Chapter 105: I Won’t Call Him

Several tourists around them watched and watched, then subconsciously picked up their phones—click, click, click—eyes practically turning into red hearts.

Whose daughter is this, how can she be this cute!

Ying ying ying, too freaking adorable!

I really wanna kiss that chubby little face till it breaks!

Lu Junhan naturally noticed the looks from the people around them. He frowned slightly and said coolly to Lu Li, "Hurry up and take the pictures, then come down."

"Hmph, you wouldn’t let me take a photo with Xiu Bai! Li Li’s not coming down!"

The little girl, wearing pink bunny ears, angrily hugged the elephant’s thick neck. "I’m gonna piss you off to death!"

Lu Junhan glanced at her lightly, the corners of his thin lips hooking up a bit. His striking, handsome features suddenly took on a lazy, wicked air.

"Sure, piss me off to death, then you won’t have a dad anymore."

The little loli really did hesitate. She looked at him timidly, stuck out a tiny hand, and whispered, "Th-then Li Li will only piss you off halfway..."

Song Qingwan hadn’t even fully retreated after putting on the bunny ears when she heard that. She blurted out, "Piss him off halfway... isn’t that just half dead?"

Half dead is pretty much the same as worse than death.

As she spoke, Song Qingwan gave the little girl a thumbs up and winked at her. "Nice, Li Li, didn’t expect you to be this ruthless."

The little girl was a bit confused, but she barely understood that Auntie was praising her. She immediately puffed out her tiny chest, pouted her rosy little mouth, put on a very serious face, and threatened her dad:

"Yeah! Li Li is super super fierce! Daddy, you’d better not mess with me."

When she said this, the soft, cute bunny ears on her head wobbled along with her. Paired with that pretend-ferocious chubby face of hers, she was just like a little kitten waving its soft paws, meowing non-stop.

Not the slightest bit of attack power.

Lu Junhan let out a cold snort, stretched out his long, well-defined fingers, and flicked her fair forehead.

The little girl let out an "Ow," clutching her forehead with her small hands, looking aggrievedly at her dad. Her two-meter-eight aura instantly shrank to one-meter-three:

"Daddy, what are you doing... that really hurt!"

"You’re too cute," Lu Junhan gave her a bland look, the flirtatious lines coming easily, "so I just felt like bullying you a little."

Little Lu Li: "..."

"Okay, okay, you two cut it out,"

Seeing more tourists waiting behind them, Song Qingwan started directing:

"Brat, move to the side a bit, I’ll take Li Li’s picture first."

Then she said to Lu Li, "Li Li, hold on tight by yourself, don’t fall. If anything happens, call your dad, got it?"

"I’m not calling him!" The little loli angrily pointed at her own forehead and tattled, "He hit my head!"

Lu Junhan: "..."

Song Qingwan: "..."

This super vengeful personality, who did she inherit it from?

"Besides, Elephant Little Brother won’t let me fall!" the little loli said confidently. "Auntie, you can relax!"

"Alright then."

Seeing that time was tight, Song Qingwan didn’t try to persuade her anymore.

She only told Lu Junhan to pay attention, and if anything seemed off, to hurry forward and lift the little girl down.

After all, even though this elephant looked docile and had taken photos so many times without incident, better safe than sorry.

If by any chance this elephant happened to be in a bad mood today and went crazy, with Li Li’s tiny body, one stomp from the elephant could squash her flat.

Song Qingwan took the camera from the bodyguard and stepped back, trying to find a better angle.