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Do you know about magical girls?

These lovely, mysterious young ladies divinely endowed with special magical powers and incredible physical abilities go around resolving all kinds of issues, from neighborhood quarrels to universe-wide crises. Originally everyday people (though with some exceptions), by chanting a secret spell and striking a pose, they transform into defenders of justice, everyone’s idols, the ultimate heroines: magical girls.

Until now, that world of magic and dreams was sealed behind a firm, heavy door. In order to become a magical girl, you needed a one-in-a-million aptitude—and luck, too. Without both of these, you couldn’t turn into a magical girl, and this was such a great tragedy.

But don’t worry. Science is always marching on, and brand-new technology has brought those whom we know as magical girls to the next stage. Now, whether you have the potential or not, as long as you have enthusiasm, courage, and love, anyone can become a magical girl.

“I don’t have the potential.” “There’s no way that could happen at my age.” “I never made the right connections.” Have reasons such as these led you to give up on becoming a magical girl? We can offer assistance to people like you. Leave the entire process to us, from the first step to any posttransformation services. Our comprehensive support system is available twenty-four hours.

Furthermore, we provide all of our services at no charge whatsoever. Rest assured, there will be no fees incurred at any point.

The doors to the world of magic are just beginning to open. Now all you have to do is muster a little courage.