Prologue

I was building something in front of my dungeon, having moved past my victory over Haku in the Dungeon Battle. To put it simply, I was building a safe place for me to relax and sleep. I could have just made a room inside the dungeon, but it’d be hard to sleep knowing an adventurer might come charging in at any moment. In which case, I decided that constructing an entire building outside of the dungeon might actually be safer. And so there I was, doing exactly that.

I used the {Create Golem} spell to turn wood into Wooden Board Golems. I then pulled those boards up and connected them to make a block. Construction! {Create Golem} was mainly a spell used for creating Golems, obviously enough, but it could be used for construction as well with the right twists. As long as I didn’t give any special orders, the spell allowed me to freely morph any material around like clay. Very convenient. I didn’t even need to use nails to connect things. I could just fuse touching parts together. And by the way, a single part bent around would end up weaker than several parts fused together.

I was using Stone Floor Golems in place of concrete, so the building was turning out impressively sturdy. Halfway through, I experimented with making an Iron Core Golem from an iron ingot and putting it in those stone Golems in an attempt to make some kind of rebar. But despite all my amateurish experimenting, making some pillars and then surrounding them with walls was all it took to make a building that looked nice enough. Add in how sturdy the {Create Golem} materials were, and eh, I figured things would turn out okay.

“Fuaaah... What’s up, my duuude?”

“Yo. Morning.”

The newbie exited the cave... the dungeon, with her large tits bouncing. She had a very fine body that was meaty where it counted and extremely proportional. It was safe to assume that she never let a lack of money get in the way of a good meal. Which would explain the crushing debt she ended up with.

But putting those issues aside, she was a truly splendid girl. Particularly her legs and feet. Like, she was absolutely jaw-dropping from the curves of her thighs all the way down to the tips of her toes. Anyone with a foot or leg fetish would lose their mind around her, easily.

“Maaan, never thought I’d see the day where I go to bed inside of an actual dungeon. Not even a Safe Zone, either.”

“Like I told you, this dungeon is my home.”

“Right, right. You’re a Dungeon Master. Eeeh... Yeah, that’s just like, totally not normal.”

She’s singling me out, but c’mon. There’s nobody normal here. I’m from another world, Rokuko is a Dungeon Core, and Niku was basically born a slave. On the other hand, this girl is a former adventurer. She’s normal and knows a ton about this world, which is perfect for me.

“By the way, I can’t let you leave now that you know that I’m this dungeon’s master. Just accept it. Though, you won’t be able to escape even if you don’t accept it.”

“...No friggin’ way... I’m gonna be a slave for the rest of my life? This monstrous master is gonna do whatever he wants with me until I die...?” She started pretending to cry. Though it was so exaggerated, nobody could miss that she was just joking around.

“Well, if we’re bein’ real here, I’d help you destroy this whole friggin’ planet if it meant getting more of those [Curry Rolls].” She held her hands up in the air and grinned. Looks like she wants another curry roll for breakfast today.

“You’re totally fine with that, right? C’mooon, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours, ’kay...?” She rustled her skirt around to show me a few glimpses of her healthy thighs. Too bad for you, but I’m a foot fetishist! Thighs definitely play an important role in how sexy a girl is, but they aren’t my critical weak point!

“I’m guessin’ you’d prefer these two girls instead? Geez, you sure are a handful. Go ahead, touch ’em if you want.” She held up her chest to emphasize her boobs in a psychological attack. Whew, now I can’t see her feet. I’m gonna survive her seduction attempt unscathed. But somehow, she sensed what I was thinking. I was sitting on the ground, so she came from the side and wrapped her legs around mine. Since she was scissoring my lap with her legs, her feet were put into clear view. Ngh! Th-This... might be a little too much for me!

“Heh heeeh. You like feet, don’tcha, Master? Hey, what do you think about my feet? Do you... like’m?”

“Alright, alright, I surrender. But I’m doing some important work right now, so get off me.” I bought a curry roll with DP and gave it to her. She took it and obediently freed me from her legs. I... I miss them already.

“Mmm, being able to summon food from nothing sure is sweet. How’s that work, anyway? Not like I’m complaining, I’m just curious.”

“I don’t really get it either, so let’s just not think about it.”

“Right on.” She tore through the plastic and started eating the curry roll right away. Despite having eaten one for the first time yesterday, she already knew exactly what to do. How many of them did she end up eating yesterday, anyway? I can’t talk, though. I’m the one who let her have that many.

“So, what’re you doing anyway?” She leaned towards me and emphasized her chest again while asking that. I guess she just does that unconsciously. Must be a habit.

“Huh? You can’t tell that I’m building something?” I was making walls with {Create Golem}, having normal Golems prop them up, and then connecting them. It was really tedious work, so I wanted to finish it all at once. My ultimate goal was to finish the entire inn within a single day.

“Alriiight... {Create Golem}.” I made a door from the wood. Making the hinges was pretty annoying, but nothing impossible.

“...Eh? What’re you doing...?”

“Huh? Like I said, building something. You don’t want to keep sleeping in a cave, do you? I’m ashamed it took me this long to get around to doing this.” I placed the door on the wall and... realized I had forgotten to leave a hole for the door. A problem quickly fixed with {Create Golem}. I should probably make some blueprints to follow or something... Eh. Sounds annoying. I’ll just keep doing what I’m doing. It’s been working out well enough so far.

“Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, my dude. {Create Golem} is a spell that just makes Clay Golems. How’re you making holes in walls with it?”

“Huh?”

“Don’t try to huh your way out of this. I can see Wood Golems right over there, man.”

“I mean, the spell’s called {Create Golem}. Why couldn’t it make Wood Golems too?”

“No way, no no noooo way. It can only make Clay Golems, seriously. Listen up bud—” ...It seemed that {Create Golem} could normally only make Clay Golems and nothing else. It was never used to build things like I was doing.

“...And that’s all common sense.”

“Really? Well, thanks for telling me. I appreciate it. Keep on warning me whenever I do something that’s not normal. Aaand, {Create Golem}.”

“I mean, this entire place isn’t normal at all, y’know?! And why aren’t you chanting first?!” I continued building the inn with {Create Golem} while listening to her go crazy. Like I said, I wanted to finish this up in a single day and then sleep like a brick. I’ve got no time to spare here! Oh... Right, right. Before bed, I should buy another curry roll and ask her to wrap her legs around me again in exchange for it.