Chapter 10: Strip Off Your Underpants for Me

“Fine, give it to me!”

Of noble birth, Urbato’s face darkened and lightened unpredictably. After gritting his teeth, he steeled himself and extended two fingers like orchid leaves to receive the dirty yellow papers. The moment he thought about Hu Feng using the precious cultivation technique to wipe his butt, an impulse to kill rose in his heart. Seeing the mottled stains on the yellow paper, he couldn’t help but feel a wave of nausea.

Urbato had finally made up his mind, but unexpectedly, just as he was about to grab them, Hu Feng suddenly pulled his right hand back. “Lord Urbato, I kept these papers as backups. If I just give them to you like this, what will I do next time I have a stomachache?”

“I’ll pay for them, one hundred Contribution Points. No, one thousand Contribution Points, that should be enough!” Urbato forcibly suppressed his impulse to kill and untied the Demon Hunter Card on his wrist. If not for considering maintaining his demeanor in front of the many female mages, he would have wished to directly smash Hu Feng to death with the Demon Hunter Card. He had nothing else on him, but he had plenty of Contribution Points!

Although the Sunset Wasteland was rich in resources, the environment was harsh. People had to rely on various Settlements and castles to survive and multiply. Here, the common currency was not the Crystal Coins from outside the Wasteland, but unique Contribution Points. By hunting Undead, protecting caravans, or selling herbs, one could obtain corresponding Contribution Points from the War Soul Hall in a Settlement or castle, used to exchange for living supplies or weapons and armor.

“Sorry, Contribution Points are of no use here. They can’t buy anything, and they certainly can’t be used to wipe butts!” Looking at the wealthy Urbato, Hu Feng shook his head and said foolishly, “Lord Urbato, how about… you trade something else, like a handkerchief or clothes.”

Trade with a few pieces of clothing?

Urbato looked unexpectedly at Hu Feng, who was acting like a big idiot, and laughed loudly. He didn’t even want a thousand Contribution Points, only asking for a few old clothes; if that wasn’t an idiot, what was? While laughing, he took off his battle armor and outer clothes and threw them in front of Hu Feng.

“The armor is useless, I don’t want it. This outer garment is not bad, but one piece isn’t enough!” Hu Feng acted like a simple villager, throwing the invaluable armor to the side, while speaking and staring at Urbato’s underwear. On his face, he pretended to be foolish after losing his memory, but in his heart, he was secretly laughing.

“Fine, here you go!” Urbato glanced with disdain at Hu Feng the idiot, neatly took off his underwear and threw it in front of him, wearing only a pair of large lace shorts all over his body, proudly revealing his fit muscles, attracting the dodging glances of several female mages.

“I want this pair too!” Hu Feng pointed at Urbato’s large lace shorts, his face full of honesty.

“You…”

Hearing Hu Feng the big idiot say this, Urbato’s laughter stopped abruptly. He was so angry his face turned red, wishing he could chop Hu Feng the idiot in two with a sword. Taking off his underwear was nothing; he could even deliberately show off his muscles, which he had always been proud of, in front of the beautiful female mages. But stripping off even his underpants, where was he supposed to put his face?

“Hu Feng, forget it, you have enough clothes with these, let’s leave it at that!” Seeing that the situation was becoming improper, Ophelia shook her head and stepped forward to mediate.

“Teacher Ophelia, taking yours off would be fine too!”

Hu Feng looked directly at Ophelia’s tall and slender figure, frank and sincere, making the latter blush with shame. After some persuasion from everyone, Hu Feng, who seemed foolish after losing his memory, finally gave up this request. After getting the few yellowed papers in his hand, Urbato finally let out a sigh of relief and felt delighted.

A cultivation technique handed down from the ancient God Clan, even if incomplete, was priceless. To trade such a cultivation technique that money couldn’t buy for a few ragged clothes, where could one find such a good deal?

“Idiot, what an idiot!”

Seeing Hu Feng gather the few ragged clothes together, Urbato glanced at him with disdain and laughed loudly.

“Hu Feng, what do you want these clothes for?” Looking at the foolish Hu Feng, Ophelia shook her head and sighed secretly in her heart. A Missionary in his prime had become what he was now, having paid a huge price for missionary work; it was heartbreaking to watch.

“Soon, you will know!” Hu Feng looked up at the ray of sunlight leaking through the skylight, took out a flint and ignited the clothes at his feet. “Once this time of day passes, waves of cold dark winds will appear in the castle. What is the use of Contribution Points? It is better to trade for a few clothes to keep warm!”

Hu Feng looked simple and honest, while speaking, he inadvertently waved the Dark Magic Pen in his hand, writing a large character ‘Ice’ in the Void, secretly activating a formation inside the castle. Before his voice faded, a bone-chilling cold wind suddenly appeared in the hall, seeping into everyone’s bodies and the depths of their souls.

In an instant, a layer of ice shards appeared on everyone’s skin, and they shivered from the cold. Urbato, who was only wearing a pair of large lace shorts, was even worse off. Before he could react, he was almost frozen into an icicle. The bone-chilling cold air seeped into every inch of his veins and bones. His limbs were stiff and numb, as if his blood had completely frozen.

“Cold… so… so cold!”

Urbato shivered all over and tried his best to rush toward the burning clothes in front of Hu Feng, gritting his teeth and using the last of his strength. Unfortunately, he was a step too late and only grabbed a few blackened burnt cloth pieces. Helplessly, he put on the armor on the ground, hoping to gain a little warmth; unexpectedly, the armor itself was ice-cold, and in the waves of dark wind, it was frozen like an iceberg. After putting it on, it not only didn’t help but also froze his little JJ until it almost lost sensation!

“Strange, why is it suddenly so cold? Could it be that some treasure is buried underground?”

A female mage shivered, wrapped her clothes tightly, and walked around, attempting to discover some treasure; Ophelia and others also looked around, gazing at the magnificent hall with doubt.

Seeing them like this, Hu Feng shook his head. Noobs were noobs; at a time like this, they were still thinking about treasure hunting. He said urgently, “Go, you all need to go quickly. Every day, after the dark wind passes, large groups of Undead appear in the castle. I’ve been imprisoned in the castle for so long; those low-level Undead have gotten used to my existence and won’t do anything to me without the Lich’s command. But you are different; if you don’t leave, it will be too late.”

While speaking, Hu Feng ordered the Lich Legion to mobilize entirely through Soul Fluctuation. Soon, teams of Skeleton Soldiers surged out from the depths of the castle, as numerous as a tide. After a scream, the female mages who were originally planning to hunt for treasure scrambled to escape, like frightened rabbits, each running faster than the other.

“Idiot, you big idiot, why didn’t you say so earlier?”

Looking at the Skeleton Soldiers surging like a tide, Urbato, whose limbs were frozen stiff and numb, was flustered and exasperated. He couldn’t even care about the invaluable Black Inscription Heavy Sword and escaped in panic. Turning around, he saw a team of Zombie Warriors getting closer, and his heart almost jumped out in tension. He finally managed to escape the hall with his life, but suddenly a piercing pain came from his butt, almost pierced by a sharp bone arrow. He screamed like a pig being slaughtered, covered his wound, and ran for his life.

Under Hu Feng’s command, Yisu calmly shot a sharp bone arrow!

“Noobs are just noobs!”

Looking at Urbato running away in panic while covering his butt and limping, Hu Feng smiled. He was about to order the troops to retreat and continue his cultivation quietly, but unexpectedly, a sky-reaching flame suddenly appeared outside the hall. Ophelia, who had just escaped with difficulty, actually came back alone.

“Hu Feng, let’s go, come with us!” Ophelia’s long hair fluttered, and suddenly, walls of fire appeared around her body to block the approaching Skeleton Soldiers, rushing to Hu Feng’s side like the wind.

“Teacher Ophelia, I am already a cripple, I can’t even walk. Even without the Undead intercepting, I wouldn’t be able to walk out of this grand canyon. You go, go quickly, and never come back!” Hu Feng shook his head.

“As a White-robed Priestess, Ophelia will never let a sacred Missionary be trapped here. Hu Feng, I will carry you out!”

Ophelia said resolutely while squatting down, indiscriminately carrying the seemingly extremely weak Hu Feng on her back, and walked out in big strides. After chanting a few words while holding her Magic Staff, a dazzling light suddenly appeared around her body. Black smoke immediately rose from the Skeleton Soldiers that approached.

Holy Light Purification!

At the critical moment, Ophelia did not hesitate to consume a large amount of Magic Power to cast high-level holy Magic, cutting through the interception of numerous Skeletons like a hot knife through butter. Under Hu Feng’s command, the Lich Legion only put on a show, letting her rush out all the way.

“Teacher Ophelia, put me down!” Hu Feng said politely, but secretly stuck tightly to Ophelia’s body, looking at her snow-white, slender neck from a close distance.

Compared to the other three young female mages, Teacher Ophelia’s figure was more mature and alluring. Under her loose robe was snow-white skin, delicate, smooth, with amazing elasticity, and every inch of skin exuded a intoxicating virgin fragrance. Hu Feng originally wanted to refuse, but after lying on her back, an idea popped into his mind.

Since he was recognized as a pious Missionary, he might as well take the opportunity to walk around outside. After clearing the surrounding forces, the Lich Castle would not be in any major danger for a short time, just in time to use this period to explore the outside world. After seeing the outside world, perhaps he could further comprehend the Origin Power of Magic and break through the bottleneck of Cultivation.

“No, we go together. Even if we die, I will take you back to the Saintess Convent in Wuhai Town!” Ophelia took a breath, carried Hu Feng, and fought her way out of the magnificent Lich Castle, catching up with Urbato and others who were fleeing in panic.

Saintess Convent?

Hu Feng was stunned and quickly understood Ophelia’s identity.

What kind of place was the Saintess Convent? That was a place where the Divine Court specifically trained Saintesses. There was no shortage of beautiful and pure Nuns. No wonder the few female mages were all as beautiful as flowers; so that was the reason.

Thinking of the noble future Saintesses crawling in front of him like stripped little lambs, Hu Feng’s little heart beat faster, and he smiled wickedly. The environment of the Sunset Wasteland was harsh, and the Stronger were respected; ordinary people lived difficult lives. But for him, who owned a huge castle and commanded millions of troops as a Lich King, it was the complete opposite.

Suddenly coming from a so-called international metropolis with strict laws and daily toil to this place, it was simply doing whatever he wanted, like a fish in water!

“Is this a bit too evil?”

Smelling the fragrance on Ophelia from a close distance, Hu Feng smiled wickedly. After merging the Soul Imprint of Ovisis the Lich King, unknowingly, his nature seemed to have been invisibly influenced. Sometimes he even felt that his previous life was like a dream, and he was becoming more and more adapted to and identifying with the identity of the Lich King.