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FUJOSHI @ MAID CAFÉ. 2005/11/11 02:23

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Fujoshi @ maid café.

2005/11/11 02:23

Before maid cafés were known and open to the general public,

when they were only frequented by real-life otaku,

I visited one with some college friends.

Or should I say, overwhelmed by the incredible line

and the procession of bespectacled, backpack-hauling warriors,

we were intimidated and left before ever setting foot inside the building.

When I regaled my girlfriend with this tale,

she blithely replied—

Y-KO: Too bad. They’re fun.

You mean…

You’ve been to one before?!

Y-KO: Hmm? Yeah, they say, “Welcome home, mistress.”

So, uh, what’s your point?

Y-KO: Yeah, I thought it was really moe.
ME: What?! Girls are allowed to get moe over other girls!?

… There is something seriously wrong with this lady.

But I just can’t bring myself to care anymore…

I must be reaching the end.

Y-KO: Hey, would you want to go together?
ME: … Huh? Where?
Y-KO: A totally over-the-top maid café. You’d think it was really moe. I guarantee it.

Uh, Y-ko…

The following question has several different meanings:

Where are you trying to take me?