Chapter 1: Mom, There Is a Strange Uncle
Chapter 1: Mom, There Is a Strange Uncle
September in Jianghai City was still blazing hot. The Sun baked the Earth as if green smoke were rising from the ground, and the air seemed to twist and warp. In such weather, very few people were willing to go out, except for naughty Children who loved to play.
But Luo Feng seemed to feel nothing of the Hot weather. He let the sweat on his Forehead stream into his eyes, slide down his high nose bridge, and finally drop to the ground, shattering on impact.
If you looked closely, you would discover that Luo Feng’s Pocket was bulging. You simply Don’t Know what was inside.
Luo Feng wandered aimlessly. Suddenly, his Eyes seemed to glow with the light of a hungry wolf. He quickly walked toward a cute Little Loli who was about seven or eight years old.
As a seasoned Lolicon, Luo Feng had never had the chance to pursue his great ideal during High School. Now that Freshman Year at University had just begun and his studies were on track, he immediately went to the street when he had free time to search for cute Little Lolis.
Luo Feng absolutely had no intention of doing anything bad. He just wanted to feel good looking at them.
He walked quickly to the Little Loli who was licking a huge Ice cream. Luo Feng took a round, seven-colored Lollipop from his Pocket and said in the softest voice: “Little Sister, why are you all alone? Brother will buy you a Lollipop.”
Lollipops were the favorite food of Little Lolis, so Luo Feng was very Confident. This Little Loli would absolutely not be able to Refuse this Temptation.
Next, the Little Loli first looked at the Lollipop in Luo Feng’s hand with tear-filled big Eyes. Then she burst into tears and cried, “Mom, there is a Strange Uncle…”
Her voice was mournful, as if she had suffered a huge Grievance.
A graceful Woman rushed out of the clothing store quickly. She hugged the Little Loli tightly while watching Luo Feng warily. “Who are you? Leave immediately, or I will call the police.”
Luo Feng flashed a smile that he thought was brilliant. “Auntie, this is a Misunderstanding. I just thought the Little Sister was cute, so I wanted to give her a candy.”
“Hey, 110? Is this the police?”
“Auntie, I already said it is a misunderstanding.”
“There is a human trafficker here who wants to kidnap my Daughter.”
“Auntie, can you hear me speaking?”
“I am at…”
“Okay, okay, I am leaving right now.” Luo Feng ran while shouting back, “Little Sister, I am not an Uncle, I am a Brother! Remember that!”
Luo Feng walked helplessly down the street, muttering to himself: “In this age, can people still have a little Trust? I am a good person! I never even pick up lost money…”
Just then, Luo Feng saw a Ring shining brightly in front of him. The Ring looked very old but majestic. The Weird Patterns made it look like an Antique.
Luo Feng cautiously looked around, then walked to the Ring and quickly picked it up.
“Hey, who dropped a Ring?” Luo Feng’s voice was so low he could barely hear himself. “Hmm, no one dropped it, so it must be mine.”
So, Luo Feng happily put the Ring in his Pocket. However, he discovered his Pocket was already stuffed with Lollipops. Helplessly, he had to wear the Ring on his hand for now.
He ran back to the Dormitory in a hurry and locked himself in the Bathroom. He inspected the Ring on his hand carefully and finally discovered a line of small words on the Ring: “If blood drips on the Ring, it is yours.”
Luo Feng was stunned. In an Instant, he thought of many things. Blood test for ownership, a huge Conspiracy, some super Game…
As a Pisces, Luo Feng’s imagination was very big. The more he thought about it, the more Excited he became. So, Without Hesitation, he found a needle and painfully pricked his finger to let a drop of blood fall onto the Ring.
As for why he did not bite it with his mouth, Luo Feng pouted. What you see on TV is all a lie. Biting with teeth hurts too much, so he simply Could Not bring himself to do it.
The blood was Absorbed by the Ring very soon. Luo Feng waited Expectantly for the Ring to Change. Maybe a virtual subtitle would Appear or brilliant Light would shine. If an Absolutely Beautiful Little Loli could appear, that would be even better.
However, he waited for a full ten minutes. The Ring did not undergo any Change. Luo Feng felt deeply deceived. To Comfort his hurt feelings, he Opened his Computer and typed “Cute Little Loli Pictures” on the search engine. Then he started to look at them with great interest.
Luo Feng’s behavior once caused his three other Dormitory roommates to Look down on him. You watch adult movies on the Bed, but you insist on looking at these undeveloped Little Lolis and images with no nutrition.
That Night, Luo Feng checked the Time. Hmm, it was already past Midnight. It was time to go to sleep.
As a modern University student, sleeping before Midnight was Simply too old-fashioned!
After Luo Feng fell into deep sleep, the Ring on his hand under the Quilt emitted a dim, ancient purple Light, flashing for a moment and then disappearing.
Luo Feng had a very beautiful Dream. He dreamed that he flew freely in the Sky. While flying, the Wings behind him suddenly disappeared. Luo Feng began to Fall straight down.
Bang!
Luo Feng fell and hit the ground hard, his head spinning. He sat up and rubbed his painful Buttocks, then Suddenly Stunned.
It hurt? Then it was not a Dream?
Luo Feng looked around Nervously. This was a Little Woods. It was covered in snow, quite spectacular. No one was around, but Luo Feng did not Care. He had Just now been sleeping in the Dormitory. How could he suddenly Arrive At here?
Just as Luo Feng was filled with Nervousness, a sweet and cute voice came. However, it seemed to lack Affection and sounded cold. “The Host has Traversed to the Legend of the Condor Heroes World. If you Complete the Mission, you can return. If the Mission Fails, then the Host will Stay in this World Forever and Lose the Qualification to Traverse Worlds.”
This voice made Luo Feng feel like spring, but the content of what was said made him Unhappy. “You want me to Traverse and I Traverse? Why? At worst, I will stay here for a lifetime. After all, I am an Orphan anyway.”
After a Moment of Silence, the cute voice came Again: “The Host can Traverse Various Worlds. Among them, there are many Lolis. Every time the Host Traverses three Worlds, you will be Allowed One Time to Choose Any Ability, Item, or Person from the Current and Future Worlds to bring to the Real World.”
Luo Feng cleared his throat, slightly sliding his finger over the Ring on his hand, and said righteously: “The Mission to Save the World is handed to me. This is the Responsibility of a good Youth in the New Era.”
“Correction, the Host does not Need to Save the World.”
Luo Feng: “…”
“Mission One: Gain the Nine Yin Manual.”
“Mission Two: Gain the Eighteen Palms of the Subduing Dragon.”
…
Luo Feng looked at the Clothes on his Body. It was a Spring and Autumn outfit. Fortunately, the System did not make him wear his Underwear while Sleeping. Finally, Luo Feng helplessly walked Out of the In Forest. If he met people, his Strange Appearance would probably be surrounded by a crowd.
Luo Feng took a deep breath. He had to admit, the Air in Ancient Times was comfortable. And although it was Some Cold at this moment, Luo Feng did not Feel too cold.
The Nine Yin Manual and the Eighteen Palms of the Subduing Dragon. These were the two most famous Martial Arts in Legend of the Condor Heroes. Guo Jing traveled Under Heaven relying on these two skills.
But to Get these two skills was truly difficult.
Moreover, Luo Feng had Never seen the original novel. He only watched the TV Series when he was very young. He Only Remembered the general Plot, but the details were almost Forgotten.
In this Era of high experts, Traversers were simply useless.
Forget it. There was no need to Think about so much. It was better to First find out which Step of the Plot had Already Developed…