huh? But she’s been president from the beginning.

—What’s wrong with Sakura-san?

—Did I really say that?

I was searching through my memories. Now that I think about it, I don’t remember mentioning even a word.

About Sakura-san. Perhaps I’ve become too obsessed?

—But shouldn’t we call Sakura-san?

—She’s probably not interested in singles meetings.

—Why did the president come?

—If Natsuru’s name is mentioned, he might join.

For men or women? It doesn’t matter which, but which one?

No, even so, Shizuku wouldn’t be here. We should call a woman of equivalent beauty to Sakurasan’s… There is Look, if you look, there are some.

Ignoring my internal screams, Shizuku was about to sit down. Higashida and the others wore expressions of Complete surprise. It’s the first time they’ve seen Shizuku so close.

And this woman, without anyone stopping her, was trying to sit right in front of me.

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—This is the only free place.

Seeing my grimace of displeasure, the president said, “I understand. I left it free for Sakura-san. Still, ah, how is Why is Shizuku sitting here?

The food arrived too. Things like fried chicken, fries, and some kind of creative salad. It feels Like an izakaya (Japanese pub). There’s plenty of it, it’s definitely for students.

Shizuku sat down; finally, the number of men and women was equal. Now the important part begins. the group appointment.

However, the tension actually increased. The secret guest is our beloved president of the council. student at Seitetsu Academy. I can’t imagine someone with the courage to stand up to adults in Such a ridiculous situation. Why on earth are you here? Can’t you read the room better than I can?

Shizuku was staring at me. I looked back… no. I was looking at the president.

from the student council next door as if he were my father’s enemy. The other young members

They were focusing on Shizuku instead. The seating arrangement is wrong. They should move me to the neare

away from Shizuku.

—Thank you for coming today.

The class president thanked the president.

—No, I wanted to come too.

Higashida was agitated. I can’t imagine Shizuku saying she wants to go to a group dinner. What

demons?

—Then, let’s start the conversation again.

The council president said something like a television presenter.

But the conversation wasn’t picking up. Can you really start with “let’s start talking”? How do they do it?

Are veterans of group dinners looking for an opportunity?

But more than that, Shizuku was still the problem. Everyone was watching her every move. movements. Most ordinary people are afraid of bullies, but it’s something similar. The real This woman’s nature is that of a mafia boss. What are we supposed to do?

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Just as I was thinking about that, Higashida suggested something.

—So why don’t we talk about our hobbies?

Well, more than likely, it seems a bit slow. Is this okay, Higashida?

Then the man sitting next to me just glanced at me. Ah, I see, so I should talk about my hobbies. in my presentation. That’s fine, right? I have no idea about the formal steps for group meetings.

The presentation of hobbies was rather interesting, to say the least. Let’s start with this one. guy, Higashida.

—My hobby is photography. Mainly portraits.

Although he speaks with pride, everyone here knows the truth. His models are pretty girls, probably.

taken without permission. Not even the police would defend him. I plan to actively confess, saying, “I did it too.” I’ll do it if something comes up.

Then it was Hanzawa.

—Uh, I like watching movies. I also like playing video games.

It’s not a lie, but it’s twisting the truth. It’s actually referring to anime and dating sims. It should

He should have mentioned his baseball skills instead of just going off on a tangent like that. Nobody could hit hi

would launch it seriously.

And now Mori. I’ve never heard this guy’s self-introduction before, so Higashida, Hanzawa, and I…

We were paying close attention.

—My hobby is… divination.

The vice president was radiant.

—Blood type and all that?

—That’s not exactly it.

Of course, the men knew. It’s black magic. Rumor has it they conduct experiments and cast spells.

Curses in the house. They even say they store chicken blood in jars.

—And astrology?

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—It’s nothing like that.

The vice president said, “Something more repulsive would be better.” Oh wow, Mori’s really messed up. It seem

has captured the heart of the vice president.

Next up is the treasurer. It’s an odd order, but it started with Higashida, who is the one who

He talks more, and he’s on the opposite side from me. I should have done that with the introductions.

—Pastime… counting?

The treasurer bowed her head after saying that. What does that mean?

—Telling stories is my hobby. Probably.

Another not-so-lie, but a twisted one. She’s probably good at calculating with a calculator. And He probably sells scrolls and vases of unknown origin.

The treasurer’s expression didn’t change. Her blank countenance was truly remarkable, in a sense.

different from Shizuku’s.

—Are you good at math?

It was Mori who asked.

—I’m better at mental calculations. Change and interest.

That’s what the treasurer replied. Although it seems to be okay with Mori. It looks kind of funny.

I elbowed Higashida.

—Hey, does Mori like those kinds of people?

—Didn’t you know? It seems he likes quiet, serene women. If he keeps quiet, he might even marry one. statue of Miroku Bosatsu.

—That’s impressive. And what about the class president?

—It seems she’s the type of person he likes. But I suppose he doesn’t like the ones who are too…

intimidating.

Shizuku shouldn’t be as compassionate as Miroku Bosatsu. He’s the reincarnation of Al Capone.

Then the vice president came in. This girl talks a lot.

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—My interests are tennis, basketball, volleyball, softball, swimming, running, lacrosse, hockey, table tennis,

walking dogs and pretty girls.

He announced it with pride. In the end, something strange was added.

—Do you play softball?

Hanzawa asked. He’s been a sports lover from the start; he used to play baseball.

-Yeah.

—Where are you located?

—Anywhere. I can be a pitcher, catcher, infielder, outfielder, even an umpire!

Wow, what skill! I later confirmed it was true. It seems he’s capable of doing such impossible things.

and fruitless like pitching, batting, and running alone, even more so than playing solitaire. Extreme versatility is

turns into art.

Hanzawa was intrigued.

—You’ve done everything, not just softball, right?

—I like to move my body. I even knock over old ladies during special offers and crash into the shopping cart!

Shopping!

—So, how about we run a marathon together next time?

—Where will we run? The Imperial Palace?

—No, watching a whole month of anime, recorded, nonstop.

What’s up with that? It’ll certainly be a kind of marathon, but won’t you end up dead? The vice president blinked in surprise. It’s unexpected. Hanzawa’s position in my mind is

rising rapidly.

Unexpectedly, the vice president composed herself and said, “It’s fine if it’s a marathon watching “uninterruptedly the episodes of Idion on television and the film.” Perhaps this is the beginning of These two get along well. Less stress.

Now, about the class president… what can you expect from her?

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—My hobbies are… watching the news?

Here comes the extreme one. She doesn’t know much about group dating, but unless she’s trying to impress No one says anything like that.

—Are you talking about NHK?

Higashida asked the question. I was thinking the same thing.

—Everything. I leave CS Broadcasting on, record all the commercial stations on the computer, the I save it to a hard drive. That’s how I do it perfectly.

What’s perfect about that?

—And what do you use it for?

—To enjoy it. Things like events.

He was serious, so I had no way to respond.

—…Is it like you’re looking at my photos?

—No, it’s different. They move.

—Photos last forever.

—Even the videos can be saved if you want.

Higashida didn’t seem to understand. But from an outsider’s perspective, your collection of photos of beautiful g It’s exactly the same thing. What if they become a couple?

The atmosphere between the class president and Higashida was filled with subtle tension. Both of them As people know, conflicts are bound to arise. It seems there are points on which neither will budge.

It was quite an unexpected display of tastes. I wish it could end here, but it won’t.

Tension will only increase from now on.

—So… Madam President.

The president urges. Shizuku softens her expression slightly.

—I don’t think anyone finds it fun to hear about my tastes.

—It’s the first time for everyone, so it’s sure to be fun.

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—Ara, is that right? As for my tastes… perhaps rakugo?

Both boys and girls are surprised. I was surprised too when I first heard it.

Everyone will think that it doesn’t fit at all with the image they have of her.

—Rakugo!?

Hanzawa made a brave comment. I second that question. Every word Shizuku says should be questioned.

-Amazing?

—Yes, that’s true… I thought the president would have more mature tastes.

—Rakugo is more of an adult taste. Although many consider it something for old people.

—That’s not the case. I think it’s wonderful.

Hey, Hanzawa, what’s the truth?

Shizuku neither boasted about nor looked down on rakugo; she simply said it was “fun.” She regretted not

I was able to hear Shinsei live, but that was too niche to understand.

Hanzawa kept asking questions.

—Is rakugo your only hobby? What about student committees…?

—I can’t call that a hobby.

—Well, then, what’s the hobby with a man?

Ugh.

Higashida and Mori’s faces lit up. Of course it would be interesting. Instead, for some reason, I I was nervous.

—Ara, do you want to know that too?

—Y-Yes… Of course. As the president admired by all the boys, I want to know what kind of man you are.

like.

—It’s an honor to be admired like this.

She didn’t seem very honest when she said it. Just compliments.

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—Well, that…

Both the boys and the girls were hanging on Shizuku’s every word. Only I was thinking, “Why

“What doesn’t start a war?”

—… I’m not the type to embellish things too much, I suppose.

It was a fairly confident response. There was a sense of relief in the air.

—Do you like simple things?

—It’s not that I like simple things. To put it plainly, my ideal type is a man I met…

I’d like it, but that would be boring, right?

—Yes, I understand.

—That’s why I like people who don’t brag about themselves. I don’t like narcissists.

For some reason, the boys’ eyes were shining.

—I am not a narcissist.

-Me neither. -Me neither.

Higashida, Hanzawa, and Mori said it almost at the same time. It wasn’t that they were narcissists, but somehow They didn’t doubt their own tastes in the slightest. Could this also be a type of narcissism?

—It’s good to be modest. But try not to underestimate yourself too much. Having confidence is also useful for… exams.

Shizuku evaded the men who kept elegantly promoting themselves.

—But, Madam President, don’t you like or think “he’s good” about any boy?

Higashida clings to it. It’s a perfect opportunity to enrich the Research Club’s database.

Of Beauties, right? Although I’m not going to help.

—I think the kids at our school have unique and wonderful personalities.

—So, is there a guy you want to go out with?

-Well…

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I swallowed without anyone noticing. Even though I wasn’t looking at Shizuku, her presence was clearly felt.

—Do you think I should say it?

—In terms of notoriety, yes.

—So, there is one.

Shizuku smiles superficially. Both the boys and girls emit indistinct whispers.

At Seitetsu Academy, the president is an entity from another dimension. Although she’s standing right in front o

Not exactly accessible, but it radiates an aura like a celestial being. According to the “Being Scolded Club”

“Sangou Shizuku-sama” is the best thing there. Some even wish she would continue spitting at him from the roo

I admire insatiable perversity, but it’s generally believed that as long as there are men who fall in love with

Shizuku, the opposite doesn’t happen. Are there those who go to the forest just to catch insects when they com towards them?

Even though there’s a guy she’d like to date, it’s natural to be surprised!

Higashida’s body leaned forward.

—Wh-Wh-Who is that!?

—Who could it be?

—I know that boy!?

—Perhaps you know him.

Higashida’s excitement reached its peak. He said, “Wooaah!” Hanzawa and Mori, too, stopped.

They paid attention to the girl in front of them and looked at Shizuku.

And the other students were also looking at Shizuku. Unlike the boys, it was out of curiosity.

Pure. I no longer knew if this was a group date or Shizuku’s introduction.

And I was so focused on drying the sweat that was dripping onto the palm of my hand. It was an effort. I was gr

I had a towel. If I hadn’t had one, I would have dried it with my clothes.

I felt as if Shizuku’s story was directed straight at me. I shouldn’t be under the illusion that

That, but somehow I felt excited. Judging by this girl’s previous attitude, it wouldn’t be

It would be surprising if he started saying, “My partner is Senou-kun.”

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Of course, it’s Shizuku’s bullying. Since she’s a genuine sadist, she seems to enjoy watching me suffer. Why? Does a faithful man like me, who loves Sakura-san, like her? Perhaps she’s an emissary from hell who has com

to disrupt the sexual customs of Japan.

—Um, at least, could I know your name?

That was quite a plea from Higashida. How pathetic! You should be more confident. Although I can’t be either.

Talking about others is disgusting. Higashida pleaded again. How disgusting!

—What should I do? I’m a little embarrassed.

Shizuku didn’t sound even a little bit embarrassed.

—Perhaps just the first letter?

—Do you really want to know so much?

“I want to know,” Higashida said. The president and the others nodded in agreement.

I’m in trouble. I don’t understand why I’m getting so upset, but anyway, I’m in trouble.

My life is in danger. My heart is racing.

The woman in front of me doesn’t consider my situation at all. She must be thinking how great it would be if she

of a heart attack. Demon.

In any case, I must do something. If I don’t interfere with this creature, my life is in danger.

-So…

Just as Shizuku was about to speak, I dared to interrupt.

—Ah, you see, I haven’t revealed my hobby yet…

I even allowed myself a polite smile.

—Can I continue talking?

For my part, I did quite well. It’s true that I haven’t shown my hobby, and I also have to avoid…

Shizuku’s interference. Just for having crushed her words, she would already deserve a Nobel Prize.

But the others looked at me with disapproval in unison.

—Senou…

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Higashida was visibly tired.

—I know your hobby. You must be someone who watches football matches and lies on their back in the middle

road at night, shouting: “The world is mine!”

What’s wrong with football? And I don’t do that kind of thing at night. That sounds more like Nakahama from cla —Your hobby doesn’t seem more important than the president’s interest rate.

Yes, I agree too. I’ll remember Hanzawa and Mori’s names! I’ll curse them!

that the chopsticks break in half!

—However, haven’t I finished introducing myself yet?

—Everyone knows, so it’s fine.

—Even I knew about that from Higashida.

—I can’t imagine that Senou, the average second-year student, would have such an amazing hobby.

He makes a pretty sensible point. It’s true that it’s average and surprising not to have a hobby. Isn’t that right?

How can he hurt people so much? He should have invented a pastime like bowling. At least a hole.

digging.

—It’s true that Senou is an average boy.

The treasurer has started talking nonsense!

She’s handling her iPhone, which she took out without anyone noticing. Is it full of information? —According to statistical data, Senou-kun is rarely the subject of rumors among boys in the section

feminine. The most common is “she has the same name as Natsuru-sama,” to which is added “it’s annoying to the same name.” Furthermore, it is highly unlikely that those who have not seen Senou-kun in person

become part of those groups.

Enough already! It depresses me. Even though I’m not particularly interested in pleasing other women besides Sakura-san.

However, a lifeboat unexpectedly arrived.

—I’m interested in getting to know you.

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That’s Shizuku. Everyone’s interest, once again, was focused on her.

—Hey, Senou?

Higashida said, surprised. Maybe next time I’ll also say “It’s Higashida.”

—Yes, I’m interested in you, Senou-kun

—You shouldn’t have any interest in my hobbies.

—Even so, it’s interesting, don’t you think?

When this woman speaks, her persuasiveness increases. The atmosphere in the private room changed to “It’s y

from Senou.”

Without being pressured. I’ll have to speak.

Again, all eyes were on me. I can’t give an unsatisfactory answer. But the boy who can

Being the center of attention here is definitely the most popular kid in the class. It’s impossible for me, with my s

Faulty communication. By criticizing others in my mind, I am now confronting myself. Perhaps the Karma is real to me.

Here and now, I can only speak while I think.

—Well, watching football on TV and watching comedy shows…

—That’s how it was, wasn’t it?

Higashida was murmuring. That’s right. What you said is the correct answer.

It’s a bit boring, isn’t it? Should I mention more prominent players or something? Uchida from Gamba

And Shisuji from Girona?

—Also… Ah!

She screamed. Shameful memories from my childhood suddenly surfaced, and I couldn’t bear it because of wh

overwhelming. There’s a reason for that.

Suddenly, a foot was placed on top of my foot.

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Since you probably don’t understand, let me explain. They were in a room where they had left the

shoes. I put my feet in a kotatsu, like a low table, and we sat facing each other, separated. for a table.

Of course, both feet were on the ground, which was a little lower. For some reason, one foot

It was placed on top of my left foot. I thought it was an accident, I tried to remove it, but it was

Pressed. That is, on purpose.

Everyone stared at me in surprise. But that didn’t matter at all.

Was it Higashida’s doing? No, that doesn’t make sense because a foot can’t bend like that towards me. ankle. Human joints are not designed to bend that way.

So, is this girl the culprit?

Shizuku looked at me calmly.

—What’s wrong, Senou-kun?

He asked, his face impassive. Thinking about it, today was the first time I really saw this girl.

—N-Nothing…

—Have you finished with your hobbies?

Yes, that’s how it was. But my mind was blank.

Shizuku was definitely stepping on my foot. But why would she do something like that? It’s to be expected that a

Cold as she is, she remains calm, but what is her objective?

—Eerr, as for others… aah, reading manga…

Wow. Shizuku moved her feet quickly. It doesn’t hurt, but I feel a sensation of being stroked in that area. the top of my foot. Its movement is sensual!

—And then?

—T-That’s all…

—So, can I ask you?

I wasn’t the one who answered; it was the class president. How far do you intend to respect my wishes?

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Even if I had refused, Shizuku would have asked the question anyway. That’s just how she is, asking that quest

type of questions.

—What type of woman do you like?

-Hey!?

—I also talked about the type of man I like. So shouldn’t you do the same, Senokun?

That’s strange. Just because Higashida asked about it on her own… that complaint isn’t acceptable. Shizuku’s w They had weight. In fact, the men were looking at me as if to say, “Speak up already.” —Uh, about the type of woman I like…

—The type of woman?

—Sa-Sakura-san… Hii!

I was surprised. Shizuku’s feet were getting closer. I mean, from the instep to her crotch.

Climbing while caressing.

—Kaede, eh.

Shizuku said. You should know.

—Kaede is cute, I understand that. But is there anyone else?

—Not really…

—No one else?

—T-There’s no one else… Uuh!

I was stroked again. Her feet stretched out, not just her calves, but even her knees moved. I-It’s

tickly or what?

—I don’t think there’s nobody there.

-Hey…?

—There are more girls who are your type, right?

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Her feet suddenly separated. But then they returned to my ankle. And she lifted the hem of my

jeans.

—Hiii!

At my involuntary scream, Higashida and the president showed a perplexed expression. —Senou, have you gone mad?

—I won’t recommend a doctor to you.

It’s not an illness. It’s the work of the girl in front of me.

This feeling isn’t like a sock, it’s like a stocking. Even though my toes aren’t separated, it’s lifting them up.

skillfully. It feels like I’m in the presence of an eccentric from the deepest reaches of China. And most importantly, Shizuku’s face is completely impassive. What is she thinking? Is she… blood running through their veins?

—There are more girls, right?

Shizuku spoke again.

—There isn’t one…

—Stop playing dumb.

The truth is obvious. Shizuku didn’t stop moving her feet. She forcibly pulled aside the hem and her hand was o

Raising her feet. Ah, ticklish or chilling. A strange sensation ran through my entire body.

Should I be shocked by this? But if I said Shizuku was stalking me, who would believe me? Am I…

Completely a victim of harassment? A lewd woman? There were themes of lewd women in the Harataira manga But that has nothing to do with it. But why would he do something like that? There’s no other woman I like besid Sakura-san.

■Sakura-san is my favorite.

—That’s a lie. There are others.

What do you mean? I’ve told you many times… Ah.

Suddenly, he had an idea. Maybe this girl wants him to say her name?

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It’s possible. Shizuku is a total sadist. She probably wants me to make up some nonsense for later.

Rejoice! What a despicable and cowardly woman! She has nothing to do with Sakura-san.

Again, she glared at Shizuku. That’s right. She’s calm, but she wants me to say her name. Is she

trying to separate myself from Sakura-san?

I won’t say it, despite everything. However, his toes were caressing my entire leg. It feels Okay. My resolve is about to crumble.

-Who?

—Eeeer…

—Surely you have some kind you like, right?

-Well…

His foot went up again. It passed over my knee and went further… huh? My thigh… further in?

That’s where, well, it’s what you know. If it’s my turn now, it’ll be a big problem. The legs, really?

Do they stretch all the way up there? But since it’s Shizuku, it’s possible she will.

What am I going to do? If I don’t say Shizuku’s name, this harassment won’t stop. But I can’t. betray Sakura-san…

—Where is the woman you like?

—Shizuku is probably at home right now.

They pinched me with their toes! Too clever.

—It’s probably closer than you think.

-That…

Ugh, again, caressing my thigh. The woman in front of me adopted a slightly inclined posture and I was trying to stretch my leg even further.

-Where is?

—Uhm…

—Which way?

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Oh no! My legs are moving and it feels so good. I’m not a masochist like Higashida, but what is this?

What feeling? And what will happen when I wake up?

—Eeeer…

—Speak faster.

I can’t take it anymore. I have to give up. I was about to collapse at any moment.

—W-Well, aside from Sakura-san, I like girls with black hair…

-I see.

—With long hair…

—So what about that?

—Older than me, women with good physiques… It’s even better if they hold an important position and seem

authoritarian…

I was squeezing my voice from the very depths of my being. I’m about to die.

Suddenly, her feet moved gently away.

—Okay. I forgive you.

Forgive what?

—I’m sure that woman is also watching Senou-kun.

I’m sure she is. She’s right in front of me. It would be great if she were nearsighted and my figure was blurry.

—Hey Senou, isn’t that a bit too conventional?

Higashida said to me, in a nonchalant manner.

—With long black hair, it looks so plain. You should at least say it’s brown.

—…

—And besides, she’s older than you! She looks just like the president.

He was laughing loudly. Since this man had heard my feelings for Sakura-san before, he couldn’t even…

It didn’t even occur to him to think about Shizuku.

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—Higashida…

—Hm?

—I’m grateful you’re so stupid…

Having said this, I finally fell flat on my face on the table.

■

Although the activities continued after the meeting, I barely remember them. We probably

We get worked up over trivial things. It seems the vice president said something like, “Let’s bet on what time Natsuru-tan will wake up.”

—It’s time to close the store.

With the president’s words, I finally came to my senses.

—I’m going to make dinner, so I’ll close the shop for now. That’s it.

Is it over already? I’m so happy to be able to go home… Thank God.

We left the private room and then the restaurant. Finally, together with the president, we thanked the chef. owner.

The chef said, “You’re welcome. But kid, you don’t look good.” I guess so.

When you ask about the situation, you should understand that it’s not surprising.

It’s still light outside. It wouldn’t be surprising if it were already midnight. I hope it arrives soon.

The vice president is shouting, “Let’s go to the second round!” She’s full of energy.

—Senou, I intend to go, but what about you?

Hanzawa asked.

-I’m fine…

—Both Higashida and Mori will go.

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—I can’t. I’m tired.

Hanzawa didn’t insist on giving me a ride. It’s comforting in these kinds of situations.

The class members walked out together. They seem to have become very friendly, which is good.

I want them to go wherever they want, whether it’s karaoke or a “love hotel”.

Great words of discouragement.

—Haah…

—A sigh?

—Woah!

I jumped back. There was Shizuku.

She looked at me without reservation.

—They say that exhaling too many sighs drives away happiness.

—He left a long time ago!

And it doesn’t look like he’s coming back. Where has he gone?

—Aren’t you going for the second round?

—President. I thought you were going.

—I want to be with Senou-kun.

He said something cheeky. I want to be with Sakura-san.

—Hey, Madam President…

-What’s happening?

—Why did you do that?

-What thing?

—With those… feet.

As expected, Shizuku responded.

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—Because you seemed so happy.

—I wasn’t happy! My heart almost stopped.

—You’re just lying. I’m sure you felt good, didn’t you?

She said it like she could read my mind. It’s frustrating not being able to deny it. Well, she moved so well.

Shizuku smiled maliciously.

—So my boyfriend is a fetishist, huh?

—Fetishist… with feet?

—But it was the feet, wasn’t it?

—It was the president who used her feet!

—So you’d prefer I use my hands next time?

—…

Silence. It’s no use, I can’t win against her in an argument. It’s best to drop this subject. Seriously, I don’t want h Use your hands.

—Why did you come to a group date?

—Because I heard you were coming.

—And who cares?

“If another woman approaches you in a suggestive way, it’ll be a problem, you know?” —They’re the class president and all that, you know?

—We’re all the same, you know?

I really don’t understand how this girl thinks. Is she worried about something or not?

Oh well, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, without Sakura-san, it doesn’t make sense to me. What happened with Shiz It was simply an accident. Let’s assume my purity is intact.

I’m heading home.

—Are you leaving?

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-I’m tired.

—Then I’ll go with you.

Shizuku stood next to me.

—Hey, why?

—I’m keeping you company, aren’t I?

—Is that something girls do?

—Are you going to walk me home, Senou-kun?

-… No.

I don’t know where this girl lives. And I didn’t think it was safe to find out. I could be devoured or sold.

—That’s why I’m the one accompanying you.

Shizuku urged me on, uttering arguments that seemed to be both understood and misunderstood at the same t —Today was fun, wasn’t it?

I won’t say anything about it. In the midst of hell, I felt as if I were reciting sutras. endlessly. Besides, it seems I’ll never achieve enlightenment.

On the way back home, I was thinking about that the whole time.