LNCrawler

I’M INFLUENCED. 2006/04/20 22:59

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I’m influenced.

2006/04/20 22:59

People are easily influenced.

Evangelion was pretty good.

I’m hooked.

How much better it would be
if I could write a post that began
like this.

That’s not the point!

I mean, sure, I enjoyed it!!

That’s not the point!!

I’m saying that I was influenced in an even more basic and fundamental way!

Oddly enough, Y-ko and Yumi decided to start watching Eva

while I was still busy preparing their tea in the kitchen…

I thought that the point of this get-together was so that you could show me this program!

I guess I’ll just have to scold you two ladies and force you to rewind!!

Y-k—

Y-KO: Oh hey! Can you bring out some plates and forks for the cake?
ME: … Yes, ma’am.

… Let’s see.

Plates and forks for the cake.

………

Sigh.

Pathetic.

I am so weak.

And yet I went ahead, bringing out the plates and forks, the cake, and the tea.

Y-KO: Thanks, pal.
YUMI: Thank you.
ME: … You’re quite welcome.
Y-KO: Come on, dear. Sit down. The show’s already started!

Y-ko patted the floor, making a “sit here” gesture.

… It’s not my fault that the show started.

You’re the one who pressed the play button.

I handed out the cake and tea and sat between Y-ko and Yumi.

There we go.

A little sigh.

My eyes move to the TV.

On the screen, I saw a timid, weak-looking boy with black hair.

… Ah, this must be Shinji.

No, before I could even make that judgment,

before I could even decide whether or not this must be the protagonist of the show,

there was a single thought that popped into my head.

It was…

this guy is an uke.

………

……

…

It took all of 0.2 seconds.

An instantaneous thought concurrent with my visual contact with the screen.

An absolutely reflexive reaction.

My first judgment of the first character I saw was he’s an uke.

That’s right.

The swiftness of my response was stunning.

If I had to make an example,

it was like the instantaneous, natural production of saliva at the sight of a pickle.

… Huh?

No, wait…

What the—?

What am I thinking?!

Y-KO: What’s up with you?
ME: … Um, I…
Y-KO: …?
YUMI: What’s wrong?
ME: … I really don’t know how to answer that question…

In fact, I wish that I could ask it.

What’s wrong, me?

I don’t want these reflexes.

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