Chapter 59: Dreamland

“Little San, a few of us have done many grand and exciting things.” Xi Xiaoru’s gaze fell on Su Tang. “I’m not bragging, but if we stomped our feet here, the whole Red Leaf City would shake a few times.” After saying this, Xi Xiaoru stomped hard on the roof ridge several times. Being drunk, she actually activated her Martial Formula, stomping with a booming sound. Pieces of green tiles and the flying eaves at the edge of the roof trembled slightly, and cracks appeared on the roof ridge.

If Su Tang had remained sober, he would have definitely noticed these details and re-evaluated Xi Xiaoru’s true strength. Unfortunately, he saw nothing; his eyes were half-open and half-closed, and he was exhausted from sleepiness.

“It shook… it really shook…” Lu Feixia murmured.

“You… you should do something to deserve the title of a devil!” Xi Xiaoru said. “I’m talking to you, Little San!”

“What… what do you want me to do?” Su Tang asked with difficulty.

“Let Little San… go smash Ruan Ling’er’s house… her brother is so annoying…” Zhou Qian suggested.

“I don’t even dare provoke that monster too much, if Little San goes… he will only be the one getting smashed.” Xi Xiaoru was still rational. “Absolutely not.”

“Let him… smash this Zuiyue Tower, how about that?” Zhou Qian made a new suggestion. It was clear that she just wanted to do bad things for the sake of doing them, without caring about any reward.

“You’re talking nonsense! This is my family’s property!” Xi Xiaoru shouted.

Just then, in the restaurant opposite, a window was pushed open, and a graceful figure leaned out, looking in this direction, perhaps having heard the vibration of the stomping. Upon spotting Xi Xiaoru, a look of disgust appeared in the girl’s eyes, and she shrank back inside.

“Ha, it’s that little crybaby again.” Xi Xiaoru laughed. She changed her angle and stared straight at the window of the opposite building, counting something. “One, two, three, four, five… all of the crybaby’s friends are there. Little San, did you see them?”

“Oh…” Actually, Su Tang saw nothing. His head was nodding up and down; if Xi Xiaoru hadn’t kept talking to him, he might have lain down and fallen asleep long ago.

“You go… go over there…” Xi Xiaoru’s tongue finally became thick. “Touch those women’s butts, and when you come back… Big Brother will give you a great reward…”

“Touch… women’s butts?” Su Tang’s eyes immediately widened. He was clearly very interested in this topic. However, the image that appeared in his mind was Ke’er burrowing in and out of his bed; he missed home a little.

“Little San will get beaten… hehe…” Zhou Qian giggled.

“Who dares? Who… dares touch my brother?!” Xi Xiaoru said angrily. “Little San, you don’t need to… be afraid. If they dare hit you, just… just mention Big Brother’s name…”

“Oh…” Su Tang responded vaguely again.

“Just go already!” Xi Xiaoru had an impatient personality. Seeing that Su Tang didn’t move, she lost her patience. “What are you afraid of? Are you… still a man!”

“Hehehe…” Su Tang stood up unsteadily. In his vision, the three women, including Xi Xiaoru, had all turned into Ke’er, and moreover, they were naked Ke’ers.

Slap… Su Tang slapped Lu Feixia’s butt and gave it a hard squeeze. Lu Feixia didn’t react at all and continued to sway there. Then, Su Tang touched Zhou Qian’s butt, and Zhou Qian gave a light, playful swat. “How annoying…”

“You want to play hide-and-seek with me…” Su Tang stared at the last ‘Ke’er’, walked over unsteadily with a weird laugh, and then reached out to touch Xi Xiaoru’s butt.

“What are you…” Xi Xiaoru’s thinking ability had clearly malfunctioned. She looked back and finally understood what Su Tang was doing. A look of disappointment appeared on her face, and she poked Su Tang’s chest with her fingertip. “Are you stupid? Have you gone mad? I didn’t tell you to touch me, I told you to touch her…” Before she could finish, Xi Xiaoru suddenly froze.

“You dare touch my butt?!” Xi Xiaoru’s eyes widened.

“Finished touching.” Su Tang spread his hands with an “I don’t care” attitude, being extremely blunt.

“Bastard!” Xi Xiaoru gave him a hard push. It was already difficult for Su Tang to stand; he couldn’t keep his balance, stepped back a few paces, and fell onto the roof ridge.

“You dare hit me?” In his daze, Su Tang vaguely remembered someone telling him to mention a certain name. “Do you know… do you know who my Big Brother is?”

“I don’t care who your Big Brother is, get him!” Xi Xiaoru roared and leaped onto Su Tang’s body.

Zhou Qian and Lu Feixia were definitely combative people. They had been as drunk as could be, but upon hearing the words “get him,” their bodies shuddered, and they opened their eyes with renewed spirit. Then they saw Xi Xiaoru riding on someone and fighting wildly, so they immediately pounced over.

The old servant’s figure appeared, but before he could intervene, the roof ridge, which had been cracked by Xi Xiaoru’s powerful Martial Formula, could no longer support the rolling and tumbling of four people and collapsed with a loud boom.

Thump, thump, thump… The figures of Xi Xiaoru, Su Tang, and the others vanished instantly. Then came sounds of collisions, cursing, screams, and violent coughing from below. The old servant flickered and appeared at the edge of the hole, gazing down. After a moment, he let out a low sigh. “These children…”

The manager of Zuiyue Tower also appeared. The noises from inside the hole gradually grew quieter and finally became silent. The surge of alcohol took over, and the group fell fast asleep.

“Elder Zhong, I will have people come and clean this up right away,” the manager said softly.

“No need, leave them alone,” the old servant shook his head.

“Leave them?” The manager looked down carefully and clicked his tongue. “Sleeping like this, they will suffer a lot.” On the floor of the room below, it was piled with brick and tile fragments and broken beams. Sleeping among the rubble would certainly be very uncomfortable.

“They must know what they have done so they can develop self-control. Otherwise, no one will be able to manage them in the future,” the old servant said. “Go back, I will handle this.”

“Understood.” The manager gave a bitter smile. Of course, you will be fine, but when the Miss wakes up tomorrow and finds she has lain in rubble all night, she will most likely throw a huge tantrum. As the manager of Zuiyue Tower, he would naturally become the punching bag.

“This youth is quite strange… I cannot see through him…” the old servant murmured.

Su Tang, who had already entered dreamland, smiled happily because he had returned to his home in his dream and was living those carefree days again. At this moment, he was playing with Ke’er.