Chapter 267: Stand Until You Die This Time!

This is just the beginning, and it’s already so explosive!

No buffer at all!

Hit with a big one right away!

Seems like that little girl’s butt doesn’t want to exist anymore!

Lu Junhan’s dark, profound eyes instantly turned cold as he expressionlessly turned his head to glance at the well-behaved little girl sitting beside him.

Little Lu Li blinked her big, black eyes, her long eyelashes like two little brushes fluttering, her fair, chubby, and cute little face looking all innocent.

Lu Junhan narrowed his long, sharp black eyes, lightly pulling the corners of his thin lips, and coldly snorted.

If not for the fact that this essay was written beforehand, he would have suspected that this little chubby girl was deliberately taking revenge for him snatching her candy earlier.

The next second, Lu Junhan squinted his eyes, stared, and then extended his fingertips to pinch her innocent, chubby little face hard.

"Daddy!" The little girl covered her small cheek with her little hand, her black eyes wide and her little mouth pouting with grievance:

"Why, why are you pinching me... it hurts so much!"

"Because you deserve a pinch!" Lu Junhan sneered coldly, "If I don’t pinch you once, I’m afraid I won’t be able to continue reading the rest of the essay!"

Jian Yi: "..."

Qu Sinian: "..."

Zhang Dazhuang: "..."

Look at what you’ve driven the adults to do!

Little girl: "..."

!!!

Annoying!!

Why do you have to pinch me when reading an essay!

Daddy is really so strange and annoying!!

Lu Junhan kept a cold face, slightly furrowing his brows, said no more, and directly shifted his gaze back to the essay.

The little girl obviously knew many characters, and she wrote with intention; it was the longest among a few little brats.

Almost no pinyin throughout, only the writing was so terribly ugly, so ugly that at a glance, it looked like text from another world, but it could barely be deciphered.

Probably because of reading too many fairy tale books recently, there were actually dialogues inside.

Title: My Favorite Dad!

Dad finally died, and I was so very happy!

In the future, no one would fight with me over candy, nor throw me into the garbage, nor make me stand as punishment!!!

I am so very happy!!

But later, I was so bored and started to miss Dad a little.

I felt that Dad was actually very, very good.

Even though he sells fish every day and kills lots of poor little fish, which is really bad! Also, he’s in bad health, poor, can die at any minute, that’s so pitiful, sometimes he even bullies me! But I know he’s a good dad!

My favorite is my dad!

Lu Junhan: "..."

Others: "..."

What the heck is with this ’good dad’!

Also, what’s with the selling fish, bad health, and being poor?

...

So I became so very sad, I couldn’t understand why Dad died?

Later, a very beautiful little fairy appeared, she asked me: "Oh! Dear child, why are you crying? Is there anything I can help you with?"

I cried and said: "Ms. Fairy, my dad died, I’m so sad."

Ms. Fairy was incredibly kind, she told me: "Don’t be sad, Li Li, I will help you."

Then, my dad came back to life!

I was so, so happy!

But Dad turned into a dog!

And a very ugly dog!!

I was so sad again.

Lu Junhan: "..."

Others: "..."

No wonder the little girl said she almost cried; she even wrote ’so sad’, how could she not cry!

But this story is pretty good, full of twists and turns!

Lu Junhan took a deep breath, forcibly resisting the urge to tear the essay up, his extremely handsome face darkened as he looked at the little girl beside him, his thin lips curled into a cold smile, and he uttered word by word with a chilling tone:

"You’re done for, I’m definitely going to get you when we get back, you little fatty!"

Little girl: "..."

How strange.

Why isn’t Daddy crying, he seems a bit mad.

When she wrote this essay, knowing Dad turned into a dog, she was so sad, almost writing it while crying.

She felt so miserable.

Why did Dad turn into a dog?

But it’s not over yet, the little girl wrote a long essay, there’s still a part after—

And then Li Li was so scared she woke up from her dog dad!

After waking up, I realized, oh, it was just a dream!

Dad was still sleeping well beside me!

He wasn’t dead, nor turned into an ugly little dog.

I was so very, very happy!

So happy that I was about to cry.

Now I realize, my favorite is my dad!

Obviously, this final "dad" for the little girl refers to the alive, human Lu Junhan.

Rather than the "dead and turned into a dog" dad from before.

The little girl wrote something quite real, she might have really had such a dream.

Qu Sinian, Jian Yi, and Zhang Dazhuang couldn’t come back to their senses for a long time after reading.

For a moment, they were speechless, not knowing what to say.

All they could do was look at the expressionless Lu Junhan sympathetically.

Lu Junhan: "..."

Eventually, Qu Sinian withdrew his gaze, sighed with emotion, and patted his daughter, Qu Qianqian’s head, his gracefully cold face showing a bit of heaviness:

"Sweetheart, it’s Dad’s fault for wrongly blaming you; you’re still very well-behaved."

Qu Qianqian, with a grape-flavored lollipop in her mouth, upon hearing this, turned and frowned at her dad, mumbling: "Daddy, did you take the wrong medicine?"

Qu Sinian: "..."

Never mind, he might as well keep worrying about other people’s daughters.

Because of the little girl’s devilish essay.

Jian Xiyan and Zhang Yiming regained their dads’ affection in the end.

Compared to Lu Li’s essay, the previous three seemed irrelevant!

Lu Junhan’s face was expressionless as he put the essay back in the envelope.

His expression was very calm, calm to the point where it inexplicably gave a feeling of the danger before a storm.

The little girl, at this time, seemed fearless as she leaned over, and with a kiddie voice, she said:

"Daddy, don’t you want to cry now? Li Li cried for a long, long time when she wrote this!"

Lu Junhan looked at her calmly, rubbing her little head with his big hand, his thin lips pulling into a rare, slightly gentle smile, but it looked a bit creepy:

"Be good, go face the wall when we get back, this time you’re standing until you die!"

Little girl: "..."

She felt that Dad might not appreciate her essay.

She previously showed it to Qianqian and the others, and they all cried, saying she wrote very well!

Meanwhile, in Song Wanwan’s group, almost every parent was tearful, holding essays with agitated emotions.

There were even a few who were already hugging their children tightly, crying loudly.

By contrast, the parents in Lu Li’s group were quite quiet and harmonious—