Chapter 188: We’re Really Not Bad People
Chapter 188: We’re Really Not Bad People
The chubby little Zhang Yiming closed his eyes and, like a raging bull, flailed his chubby little hands wildly, poking and loudly shouting:
"Yes! We’re really tough! If you guys don’t leave, I’ll, I’ll call the teacher!"
Jian Chenglang and Jian Yi both had some skills and wouldn’t bother with a bunch of kids, so they backed off a few steps.
Frowning slightly, he hadn’t had a chance to speak.
Then he saw Little Lu Li over there with hands on her hips, her fair little face chubby and tender, speaking earnestly to Qin Xiyin in a childish voice:
"Xi Yan, these people are bad guys, you shouldn’t go with them! Otherwise, they’ll sell you for candy! By then, your mom and dad won’t find you, and they’ll cry themselves to death."
Jian Yi: "..."
Jian Chenglang: "..."
Qin Xiyin frowned, shaking his head frantically, the more anxious he got, the harder it was to speak: "No, it’s not..."
Qu Qianqian stood on the spot, raising her chin, holding a stick in her hand and striking a pose like a hero with a sword, crisp and clear:
"That’s right! Bad guys! Don’t even think about abducting my Xi Yan! He might be easy to fool, but we’re not!"
Zhang Yiming chimed in:
"Exactly! You’re not going to fool us! My dad told me, mom and dad aren’t allowed in the kindergarten, so inside the kindergarten, only teachers are adults, all other adults are bad people who steal kids! You’re bad guys! Bad guys! Watch my sword!"
With that, Zhang Dapang fiercely jabbed forward with a stick.
Who knew, not paying attention, he stumbled, tripped over a stone, and with a "bang," sat down hard on the ground.
The chubby one was immediately dumbfounded.
Jian Yi: "..."
Jian Chenglang: "..."
What an adorable bunch of little guys.
Really makes you want to stomp them.
Little Lu Li finished carefully instructing the little gentleman Qin Xiyin, then turned around, rolled up her sleeves, and started threatening in her cute, childish voice,
"Bad guys! If you don’t leave, I’ll let my dad beat you to death, my dad is really awesome, he’ll beat you guys flat—"
Qin Xiyin was so anxious he couldn’t stand it, unable to say anything, he just rushed towards Jian Yi, took several deep breaths, and finally squeezed out a crisp and loud:
"Dad!"
The three kids were dumbfounded at the sound of "Dad."
Qin Xiyin’s small body shielded the icy-faced Jian Yi, looking at the shocked Little Lu Li and her crew, he hesitantly, quickly explained in a small voice:
"Don’t, don’t hit. He, he’s my dad, not a bad guy..."
Little Lu Li pursed her little lips, blinking her eyes, and pointed her fair little finger at Jian Chenglang on the side, a little confused and softly said:
"What about, what about him? Xi Yan, is he your dad too?"
Jian Chenglang: "..."
Damn, what are kids these days thinking about!
Jian Chenglang closed his eyes, patted Qin Xiyin’s little head, finally took a deep breath, and helplessly smiled:
"Kids, let me introduce myself, I’m his uncle, which means I’m his dad’s brother."
He paused, then curled his lips, revealed a teasing grin: "Relax, we’re really not bad guys."
Five minutes later—
"Uncle, do you want candy?"
Little Lu Li pursed her little lips, her big innocent black eyes looking up, her fair chubby little face was so soft and adorable.
You couldn’t tell, five minutes ago, she was the one shouting about having her dad beat them to death:
"This candy is delicious!"