LEWD STEPBRO SYSTEM

"Argh! What happened...? Did I really die after taking a dump?!" Karl exclaimed, feeling as though his mind was splitting entirely apart.

"Where am I...? Ahh, what on earth is going on?" Karl was a man who once stood at the absolute peak of modern society.

He had possessed everything a man could ever dream of: unimaginable wealth, absolute power, and widespread fame.

Calling his residence a simple house would have been a degrading insult—it was a magnificent, sprawling mansion filled with high-end sports cars and surrounded by stunning, voluptuous women.

He worked as a top-tier adult performer for one of the most famous production companies in the world, Cornhub. He was a living legend in the industry, endowed with a massive, thirteen-inch shaft that surpassed the size of a stallion's, capable of driving any woman to breathless ecstasy with a single thrust.

As usual, he had gone straight to work that day. While the scripted storylines of those videos were notoriously terrible, there was never any doubt about the authentic, raw pleasure in the eyes of every woman he plowed on camera.

"Where the hell am I...? Argh... why do I smell like absolute shit?" His clothes were completely drenched in foul-smelling water as he lay sprawled across a filthy, wet floor.

"No, wait... let me try to recall what happened first. After the first shoot wrapped up, I went directly to the bathroom, bringing my phone along with me." Karl rubbed his aching temples, trying to piece together his fragmented memories.

"I sat down and started reading a web novel... argh, right, that trashy one called Lewd Stepbro." Karl couldn't recall every minor detail, but he vividly remembered taking his sweet time on the toilet.

"No way... I wasn't even able to finish Chapter 1 yet!"

As for the reason a man of his stature read such absurd stories, Karl always sought out creative inspiration for his performances—and web novels, manga, and videos were fantastic sources for new ideas.

"Wait, I remember now! Yes... a mild earthquake hit. It wasn't even that strong... but did I really die?! Fuck! Did I seriously die from sheer shock?!" Karl finally remembered the absurd truth. He hadn't been crushed by rubble; he had literally suffered a fatal heart attack from the sudden fright while taking a dump!

"Jesus Christ... how could a guy like me die in such an embarrassing way?" For a legendary adult star like him to die of shock on the restroom had to be the most ridiculously iconic death of all time.

"No, wait... I'm alive. I'm right here, breathing and moving." As the violent throbbing in his head gradually subsided, he was finally able to discern his surroundings and assess his physical state.

He was inside a dilapidated public restroom, surrounded by the slow, echoing drip of leaking pipes and a dirty plastic bucket.

"Damn it... how did I end up like this? Am I... the bullied kid? The pathetic main character of the novel I was just reading?!"

By the ultimate stroke of cosmic irony, the boy's name was also Carl—differing by only a single letter from his own name.

"No way... did I actually transmigrate into his body? The creepy loser who sneaks around stealing his stepsister's panties just to masturbate into them?!" Karl—or rather, the current Carl—staggered to his feet in disbelief.

"You've got to be kidding me..."

Ding!

[ SYSTEM INITIALIZING... ]

[ 5%... 26%... 65%... 99%... ]

[ INITIALIZATION COMPLETED! ]

[ LEWD STEPBRO SYSTEM ACTIVATED! ]

[ WELCOME, KARL VICTOR. PREPARE TO CONQUER THE WORLD! ]

[ YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO CAUSE CHAOS AND HAVOC IN THE WOMBS OF EVERY WOMAN IN THIS REALM! ]

"Shit! Shut your trap for a second! What the hell is going on here? Did I just awaken some crazy system or what?!" Karl demanded, bewildered as a glowing blue holographic interface materialized directly before his eyes.

[ I AM THE LEWD STEPBRO SYSTEM. YOU MAY ASK WHATEVER YOU WISH, HOST. ]

"First things first: why the hell was I brought here?!" Karl roared inwardly, unable to accept that he had simply transmigrated out of nowhere.

[ THE SYSTEM HAS GRANTED YOU A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE. ]

"A second chance?"

[ YES. THE LEWD SYSTEM HAS BESTOWED UPON YOU A SECOND CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF AND REWRITE YOUR DESTINY. ]

"Is this that famous web novel trope where a broke, pathetic guy dies and suddenly gets blessed with a cheat system?"

[ FAILED TO ANALYZE YOUR THOUGHTS. ONLY ONE SYSTEM EXISTS IN THIS REALM, AND IT IS THE LEWD SYSTEM. ]

"Are you sure about that?"

[ YES, HOST. THE LEWD SYSTEM EXISTS SOLELY TO AID YOU. YOUR GOAL IS SIMPLE: ACCOMPLISH THE DESIGNATED MISSIONS, AND YOU WILL BE GIVEN THE CHOICE TO EITHER RETURN TO EARTH OR REMAIN IN THIS WORLD PERMANENTLY. ]

"Oh... I see." Karl shook his head in amusement. Having read countless web novels, he was thoroughly familiar with how these cliché system tropes operated.

[ ACTIVATING SYSTEM STATUS SCREEN... ]

Name: Carl Sterling

Age: 18

Lewd Points: 0

Skills: None

Shop: Locked

Stats:

Strength: 1/10

Intelligence: 1/10

Charm: -1/10

Luck: 1/10

"Wow... these stats are absolute trash," Karl deadpanned, staring at his negative charm rating in complete disbelief.

[ THAT IS ONLY NATURAL, HOST. YOUR CURRENT BODY BELONGS TO A PERVERTED LOSER WHO STEALS PANTIES JUST TO TAKE A SNIFF... BUT FRET NOT! YOU MAINTAIN A COLD, DISTANT EXTERIOR IN PUBLIC, SO NO ONE KNOWS YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET YET (???). ]

"Hey, that wasn't me! Don't pin that degenerate shit on my record!" Karl's face twitched in annoyance. He had really drawn the short straw by transmigrating into such a pathetic, low-life loser.

[ THE HOST HAS FULLY INHABITED THIS BODY, WHICH MEANS ITS PAST AND PRESENT ARE NOW ENTIRELY YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. ]

"Yeah, yeah... stop your endless rambling and tell me what I'm supposed to do next. Am I just meant to stand around here smelling like sewer water forever?"

[ LEWD SYSTEM LOADING... SETTING UP MAIN QUEST FOR THE HOST... ]

Ding!

[ LEWD STEPBRO QUEST ACTIVATED! ]

[ QUEST TITLE: ZERO TO HERO ]

[ MISSION: CHANGE YOUR STAINED CLOTHES AND RETURN TO THE CLASSROOM. THE LEGENDARY TALE OF THE MAN WHO WILL CHANGE THIS WORLD BEGINS NOW! ]

[ REWARDS: NONE ]

[ FAILURE PENALTY: NONE ]

"Unbelievable... I really am stuck inside that novel now," Karl muttered, letting out a heavy sigh as he accepted his strange new reality.