She bought one…

2006/02/21 19:35

Lately, I find that my closet is becoming more and more otaku-ized (cat ears, nurse uniforms, etc.).

I’ve been quite busy recently.

I leave the house, and I don’t get back until after midnight.

I climb the stairs to my apartment,

walk down the narrow hallway, and finally reach the door.

Put the key in the lock, turn the doorknob, open the door, and—

ME:	I’m home… Bwagh!
Y-KO:	Welcome home, master… What kind of reaction was that?!
ME:	Wh-wh-what is that?!
Y-KO:	What do you mean? It’s a maid outfit, master.
ME:	You bought one?!
Y-KO:	I bought one, master.
ME:	… Would you stop calling me “master”?
Y-KO:	How come?! A maid always says “master”!
ME:	I don’t know… It’s just weird.
Y-KO:	By the way, master?
ME:	You’re just going to ignore me, then.

Y-KO:	Hey…
ME:	What?
Y-KO:	This outfit is really chilly.
ME:	……… I see.

True, the fabric looked thin.

Y-KO:	So help warm me up already, master.
ME:	………… Is that how you usually ask things of your master?

Why am I playing along with this?

I hope it’s just because I’m so exhausted that my brain can’t put up a fight anymore.

Y-KO:	… I’m cold. Warm me up, master.
ME:	Yep. Sounds like it’s getting worse.
Y-KO:	Oh, shut up with the comments. I’m freezing! Master.

Even in her terrible mood, she never forgets the “master.”

ME:	Okay, in that case, let’s hear your typical maid act. I believe it goes,
	“Would you like dinner, master? Or would you like to take a bath? Orrr…” Ready? Go!
Y-KO:	Gross!
ME:	………

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