Volume 1, Chapter 1 – I Almost Got Pierced After Transmigration?

Translator Note

This translation was first translated by KatTL, but has recently been retranslated by Willow. The original translation can be found in the comments of the series page.

“It’s been three years, Sister Zhuxin.”

“Don’t you want to see this Shixuan one more time?”

Outside the ancient Fox Palace’s main hall stood a white-robed young man with a long sword on his back.

Starry eyes, sword-like brows, handsome and elegant.

A pair of affectionate eyes stared intently at the tightly closed doors ahead.

An aroma like grass dried by sunlight slowly emanated from his meridians.

This strange scent was oddly potent.

Even the tightly shut palace doors seemed unable to block its invasion.

…

Inside the ancient hall, separated from the man outside by only a wall, a beautiful fox demon sitting on the bed had her brows tightly furrowed.

She caught that strange grassy scent, and her body involuntarily grew hot.

A hint of confusion flashed through her eyes.

This feels so uncomfortable… I want to pleasure myself!

I want to… mate!

She clamped her legs together, instinctively hugging her large pink tail.

She cursed under her breath, “Damn it…”

“So this is a top-tier Alpha’s pheromones!”

“This really is the smutty novel I wrote!”

His name was Lu Zhuxin, an unemployed transmigrator.

His hobby was writing novels that couldn’t be published on legitimate websites.

But his transmigration seemed a bit different.

That evening, while walking down the street, he saw a beautiful woman lying unconscious on the roadside.

The solitary Lu Zhuxin felt sorry for her and, softening, brought this beautiful red-haired woman home.

That night, the woman woke up.

Lu Zhuxin kindly prepared a whole table of dinner for her, hoping to gain some favor.

But just as he handed over the bowl, the beautiful red-haired woman forcefully grabbed Lu Zhuxin’s wrist.

“Lu Zhuxin!” The red-haired woman called out his name.

Lu Zhuxin was shocked. He hadn’t spoken to this woman yet, but she knew his name.

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Lu Zhuxin was certain this was his first time meeting this woman.

But this woman recognized him!

Could this be… a childhood friend fallen from the heavens?!

“You know me?” Lu Zhuxin asked in surprise.

“Yes! Of course I know you!” The beautiful red-haired woman smiled.

She was truly gorgeous.

Lu Zhuxin was somewhat stunned. He had never seen such a beautiful woman, even more beautiful than those big stars on TV.

Even in her slightly disheveled state, it was hard to conceal this woman’s peerless elegance.

“Even if you turned into a pile of ashes, I’d still recognize you.”

The red-haired woman spoke, her tone gradually becoming gritted, her facial expression gradually twisting.

“My dear ‘Father’!!”

“Huh?”

Before Lu Zhuxin could understand the meaning in the woman’s words, the beautiful woman in front of him suddenly jumped up, grabbed Lu Zhuxin by the throat, and pinned him firmly to the ground.

From between her hair, a pair of sharp crimson furry ears suddenly grew.

“Fox-eared girl!!” Lu Zhuxin immediately spotted the key point. But why were there no fox tails?

“Do you know how I’ve been living all these years?” The red-haired woman’s whole body trembled.

Her face was completely covered in shadow.

The corners of her mouth stretched wide, revealing sharp fangs.

She pulled out a gleaming kitchen knife from beside her and viciously stabbed it into Lu Zhuxin.

As her hands stabbed, her mouth cursed.

“A personal bed-warming fox, right!”

“Three Immortals Burrowing Cave, right!!”

“Seventy times a night, right!!”

“Creampuff, right!!”

“Thirty-six children, right!!”

“How are you so good at writing this stuff?!”

“I had to break off all nine tails to find you!”

“Since you’re so good at writing, why don’t you try it yourself!!”

Lu Zhuxin felt himself being stabbed dozens of times.

Before losing consciousness, the thought in his mind was, “You can’t just pick up beautiful women on the street. If you see one, you should call the police immediately!”

When Lu Zhuxin opened her eyes again, she saw an unfamiliar ceiling.

She had transmigrated and turned into a pink-furred fox spirit.

The man outside calling her name was Song Shixuan, the male protagonist of a cultivation-themed harem smut novel she had written.

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The basic plot of this novel was:

Song Shixuan, the Young Sect Master of Lingxiao Sword Sect, the foremost righteous sword sect, fell off a cliff during battle with the Demon Realm’s minions.

But this misfortune became a blessing. At the bottom of the cliff, he obtained the inheritance of an ancient Bliss Demon Sect ancestor.

Hidden beneath his righteous sword sect’s Pure Yang Energy was the domineering secret technique of the Bliss Demon Sect.

He could rapidly cultivate by dual cultivating with cultivators whose Primordial Yin was still intact, absorbing their Primordial Yin.

With this secret technique, as long as there was an endless supply of virgin female cultivators as cauldrons to offer their Primordial Yin, he could achieve cultivation progress ten or a hundred times faster than ordinary cultivators.

Thus, the entire novel’s theme was set. The male protagonist Song Shixuan, relying on his extraordinary talent, continuously conquered various girls, continuously obtained Primordial Yin, and increased his cultivation.

Finally, leading his harem of beauties, he defeated the Demon Lord, pacified the Demon Realm, and cultivated to become a Realm Master in this feel-good story.

And now, the time point Lu Zhuxin transmigrated to was right when Song Shixuan had just obtained the Bliss secret technique and was preparing to make his move on this novel’s first villain boss.

And this villain boss was Lu Zhuxin’s current identity.

One of the Four Demon Realm Monarchs, the World-Ending Fox Monarch Ming Zhaoxi.

…

Lu Zhuxin’s eye twitched slightly as she scratched her head, trying to recall this initial plot.

According to the bridge scene he wrote, before Song Shixuan entered Lingxiao Sword Sect, he had already coincidentally met Ming Zhaoxi in the mortal world.

Don’t ask why two people with such a huge gap between them would meet. It was just that coincidental.

This time, he was using this connection to falsely pledge allegiance to Ming Zhaoxi.

He promised insider intelligence from Lingxiao Sword Sect to gain Ming Zhaoxi’s trust.

In reality, it was all to get close to the Fox Monarch Ming Zhaoxi.

Fox demons were naturally bodies of Pure Yin, and the refined Yang energy of Pure Yang sword cultivators had an irresistible attraction for fox demons.

Before coming to the Fox Palace, Song Shixuan had already poisoned himself in advance.

Ming Zhaoxi was powerful, with cultivation at the Eighth Realm Mahayana stage. Ordinary methods couldn’t possibly harm her.

Even the Bliss secret technique wouldn’t work.

But Song Shixuan took a different approach. Using the Bliss secret technique, he catalyzed the Pure Yang Energy in his body, making it effective even on the Eighth Realm Fox Monarch Ming Zhaoxi, inducing her heat.

Then, naturally, when the Fox Monarch was at her most relaxed and unguarded, he planted poison in her from her weakest point!

From then on, this powerful, ruthless, cruel, and tyrannical Demon Monarch lost all her cultivation due to the poison and could only become the male protagonist Song Shixuan’s plaything and cauldron.

Don’t ask why such an amazing Demon Monarch fell for this so easily. The answer is that smut novels don’t need that many reasons.

And the male protagonist, for conquering a generation of Demon Realm Monarch and eliminating a great enemy of the righteous path, was regarded as the leader of the younger generation of the righteous path. His reputation soared and his name shook the world.

Even that immortal-like master cast a different kind of gaze upon him.

Afterward, the fox demon Demon Monarch was brought back to the sect by the male protagonist and locked up for severe punishment!

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Lu Zhuxin then wrote a long section of steamy explicit chapters. The seductive and fiery fox demon Monarch was ultimately filled to become the shape of a cream puff.

Finally, Lu Zhuxin also wrote that the fox demon Monarch, due to Song Shixuan’s extraordinary talent, gradually fell in love with him and submitted body and soul, completely becoming a bed-warming fox at his feet.

When this chapter was published, the reader group was full of cheers.

“Haha! The cream puff description is so vivid!”

“Next should be taking down the master, right!”

“The smut is great, also urging for the master!”

“I love this kind of scene where a bad woman gets trained. The more arrogant the woman, the more satisfying the training, hehe! Also urging for the master!”

“Urging for the master +1! I want to see the story of a cold immortal falling into the mortal world right now!”

“Urging for the master!!”

Damn it!

Recalling the past liveliness, Lu Zhuxin only felt her head ache.

As for why Pure Yang Energy could induce fox demons into heat?

That was a little setting Lu Zhuxin secretly added to her novel when she was obsessed with ABO novels during that period.

ABO had many derivative settings, and each writer might have their own private settings. The ABO setting was very suitable for writing smut and provided a systematic worldview for same-sex reproduction, so it was used by many slash fiction enthusiasts who enjoyed smut and mpreg settings.

Lu Zhuxin naturally borrowed a little bit.

The Pure Yang Energy on sword cultivators, for fox demons who liked Yang energy, was like pheromones on top-tier Alphas. It could suppress and attract fox demons like it would Omegas, even directly inducing foxes into heat.

…

Thinking of this, Lu Zhuxin gasped.

So what if he transmigrated.

So what if he transmigrated into an old smutty novel he wrote that couldn’t be serialized on legitimate websites!

So what if he transmigrated into a villain who was about to be screwed by the male protagonist!

And this villain was a woman!

Damn it!!

What did I do wrong? Why treat me like this?

After transmigrating, Lu Zhuxin discovered something. For some reason, although she was a fox demon, she had no cultivation at all, only the empty title of Fox Monarch.

And now, that smut novel’s male protagonist was standing outside the door, ready to break in at any moment.

Without cultivation, what could Lu Zhuxin use to resist the extraordinarily talented smut novel male protagonist?

[Ding! Smut nove… ahem, System officially activated!]

A pleasant electronic female voice suddenly emerged from Lu Zhuxin’s mind.

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Lu Zhuxin froze. “What? A system? I have a system?”

“What kind of system did you just say you were?”

[The system is just a system, it doesn’t have a name, meow.]

[The system is only here to assist the host.]

Hearing that frivolous tone, Lu Zhuxin felt this thing seemed very unreliable.

“Does my transmigration have anything to do with you?” Lu Zhuxin questioned.

[This has nothing to do with the system.]

[The host transmigrated because an Awakener was born in the ISF689388 novel world space that the host created.]

[And this Awakener held strong resentment toward the host. This resentment gave her the ability to break through the boundary and go to reality.]

[The host’s physical body in reality was killed by this Awakener.]

[Your soul was brought into the novel world by that resentment and replaced the original.]

[Stabbed a full seventy-two times. Host, you’re so pitiful, tsk tsk.]

“Huh?!” Lu Zhuxin was stunned.

Setting aside the seemingly gleeful tone in the system’s words just now.

She thought of the woman who killed her earlier.

That red-haired woman was the original World-Ending Fox Monarch Ming Zhaoxi?

She killed Lu Zhuxin because she resented Lu Zhuxin, resented the fate Lu Zhuxin arranged for her in the smutty novel?

Lu Zhuxin felt her eye twitch. She was just writing novels for fun. How innocent was she!

“Wait, what do you mean by ‘replaced’?”

[Oh, the host finally noticed the key point!]

[The original Ming Zhaoxi has already died and her dao has been extinguished. Everything about her in this small world will be erased. She used her last resentment to turn you into her.]

[When the host entered this small world, the Heavenly Dao of the small world directly used your identity to fill the Fox Monarch’s vacancy.]

[In other words, Ming Zhaoxi as a person doesn’t exist. The only Fox Monarch is Lu Zhuxin.]

[This is her final gift to you.]

[Host, are you happy?]

Happy my ass!

Lu Zhuxin thought that although this system claimed to have come to save her, its attitude seemed completely like it was here to watch her downfall!

Could this thing really be trusted?

Just as Lu Zhuxin was hesitating whether to believe what this thing said, she heard footsteps coming from outside.