Chapter 263: Children’s World Is Terrifying!
Chapter 263: Children’s World Is Terrifying!
This actually can’t be blamed on Jian Yi.
Originally, Jian Yi just wanted to give a few symbolic whacks as a lesson.
They’re still at the parent-teacher meeting, with countless parents and kids watching, even if he really wanted to spank, it should be done behind closed doors at home.
But who knew, just as he put Jian Xiyan down, Jian Xiyan angrily turned around and kicked him.
Though not very forceful or painful, it showed this brat doesn’t think he did anything wrong!
Even someone as indifferent and cold as Jian Yi couldn’t help but get angry.
Gradually, it has reached this point—
Jian Yi gives his butt a smack, Jian Xiyan retaliates with a kick.
Jian Yi picks him up for more, the little kid can’t kick, so he goes to bite him.
Slowly, what was supposed to be a one-sided lesson turned into mutual combat under Jian Xiyan’s unyielding resistance and spirit of "If you’re going to hit me, I’m going to fight back."
Watching all this unfold, Zhang Dazhuang thought: "..."
Forget it, I’ll continue zoning out.
If President Jian finds out I watched the whole thing, maybe he’ll silence me forever!
Qu Qianqian, sucking on candy nearby, quietly said to Little Lu Li next to her:
"Ms. Li Li, how long do you think Uncle and Xi Yan will fight for? Aren’t they tired? I’m tired just watching."
The little girl blinked her dark eyes, tilted her head pondering and then shook her head, honestly saying,
"I don’t know how long they’ll fight either."
But the next second, Little Lu Li, holding her fist with confidence said:
"But I can ask my dad! My dad is super awesome, he’ll definitely know!"
Qu Qianqian remembered that she has a dad too, abruptly turned to Qu Sinian, and asked, "Dad, do you know?"
Qu Sinian was sending a message to his agent, saying things weren’t over on his side yet, raised his head from the phone hearing this: "Know what?"
"..." Qu Qianqian looked at him indignantly, gave up first, complaining: "Forget it, asking you would lead nowhere, you know nothing, you’re just good at selling smiles!"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Back when Qu Qianqian asked him, Dad, what do you do?
Qu Sinian was so touched, feeling his precious child had finally grown up, caring about her dad.
So, he seriously and solemnly spent five minutes explaining what an actor, film emperor, and the entertainment industry is.
But obviously, Qu Qianqian’s little brain couldn’t handle so much, she was confused listening to it.
Later, Qu Sinian was called by his agent to shoot a commercial, and since no one was watching over Qu Qianqian at that time, he took her along.
The little girl’s brain was still muddled.
The unfamiliar phrases of actor, film emperor, and entertainment industry were jumbling around in her head.
As she became a bit clearer, she heard the agent uncle telling dad to smile more, not always keep a stern face.
At that time, seeing his darling daughter there, Qu Sinian was in a good mood and casually agreed: "Okay."
Smile more...
That phrase is much easier to understand than actor!
The little girl suddenly had an epiphany!
Oh! It turns out her dad is just a smile-seller!
Luckily, Qu Sinian doesn’t know the origin of "smile-seller" yet, otherwise, he’d go and deal with his agent harshly!
Just then, the little girl ran out saying: "Qianqian, my dad said that uncle and Xi Yan will stop fighting soon."
"Soon? How long is soon?"
Zhang Yiming came over to ask.
"I don’t know either." The little girl scratched her head, "I asked my dad, and he only said, ’Soon means soon, why ask so much, just wait,’ I guess if we just wait patiently, they’ll stop fighting."
The two kids, half understanding, "Oh" in response, then cheerfully exclaimed, "Ms. Li Li, your dad is so smart! Knowing that!"
Parading such innocent and naive expressions, Zhang Dazhuang and Qu Sinian couldn’t bear to watch.
"Should we go help Xi Yan? He seems a bit pitiful, but uncle is also sort of tragic. Who should we help?"
Because both sides seemed a bit pitiful, causing Qu Qianqian to hesitate for a long time, her little head couldn’t figure out who to help better.
The little girl tilted her head thinking, shook her head, with a serious face she said:
"No need to help! My dad just said uncle and Xi Yan are bonding!"
Qu Qianqian’s delicate face showed confusion: "Bonding?"
"Yeah," the little girl puffed her cheeks happily:
"My dad said if he hits me, it’s because he likes me, if he didn’t, he wouldn’t hit me! Uncle must be the same. He’s hit Xi Yan so many times; he must deeply love Xi Yan! Xi Yan is so lucky!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Dang, they do shameless better than him!
Qu Qianqian thoughtfully watched Qin Xiyan stomping on Jian Yi several times, and murmured:
"Hey, seems like Xi Yan also likes his dad! Look, he’s so excited his face turned red!"
"Yeah," the little girl kindly said, "So we shouldn’t disturb them, it’s not right."
Qu Qianqian nodded heavily: "Uh-huh!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
I’ll just keep zoning out.
Children’s world is terrifying!
Finally, Jian Yi from afar saw Xie Qin coming out of the office, only then did he stop and drag the kid back to the classroom.
Jian Xiyan tightly pursed his small lips, his fair face flustered red, and once his feet touched the ground, he fiercely kicked his dad again.
Jian Yi’s indifferent, cold face immediately turned grim.
Eager to take him outside and give him a good thrashing!
Xie Qin entered, others couldn’t stay outside longer either, so they returned to their seats.
The little girl skipped over and sat next to her dad.
As she sat down, her gaze shifted and saw the candy bag placed on the ground.
It was right between her and her dad’s spot.
Just a reach and she could drag that bag over.
Earlier, Little Loli only took three candies from Zhang Dazhuang, one for Yiming, one for Qianqian, and one she ate herself.
Now, she’s out of candy.
But her dad still has plenty...
Seeing this, she couldn’t help but smack her lips.
As if suddenly inspired, Little Loli lifted her long, dense lashes and secretly peeked at her dad.
Lu Junhan casually sat in the chair, holding a phone in one hand, with a light gaze on the screen, his fingertips lazily swiping over it, his expression relaxed and indifferent.
Seeing he wasn’t paying attention here, the little girl sat on her chair, eyes straight ahead.
But under the table, her little hand quietly reached out, grabbed the bag, and carefully dragged it bit by bit towards her.
As long as she takes just one candy from Dad, he shouldn’t... notice.